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doomy3
10-21-2009, 03:59 PM
If so, shoot me a PM...

Kyle DeLexus
10-21-2009, 04:04 PM
Worst spinoff thread ever.

doomy3
10-21-2009, 04:32 PM
Worst spinoff thread ever.

uh, this isn't a spinoff thread.

Stewie
10-21-2009, 04:34 PM
Why don't you call an actual doctor? I don't know of any doctors that frequent this site.

doomy3
10-21-2009, 04:35 PM
Why don't you call an actual doctor? I don't know of any doctors that frequent this site.

Cool, that's what I was wondering. No big deal, just had a quick question.

Skip Towne
10-21-2009, 04:37 PM
There used to be a woman doctor from Wichita named Warcry I think.

vailpass
10-21-2009, 04:40 PM
Take it easy, I'm pre-law.

I thought you were pre-med.

What's the difference?

Kyle DeLexus
10-21-2009, 04:48 PM
uh, this isn't a spinoff thread.

I figured it wasn't, I was just messing around. There was a "Any actual Lawyers" thread not long ago.

Buehler445
10-21-2009, 04:49 PM
I'm not, but here's to hoping it is nothing serious.
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Fritz88
10-21-2009, 04:52 PM
I heard Gonzo does Hemorrhoids procedures.

wild1
10-21-2009, 04:56 PM
My guess is that none would be very eager to dispense medical advice in this setting.

Reerun_KC
10-21-2009, 04:56 PM
I am a recreational gynocologist...

Does that help?

Stewie
10-21-2009, 04:58 PM
I am a recreational gynocologist...

Does that help?

Is your office next to the freelance pharmacist?

Hog Farmer
10-21-2009, 05:12 PM
I sent doomy my qualifications but he doesn't trust me for some reason.

Bill Lundberg
10-21-2009, 05:14 PM
I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night.

Reerun_KC
10-21-2009, 05:19 PM
Is your office next to the freelance pharmacist?

:D

Of course....

RJ
10-21-2009, 05:34 PM
I'm not a doctor, but I've had sex with a few nurses, so I guess I know a little bit about the medical field.

Reerun_KC
10-21-2009, 05:37 PM
I'm not a doctor, but I've had sex with a few nurses, so I guess I know a little bit about the medical field.

:spock:

Okay its getting deep in here now... The BS is flying...

RJ
10-21-2009, 05:39 PM
:spock:

Okay its getting deep in here now... The BS is flying...


I didn't mean all at once.

Saccopoo
10-21-2009, 05:41 PM
I was pre-med my freshman year and I have field expedient medical military training, so I'm pretty qualified.

Jack
10-21-2009, 06:02 PM
I've read several Tess Gerritsen novels. So I might be of help with postmortems . . .

DeezNutz
10-21-2009, 06:04 PM
You'll have to use an over-the-counter cream, and, unfortunately, it will never clear up completely.

As a doctor, I'd encourage you to wrap up next time.

Der Flöprer
10-21-2009, 06:56 PM
They call me Dr. Love.

bevischief
10-21-2009, 06:59 PM
I heard Gonzo does Hemorrhoids procedures.

ROFL

bevischief
10-21-2009, 06:59 PM
I am a recreational gynocologist...

Does that help?

ROFL

bevischief
10-21-2009, 07:00 PM
You'll have to use an over-the-counter cream, and, unfortunately, it will never clear up completely.

As a doctor, I'd encourage you to wrap up next time.

ROFL

kstater
10-21-2009, 07:46 PM
Turn your head and cough.

Bwana
10-21-2009, 07:49 PM
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It's Dooooooooooooooooomy Time.

Toadkiller
10-21-2009, 07:53 PM
Doctor, doctor, doctor, doctor.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Lge2_H_8IQ

Hog Farmer
10-21-2009, 08:16 PM
I was pre-med my freshman year and I have field expedient medical military training, so I'm pretty qualified.

You're not more qualified than me . I've performed over 300 surgeries, given over 10,000 flu shots and euthanized more patients than Dr. K. I have my own laboratory and cases of surgical masks and gloves , not to mention cases of antibiotics on hand. So there!

Hog Farmer
10-21-2009, 08:18 PM
And I didn't even need to waste all that money going to med school.

