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Buck
11-16-2009, 02:20 PM
Dear Broncos Faithful
Your season looked bright at first
Prepare for lightning

Buck
11-16-2009, 02:26 PM
Six and Zero Start
Lose to Ravens, Pitt, and Skins
Shanny is Laughing

JohninGpt
11-16-2009, 02:27 PM
A Limerick

There once was a team from Denver
Who's season in half would be rendered
The first half was good as the second half could
If the quarterback's not on a bender

luv
11-16-2009, 02:29 PM
Poetry AND Denver smashing? I think I'm in love.

Buck
11-16-2009, 02:32 PM
Flying to Denver
To watch the Chargers beat Donx
Sunday Funday yay

Buck
11-16-2009, 02:34 PM
Kyle orton likes
Jack Daniels but not on ice
Chris Simms likes cosmos

Baconeater
11-16-2009, 02:34 PM
lost three in a row
KnowMo on suicide watch
Chiefs fans are laughing

big nasty kcnut
11-16-2009, 02:37 PM
Denver and san diego sucks
also the raiders i really don't give a fuck
luv katipan and most the ladies of are better then huck
when they notice me i give an awwww chuck.
Denver and san diego sucks.

Mile High Mania
11-16-2009, 02:38 PM
Hey, I love the confidence factor, but don't let the visions of divisional dominance dance too early in your head.

Both teams are 6-3 ... Denver won @ SD

During SD's current 4 game winning streak, they've defeated the Chiefs, Raiders, Giants (game 4 of their 4 game losing streak) and Philly (Philly is a mixed bag, hell they lost to OAK).

Don't get me wrong... two quality wins @ NY and vs PHI.

Denver has a few quality wins of their own and 2 of their 3 losses were to PIT (6 wins and defending champs) and the Ravens (soon to have 5 wins after tonight).

Denver and the Chargers share 2 similar losses - PIT and BAL, they just came at different times in the schedule.

The Broncos definitely crapped the bed yesterday with the loss at WAS, I won't even try to sugar coat it.

But, if you're thinking this is going to be an easy win for SD in Denver... well, I think you'll be surprised. It's going to be a close one, I don't see either team getting destroyed.

Bring it on, dude. :p

Count Alex's Wins
11-16-2009, 02:38 PM
Denver sucks balls, man
Let me taste their salty tears
So Stay Down Bitches

Buck
11-16-2009, 02:39 PM
Brandon Marshall soon
Will ask out of Denver too
Ed Royal likes men

Buck
11-16-2009, 02:39 PM
Hey, I love the confidence factor, but don't let the visions of divisional dominance dance too early in your head.

Both teams are 6-3 ... Denver won @ SD

During SD's current 4 game winning streak, they've defeated the Chiefs, Raiders, Giants (game 4 of their 4 game losing streak) and Philly (Philly is a mixed bag, hell they lost to OAK).

Don't get me wrong... two quality wins @ NY and vs PHI.

Denver has a few quality wins of their own and 2 of their 3 losses were to PIT (6 wins and defending champs) and the Ravens (soon to have 5 wins after tonight).

Denver and the Chargers share 2 similar losses - PIT and BAL, they just came at different times in the schedule.

The Broncos definitely crapped the bed yesterday with the loss at WAS, I won't even try to sugar coat it.

But, if you're thinking this is going to be an easy win for SD in Denver... well, I think you'll be surprised. It's going to be a close one, I don't see either team getting destroyed.

Bring it on, dude. :p

Coming from the guy who made the "Hey, Amnorix" thread

Buck
11-16-2009, 02:42 PM
Ed Hochuli not present
Dont expect blown call again
Crisco prices up

Mile High Mania
11-16-2009, 02:44 PM
Oh and sorry ... that response was not in the form of a Haiku.

Silence around us
Norv's watchful eyes see the reality
Broncos do the winning.

Points coming slowly
Broncos fans cheer their team
Silence and beauty.

