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Count Alex's Losses
11-13-2009, 11:00 PM
I would be the world's best bouncer.

I would win every fighting championship known to mankind.

I would compete in the olympics.

I would go on a lot of talk shows and lift heavy things.

I would accidentally break a lot of things.

If someone pissed me off I would rip out their eyes.

Count Alex's Losses
11-13-2009, 11:02 PM
Two chicks at the same time.

JohninGpt
11-13-2009, 11:06 PM
Two chicks at the same time.

Yes, I would eat both their faces.

Count Alex's Losses
11-13-2009, 11:07 PM
Imagine if you gave Sean Ryan an ape's strength.

He would be a great blocker.

JohninGpt
11-13-2009, 11:07 PM
I would also poop in my hand and fling it passers by.

Raised On Riots
11-13-2009, 11:12 PM
I would also poop in my hand and fling it passers by.

Seconded!

Lonewolf Ed
11-13-2009, 11:13 PM
Imagine if you gave Sean Ryan an ape's strength.

He would be a great blocker.

But without balance, leverage, and footwork, he'd be the strongest guy around getting knocked on his ass. So, it would really be hard to notice if his strength was increased by several times what it is now.

Count Alex's Losses
11-13-2009, 11:14 PM
But without balance, leverage, and footwork, he'd be the strongest guy around getting knocked on his ass. So, it would really be hard to notice if his strength was increased by several times what it is now.

I bet he wouldn't be GIF'D UP nearly as much.

Demonpenz
11-13-2009, 11:35 PM
i'd go apeshit

BossChief
11-13-2009, 11:43 PM
Hey gochiefs, you should do a whole gifd up chapter on Brown.

Possibly a "hof worthy halfway point GIFed up full feature film" including all of Mike Browns fail so far. A "lowlight video" of sorts.

It would go over nicely right now. historic.

DaFace
11-13-2009, 11:44 PM
I vill break you.

BossChief
11-13-2009, 11:46 PM
If I were as strong as a full grown ape, I would go to arrowhead stadium and take Mike Browns equipment from him and escort him off the premises, then go to Piolis office to have a little chat...

JohninGpt
11-13-2009, 11:47 PM
I'm sure a few people here remember when this was the "Monkeys flinging poop" lounge.

Count Alex's Losses
11-13-2009, 11:49 PM
Hey gochiefs, you should do a whole gifd up chapter on Brown.

Possibly a "hof worthy halfway point GIFed up full feature film" including all of Mike Browns fail so far. A "lowlight video" of sorts.

It would go over nicely right now. historic.

No. At the end of the year we will crown our GIF'D UP champion.

I think it will be Albert sadly.

Psyko Tek
11-13-2009, 11:52 PM
Whatever I wanted too

Demonpenz
11-13-2009, 11:58 PM
that ape is high tailing it out of here!

Demonpenz
11-13-2009, 11:58 PM
grrrapeape

Count Alex's Losses
11-14-2009, 12:03 AM
I think I'd....pay some dutchmen to set fire to lord stanley....

Raised On Riots
11-14-2009, 12:04 AM
Hey gochiefs, you should do a whole gifd up chapter on Brown.

Possibly a "hof worthy halfway point GIFed up full feature film" including all of Mike Browns fail so far. A "lowlight video" of sorts.

It would go over nicely right now. historic.

I think he should do it too. GoChiefs hated Brown from day 1, and predicted nothing but piss-poor play from him.

Oh wait...

Count Alex's Losses
11-14-2009, 12:05 AM
I think he should do it too. GoChiefs hated Brown from day 1, and predicted nothing but piss-poor play from him.

Oh wait...

Now ROR, don't be that way. You know I have been fair. All of Brown's misdeeds have been GIF'D UP.

DJJasonp
11-14-2009, 12:08 AM
I would toss around a bunch of samsonite luggage to make sure it could handle my ape-like rage!!!

BossChief
11-14-2009, 12:13 AM
Now ROR, don't be that way. You know I have been fair. All of Brown's misdeeds have been GIF'D UP.

It would be an instant CP classic. Truly epic!

Something that says "look at me, my name is GoChiefs and I hate Mike Brown too! All Mike Brown haters, unite and laugh with me!"

Is Mike Browns suck the first subject in planet history that every member agrees with?

Raised On Riots
11-14-2009, 12:32 AM
Now ROR, don't be that way. You know I have been fair. All of Brown's misdeeds have been GIF'D UP.

