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Demonpenz
10-23-2009, 09:37 AM
What do you think is better to keep, the strawberry cow, the ugly duck, or the black sheep. All 3 wondered onto my farm, but I only have enough feed to keep one.

JD10367
10-23-2009, 09:41 AM
What'chu talkin' 'bout, Willis? My wife has a farm, and she doesn't have to feed them, they just sit there. In fact, hers refuse to walk around, LOL. They moved around one day, and aside from that they all stand in the same spots.

El Jefe
10-23-2009, 09:45 AM
What do you think is better to keep, the strawberry cow, the ugly duck, or the black sheep. All 3 wondered onto my farm, but I only have enough feed to keep one.

Oh your one of those artards that clogs up the pages with all that farmville propaganda? :)

JD10367
10-23-2009, 09:49 AM
Kill them all and feed yourself.

There's no "slaughter" option. In fact, it's very animal-friendly. From the cows and sheep you collect milk, from the chickens you collect eggs. You get horsehair from the horse, and down feathers from the duck, and wool from the sheep. From the pig, you get truffles (not bacon, LOL). She had an elephant given to her, and I said, "I assume you get elephant dung for fertilizer or something", but instead you get circus peanuts. That's one amazing f**king elephant, if it can make circus peanuts. I gotta find me one that'll shit gold Krugerrands...

SNR
10-23-2009, 09:50 AM
Mouse Hunt > Farmville

JD10367
10-23-2009, 09:50 AM
Oh your one of those artards that clogs up the pages with all that farmville propaganda? :)

Click "Hide..." on any of the feeds and you can hide the entire application from showing up on your page.

JD10367
10-23-2009, 09:51 AM
Mouse Hunt > Farmville

No thanks, I spend enough time playing Mouse Hunt in work. Little f**kers are all over this mall. I see them running across the floor and walls, and find their turds everywhere. The exterminator just laid dosn fresh poison trays 'cause they ate it all...

SNR
10-23-2009, 09:54 AM
No thanks, I spend enough time playing Mouse Hunt in work. Little f**kers are all over this mall. I see them running across the floor and walls, and find their turds everywhere. The exterminator just laid dosn fresh poison trays 'cause they ate it all...Something tells me you guys don't have the Mouse Deathbot with the plastic explosive base.

Upgrade your trap, man.

Fish
10-23-2009, 09:55 AM
NO I DON'T WANT YOUR FUCKING PINK COW. I DON'T WANT YOUR FAKE DRINKS. I DON'T CARE IF YOU NEED HELP WITH YOUR FAKE MAFIA. I DON'T CARE WHAT STAR WARS CHARACTER YOU RESEMBLE. I HAVE NO INTENTION OF TRYING TO BEAT YOUR BEST SCORE IN MOVIE TRIVIA CHALLENGE. TAKE YOUR FRIENDSHIP TOKENS AND SHOVE THEM UP YOUR ASS. FAKE ROLLER COASTERS ARE BORING. BURN YOVILLE TO THE GROUND. I DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR TEMPERAMENT. I DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR HOROSCOPE. I DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR FUCKING BAKE OFF. YOU ARE NOT A SONG, OR A MOVIE, OR A BOOK, OR A CAR, OR ANY OF THE OTHER HUNDRED FUCKING THINGS YOU THINK YOU RESEMBLE. I HATE YOU ALL.

Mr. Laz
10-23-2009, 09:56 AM
eRepublik > Mafia Wars > Mouse Hunt > Farmville

MoreLemonPledge
10-23-2009, 09:56 AM
NO I DON'T WANT YOUR ****ING PINK COW. I DON'T WANT YOUR FAKE DRINKS. I DON'T CARE IF YOU NEED HELP WITH YOUR FAKE MAFIA. I DON'T CARE WHAT STAR WARS CHARACTER YOU RESEMBLE. I HAVE NO INTENTION OF TRYING TO BEAT YOUR BEST SCORE IN MOVIE TRIVIA CHALLENGE. TAKE YOUR FRIENDSHIP TOKENS AND SHOVE THEM UP YOUR ASS. FAKE ROLLER COASTERS ARE BORING. BURN YOVILLE TO THE GROUND. I DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR TEMPERAMENT. I DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR HOROSCOPE. I DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR ****ING BAKE OFF. YOU ARE NOT A SONG, OR A MOVIE, OR A BOOK, OR A CAR, OR ANY OF THE OTHER HUNDRED ****ING THINGS YOU THINK YOU RESEMBLE. I HATE YOU ALL.

