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Raised On Riots
10-28-2009, 01:49 AM
Berry? Mays? Ooga-Booga, God of lost Amazonian Tribes people?

Whomever you have in your head as being the pick, you KNOW you will not get him.

So let's hear it; who is your 2010 "Jesus Curry", "Dirty Sanchez", or "Michelle Flaketree"?

Bring your disappointment and fury to the table TODAY so you can avoid any and all alcoholic/drug-binges that will result in even more general disharmony in your lives and on The Planet!

Step forth and be counted!

Thig Lyfe
10-28-2009, 01:53 AM
My money's on Ooga-Booga

Bane
10-28-2009, 02:16 AM
Who are you going with ROR?
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PornChief
10-28-2009, 02:23 AM
Mt Cody

Raised On Riots
10-28-2009, 02:27 AM
My money's on Ooga-Booga

I'm picking Ooga-Booga for FAIL every year; I know I can rely on him.

Bane
10-28-2009, 02:29 AM
Every year?Lmao!!!!
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Chiefs=Good
10-28-2009, 03:16 AM
Wait so is this the guy that i want but know we wont get? If thats the case its Mays... DONT **** THIS UP HAOLI!!1!

Mecca
10-28-2009, 03:17 AM
The most epic of fails would be any of the OT's in the top 10 followed with Terrence Cody.

Chiefs=Good
10-28-2009, 03:29 AM
The most epic of fails would be any of the OT's in the top 10 followed with Terrence Cody.

How pissed would you be if we drafted Berry over Mays?

Mecca
10-28-2009, 03:42 AM
Eh not that bad they're both top of the line.

Chiefs=Good
10-28-2009, 03:48 AM
Fair enough. Its good to know that we can get doubly pissed when Pioli drafts Cody then...

soundmind
10-28-2009, 08:41 AM
Mays or "KONG". But we all know it doesn't matter. The same 5 or so douchebags will spend 18 hours a day on this board telling everyone they're wrong - then the Pioli will select someone considered to be in the teens somewhere.

That said, Mays or "KONG" - with a repeated 3rd pick overall.

1. Lou-Lou Bah-Sheep
2. Cleeeeeeland Steamers
3. Krooked City Chieftans

Brock
10-28-2009, 08:43 AM
Pretty often they actually do draft the player I want and he sucks. I think I'm just going to sit this next draft out.

Fairplay
10-28-2009, 08:44 AM
Let Mecca pick the first rounder so we will succeed, no question about it.

El Jefe
10-28-2009, 09:53 AM
If we take a LT or Cody in the top 5 I will vomit in my mouth. Berry bandwagon!!

Pestilence
10-28-2009, 11:26 AM
If we take a LT or Cody in the top 5 I will vomit in my mouth. Berry bandwagon!!

Rep.

keg in kc
10-28-2009, 11:30 AM
Pretty often they actually do draft the player I want and he sucks. I think I'm just going to sit this next draft out.Ditto.

And hell, the rest of the time when they don't draft who I want, that guy ends up sucking, too.

'cause it's the draft, and it's a crapshoot.

ChiefGator
10-28-2009, 11:34 AM
'cause it's the draft, and it's a crapshoot.

Only because Pioli doesn't deserve to be running a Kwik-E-Mart, let alone a NFL team.

kcchiefsus
10-28-2009, 11:41 AM
All I know is that until proven otherwise I completely expect any draft pick of ours to be a failure. While some teams seem to be able to do no wrong in the draft, we are the exact opposite.

the Talking Can
10-28-2009, 11:45 AM
people really try hard around here to be pissed off...are there not enough actual reasons available?

Brock
10-28-2009, 11:50 AM
Only because Pioli doesn't deserve to be running a Kwik-E-Mart, let alone a NFL team.

Yeah, it's amazing that he even has an NFL career. If it weren't for the Chiefs, he probably wouldn't have a job at all.

JASONSAUTO
10-28-2009, 11:51 AM
Yeah, it's amazing that he even has an NFL career. If it weren't for the Chiefs, he probably wouldn't have a job at all.

ROFL

Saccopoo
10-28-2009, 12:05 PM
I'll try to be honest:

Suh.

I hope that they trade Dorsey so that he can go to a team running a 4-3 and he can play his natural DT position, and the Chiefs have the opportunity to draft Suh for the RDE spot in their 3-4. They get a three down player at that point that is the best player in this upcoming draft.

My Wish/Fail list is:

1. Ndamukong Suh
- Reasons stated above.

2. Gerald McCoy
- Because, if for some reason someone picks Suh ahead of the Chiefs, McCoy is the exact same player he is. Freaking stud.

3. Eric Berry
- This means that Albert has his epiphany during the second half of the season and turns into a good left tackle. This means that the Chiefs can take the stud safety and then in the second round can pick either O'Dowd or Wisneiwski and then Beadles or Black and have a really good offensive line again. I don't think that happens though.

4. Rolando McClain
- This years Aaron Curry. Big, athletic and can play all the LB positions. (Or has the ability/potential to do so.) And the Chiefs are so bad at the LB positions that it's requiring that their safeties make more plays than they should and is making them look exceptionally bad forcing Chiefs fans into the misconceptualization that we need to actually piss away a top ten pick on a goddamn safety of all things when we need much more immediate help at positions that actually matter.

