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Buck
10-23-2009, 10:38 AM
http://www.myfoxdc.com/dpp/news/local/101909_man_caught_making_coffee_naked_faces_charges

Man Charged After Making Coffee Naked
FOX 5 Exclusive

Updated: Wednesday, 21 Oct 2009, 7:41 PM EDT
Published : Tuesday, 20 Oct 2009, 12:10 AM EDT

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A Springfield, Virginia man is facing an indecent exposure charge after a passerby spotted the man naked in his kitchen and reported it to police.
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Man Charged After Making Coffee Naked
FOX 5 Exclusive

Updated: Wednesday, 21 Oct 2009, 7:41 PM EDT
Published : Tuesday, 20 Oct 2009, 12:10 AM EDT

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By WILL THOMAS/myfoxdc

SPRINGFIELD, Va. - A Springfield, Virginia man is facing an indecent exposure charge after a passerby spotted the man naked in his kitchen and reported it to police.

Eric Williamson, 29, is a commercial diver who grew up in Hawaii and rents home with several co-workers. Williamson told FOX 5's Will Thomas his roommates were not home and he walked into the kitchen to make coffee about 5:30 a.m. Monday.

"Yes, I wasn't wearing any clothes but I was alone, in my own home and just got out of bed. It was dark and I had no idea anyone was outside looking in at me," Williamson said.

The complaint came from an unidentified woman who was walking with a 7-year-old boy. A Fairfax County Police spokesman said officers arrested Williamson for indecent exposure because they believe he wanted to be seen naked by the public.

Officer Bud Walker said officers also consulted the Commonwealth's Attorney's Office and they were given the green light to proceed with the charge.

Williamson, who is father of a 5-year old girl, said he feels like the victim.

"I am a loving dad. Any of my friends and anyone knows that and there is not a chance on this planet I would ever, ever, ever do anything like that to a kid," he said.

Williamson is meeting with a lawyer to fight the charge and may attempt to seek damages from Fairfax County Police. If convicted on the misdemeanor charge, he would face up to one year in jail and a $2,000 fine.

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Apparently its not legal to walk around naked in your own home anymore.

blaise
10-23-2009, 10:40 AM
It's because the coffee was black.

Mr. Laz
10-23-2009, 10:41 AM
complete bullshit


if you look into a window, even by accident, then it's your dam fault and just need to shut the fuck up.

kstater
10-23-2009, 10:41 AM
Tell the bitch not to look in other peoples homes.

Inspector
10-23-2009, 10:43 AM
Dang, they should see what I do naked.

Er...well, maybe not.

CoMoChief
10-23-2009, 10:43 AM
This won't get convicted. There gonna have a hard time proving he exposed himself on purpose. He was in his own home.

blaise
10-23-2009, 10:43 AM
It was Chock Full o' Nuts

KCUnited
10-23-2009, 10:44 AM
"The best part of waking up, is flashing your twig and berries."

seclark
10-23-2009, 10:45 AM
the spoons were all dirty...how's he supposed to stir in the sugar.
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Inspector
10-23-2009, 10:45 AM
He should tell the police he now knows the idendity of the peeping Tom that has been stalking the neighborhood lately.

blaise
10-23-2009, 10:47 AM
Good thing they didn't walk by on the morning he was getting out the tea-bags.

Micjones
10-23-2009, 10:47 AM
Sounds pretty ridiculous, but I suppose the case will be decided based on where the man was standing.

KCUnited
10-23-2009, 10:48 AM
Filled To The Rim With Big Jim.

JD10367
10-23-2009, 10:48 AM
IMO it depends on how the house, windows, and street are laid out. It's one thing to have a side window of a 2nd floor house that's separated from a rural road by a field; it's another thing entirely to have a densely-packed suburb or city, the public sidewalk three feet from your window, and you walking around bare-assed.

So this guy says he did it innocently. What about the pervert who decides he wants to stand in the window waving to little kids while he's got a hard-on? Is that okay just because he's in his own home?

It's not that hard to buy curtains, drapes, or blinds/shades. It's also not that hard to have enough brains to, oh, I don't know, throw on a pair of f**king shorts before walking around bare-assed with the lights on in front of a window.

blaise
10-23-2009, 10:48 AM
Sounds pretty ridiculous, but I suppose the case will be decided based on where the man was standing.

