Life Damn Zombies!!! [Archive]

Pestilence

10-26-2009, 10:02 AM

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,569490,00.html?loomia_ow=t0:s0:a16:g2:r4:c0.186204:b28521943:z10

Man Punches Another He Accuses of Being a 'Zombie'

IOWA CITY, Iowa — Iowa City police are investigating an early morning assault in which a man accused another of being a zombie, then punched him twice.

Police say the assault occurred at 1:17 a.m. Sunday at an Iowa City restaurant south of the University of Iowa campus.

A man was ordering food when he was approached by another man who called him a zombie, then hit him in the eye. When the victim tried to call police on his cell phone, the man punched him again, breaking his nose.

The man then ran out a back door.

The victim was taken by ambulance to a hospital.

Sofa King

10-26-2009, 10:06 AM

i need to see photographic evidence and DNA testing results in order to prove he wasn't a zombie before i make any judgements in this case.

Gonzo

10-26-2009, 10:06 AM

WTF was he punching him for? The only way to kill them is with severe brain trauma... duh

Sofa King

10-26-2009, 10:08 AM

severe the spinal cord works as well. then burn the bodies..

loochy

10-26-2009, 10:08 AM

Wow, he was brave to punch a zombie. You can't hurt zombies with punches silly.

Buck

10-26-2009, 10:13 AM

Damn.

Iowa eh?

I say I have about 1 week before it reaches California.

I need to get me a boom-stick.

big nasty kcnut

10-26-2009, 10:17 AM

Damn zombies need to train by watching shaun of the dead. Then go to the pub.

LaChapelle

10-26-2009, 10:26 AM

Crotch zombies are okay though
yes, yes, suck out those tasty brains

MVChiefFan

10-26-2009, 10:29 AM

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,569490,00.html?loomia_ow=t0:s0:a16:g2:r4:c0.186204:b28521943:z10

Man Punches Another He Accuses of Being a 'Zombie'

IOWA CITY, Iowa — Iowa City police are investigating an early morning assault in which a man accused another of being a zombie, then punched him twice.

Police say the assault occurred at 1:17 a.m. Sunday at an Iowa City restaurant south of the University of Iowa campus.

A man was ordering food when he was approached by another man who called him a zombie, then hit him in the eye. When the victim tried to call police on his cell phone, the man punched him again, breaking his nose.

The man then ran out a back door.

The victim was taken by ambulance to a hospital.

In the dudes defense, he WAS ordering human.

Demonpenz

10-26-2009, 10:39 AM

pioli zombie

Pestilence

10-26-2009, 10:40 AM

Damn.

Iowa eh?

I say I have about 1 week before it reaches California.

I need to get me a boom-stick.

It depends. If they're the Resident Evil type zombies then we have longer. But if they're the "28 Days" type zombies.....then we a little under a week.