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gblowfish
11-12-2009, 08:15 AM
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/wear/8352729.stm

She's a screamer, and the neighbors are complaining!

A woman who was banned from making loud noises during sex has lost an appeal against her conviction.

Caroline and Steve Cartwright's love-making was described as "murder" and "unnatural" at Newcastle Crown Court.

Neighbours, the local postman and a woman taking her child to school complained about the noise.

Mrs Cartwright, 48, from Washington on Wearside, lost the appeal against a conviction for breaching a noise abatement notice.

She argued she had a right to "respect for her private and family life" under Article 8 of the Human Rights Act.

But Recorder Jeremy Freedman, sitting with two magistrates, rejected her claim that she could not help making the loud noise during sex.

He said: "We are in no doubt whatsoever about the level of noise that can be heard in neighbouring properties, in the street and in the back lane.

"It certainly was intrusive and constituted a statutory nuisance. It was clearly of a very disturbing nature and it was also compounded by the duration - this was not a one-off, it went on for hours at a time.

"It is further compounded by the frequency of the episode, virtually every night."

'Shouting and screaming'

Next door neighbour Rachel O'Connor told the court she was frequently late for work because she overslept having been awake most of the night because of the noise.

She said: "The noise sounds like they are both in considerable pain. I cannot describe the noise. I have never ever heard anything like it."

The court heard Sunderland City Council recorded levels of up 47 decibels.

Mrs Cartwright was appealing against the abatement notice, which was imposed in November 2007, and a subsequent Asbo, banning the couple from "shouting, screaming or vocalisation at such a level as to be a statutory nuisance".

She has since been accused of three counts of breaching the Asbo, but has denied the charges and will stand trial at Newcastle Crown Court on 14 December.

Delano
11-12-2009, 08:20 AM
Hi5, Mr. Cartwright, Hi5.

kepp
11-12-2009, 08:22 AM
She has since been accused of three counts of breaching the Asbo

Well no wonder she made so much noise. Wait...

Baby Lee
11-12-2009, 08:22 AM
NSFW

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=99wPY-lnd0Y

Google "moaning mom" for the full clip w/o Howard's commentary.

gblowfish
11-12-2009, 10:31 AM
NSFW

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=99wPY-lnd0Y

Google "moaning mom" for the full clip w/o Howard's commentary.

OH BILL!!!
God, that's funny...

alpha_omega
11-12-2009, 01:21 PM
I think Scorp's Avatar has a solution to Mrs. Cartwright's problem.

big nasty kcnut
11-12-2009, 01:28 PM
I'm sorry i'll get a ball gag for her next week.

Otter
11-12-2009, 01:44 PM
http://www.dvdfever.co.uk/reviews/porkys1.jpg

Jilly
11-12-2009, 02:03 PM
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bevischief
11-12-2009, 06:51 PM
I'm sorry i'll get a ball gag for her next week.

ROFLROFL

Bwana
11-12-2009, 07:00 PM
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_7wd12zq5Tos/SZJbKMr8mqI/AAAAAAAAAwo/EVu7E2LkXEg/s400/duct_tape.jpg

bevischief
11-12-2009, 07:15 PM
Don't they make a shock collar for that...?

Gary
11-12-2009, 07:33 PM
OH BILL!!!
God, that's funny...

I about fell out of my chairLMAO

Coach
11-12-2009, 07:34 PM
Saw the article and the photo of the couple in question.

I'd say the Courts made the right decision, becuase, good god, they look like they got whupped by a ugly stick, big time.

Fish
11-12-2009, 09:14 PM
Saw the article and the photo of the couple in question.

I'd say the Courts made the right decision, becuase, good god, they look like they got whupped by a ugly stick, big time.

http://img514.imageshack.us/img514/3945/article00725ae99000005d.jpg

Fish
11-12-2009, 09:15 PM
http://img23.imageshack.us/img23/1551/thatisdisgusting.jpg

Iowanian
11-13-2009, 07:18 AM
She learned about Sex from watching Porky's.


Good Ole Lassie!


Where is the story posted here(can't remember who) that had the deaf neighbors that made death sounds during fornication?

seclark
11-13-2009, 07:26 AM
i usually make a lot of noise, while doing the deed.
then, the wife starts banging on the bathroom door, telling me to stop whacking off.
sec

RJ
11-13-2009, 08:22 AM
i usually make a lot of noise, while doing the deed.
then, the wife starts banging on the bathroom door, telling me to stop whacking off.
sec


Not me. I'm the Stealthurbator.

DiaperBoy27
11-13-2009, 08:28 AM
Not me. I'm the Stealthurbator.

I make no noise during sex, relative to my gf, who screams like a banshee and pounds on the walls.

she thinks I tie her up and gag her because its kinky, really its just because its 3am and I don't wanna get the cops called.

bevischief
11-13-2009, 09:53 AM
This should help this thread.