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Simply Red
10-23-2009, 09:32 PM
Please share their name ....:Scanlon:

BWillie
10-23-2009, 09:36 PM
Harry Dick of North Carolina

Swastika Singh of California

Bich Ho Ha of California

Sarah Titsworth of Kansas

Count Zarth
10-23-2009, 09:38 PM
Haldo

Oswin King

My sister is named Phaedra.

Simply Red
10-23-2009, 09:38 PM
Harry Dick of North Carolina

Swastika Singh of California

Bich Ho Ha of California

Sarah Titsworth of Kansas

ROFL

RJ
10-23-2009, 09:39 PM
Schmeckpepper.

Simply Red
10-23-2009, 09:41 PM
my moms, Gyn.. name is Dr. John T. Horny, ... no joke.

KcKing
10-23-2009, 09:42 PM
My cousin named her son Tru Justice. Last name is Person
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Simply Red
10-23-2009, 09:42 PM
there were a set of twins that were legit, Blue Springs girls... Pepper & Piper. lol

Simply Red
10-23-2009, 09:43 PM
My cousin named her son Tru Justice. Last name is Person
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that's awesome, I hope he makes a shit ton of cash in his young life.

Simply Red
10-23-2009, 09:44 PM
Harry Dick of North Carolina

Swastika Singh of California

Bich Ho Ha of California

Sarah Titsworth of Kansas

i'm not sure th^t will be toppled.

Bacon Cheeseburger
10-23-2009, 09:45 PM
My wife used to have a business contact in California named Cherry Derryberry.

BWillie
10-23-2009, 09:46 PM
i'm not sure th^t will be toppled.

I talk to so many people a week, if I really put my mind to it I could think of even more.

sd4chiefs
10-23-2009, 09:48 PM
Harry Dick of North Carolina

Swastika Singh of California

Bich Ho Ha of California

Sarah Titsworth of Kansas

Harry Dick has a wife called Fonda.

DaKCMan AP
10-23-2009, 09:49 PM
When I was in high school there was a girl in my class named Ebony Ivory.

Phobia
10-23-2009, 09:50 PM
Richard Richards - lives on Streeter Street (http://www.google.com/search?q=richard+richards+knoxville+iowa&hl=en&rlz=1C1GGLS_enUS322US322&pb=r&ei=anniSvr1A8qW8Aats_z6AQ&sa=X&oi=rwp&ct=title&ved=0CA8Q_wI)

Simply Red
10-23-2009, 09:50 PM
When I was in high school there was a girl in my class named Ebony Ivory.

I literally laughed, that was fucking unpredictably 'awesome'ROFL

Bunit
10-23-2009, 09:51 PM
I had a teacher who's last name was Dickoff. Her daughter's name was Terra. No bullshit.

Simply Red
10-23-2009, 09:52 PM
Richard Richards - lives on Streeter Street (http://www.google.com/search?q=richard+richards+knoxville+iowa&hl=en&rlz=1C1GGLS_enUS322US322&pb=r&ei=anniSvr1A8qW8Aats_z6AQ&sa=X&oi=rwp&ct=title&ved=0CA8Q_wI)

crazy, how is that even legal? :)

Simply Red
10-23-2009, 09:54 PM
My 'midgets' coach, he was Am. Indian. His name was Zeke Cornchucker.

mikeyis4dcats.
10-23-2009, 09:58 PM
B____ P. Nuss
K____ A. Nuss

Dick Hammer

Gadzooks
10-23-2009, 09:59 PM
There's a broad at work with the last name of "Studly". Man, that's the coolest fuckin last name ever.
Anyhow, in school there was a guy named Harry Kuntz.

88TG88
10-23-2009, 10:00 PM
Some dude in my neighborhood is named Pho Han PHuck.

Simply Red
10-23-2009, 10:02 PM
College psychology professor was named Richard Hair.

ROFLROFLROFLROFL

BWillie
10-23-2009, 10:10 PM
College psychology professor was named Richard Hair.

My alter bar ego is Richard Grande. I sometimes go by my shortened name, for obvious reasons.

Phobia
10-23-2009, 10:19 PM
There's a dude facebook encourages me to add named Richard Cushon.

DaFace
10-23-2009, 10:23 PM
I went to school with Justin Case and Tender Lee Mount.

SNR
10-23-2009, 10:24 PM
This isn't really that good, but I knew this lady at my church when I was really young. Her name was Cindy Butz. So whenever somebody said, "I was talking to Cindy Butz the other day..." the image of her wide ol' ass sprung to my mind. Soon I was giggling uncontrollably.