Maybe it was at attention.

CoMoChief
10-23-2009, 10:49 AM
the spoons were all dirty...how's he supposed to stir in the sugar.
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You want to burn your cock off? :spock:

seclark
10-23-2009, 10:52 AM
You want to burn your cock off? :spock:

don't concern yourself...you're not going to get to see it.
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kstater
10-23-2009, 10:54 AM
I can't count the number of times I've woken up, walked to the kitchen to start the coffee then walk back to start the shower. I'm fairly certain on more than a few times I've not put any clothes on.

Mr. Laz
10-23-2009, 10:56 AM
IMO it depends on how the house, windows, and street are laid out. It's one thing to have a side window of a 2nd floor house that's separated from a rural road by a field; it's another thing entirely to have a densely-packed suburb or city, the public sidewalk three feet from your window, and you walking around bare-assed.

So this guy says he did it innocently. What about the pervert who decides he wants to stand in the window waving to little kids while he's got a hard-on? Is that okay just because he's in his own home?

It's not that hard to buy curtains, drapes, or blinds/shades. It's also not that hard to have enough brains to, oh, I don't know, throw on a pair of f**king shorts before walking around bare-assed with the lights on in front of a window.intent ... that's how

*you stand in front of the window waving* shows clear and direct intent.


if the bitch didn't want to see then she shouldn't of looked into HIS WINDOW.

blaise
10-23-2009, 10:57 AM
I can't count the number of times I've woken up, walked to the kitchen to start the coffee then walk back to start the shower. I'm fairly certain on more than a few times I've not put any clothes on.

Yeah, I think it's actually weirder that he did it in a house where he rents out with several of his coworkers. What kind of dude walks around in a house full of roommates naked?

Mr. Plow
10-23-2009, 10:57 AM
Williamson told FOX 5's Will Thomas his roommates were not home and he walked into the kitchen to make coffee about 5:30 a.m. Monday......

.....The complaint came from an unidentified woman who was walking with a 7-year-old boy.


My first question is why in the fuck is the woman walking around with a 7 year old at 5:30am. How early does that kid need to be to school?

Mr. Laz
10-23-2009, 10:59 AM
Yeah, I think it's actually weirder that he did it in a house where he rents out with several of his coworkers. What kind of dude walks around in a house full of roommates naked?
reading comprehension 101
his roommates were not home

sedated
10-23-2009, 11:02 AM
So this guy says he did it innocently. What about the pervert who decides he wants to stand in the window waving to little kids while he's got a hard-on? Is that okay just because he's in his own home?

it was 5:30 in the morning and he was making coffee (according to him).

CoMoChief
10-23-2009, 11:03 AM
don't concern yourself...you're not going to get to see it.
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ROFL but you'd still do it?

blaise
10-23-2009, 11:03 AM
reading comprehension 101

I still wouldn't do it on the off chance one of them wasn't. It was 5:30 am, you could make a mistake about who was home.

big nasty kcnut
10-23-2009, 11:04 AM
I wish people shut the fuckup already i don't think this guy was trying to give her a show. I hope when he win he drop and tell that bitch to suck on deez nuts.

KCUnited
10-23-2009, 11:06 AM
I still wouldn't do it on the off chance one of them wasn't. It was 5:30 am, you could make a mistake about who was home.
Let alone the curly hair trail dude was shedding. If you live with other dudes, home or not, you should only be bare assed in the bathroom and your bedroom, certainly not the kitchen.

Lumpy
10-23-2009, 11:07 AM
it was 5:30 in the morning and he was making coffee (according to him).

And the house was dark.

But yeah, if someone stands in front of their window or door naked... that's when a crime is being committed. But in this case, she looked into HIS window.

seclark
10-23-2009, 11:07 AM
ROFL but you'd still do it?

of course not...all my chew would fall out into the coffee.
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Mr. Laz
10-23-2009, 11:09 AM
I still wouldn't do it on the off chance one of them wasn't. It was 5:30 am, you could make a mistake about who was home.
dunno ... maybe this was the first time in awhile he's had the house to himself considering all the roommates and it was "naked day".

doesn't really matter why ... it's HIS house and i have heard of nothing to indicate any sexual intent. As far as i'm concerned if anyone should be charge it should be her, not him.

