View Full Version : Life Coincidence? Or Do I Need an Exorcism?

11-12-2009, 09:20 PM
I swear I must be inhabited by the devil 'cause this sh*t just doesn't happen.

I live a couple of blocks away from the post office which is great 'cause as someone who sells stuff on Amazon and Ebay, I can ship stuff as soon as they are sold. And sometimes, I like to go to the post office late at night when nobody is around and I can use the automated kiosk. This is what I did last night- around 11PM I walk over to the post office with my dog and an armful of packages.

I have my dog sit by the front door. I go in and guess what I see? If you guessed I saw a pile of dog sh*t on the lobby floor, then you're doing better than me. I kid you not, someone had just left the damn post office a few moments before I did and they had their dog with them and their stupid dog took a giant poop on the lobby floor. It stunk bad.

Anyways, so I proceed with mailing my packages. I exit the post office a few moments later and guess what happens next? If you guessed a hot chick pulls up in a car, you my friend are a genius.

She gets out and says, "Your dog is so well-behaved and so cute."

I thank her and then I tell her the truth- "Look, when you go in there, you'll see that some dog took a giant crap on the floor. I swear! I swear it wasn't my dog!" I then walked off embarrassed as hell because there is no way she'd believe me 'cause who the phuck takes their dog to the post office!

My life is cursed I tell you! No phucking way that is a mere coincidence! Uggghhhhhhhh!!! :(

11-12-2009, 09:24 PM

But yeah, shit happens.

11-12-2009, 09:25 PM
Might as well commit suicide now
before cold season

Rain Man
11-12-2009, 09:36 PM
You should've said it was you who made the delivery, not the dog.

11-12-2009, 09:37 PM
You ever walk in to a bathroom (maybe during a party) and it reeks of shit? And you just know that when you leave that bathroom, someone is going to walk in behind you and assume that you were the one who took that nasty shit? But you really gotta piss and now it's too late to do anything about it anyway?

Yeah, I thought so. We all have.

11-12-2009, 09:56 PM
Original post should end with "F.M.L."

11-13-2009, 12:46 PM
You should've said it was you who made the delivery, not the dog.


11-13-2009, 12:52 PM
You should've said it was you who made the delivery, not the dog.

If CosmicPal disappears for a while, we will know the security cameras did their job.

11-13-2009, 02:36 PM


11-13-2009, 03:39 PM
Original post should end with "F.M.L."

Ya sucks to be you brah.

11-13-2009, 03:41 PM

11-14-2009, 06:07 PM
Online dating... Or mail order bride...