AZORChiefFan
10-23-2009, 10:28 PM
I went to grade school with a girl named Mitsie Titsworth also a kid named Alan Steven Spencer - poor guy.

"Bob" Dobbs
10-23-2009, 10:35 PM
Went to high school with Sno White.

"Bob" Dobbs
10-23-2009, 10:37 PM
Also used to have a bro-in-law names Skirrow.

"Bob" Dobbs
10-23-2009, 10:40 PM
Had ANOTHER bro-in-law named Floyd Alexander G***** (name slightly edited). Imagine going through life with THOSE initials.

KCCHIEFS27
10-23-2009, 10:43 PM
Snowda Frost
Q-A(you have to pronounce the dash, as it is part of the name)

AZORChiefFan
10-23-2009, 10:44 PM
The former mayor of Nothing, AZ is named Les Payne. He was used in a print ad campaign by some drinking water company. He never got the money he was promised. His name inspired a local duo to name their band "Buddy Lush Presents: The Les Payne Product. They broke up and reformed to become "Less Pain Forever" a tribute band to their former band.

"Bob" Dobbs
10-23-2009, 10:46 PM
Q-A(you have to pronounce the dash, as it is part of the name)That's a fucked up name right there.

Munson
10-23-2009, 10:46 PM
I went to junior high with a guy named Mike Hunt. And I currently work with a guy named Dick Small.ROFL

"Bob" Dobbs
10-23-2009, 10:47 PM
ROFLpoor bastard

Agent V
10-23-2009, 10:49 PM
Just met a girl today named Elixx.

dtforever
10-24-2009, 12:07 AM
Knew a girl in college named Angie Blume (pronounced Blew Me, no kidding).

KCChiefsMan
10-24-2009, 12:16 AM
Harry Dick of North Carolina

Swastika Singh of California

Bich Ho Ha of California

Sarah Titsworth of Kansas

I think one of my friends said they had a teacher named Titsworth in Kansas

chiefs1111
10-24-2009, 12:37 AM
there was a guy who used to live down the street from me named Harry Cocks

Virtua Chief
10-24-2009, 01:07 AM
Met a dude at Lee's Liquor, his name was R U Serious. He showed me his medical marijauana card.
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Discuss Thrower
10-24-2009, 01:20 AM
I encouraged a friend of mine with the surname of Knox to name a daughter of his Opportunity...

Miles
10-24-2009, 01:40 AM
There was a guy at my high school named Duncan Duncans.

Saccopoo
10-24-2009, 02:18 AM
Haldo

Oswin King

My sister is named Phaedra.

Your folks big Lee Hazelwood fans I take it?

(One of the greatest duet tunes ever.)

smittysbar
10-24-2009, 02:26 AM
Good friends and went to HS with a girl named Candy Beaver, we called her suger pussy and honey cunt.

Tribal Warfare
10-24-2009, 02:50 AM
Shithead, the name is pronounced "Sha-heed"

bevischief
10-24-2009, 02:52 AM
Shithead, the name is pronounced "Sha-heed"

ROFL

KCChiefsMan
10-24-2009, 03:22 AM
I've met a few Native Americans with the names of Spoon hunter and Running Deer. i can't really think of any other unusual names.

Von Dumbass
10-24-2009, 04:58 AM
Fronz Seagul Workman the fourth.

He wanted to be called IV... pronounced "eye" "vee"

MoreLemonPledge
10-24-2009, 05:52 AM
Pineapple Mayo (pronounced Meow) and Elmo Batman immediately come to mind. Also Victor Panus (Pay-nus).

allen_kcCard
10-24-2009, 06:16 AM
A guy at work named Richard Richard...my buddy calls him Double D

chefs fan in omaha
10-24-2009, 06:16 AM
I've got lady customer who's last name is cum and a another whose first name is titi

we keep a list in our office

JuicesFlowing
10-24-2009, 06:19 AM
I went to high school with a Kenny Rodgers. The Gambler!

Pioli Zombie
10-24-2009, 06:21 AM
There was a guy in New Hampshire who ran for the Senate named Dick Sweat.
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SCTrojan
10-24-2009, 07:01 AM
I met a woman named Shirley Shufflebottom.

Her stock intro was always, "It's a married name and I was in love at one point."

milkman
10-24-2009, 07:02 AM
Just out of high school, I dated a girl whose last name was Utterback.