Hydrae
10-23-2009, 11:09 AM
I heard about this on the radio the other day. They said she was cutting through his yard. How about not trespassing and maybe you won't see something that offends you?

jidar
10-23-2009, 11:09 AM
they need to find out who this dumb bitch is so she can face Internet Justice.
Porn spam mostly I figure
maybe harassing phone calls

Demonpenz
10-23-2009, 11:09 AM
some of the football players put theirWangers on the glass at the Kiwanas club

kepp
10-23-2009, 11:10 AM
if the bitch didn't want to see then she shouldn't of looked into HIS WINDOW.

Exactly. I wonder if he can press "peeping tom" charges.

Mr. Laz
10-23-2009, 11:10 AM
I wish people shut the ****up already i don't think this guy was trying to give her a show. I hope when he win he drop and tell that bitch to suck on deez nuts.ROFL

morphius
10-23-2009, 11:11 AM
I heard on some radio program here in KC that the lady said the time was actually 8:30 am and the man was standing in his door nekkid.

So who knows what is going on with this.

Simply Red
10-23-2009, 11:12 AM
ghez eat teh starbucks.

Mr. Laz
10-23-2009, 11:13 AM
I heard on some radio program here in KC that the lady said the time was actually 8:30 am and the man was standing in his door nekkid.

So who knows what is going on with this.
i don't care about the time ... but the door would change things.

Buddy Rich
10-23-2009, 11:14 AM
I work in Springfield, VA. I think I'll drive around at lunch and try to get a look at his wang.

Demonpenz
10-23-2009, 11:14 AM
The woman was taking back god of war for the breasts in the game

Demonpenz
10-23-2009, 11:15 AM
I work in Springfield, VA. I think I'll drive around at lunch and try to get a look at his wang.

that is around cocksville

blaise
10-23-2009, 11:15 AM
I work in Springfield, VA. I think I'll drive around at lunch and try to get a look at his wang.

I used to work there in an Enterprise Rent-A-Car in a little strip mall right next to the mall there.

Hydrae
10-23-2009, 11:16 AM
Follow up story...

http://http://www.myfoxdc.com/dpp/news/local/102109_naked_man_arrested_after_making_coffee_update


Police: Others May Have Seen Naked Man
Man charged after he claims he made coffee in nude
Updated: Thursday, 22 Oct 2009, 7:50 AM EDT
Published : Wednesday, 21 Oct 2009, 7:31 PM EDT


Will
Thomas
By WILL THOMAS/myfoxdc

SPRINGFILED, Va. - A debate continues in Northern Virginia that is bringing the issue of civil liberties to the national stage. A 29-year-old Springfield man says he was making coffee in the nude was arrested after a neighbor saw him, and on Wednesday police were back out in his neighborhood looking for others who might have seen him.

Eric Williamson, 29, is a commercial diver who grew up in Hawaii and rents home with several co-workers. Williamson told FOX 5's Will Thomas his roommates were not home and he walked into the kitchen to make coffee about 8:30 a.m. Monday.

"Yes, I wasn't wearing any clothes but I was alone, in my own home and just got out of bed. It was dark and I had no idea anyone was outside looking in at me," Williamson said.

But at about 8:30 a.m. on Monday morning, a neighbor walking her son to school says he deliberately exposed himself-- not once, but twice. First, she says it happened as he was standing in the glass doorway in the kitchen, and then again at a front window.

"We've heard there may have been other people who had a similar incident," said Mary Ann Jennings, a Fairfax County Police spokesperson.

The complaint came from an unidentified woman who was walking with a 7-year-old boy. A Fairfax County Police spokesperson said officers arrested Williamson for indecent exposure because they believe he wanted to be seen naked by the public.

On Wednesday, investigators told FOX 5 they have reason to believe there may have been another incident in which someone saw Williamson naked in front of his window. They're asking anyone who may have seen Williamson in the nude through his windows to come forward, even if it was at a different time.

Police are especially concerned because the house is located across the street from a bus stop for school children. So on Wednesday, officers canvassed the neighborhood with fliers, asking anyone who may have been subject to an exposure to come forward.

The department spokesperson says in a rare move, they're releasing more information about the case.