This. All this crap made me stop doing the Facebooks.

jidar
10-23-2009, 09:58 AM
eRepublik > Mafia Wars > Mouse Hunt > Farmville

Mafia Wars. Oh god please... I played that for awhile.

All the theme of a dick tracy comic combined with the strategic depth of Tic Tac Toe. No one would be playing this if it didn't have gameplay encouragements to spam it everywhere.

JD10367
10-23-2009, 10:07 AM
NO I DON'T WANT YOUR ****ING PINK COW. I DON'T WANT YOUR FAKE DRINKS. I DON'T CARE IF YOU NEED HELP WITH YOUR FAKE MAFIA. I DON'T CARE WHAT STAR WARS CHARACTER YOU RESEMBLE. I HAVE NO INTENTION OF TRYING TO BEAT YOUR BEST SCORE IN MOVIE TRIVIA CHALLENGE. TAKE YOUR FRIENDSHIP TOKENS AND SHOVE THEM UP YOUR ASS. FAKE ROLLER COASTERS ARE BORING. BURN YOVILLE TO THE GROUND. I DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR TEMPERAMENT. I DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR HOROSCOPE. I DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR ****ING BAKE OFF. YOU ARE NOT A SONG, OR A MOVIE, OR A BOOK, OR A CAR, OR ANY OF THE OTHER HUNDRED ****ING THINGS YOU THINK YOU RESEMBLE. I HATE YOU ALL.

Agreed. I just "Hide..." every app that comes down the pike, so I never have to see it again, thus making my feed nothing but info updates.

Demonpenz
10-23-2009, 10:11 AM
I kept the strawberry cow but I am worried I should have kept the black sheep

Demonpenz
10-23-2009, 10:12 AM
So sad

SNR
10-23-2009, 10:14 AM
I kept the strawberry cow but I am worried I should have kept the black sheepRacist

Demonpenz
10-23-2009, 10:17 AM
Racist

baaaaaaad move I know

Sofa King
10-23-2009, 10:19 AM
i sold off everything i had this morning, and bought all the creepy fence and headstones i could afford, and made my farm into a graveyard... actually looks pretty neat..

Moral of the story? that game got boring and i wanted to go out in style... also, i saved 1 duck and tucked him in the graveyard...


so go with the duck.

Demonpenz
10-23-2009, 10:21 AM
i sold off everything i had this morning, and bought all the creepy fence and headstones i could afford, and made my farm into a graveyard... actually looks pretty neat..

Moral of the story? that game got boring and i wanted to go out in style... also, i saved 1 duck and tucked him in the graveyard...


so go with the duck.

That would be sweet if you could wear a cape when playing football that way you could whisk it over your face and head to the sidelines after a sack

jidar
10-23-2009, 10:24 AM
This game reminds me of Harvest Moon which is pretty fun so I'm going to give it a try.

According to the App page 61 million people have played Farmville in the last 30 days...
:eek: that is absolutely insane.

morphius
10-23-2009, 10:24 AM
This. All this crap made me stop doing the Facebooks.
As someone else mentioned, you can now ignore any application you don't want to see any more. Best feature on facebook.

Deberg_1990
10-23-2009, 10:35 AM
Is this game like mafia wars, except with Farmers instead of thugs?

Bearcat
10-23-2009, 10:39 AM
Nice rant, Fish.

Like morphius said, the best features of FB are the "block this app from sending you requests" and "hide this app".

And that's sad, because the site has so much potential, yet most people just want to play games and take quizzes, and very few people actually use it to anything close to its potential.

At least they're going back to the old style news feed soon. The real-time news feed highlighted everything that's wrong with FB (pointless apps) and hides the whole reason FB exists (finding friends and networking). Post a link or an album? It might show up on the right side, depending on how much other stuff is going on. Find a picture of a cow? That's front page shit right there!