ChiTown
10-24-2009, 07:05 AM
Oscar Meyer - Business assoc

Dick Ottar (pronounced Odor - and refused to go by Richard) - another Business assoc

One of my college roommates name was Mike Hunt.ROFL

Dartgod
10-24-2009, 07:14 AM
I knew a Richard Holder in high school.

There was a family down the street from us when I was a kid who had four kids and all their initials were KKK.

mikeyis4dcats.
10-24-2009, 07:21 AM
not someone I've met, but this is a Topeka kid

http://www.newbabynews.net/hospitals/stf33/public/stf33birthannouncement.pl?babyID=h33-440

JimNasium
10-24-2009, 07:22 AM
I went through boot camp with a guy named David Slaymaker. I always thought that was a killer name for a military recruit.

scorpio
10-24-2009, 07:26 AM
My cousin used to work for a guy named Dick Grabber

KCUnited
10-24-2009, 07:33 AM
Came across a Yung Wang at work the other day.

ChiTown
10-24-2009, 07:34 AM
Came across a Yung Wang at work the other day.

:eek:

Umm...........


ROFL

patteeu
10-24-2009, 08:01 AM
...His name inspired a local duo to name their band "Buddy Lush Presents: The Les Payne Product. They broke up and reformed to become "Less Pain Forever" a tribute band to their former band.

:spock:

Stewie
10-24-2009, 08:04 AM
My dad had a salesman that worked for him named Warren Peace. He also had a customer named Lionel Ritchie. I answered the phone in my dad's office one day while my dad was out:

Me: Hello?
LR: Can I speak to Bill?
Me: He's not here right now. Can I take a message?
LR: Please tell him to call Lionel Ritchie.
Me: Take phone from ear and stare at it in astonishment.
Me: Umm... Sure. Lionel Ritchie?
LR: Yes, I'm the manager of xyz dairy, not the singer.

tmax63
10-24-2009, 08:09 AM
Had one at work the other day, Kum Easley (female). Might be a good thing to know.

stumppy
10-24-2009, 08:29 AM
Met a guy in Louisville many years ago named Duck Webfoot. Had a couple of clients named Edith & Given Head, they were older than dirt. A couple of other clients, twin sisters, also very old named Ima Daisy Baker & Ura Tulip Baker.

Simply Red
10-24-2009, 08:34 AM
Good friends and went to HS with a girl named Candy Beaver, we called her suger pussy and honey ****.

ROFLROFLROFLROFL

Had a customer when I sold acoustical ceiling tile, he was in constuction, his name?

Urban Rump

we jokingly called him 'City-Butt'

Simply Red
10-24-2009, 08:36 AM
I met a woman named Shirley Shufflebottom.

Her stock intro was always, "It's a married name and I was in love at one point."

ROFL

Duck Dog
10-24-2009, 08:37 AM
A friend of mine teaches in the inner city of Mineapolis and had twin boys a few years back named, Lemonjello and Oranjello.

Simply Red
10-24-2009, 08:38 AM
I went to school with Justin Case and Tender Lee Mount.

Tender Lee Mount? ROFL

Some parents are so cruel. lol

wildcat09
10-24-2009, 08:38 AM
When I lived in Texas, I played football against a dude named Brick Wall.

Also a set of twins at my high school named Dusty and Sandy Trail.

Played college ball with a guy named Timothy Woodcock.

This isn't a guys name but in Garden City, Ks there is a Vietnamese grocery store named Phuk Dat......they sponsored our softball team one year and we had all types of variations of that on our shirts.....like "Phuk U" and "Phuk this" and "Phuk n slow".....the best was "Phuk n drunk"

TrickyNicky
10-24-2009, 08:42 AM
Angel Fish
Crystal Chandelier

Never met him but the baseball player Chone Figgins always cracked me up. Sounds like a black hobbit.

Simply Red
10-24-2009, 08:43 AM
My mom just shared one w/ me, she went to grade-school with a girl named Viola Gas,

She also worked at AT&T in KC w/ a guy who was really, really black, his name?

Precious.ROFL

KChiefs1
10-24-2009, 08:53 AM
Imma Tramp
Eileen Dover
Ben Dover
Harry Butts
Peter Pecker
Ilong Duc Dong

burt
10-24-2009, 08:56 AM
I knew a boat salesman Named Dick Paste.....I refused to shake his hand! But I bet he had a firm grip!