KCChiefsMan
10-21-2009, 08:20 PM
penicillin should clear it up

Toadkiller
10-21-2009, 08:26 PM
Dont ask me how I know but flea and tick shampoo gets rid of crabs.

KCUnited
10-21-2009, 09:15 PM
The flare ups are so few and far between that its not worth the embarrassment of seeing a doctor, imo. Sucks you can't masturbate without tearing them open though.

BigRedChief
10-21-2009, 09:26 PM
"As she lay there dozing next to me, one voice inside my head kept saying, 'Relax, you're not the first doctor to sleep with one of his patients', but the another kept reminding me, 'Howard, you are a veterinarian!'"

doomy3
10-21-2009, 09:27 PM
LOL, thanks for all the helpful responses guys.

What I actually need is a note to get out of a stupid contract my wife signed for a work out place and then shredded her knee. Her doctor told her she can't do this workout anymore, but won't write the note that the place needs to void the contract. This is going to cost us $1500, and I was just hoping someone on here could help me out.

BigRedChief
10-21-2009, 09:30 PM
LOL, thanks for all the helpful responses guys.

What I actually need is a note to get out of a stupid contract my wife signed for a work out place and then shredded her knee. Her doctor told her she can't do this workout anymore, but won't write the note that the place needs to void the contract. This is going to cost us $1500, and I was just hoping someone on here could help me out.You should go hang out at a golf course.

LaChapelle
10-21-2009, 09:35 PM
I'm not a doctor, but I've had sex with a few nurses, so I guess I know a little bit about the medical field.

So you've doctored a few drinks.

Hog Farmer
10-23-2009, 01:17 AM
LOL, thanks for all the helpful responses guys.

What I actually need is a note to get out of a stupid contract my wife signed for a work out place and then shredded her knee. Her doctor told her she can't do this workout anymore, but won't write the note that the place needs to void the contract. This is going to cost us $1500, and I was just hoping someone on here could help me out.


Here ya go doomy. You can thank me later!



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10-23-2009, 01:19 AM
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Guru
10-23-2009, 01:23 AM
No, but I stayed at a holiday inn express.

Saccopoo
10-23-2009, 02:38 AM
You're not more qualified than me . I've performed over 300 surgeries, given over 10,000 flu shots and euthanized more patients than Dr. K. I have my own laboratory and cases of surgical masks and gloves , not to mention cases of antibiotics on hand. So there!

Non-humans do not count, no matter how many times you watch The Gangs of New York.

Somebody popped the butcher!

(I now cry a little thinking that the Hog Farmer goes down in this scene.)

And I've stitched up fuckers raw. With Bourbon as my "Surgical Enhancement Fluid." So there.

Saccopoo
10-23-2009, 02:41 AM
LOL, thanks for all the helpful responses guys.

What I actually need is a note to get out of a stupid contract my wife signed for a work out place and then shredded her knee. Her doctor told her she can't do this workout anymore, but won't write the note that the place needs to void the contract. This is going to cost us $1500, and I was just hoping someone on here could help me out.

So much for that kick ass pilates class with the 8 1/2 instructor that you begged your wife to join.

Perv.

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10-23-2009, 02:43 AM
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My apologies Hog. You are qualified.

seclark
10-23-2009, 08:42 AM
Dont ask me how I know but flea and tick shampoo gets rid of crabs.

don't ask me how i know but that's bullshit.
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Skip Towne
10-23-2009, 08:50 AM
don't ask me how i know but that's bullshit.
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You're right. The only way to get rid of them is to shave one side of the pubic area and set the other half on fire. Then stab them with an ice pick when they run out.

big nasty kcnut
10-23-2009, 08:54 AM
I'm the love doctor. Trust me watch a jenna haze video you'll feel better in the morning.

Bill Lundberg
10-23-2009, 08:59 AM
I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night.
No, but I stayed at a holiday inn express.

Great minds think alike.

ClevelandBronco
10-23-2009, 09:01 AM
You're right. The only way to get rid of them is to shave one side of the pubic area and set the other half on fire. Then stab them with an ice pick when they run out.

That works great even if you don't have crabs.

Hog Farmer
10-23-2009, 09:06 AM
You're right. The only way to get rid of them is to shave one side of the pubic area and set the other half on fire. Then stab them with an ice pick when they run out.


Awesome! ROFL