JD10367
10-23-2009, 10:40 AM
Is this game like mafia wars, except with Farmers instead of thugs?

Farmville is basically the Facebook adult version of those Japanese electronic pets that little kids have... you know, they have to "feed" it daily or it dies (where in Facebook, you have to "harvest" your veggies, trees, and animal products). Once the animals and trees are ready, they'll stay that way, but the crops grow in a certain amount of time and "die" in the same (e.g. if you "plant" something at 8:00am that takes 8 hours to grow, it will be fully grown and harvestable at 4pm, and it'll die by midnight). There's really no point to it... but, then again, there's really no point to much of anything on the Internet, LOL...

Reaper16
10-23-2009, 10:48 AM
Harvest Moon on a video game console >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Farmville.

Demonpenz
10-23-2009, 11:06 AM
As someone else mentioned, you can now ignore any application you don't want to see any more. Best feature on facebook.

some people are designing a work around for that to help mafia wars guilds out.

morphius
10-23-2009, 11:18 AM
some people are designing a work around for that to help mafia wars guilds out.
And then facebook will come out with a way to fix the hack or just remove the violating application.

Demonpenz
10-23-2009, 11:26 AM
And then facebook will come out with a way to fix the hack or just remove the violating application.

I dunno man 63 million players play that stuff. They are supposed to put adds too in mafia wars especiallyin the power up section. You can click on your favorite bands like Kings of Leon, Fergie, and Lady GaGa to the tone for your guild and then buy the ringtone if you want. Facebook is looking to make money of the games as a form of advertising

jidar
10-23-2009, 11:30 AM
my fucking strawberry patch is bitching

If any mafia thugs come around my fields I will karate chop my monitor in half and quit facebook.

Demonpenz
10-23-2009, 11:32 AM
sweet I am the character ross off of friends

morphius
10-23-2009, 11:33 AM
my fucking strawberry patch is bitching

If any mafia thugs come around my fields I will karate chop my monitor in half and quit facebook.
Or you could just call in Airwolf to take care of those mafia guys.

I really must stop watching 80's TV on hulu.

kindra68
10-23-2009, 12:11 PM
Got on my facebook yesterday and realized that my dear sweet child invited ALL of my friends to be in my “crew”. I’m over 30. I haven’t had a “crew” in years. He may not live to be 17.

Sofa King
10-23-2009, 12:21 PM
That would be sweet if you could wear a cape when playing football that way you could whisk it over your face and head to the sidelines after a sack

the level of sweetness would depend on

A. did you get the sack?

B. did you give up the sack?

C. who's cape are you wearing?

D. any chance that you get laid by a cheerleader..?

dtebbe
10-23-2009, 12:42 PM
Chris Rock takes care of my farm...

http://stopwatches.com/pix/fville.jpg

DT

58kcfan89
10-23-2009, 01:04 PM
NO I DON'T WANT YOUR ****ING PINK COW. I DON'T WANT YOUR FAKE DRINKS. I DON'T CARE IF YOU NEED HELP WITH YOUR FAKE MAFIA. I DON'T CARE WHAT STAR WARS CHARACTER YOU RESEMBLE. I HAVE NO INTENTION OF TRYING TO BEAT YOUR BEST SCORE IN MOVIE TRIVIA CHALLENGE. TAKE YOUR FRIENDSHIP TOKENS AND SHOVE THEM UP YOUR ASS. FAKE ROLLER COASTERS ARE BORING. BURN YOVILLE TO THE GROUND. I DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR TEMPERAMENT. I DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR HOROSCOPE. I DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR ****ING BAKE OFF. YOU ARE NOT A SONG, OR A MOVIE, OR A BOOK, OR A CAR, OR ANY OF THE OTHER HUNDRED ****ING THINGS YOU THINK YOU RESEMBLE. I HATE YOU ALL.

This. My redneck-as-sh*t cousin keeps trying to invite me to this farm thing and a "WE'RE RELATED!!!!" thing. Pisses me off. I know I'm related to you, but don't want the whole world to know that I'm related to such a f*ckwad.