5. Jermaine Gresham
- Because other than Suh, I think that he's the best player in this draft. He's borderline transcendent in terms of his athleticism, instincts, size and abilities. He is a bigger, faster Tony Gonzalez that would give this team a legitimate downfield threat. Actually, (and this brings a little bile to my mouth) I think that he's a bigger, better version of Shannon Sharpe (without the mouth full of marbles and dickhead attitude) more than he is a bigger, better version of Tony. He's got the chance to redefine the tight end position.

5. Joe Haden
- Because, in all honesty, the biggest problem with the Chiefs defense has been giving up career games to mediocre receivers because Carr is no more than a nickle back. A good nickle back. They need a #2 CB to go with Flowers as they are getting absolutely reamed when teams go to a three receiver set on them because our #3 corner absolutely ****ing sucks.

DaneMcCloud
10-28-2009, 12:10 PM
Sac, you want the Chiefs to draft another 5-tech with their third straight Top Five pick?

WTF?
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Saccopoo
10-28-2009, 12:20 PM
Sac, you want the Chiefs to draft another 5-tech with their third straight Top Five pick?

WTF?
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Huh? What?

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Saccopoo
10-28-2009, 12:40 PM
Sac, you want the Chiefs to draft another 5-tech with their third straight Top Five pick?

WTF?
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And yeah, I know it's retarded.

But our D-line sucks. Dorsey is out of position. Trade him for a 2nd and a 4th, pick Suh with our first rounder, and get three new starters on the offensive line in the second while making Wilfork your off-season FA priority.

I don't know. I'm talking some crazy shit right now. I think I need to take a multi-vitamin and get some sleep.

milkman
10-28-2009, 01:30 PM
Mays or "KONG". But we all know it doesn't matter. The same 5 or so douchebags will spend 18 hours a day on this board telling everyone they're wrong - then the Pioli will select someone considered to be in the teens somewhere.

That said, Mays or "KONG" - with a repeated 3rd pick overall.

1. Lou-Lou Bah-Sheep
2. Cleeeeeeland Steamers
3. Krooked City Chieftans

You're wrong.

DaWolf
10-28-2009, 01:43 PM
Whatever LSU player we end up taking...

HotRoute
10-28-2009, 02:12 PM
the chiefs dont have to draft high to have good draft. i honestly think we need wins more than we need good draft position, no matter how few they may be. we have a coach and GM in their first year and they are starting to look bad by not winning

MVChiefFan
10-28-2009, 02:30 PM
We'll take either Berry or Mays and which ever one we take will Ryan Sims it up and the other will be a pro bowler.

Chocolate Hog
10-28-2009, 02:32 PM
I want the Chiefs to draft Cody. I think the bitching over draft picks by people is hilarious especially when they bat below .500 on successful draft picks.

MVChiefFan
10-28-2009, 02:34 PM
I want the Chiefs to draft Cody. I think the bitching over draft picks by people is hilarious especially when they bat below .500 on successful draft picks.

Or in the Royals case everyone bats below .250.

El Jefe
10-28-2009, 02:35 PM
I want the Chiefs to draft Cody. I think the bitching over draft picks by people is hilarious especially when they bat below .500 on successful draft picks.

"You shut your mouth when you're talking to me!".

SNR
10-28-2009, 02:35 PM
Does Tebow count? Or any QB, really. They are all teh suck.

Chocolate Hog
10-28-2009, 02:36 PM
"You shut your mouth when you're talking to me!".

YESSIR!

Detoxing
10-28-2009, 03:30 PM
We'll take either Berry or Mays and which ever one we take will Ryan Sims it up and the other will be a pro bowler.

Yep

JASONSAUTO
10-28-2009, 03:39 PM
We'll take either Berry or Mays and which ever one we take will Ryan Sims it up and the other will be a pro bowler.

well at least they dont play on the same college team and one's the sidekick, THATS where the chiefs have gotten in trouble, sims and siavii for instance. we always take robin someone else takes batman

Chiefs=Good
10-28-2009, 07:59 PM
Wtf. Suh is good but Dorseys been fine in the 5 tech... why waste another pick on a postion thay we seemingly have filled..?

RustShack
10-28-2009, 08:23 PM
Wtf. Suh is good but Dorseys been fine in the 5 tech... why waste another pick on a postion thay we seemingly have filled..?

Because we have to have a bust. Dorsey is looking good so bring in someone else who could bust. (Before someone freaks, I'm not saying Suh sucks or WILL bust).

RustShack
10-28-2009, 08:26 PM
Give me Mays. Maybe Cody will fall to the second(or an everydown NT). We can draft an Olinemen with our other second round pick and he will play just as well as Okung if not better. Another LB would be nice too, or WR, or the list goes on.

notorious
10-28-2009, 08:33 PM
Maybe the reason so many of our past draft picks failed is because the coaches sucked ass and wasted their talent by trying to use them in the wrong ways.


That is part of the reason why some teams seem to hit every time while others fail.

ChiefGator
10-28-2009, 08:42 PM
Yeah, it's amazing that he even has an NFL career. If it weren't for the Chiefs, he probably wouldn't have a job at all.

True dat... Where did they find this clown, anyway!?