"Because this was being spun into a national story, and the idea you can't be naked in your own house-- we wanted to come forward and say in this case our officers believed there was probable cause the law had been violated," said Jennings.

Eric has since moved out of the rental house he shared with several diving buddies. And, by phone on Wednesday, the father of a 5-year-old girl maintained his innocence, as he did Monday in an exclusive interview with FOX 5.

"I'm a loving dad-- any of my friends would tell you that," Williamson said. "There is not a chance on this planet I would ever, ever do anything like that to a kid."

Police wouldn't release the incident report or the name of the mother who filed the complaint. FOX 5 has learned she is a respected member of the community, and just happens to be the wife of a Fairfax County Police officer.

FOX 5 also spoke with some of Williamson's roommates, and they said they believed Eric was drunk on Monday morning when they were all leaving for work around 5 a.m. The alleged exposure happened around 8:30 a.m. Williamson, however, says he was drinking on Sunday night, but was not drunk on Monday morning.

Mr. Laz
10-23-2009, 11:19 AM
just happens to be the wife of a Fairfax County Police officer..

Buck
10-23-2009, 11:20 AM
Oops, I accidentally just went to www.gaycocks.com

I'm suing for indecent exposure.

KCUnited
10-23-2009, 11:23 AM
The popo better hope they got something cuz this guys reputation is fugged. Flyers to come forward? Damn son.

JD10367
10-23-2009, 11:24 AM
Oops, I accidentally just went to www.gaycocks.com

I'm suing for indecent exposure.

Yes, but the cookie trail in your computer says you "accidentally" went there 25 times last week. :shrug: LMAO

Brock
10-23-2009, 11:28 AM
Sounds like this guy is probably headed for a registered offenders list.

Old Dog
10-23-2009, 11:28 AM
just an idea, but maybe she shouldn't be looking in his fricking window if she doesn't want to see him nekkid.

If it WAS indeed 8:30 though and it's directly across the street from a bus stop I can see the other side of the argument.

Buck
10-23-2009, 11:33 AM
I can't count the number of times I've woken up, walked to the kitchen to start the coffee then walk back to start the shower. I'm fairly certain on more than a few times I've not put any clothes on.

Seriously, hopefully the judge or jury understand that when you first wake up to go make coffee, your mind is 100% there yet.

Not like he did this shit on purpose.

Brock
10-23-2009, 11:36 AM
Close the freaking drapes, you perv.

JD10367
10-23-2009, 11:37 AM
And the house was dark.

Actually, I don't think that was ever stated. The dude said "it was dark", but I think he meant outside, i.e. it was 5:30am. I mean, if it was dark in the kitchen, she wouldn't have seen him... and it's pretty hard to make coffee in the dark, unless it was set the night before and he just turned on the power.

But, again, the devil is in the details. If the kitchen WAS dark, and he ran across the room to hit the power button, and she happened to see his bouncing johnson silhouetted in the glow of a kitchen night light, that's a big difference from a guy throwing the kitchen lights on full, and sauntering slowly around in his kitchen getting out the filter and grounds while his business is flopping around.

And, again, it also depends on how populated an area it is, if the window is low and near a public street or on a 2nd/3rd story and only partially visible, if she was on the public sidewalk or in the guy's yard, etc.,.

I live in a 2nd-story apartment. It's pretty hard to see anything below the waist from outside, unless you're halfway across the parking lot. Still, if it's twilight/dark, and there's a light on in the parlor, I make sure to have shorts on. If I'm running to the bathroom bare-assed, I try to make sure it's very late at night, the lights are off, and I don't dilly-dally. Still, having said that, I'm sure sometimes the bathroom light throws off enough illumination that, if you're in the middle of the parking lot at one in the morning, you might catch me bare-assed. That, IMO, is a far cry from someone consciously walking around full-frontal with the lights in the house blazing and the knowledge that someone can easily see in...

wild1
10-23-2009, 11:38 AM
I saw the local news report of this.

The man was standing in his kitchen and through the dining room windows is how the woman and her son saw him.

But she was cutting through his front yard when she saw him. Solution? Stay out of other people's yards.

Dartgod
10-23-2009, 11:56 AM
[Nosey neighbor thought balloon]Jim never makes coffee in the nude at home[/Nosey neighbor thought balloon]

gblowfish
10-23-2009, 11:58 AM
The bad puns in this thread are glorious..... Bravo!!

