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CosmicPal
11-13-2009, 06:47 PM
http://alternativereel.com/includes/top-ten/display_review.php?id=00037

BillSelfsTrophycase
11-13-2009, 06:49 PM
An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do.


ROFLROFLROFLROFL

Rausch
11-13-2009, 06:50 PM
Just when you thought you'd run out of solid Charles Bukowski quotes.

BOOM!

Life just gets better with every drink...

CosmicPal
11-13-2009, 06:57 PM
Just when you thought you'd run out of solid Charles Bukowski quotes.

BOOM!

Life just gets better with every drink...

Charles Bukowski is GREAT! Tucker Max however is a FRAUD!

RJ
11-13-2009, 07:00 PM
“Sometimes too much to drink is barely enough.”

Mark Twain


“To alcohol, the cause of and solution to all life’s problems.”

Homer Simpson

Buzzsaw
11-13-2009, 07:07 PM
"There was nothing really as glorious as a good beer shit - I mean after drinking twenty or twenty-five beers the night before. The odor of a beer shit like that spread all around and stayed for a good hour-and-a-half. It made you realize that you were really alive.”

Classic

BillSelfsTrophycase
11-13-2009, 07:10 PM
I think a man ought to get drunk at least twice a year just on principle, so he won't let himself get snotty about it. ~Raymond Chandler

runnercyclist
11-13-2009, 07:11 PM
Beer...it's not just for breakfast anymore!

BillSelfsTrophycase
11-13-2009, 07:12 PM
It is most absurdly said, in popular language, of any man, that he is disguised in liquor; for, on the contrary, most men are disguised by sobriety. ~Thomas de Quincy, Confessions of an English Opium-Eater, 1856

Mr. Kotter
11-13-2009, 07:14 PM
"In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is Freedom, in water there is bacteria."

BillSelfsTrophycase
11-13-2009, 07:37 PM
In vino veritas

JohninGpt
11-13-2009, 07:44 PM
"Play some Skynard, Duuuude!"

kcfanintitanhell
11-13-2009, 07:49 PM
"I feel sorry for the guy who doesn't drink, because when he wakes up in the morning, that's as good as he's going to feel all day".

DaKernal
11-13-2009, 07:57 PM
It is most absurdly said, in popular language, of any man, that he is disguised in liquor; for, on the contrary, most men are disguised by sobriety. ~Thomas de Quincy, Confessions of an English Opium-Eater, 1856

So true

boogblaster
11-13-2009, 08:17 PM
Beer its for everyone .. including you ....

blazzin311
11-13-2009, 08:20 PM
"I feel sorry for the guy who doesn't drink, because when he wakes up in the morning, that's as good as he's going to feel all day".

I've heard this one quite a bit except it's usually more like "I feel sorry for anyone who doesn't drink or do drugs, because when they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day". However since this is a drinking thread it works just fine without the "drugs" part.

RJ
11-13-2009, 08:23 PM
I've heard this one quite a bit except it's usually more like "I feel sorry for anyone who doesn't drink or do drugs, because when they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day". However since this is a drinking thread it works just fine without the "drugs" part.


The quote is attributed to Frank Sinatra. If that is accurate, he probably didn't mention anything about drugs.

Pioli Zombie
11-13-2009, 08:24 PM
"I really like you. I'm not shitting you. I know you probably think I'm an ass hole but I really like you. What's your name again?"
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JohninGpt
11-13-2009, 08:25 PM
The quote is attributed to Frank Sinatra. If that is accurate, he probably didn't mention anything about drugs.

Then he went back to his room to snort coke out of Marilyn's naval.

kcfanintitanhell
11-13-2009, 08:26 PM
The quote is attributed to Frank Sinatra. If that is accurate, he probably didn't mention anything about drugs.

Yea, it was ole Blue Eyes, and he didn't mention drugs...

Skip Towne
11-13-2009, 08:27 PM
Have you ever seen Philadelphia from two feet at night? - W.C. Fields from a gutter.

BillSelfsTrophycase
11-13-2009, 08:27 PM
You are ugly, and what's more, you are disgustingly ugly. But tomorrow I shall be sober and you will still be disgustingly ugly.

Skip Towne
11-13-2009, 08:28 PM
Who stole the cork out of my lunch? - W.C. Fields

BillSelfsTrophycase
11-13-2009, 08:30 PM
“A drunk man's words are a sober man's thoughts”

Skip Towne
11-13-2009, 08:34 PM
You are ugly, and what's more, you are disgustingly ugly. But tomorrow I shall be sober and you will still be disgustingly ugly.

That was Winston Churchill. He also had a lady tell him that if he was her husband she would make his drink out of hemlock. He replied "If you were my wife, I would drink it"

Skip Towne
11-13-2009, 08:37 PM
"Loosen up Sandy baby". John Riggins to Supreme Court Justice Sandra Day O'Connor. Then he fell out of his chair.

RJ
11-13-2009, 08:41 PM
Then he went back to his room to snort coke out of Marilyn's naval.


Exactly. You know Frank and his boys got all the good drugs.

BillSelfsTrophycase
11-13-2009, 08:42 PM
An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools.”

Pioli Zombie
11-13-2009, 09:06 PM
"I'm Larry Fucking Johnson,Bitch!!! THHHPOOOOOOOOOOOOOO (spitting drink into face)
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luv
11-13-2009, 09:10 PM
“A drunk man's words are a sober man's thoughts”

This is soooo true.

DaneMcCloud
11-13-2009, 09:10 PM
Get drunk and get naked!

luv
11-13-2009, 09:12 PM
I'm not an alcoholic. Alcoholics go to meetings.

TinyEvel
11-13-2009, 10:56 PM
I'm terrified to give up drinking. I like it too much.

Pioli Zombie
11-14-2009, 06:59 AM
"Occifer, you haff it all wrong. I only smoked it oncccce. You can ask my muther. She's a nurse. She'll be on the internet tonight"
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Jack
11-14-2009, 07:03 AM
Man takes a drink, the drink takes a drink, then drink takes the man. . . .Cheers

Pioli Zombie
11-14-2009, 07:18 AM
My name is Larry J and I am an alco- I am an alco- aw fuck,man, I'm not part of your system!!!! I'm Larry Fucking Johnson, I'm the king of the world, y'all.
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bevischief
11-14-2009, 04:00 PM
"I feel sorry for the guy who doesn't drink, because when he wakes up in the morning, that's as good as he's going to feel all day".

This

bevischief
11-14-2009, 04:47 PM
An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools.”

This

bevischief
11-14-2009, 04:48 PM
I'm terrified to give up drinking. I like it too much.

ROFL... too true