Dallas Chief
10-24-2009, 10:06 AM
I knew a guy that changed his legal name from Matt to M@. Kinda douchey if you ask me...
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Dallas Chief
10-24-2009, 10:12 AM
Oh and there was this girl that worked as an admin at one of my accounts named Nguyen Do. Pronounced as win-doh.
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Rausch
10-24-2009, 10:15 AM
The Head of HR at my last job was Richard Cox...

ExtremeChief
10-24-2009, 10:38 AM
I knew a Rusty Pipes (RIP)
Richard Head
Mike Hunt

seclark
10-24-2009, 11:15 AM
sharon peters
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ChiefaRoo
10-24-2009, 11:34 AM
Axel Missing - A Mechanical Engineer I worked with on a project about 10 years ago
Brownie Cox - Why is it brown again? meh.

RippedmyFlesh
10-24-2009, 11:39 AM
Played golf once with a co workers friend named Richard Head. Ironically he was a nice guy.

Bob Dole
10-24-2009, 11:40 AM
Bob Dole had a friend at SMSU named Nato Popp. He had a sister named Tobin.

Stanley Nickels
10-24-2009, 11:42 AM
My Freshman orientation guide at Mizzou's first name-- FIRST NAME-- was Alpachino.

I went to school and graduated with a Charity Head and a Natalie (Natty) Butt

Davechief
10-24-2009, 12:24 PM
I have a customer who comes into our auto dealership named Anil Warrier.

BigMeatballDave
10-24-2009, 12:40 PM
I knew 2 brothers whose names were Rocky and Rusty Bridges. Rocky Bridges are bumpy and Rusty Bridges aren't safe...

BigMeatballDave
10-24-2009, 12:42 PM
Charity Beaver

Davechief
10-24-2009, 01:00 PM
Charity Beaver

Once met a waitress named Joy Beaver

Marcellus
10-24-2009, 01:33 PM
Went to school with a girl named

Tinkerbell Marietta Smurl.

ExtremeChief
10-24-2009, 01:40 PM
oh... almost forgot

Iwana Coon

WilliamTheIrish
10-24-2009, 01:46 PM
A friend of mine teaches in the inner city of Mineapolis and had twin boys a few years back named, Lemonjello and Oranjello.

It only took 12 hours for the L and O urban legend to appear. Not bad. It usually kicks off the thread.

Inspector
10-24-2009, 01:52 PM
I knew a dentist named Oothout. Seriously. He had a practice in Overland Park in the 50's and 60's.

GoHuge
10-24-2009, 02:08 PM
When I was in high school I dated a girl named Samantha Dumcum. Everyone called her Sillysperm. Was kinda catchy.

Red Brooklyn
10-24-2009, 02:22 PM
Thitiphorn Wong
Anita Dick
Gloria S. Silverbush

All are subscribers to the theatre company I work for.

burt
10-24-2009, 02:24 PM
Oh, I just remembered...I dated.....Felicia Peters! True!

Wyndex
10-24-2009, 02:37 PM
Dick Burns

father to Mason Burns c/o 07 Shawnee Mission South

OnTheWarpath58
10-24-2009, 02:56 PM
Oscar Meyer - Business assoc

Dick Ottar (pronounced Odor - and refused to go by Richard) - another Business assoc

One of my college roommates name was Mike Hunt.ROFL

Went to HS and played baseball with a guy named Mike Hunt.

He's now the head baseball coach there.

PornChief
10-24-2009, 03:57 PM
Jesus, the kicks in the ass some people give their kids.

Count Zarth
10-24-2009, 04:14 PM
http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c80/nvrsumr/67HisParentsHatedHim-1.jpg

Sanka
10-24-2009, 04:21 PM
I had a dentist by the name of Michael Hunt.

patteeu
10-24-2009, 04:38 PM
I think Ultra Peanut should have changed her username to Mike Hunt.

carlos3652
10-24-2009, 05:29 PM
I have a friend who is a teacher, had a kid in the class named 4real... and yes, it was spelled that way.

Easy 6
10-24-2009, 05:39 PM
A Major eating lunch at the Ft. Campbell PX...Major Dick!...he noticed me notice it, i must've smirked or something.

He just kinda looked at me like 'yada, yada, dont get too wise'.

boogblaster
10-24-2009, 06:26 PM
Knew a Will Knott and Shirley Knott plus littl' brother Dogg Knott ..........

joemama
10-24-2009, 07:54 PM
My Snap-On tool vendors name is Phil Dicke. I sh!t you not. I would have to go by Phillip.