BigChiefFan
10-23-2009, 12:06 PM
I saw the local news report of this.

The man was standing in his kitchen and through the dining room windows is how the woman and her son saw him.

But she was cutting through his front yard when she saw him. Solution? Stay out of other people's yards.


He should counter-sue for trespassing and mental anguish.

BCD
10-23-2009, 12:09 PM
No way he gets convicted for this. I hope this blows up in the womans face and shes charged with peeping.

rad
10-23-2009, 12:30 PM
Actually, I don't think that was ever stated. The dude said "it was dark", but I think he meant outside, i.e. it was 5:30am. I mean, if it was dark in the kitchen, she wouldn't have seen him... and it's pretty hard to make coffee in the dark, unless it was set the night before and he just turned on the power.

But, again, the devil is in the details. If the kitchen WAS dark, and he ran across the room to hit the power button, and she happened to see his bouncing johnson silhouetted in the glow of a kitchen night light, that's a big difference from a guy throwing the kitchen lights on full, and sauntering slowly around in his kitchen getting out the filter and grounds while his business is flopping around.

And, again, it also depends on how populated an area it is, if the window is low and near a public street or on a 2nd/3rd story and only partially visible, if she was on the public sidewalk or in the guy's yard, etc.,.

I live in a 2nd-story apartment. It's pretty hard to see anything below the waist from outside, unless you're halfway across the parking lot. Still, if it's twilight/dark, and there's a light on in the parlor, I make sure to have shorts on. If I'm running to the bathroom bare-assed, I try to make sure it's very late at night, the lights are off, and I don't dilly-dally. Still, having said that, I'm sure sometimes the bathroom light throws off enough illumination that, if you're in the middle of the parking lot at one in the morning, you might catch me bare-assed. That, IMO, is a far cry from someone consciously walking around full-frontal with the lights in the house blazing and the knowledge that someone can easily see in...

What are you, a Communist? The lady was CUTTING through the guys yard.

JD10367
10-23-2009, 12:33 PM
What are you, a Communist? The lady was CUTTING through the guys yard.

Reading Is Fundamental.

"And, again, it also depends on how populated an area it is, if the window is low and near a public street or on a 2nd/3rd story and only partially visible, if she was on the public sidewalk or in the guy's yard, etc.,."

Chiefnj2
10-23-2009, 12:41 PM
Lady who filed complaint = wife of a police officer.

Police are also requesting others who may have seen him naked at other times (and not reported it) to step forward.

allen_kcCard
10-23-2009, 12:44 PM
To me, the only way he did anything criminal is if they saw him first in the back, where he was pretty obviously posing in a way that they would easily see him, and THEN when they got around to the front he had moved from the previous location and stood at the window they saw him from again to make sure they could catch him again from another vantage.

The point being that not only did he stand somewhere that they could easily see him, he purposfully moved to make sure he did it again as they moved past the house. Not just standing somewhere someone could possibly see him from outside, but intentionally standing somewhere that he knew someone out there would most definately see him.

Mr. Laz
10-23-2009, 12:53 PM
Lady who filed complaint = wife of a police officer.

Police are also requesting others who may have seen him naked at other times (and not reported it) to step forward.
He's screwed ... the cops are going to take care of their own.

Douche Baggins
10-23-2009, 12:55 PM
What a coincidence! I was naked in my Uncle's house last week in Springfield, MO. He has really huge windows so I had to duck down to avoid flashing all the locals. Fun.

Douche Baggins
10-23-2009, 12:56 PM
Oops, I accidentally just went to www.gaycocks.com

I'm suing for indecent exposure.

Ratemycock.com is better.

dtebbe
10-23-2009, 12:58 PM
I'd be totally screwed on this one...

My wife insists on having all the blinds wide-ass open all the time, and if I feel like freeballing in my own joint, I'm freeballing...

DT

wild1
10-23-2009, 01:00 PM
Not just standing somewhere someone could possibly see him from outside, but intentionally standing somewhere that he knew someone out there would most definately see him.

I don't know if this is the standard for this particular charge, but does the man not have a reasonable expectation of privacy in his own kitchen?