Sofa King
10-23-2009, 01:10 PM
NO I DON'T WANT YOUR ****ING PINK COW. I DON'T WANT YOUR FAKE DRINKS. I DON'T CARE IF YOU NEED HELP WITH YOUR FAKE MAFIA. I DON'T CARE WHAT STAR WARS CHARACTER YOU RESEMBLE. I HAVE NO INTENTION OF TRYING TO BEAT YOUR BEST SCORE IN MOVIE TRIVIA CHALLENGE. TAKE YOUR FRIENDSHIP TOKENS AND SHOVE THEM UP YOUR ASS. FAKE ROLLER COASTERS ARE BORING. BURN YOVILLE TO THE GROUND. I DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR TEMPERAMENT. I DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR HOROSCOPE. I DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR ****ING BAKE OFF. YOU ARE NOT A SONG, OR A MOVIE, OR A BOOK, OR A CAR, OR ANY OF THE OTHER HUNDRED ****ING THINGS YOU THINK YOU RESEMBLE. I HATE YOU ALL.

go onnnnn.....

Thig Lyfe
10-23-2009, 01:22 PM
The only facebook-based game I'll consider playing is Civilization Network when it comes out.

http://www.facebook.com/civnetwork

jidar
10-23-2009, 01:30 PM
The only facebook-based game I'll consider playing is Civilization Network when it comes out.

http://www.facebook.com/civnetwork

Oh sweet. a Real developer making a civ game for facebook... that has potential at least.

Ari Chi3fs
10-23-2009, 01:30 PM
heh... i played Farmville for a month or so... learned how to game it pretty quick.

The reason I played was my son who just turned 8 was wanting to play... so we eventually set him up with his own account so he can play bejeweled and farmville.

It is good for him as it helped him learn about farms... and money... harvesting... etc.

I haven't planted shit in over a month now... lost its luster.

BCD
10-23-2009, 01:33 PM
I play Farkle. Thats it.

VonneMarie
10-25-2009, 03:25 PM
NO I DON'T WANT YOUR ****ING PINK COW. I DON'T WANT YOUR FAKE DRINKS. I DON'T CARE IF YOU NEED HELP WITH YOUR FAKE MAFIA. I DON'T CARE WHAT STAR WARS CHARACTER YOU RESEMBLE. I HAVE NO INTENTION OF TRYING TO BEAT YOUR BEST SCORE IN MOVIE TRIVIA CHALLENGE. TAKE YOUR FRIENDSHIP TOKENS AND SHOVE THEM UP YOUR ASS. FAKE ROLLER COASTERS ARE BORING. BURN YOVILLE TO THE GROUND. I DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR TEMPERAMENT. I DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR HOROSCOPE. I DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR ****ING BAKE OFF. YOU ARE NOT A SONG, OR A MOVIE, OR A BOOK, OR A CAR, OR ANY OF THE OTHER HUNDRED ****ING THINGS YOU THINK YOU RESEMBLE. I HATE YOU ALL.

LMAO LMAO LMAO

I do play FarmVille and for any of you who do and want to add me as your neighbor, Chevonne Hinkle is the name. :)

VonneMarie
10-25-2009, 03:26 PM
I play Farkle. Thats it.

I play Farkle too!

KcMizzou
10-25-2009, 03:29 PM
NO I DON'T WANT YOUR ****ING PINK COW. I DON'T WANT YOUR FAKE DRINKS. I DON'T CARE IF YOU NEED HELP WITH YOUR FAKE MAFIA. I DON'T CARE WHAT STAR WARS CHARACTER YOU RESEMBLE. I HAVE NO INTENTION OF TRYING TO BEAT YOUR BEST SCORE IN MOVIE TRIVIA CHALLENGE. TAKE YOUR FRIENDSHIP TOKENS AND SHOVE THEM UP YOUR ASS. FAKE ROLLER COASTERS ARE BORING. BURN YOVILLE TO THE GROUND. I DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR TEMPERAMENT. I DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR HOROSCOPE. I DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR ****ING BAKE OFF. YOU ARE NOT A SONG, OR A MOVIE, OR A BOOK, OR A CAR, OR ANY OF THE OTHER HUNDRED ****ING THINGS YOU THINK YOU RESEMBLE. I HATE YOU ALL.LMAO

Agreed. I did all that shit for a bit... got old real fast. Now I just ignore them.