Ari Chi3fs
10-24-2009, 08:13 PM
My girlfriend in high school and I were in love... her name was Ilene... if we had gotten married, she would have been Ilene Wright

Pink Paradise 2010
10-24-2009, 08:51 PM
Harry Dick of North Carolina

Swastika Singh of California

Bich Ho Ha of California

Sarah Titsworth of Kansas

LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO

BigMeatballDave
10-24-2009, 09:48 PM
I went to school with a kid named Phil Fine

BigMeatballDave
10-24-2009, 09:57 PM
Its not ridiculous, but my name is David Davis. Also, I went to school with a Rayla Raya

SLAG
10-24-2009, 10:55 PM
I worked with a dude named: Tom Morrow

Ugly Duck
10-25-2009, 12:56 AM
We know a guy named Stone Cockshead.

In the 60's I stayed in a hippie commune in Mendocino called the Meadows. A couple had a baby & named her "Meadow" after the commune. Their last name was Muffin, hence... Meadow Muffin.

Taco John
10-25-2009, 01:48 AM
Amanda Handerpants

Rausch
10-25-2009, 02:06 AM
Its not ridiculous, but my name is David Davis.

If you have anything short of 5.6 inches, 2.5 kids, a blonde wife, and a 2 car garage I'm stupified and befuddled...

Stewie
10-25-2009, 06:08 AM
Its not ridiculous, but my name is David Davis. Also, I went to school with a Rayla Raya

I went to HS with a Dave Davies and an Evan Evans. Evan's dad was the theater teacher and was rather odd.

Braincase
10-25-2009, 06:14 AM
Deputy Sheriff Roy Hohl.

Full name: Royal A. Hohl

He was a neighbor of mine in Salina.

Also went to school with April Showers, Richard Rash.

I also have a nephew named Noah Budi.

reschief
10-25-2009, 06:35 AM
Candi Barr (kids constantly teased her in school)

Lonewolf Ed
10-25-2009, 06:37 AM
When I was in high school there was a big boobed girl named Donna Debrabander so we called her Donna the BraBender. Also, a man down the street got busted for ripping off customers at his car lot. His name was Ronny Uel Cheatam.

LOCOChief
10-25-2009, 07:26 AM
Dixon Hand

gblowfish
10-25-2009, 08:02 AM
I have a customer named Rod Boner.
In the 1980's I wrote radio commercials for Richard Head Toyota in Columbia.

Earthling
10-25-2009, 09:14 AM
This thread reminded me of a story about the young Indian boy who asked his father how they picked names for their children.
"Red Elk, my father, how did you pick my name?"
"Our tribe lets the earth and nature pick the names for us. When your sister was born a white dove flew overhead, so we named her White Bird. Why do you ask Two Dogs Humping?" (Before you say it i am also part Indian :) )

Funniest name I ever saw was Luke Warmwater...from Jay OK :)

JD10367
10-25-2009, 10:34 AM
From 1989-1994 I used to take incoming ticket reservations at the science museum in Boston. Customers had some interesting names. I took reservations for some bad alliterations (Steven Creaven and Shirley Curley). I got a Lauren Bacall (not THE Lauren Bacall, though). I got an Ann Thome (say it as one).

But my favorite was.... Zoltan Dorko. But there's more to it. A year later, I got another call.

"I need to reserve tickets."

"Sure. Name?"

"Zoltan Dorko."

:::clacking keys::: "Oh, okay, I remember you, I talked to you last year, you live on Smith Street in Boston, right?"

"No, I live on Jones Street in Worcester."

"Did you move?"

"No."

::: pause ::: "Wait... you mean to tell me there are TWO Zoltan Dorkos walking around Massachussetts?!? Wow, what would happen if you guys ever meet? Would the world start turning backwards or something?"

TinyEvel
10-25-2009, 10:53 AM
Hedley Butler

Sideburn
10-25-2009, 12:07 PM
Played against a running back at an inner city school in OKC named Cocaine Mothershed.
Also had a friend named Peter Ryder in HS.

PhillyChiefFan
10-25-2009, 12:47 PM
Bing Dong

Rainin Brooks

beer bacon
10-25-2009, 12:52 PM
Lance Long. Dick Armey. Dick Curl.

Mizzou_8541
10-25-2009, 01:18 PM
Jock Smelt