The jury will have to weigh this, along with whether or not he took the care a reasonable person would to avoid being seen from the outside.


Based on the TV report I saw, they were cutting through the yard on the side of his house and saw him through a window. I don't think he should be blamed because, why would he expect people he didn't know to be in his yard?

Hydrae
10-23-2009, 01:09 PM
Lady who filed complaint = wife of a police officer.

Police are also requesting others who may have seen him naked at other times (and not reported it) to step forward.

You know, even if others have seen him it may not make a difference. Evidently anyone else who may have seen him must not have been too worried about it or it would have been reported before this.

If he is intentionally posing or something that is one thing. But if he does this every morning before his shower (not intentionally posing, just being naked), so what? Get the neighbors together and ask him to put up drapes or something. But criminal charges because you get your coffee without a robe, that is silly.

Bwana
10-23-2009, 01:11 PM
Lady who filed complaint = wife of a police officer.

Police are also requesting others who may have seen him naked at other times (and not reported it) to step forward.

Was it this guy?

"Oh Mrs Johnson."

http://www.putting-greens.com/pics/billm.jpg

rad
10-23-2009, 01:18 PM
Reading Is Fundamental.

"And, again, it also depends on how populated an area it is, if the window is low and near a public street or on a 2nd/3rd story and only partially visible, if she was on the public sidewalk or in the guy's yard, etc.,."

I didn't miss that part.........what part don't you understand.......the guy wasn't exhibiting. the lady LOOKED through his window. While cutting through his yard.....LMAO.

RJ
10-23-2009, 01:19 PM
Oops, I accidentally just went to www.gaycocks.com

I'm suing for indecent exposure.



Clicked the wrong bookmark?

Mr. Flopnuts
10-23-2009, 01:43 PM
It's because the coffee was black.

LMAO Intelligent humor is the best kind.

-King-
10-23-2009, 01:43 PM
What a coincidence! I was naked in my Uncle's house last week in Springfield, MO. He has really huge windows so I had to duck down to avoid flashing all the locals. Fun.

Don't worry, to them it would be like seeing a life size ken doll
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BigRedChief
10-23-2009, 01:50 PM
I wouldn't even have to be convivted of this, just accused and I could lose my job.

Demonpenz
10-23-2009, 01:55 PM
Mods can we move this with the "no sticky needed" thread?

KCChiefsMan
10-23-2009, 02:45 PM
who the hell walks their kids at 5:30 am?

rad
10-23-2009, 02:49 PM
who the hell walks their kids at 5:30 am?

Hey when they gotta go, they gotta go. I just hope they curb that shit....nothing like jogging through a fresh, steaming pile of child shit.

Mr. Laz
10-23-2009, 02:53 PM
You know, even if others have seen him it may not make a difference. Evidently anyone else who may have seen him must not have been too worried about it or it would have been reported before this.

If he is intentionally posing or something that is one thing. But if he does this every morning before his shower (not intentionally posing, just being naked), so what? Get the neighbors together and ask him to put up drapes or something. But criminal charges because you get your coffee without a robe, that is silly.

I don't know how he could be doing this every morning with all the (apparent) room mates.

BWillie
10-23-2009, 02:57 PM
I think Matthew Mcoughnahey got in trouble one time for playing bongos naked in his house

Iowanian
10-23-2009, 02:57 PM
He should file charges on her for sexual harrassment for looking at his hangdown without expressed, written permission.

Phobia
10-23-2009, 03:13 PM
We had something similar happen (http://greensummitdispatch.com/index.php/archives/1357) in Lee's Summit recently. Except this dude was a drag queen.

Stewie
10-23-2009, 03:21 PM
[Nosey neighbor thought balloon]Jim never makes coffee in the nude at home[/Nosey neighbor thought balloon]

ROFL

This was passed over and is the best post in this thread. I guess you have to be older than 35 to get it.

Fish
10-23-2009, 03:35 PM
So on Wednesday, officers canvassed the neighborhood with fliers, asking anyone who may have been subject to an exposure to come forward. LOL... I wonder what the fliers look like?

Fairfax police need your help. If you've seen this penis in your neighborhood, please alert the authorities...