True.

It would be an instant CP classic. Truly epic!

Something that says "look at me, my name is GoChiefs and I hate Mike Brown too! All Mike Brown haters, unite and laugh with me!"

Is Mike Browns suck the first subject in planet history that every member agrees with?

Yes.

BossChief
11-14-2009, 12:35 AM
A "fail film" if you were

Count Alex's Losses
11-14-2009, 12:37 AM
You guys need to stop being so vindictive.

FAIL films are reserved for this sort of asshole:

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Rausch
11-14-2009, 12:45 AM
I'm pretty sure I'd kill and eat everyone I could until they shot me...

Count Alex's Losses
11-14-2009, 12:45 AM
I'm pretty sure I'd kill and eat everyone I could until they shot me...

Have you ever killed a living being?

Rausch
11-14-2009, 12:48 AM
Have you ever killed a living being?

Why?

Are you fucking Q this weekend?...

Count Alex's Losses
11-14-2009, 12:49 AM
Why?

Are you fucking Q this weekend?...

Q can assume the form of Carrie Underwood with a snap of his fingers.

Rausch
11-14-2009, 12:50 AM
Q can assume the form of Carrie Underwood with a snap of his fingers.

And he can make me a face-eating ape.

Who the **** are you to question a man's dreams?...

Count Alex's Losses
11-14-2009, 12:53 AM
And he can make me a face-eating ape.

Who the **** are you to question a man's dreams?...

My Dear Rausch, I do not question your dreams, I only wish to inhabit them...

http://i159.photobucket.com/albums/t150/golff1983/evil_grin.jpg

BossChief
11-14-2009, 01:19 AM
You guys need to stop being so vindictive.



<a href='http://www.failpictures.com/90.html'><img src='http://www.failpictures.com/failpicture.php?image=768_fail.jpg' border=0 alt='failpictures.com'></a>

we want a Mike Brown fail film!

Raised On Riots
11-14-2009, 01:34 AM
And he can make me a face-eating ape.

Who the **** are you to question a man's dreams?...

LMAO

Short Leash Hootie
11-14-2009, 02:31 AM
mate with serena williams

Count Alex's Losses
11-14-2009, 02:32 AM
mate with serena williams

http://www.ep.tc/problems/seven/thats_racist.gif

MikeMaslowski
11-14-2009, 02:34 AM
My Dear Rausch, I do not question your dreams, I only wish to inhabit them...



If I was Larry Johnson I would call this quote gay, and then I would go kill myself.

MikeMaslowski
11-14-2009, 03:13 AM
mate with serena williams

http://i958.photobucket.com/albums/ae69/mikemaslowski/venus.jpg

Raised On Riots
11-14-2009, 05:29 AM
mate with serena williams

GOOD MORNING UF TUKEL DOES NOT APPROVE AND SAYS "FUCK YOU IN THE ASS WITH A VERY LARGE CRUISE SHIP"!

WhitiE
11-14-2009, 06:14 AM
i'd go apeshit

thread over.....

Fritz88
11-14-2009, 07:08 AM
punch myself really hard in the stomach every time it wants me to take a shit

ncCHIEFfan
11-14-2009, 07:38 AM
Date much bigger women...:)

Pioli Zombie
11-14-2009, 07:49 AM
I would fuck all the women at work I wanted to. They couldn't fire me, because I'm ape, and technically I wouldn't be an employee there. (There is a circular logic thing going there, don't worry about it)
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Raised On Riots
11-14-2009, 08:05 AM
I would fuck all the women at work I wanted to. They couldn't fire me, because I'm ape, and technically I wouldn't be an employee there. (There is a circular logic thing going there, don't worry about it)
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Those women at work would still kick your ass.

Pioli Zombie
11-14-2009, 08:10 AM
Those women at work would still kick your ass.
Stop with the grumpies. The Chiefs are at Oakland. Even when they suck they win at Oakland. Even last year they won at Oakland. 2-7 will wake this city up!!!!
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Raised On Riots
11-14-2009, 08:28 AM
Stop with the grumpies. The Chiefs are at Oakland. Even when they suck they win at Oakland. Even last year they won at Oakland. 2-7 will wake this city up!!!!
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I'd feel better if they'd beat those sons o' bitches at home before my Medicare kicks in.

But hopefully you are right.