"Artist depiction of penis"

sedated
10-23-2009, 03:40 PM
I wouldn't even have to be convivted of this, just accused and I could lose my job.

would make for a pretty decent lawsuit if the charges were thrown out (as they should be)

sedated
10-23-2009, 03:40 PM
I think Matthew Mcoughnahey got in trouble one time for playing bongos naked in his house

he got in trouble for the pot he was smoking at the time.

kcfanXIII
10-23-2009, 03:44 PM
Sounds pretty ridiculous, but I suppose the case will be decided based on where the man was standing.

in HIS OWN HOME at 5:30 in the morning. case closed.

Bugeater
10-23-2009, 03:46 PM
LOL... I wonder what the fliers look like?

Fairfax police need your help. If you've seen this penis in your neighborhood, please alert the authorities...

"Artist depiction of penis"
For some reason, your post made me think of this:

<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/GIcSuyZjjIM&hl=en&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/GIcSuyZjjIM&hl=en&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>

Frazod
10-23-2009, 03:50 PM
For some reason, your post made me think of this:

<EMBED height=344 type=application/x-shockwave-flash width=425 src=http://www.youtube.com/v/GIcSuyZjjIM&hl=en&fs=1& allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always"></EMBED>

I remember sitting in the balcony of the Kennedy Theater watching that movie. I almost pissed my pants during that scene. MAO

Mr. Laz
10-23-2009, 03:51 PM
in HIS OWN HOME at 5:30 in the morning. case closed.
i think he means where/how he was standing in his own home.

If the guy was standing in the buff in the "Capt'n" position in front of an open door/screen door situation then fine.

but if this bitch cut through his yard, looked accross the yard through a window, through the dinning room into the kitchen to a dude making coffee in the buff then she should be charged with peeping and the guy should sue the shit outa her.

kcfanXIII
10-23-2009, 04:02 PM
i think he means where/how he was standing in his own home.

If the guy was standing in the buff in the "Capt'n" position in front of an open door/screen door situation then fine.

but if this bitch cut through his yard, looked accross the yard through a window, through the dinning room into the kitchen to a dude making coffee in the buff then she should be charged with peeping and the guy should sue the shit outa her.

ya, i still think the blame is on her cause she looked through his window. i agree though that if he's showing off his captain in the captain's pose it might be concerning.

BigChiefFan
10-23-2009, 04:17 PM
For some reason, your post made me think of this:

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I thought the same thing. Hilarious. That's a classic.

wazu
10-23-2009, 04:22 PM
If this is really illegal I'm lucky to not be spending life in prison.

dtrain
10-23-2009, 04:57 PM
It's because the coffee was black.

ROFL

dtrain
10-23-2009, 05:11 PM
LOL... I wonder what the fliers look like?

Fairfax police need your help. If you've seen this penis in your neighborhood, please alert the authorities...

"Artist depiction of penis"

Reminds me of the scene in Porky's with Bula Ballbricker ROFL

dtrain
10-23-2009, 05:12 PM
I'm going home to release deez nuts! ROFLROFLROFL

RickObie
10-23-2009, 05:20 PM
Reminds me of the scene in Porky's with Bula Ballbricker ROFL

Balbricker: Now, Mr. Carter. I know this is completely unorthodox. But I think this is the only way to find that boy. Now that penis had a mole on it - I'd recognize that penis anywhere. In spite of the juvenile snickers of some, this is a serious matter. That seducer and despoiler must be stopped; he's extremely dangerous. And, Mr. Carter, I'm certain that everyone in this room knows who that is. He's a contemptible little pervert who...

BWillie
10-25-2009, 04:37 PM
I don't think you should ever, ever, ever get in trouble for being naked INSIDE your own friggin' house. Even if you don't have drapes, are screwing 9 bustacious skanks in the living room w/ a bowl of blow on the table. Ridiculous.

EyePod
10-25-2009, 05:08 PM
He was adding his own cream to the coffee....

listopencil
10-25-2009, 06:20 PM
He should press charges on the woman for looking in his window.

MadMax
10-25-2009, 06:22 PM
I'm going home to release deez nuts! ROFLROFLROFL



Have you let him know you're coming by? :D

Pink Paradise 2010
10-25-2009, 06:26 PM
LMAO.... wow, its in his own home, but yet he did not shut the blinds.... we all do it, but some are more lucky than others....lol