Redrum_69
11-14-2009, 08:45 AM
I'd have ape sex with Gochiefs sister while his mom videotaped us and sent the tape to Jack Hanna's Into the Wild. Once you go Ape you never go back...



Also, Id register to vote, then vote Obama, again.

bevischief
11-14-2009, 09:10 AM
http://i958.photobucket.com/albums/ae69/mikemaslowski/venus.jpg

ROFLROFL

BossChief
11-14-2009, 11:32 AM
you guys r fun e

jidar
11-14-2009, 11:40 AM
I've always wanted to have the strength of a go rilla who had the strength of two go rillas.

CoMoChief
11-14-2009, 11:41 AM
I would fucking smash a cops head through his ass if he decided to give me shit.

CoMoChief
11-14-2009, 11:42 AM
I would be the world's best bouncer.

I would win every fighting championship known to mankind.

I would compete in the olympics.

I would go on a lot of talk shows and lift heavy things.

I would accidentally break a lot of things.

If someone pissed me off I would rip out their eyes.

That's actually pretty funny. ROFL

Pioli Zombie
11-14-2009, 11:44 AM
I would go to Noodles and company, tell them their food give me the shits, then rip off their heads.
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talastan
11-14-2009, 11:45 AM
Walk-on tryouts for the Chiefs O-line. I can work for vet minimum.

Skip Towne
11-14-2009, 11:48 AM
I'd go look for some asses to kick.

Hog Farmer
11-14-2009, 11:56 AM
I'd go look for some asses to kick.


That's why I carry. You never know.

MikeMaslowski
11-14-2009, 01:06 PM
ROFLROFL

Don't mess with John Mcenroe

redsurfer11
11-14-2009, 01:18 PM
I would be the world's best bouncer.

I would win every fighting championship known to mankind.

I would compete in the olympics.

I would go on a lot of talk shows and lift heavy things.

I would accidentally break a lot of things.

If someone pissed me off I would rip out their eyes.


You would like to eat Bananas. Wait...... you already do that.

bevischief
11-14-2009, 04:50 PM
I'd go look for some asses to kick.

Who ever is playing the Chiefs so they have a perfect season because everyone forfeits because they got the crap beat of them...

Rain Man
11-14-2009, 04:57 PM
i'd probably get some revenge against those orangutans who bullied me in junior high.
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DJJasonp
11-14-2009, 05:58 PM
I'd go on a mission to blend in with the environment....follow the ways of other non-domesticated animals......all of this in an effort to find Kris Wilson.

Count Alex's Losses
11-14-2009, 06:25 PM
I'd go on a mission to blend in with the environment....follow the ways of other non-domesticated animals......all of this in an effort to find Kris Wilson.

He's in San Diego. Rumor has it he caught a TD recently.

BossChief
11-14-2009, 07:26 PM
He's in San Diego. Rumor has it he caught a TD recently.

ahhhhhh the secret weapon isn't a secret any longer, eh?

POND_OF_RED
11-14-2009, 07:43 PM
I'd buy a Shannon Sharpe jersey.

MadMax
11-14-2009, 07:44 PM
I would be the world's best bouncer.

I would win every fighting championship known to mankind.

I would compete in the olympics.

I would go on a lot of talk shows and lift heavy things.

I would accidentally break a lot of things.

If someone pissed me off I would rip out their eyes.



This made me lol...:D

MadMax
11-14-2009, 07:49 PM
I'd feel better if they'd beat those sons o' bitches at home before my Medicare kicks in.

But hopefully you are right.



Sadly it's too late for me, mine kicks in in about 4 months :(

Raised On Riots
11-14-2009, 07:59 PM
I would fucking smash a cops head through his ass if he decided to give me shit.

Obligatory Civil Society Asschew:
That's not right CoMo; the Police are here to protect us and ironically, to keep us from devolving in to a bunch of apes flinging feces at each other.

Okay, now that we've gotten that out of the way:

ROFL

Sadly it's too late for me, mine kicks in in about 4 months :(

Yep, I'm hoping to still have at least one good, working testicle and the ability to blow a nut and eat solid foods by the time the Chiefs reach the play offs again...:(

Rain Man
11-14-2009, 08:00 PM
You should do another thread asking people what they'd do if they were as smart as a fully-grown ape.

KCChiefsMan
11-14-2009, 09:57 PM
I would live out in the wilderness away from people