Brandon stretching out
To grab the touchdown pass
Norv is crying.

Mile High Mania
11-16-2009, 02:45 PM
Coming from the guy who made the "Hey, Amnorix" thread

Again, I applaud it... love the trash talk, wasn't saying you shouldn't do it... was just replying with my own retort.

Buck
11-16-2009, 02:46 PM
McDaniels is like
Normal Daniels just faster
And Cheap quality

soundmind
11-16-2009, 02:48 PM
The winter arrives,
Real opponents lie in wait,
Death to all donkeys.

Mile High Mania
11-16-2009, 02:48 PM
Broncos dropped Chargers at home
Season high in scoring
Expect repeat performance.

scorpio
11-16-2009, 02:50 PM
Since I know you have an account on the Mane, I'm assuming you made this thread for the benefit of the Chiefs fans.

Never too early for Christmas charity.

Gonzo
11-16-2009, 02:51 PM
Denver circles drain
Buckinkaeding will be there
To watch implosion

Gonzo
11-16-2009, 02:52 PM
KnoMo loads his gun
A lead sammich incoming
After Sunday's loss

soundmind
11-16-2009, 02:53 PM
Buzz cuts all the rage,
Hand-down hoody's not the same,
Chris Simms for the win.

Buck
11-16-2009, 02:54 PM
Broncos dropped Chargers at home
Season high in scoring
Expect repeat performance.

This is not in the
Correct format you dumbass
Five Seven Five dude

Mile High Mania
11-16-2009, 02:54 PM
Oh and we welcome the lightning... you should just prepare to be "Thunderstruck".

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Mile High Mania
11-16-2009, 02:54 PM
This is not in the
Correct format you dumbass
Five Seven Five dude

Everyone's a critic... just deal with it. But, if not... will this work for you?

Chargers lost at home
Broncos top score of season
Expect repeat game.

Gonzo
11-16-2009, 02:55 PM
The spleenectomy
Has effected Simms wobble
Orton sucks penis

Buck
11-16-2009, 02:58 PM
Since I know you have an account on the Mane, I'm assuming you made this thread for the benefit of the Chiefs fans.

Never too early for Christmas charity.

I do have one there
That cess pool smells like shit though
So I posted here

soundmind
11-16-2009, 03:00 PM
On December six,
Against our lack-luster team,
You will learn defeat.

blaise
11-16-2009, 03:01 PM
Five thousand feet up,
Denver is. I didn’t know,
They stacked shit that high

Buck
11-16-2009, 03:02 PM
Chargers Giants Chiefs
Colts Raiders Eagles Chiefs too
six and ten likely

Mile High Mania
11-16-2009, 03:04 PM
Norv has won nothing
Best of a bad division
Yet still employed.

CaliforniaChief
11-16-2009, 03:04 PM
It is too bad for KnowMo
That this year's not strike-shortened
Or you might have won.

Buck
11-16-2009, 03:05 PM
McDaniels neither
Bad Division? Ninja please
you are just upset

CaliforniaChief
11-16-2009, 03:06 PM
Sherm Lewis called it
A fake punt bomb by Punter
Better than B 6

blaise
11-16-2009, 03:06 PM
Oh and sorry ... that response was not in the form of a Haiku.

Silence around us
Norv's watchful eyes see the reality
Broncos do the winning.

Points coming slowly
Broncos fans cheer their team
Silence and beauty.

Brandon stretching out
To grab the touchdown pass
Norv is crying.

Bronco fan too dumb
to correctly craft haiku
team and fan both fail

scorpio
11-16-2009, 03:08 PM
two shrivelled peanuts
so he cries himself to sleep
balls don't grow back, shawne

Gonzo
11-16-2009, 03:08 PM
Norv has won nothing
Best of a bad division
Yet still employed.

Your Haiku Skills Suck
Five Syllables then Seven
Then Five Again, Douche

Mile High Mania
11-16-2009, 03:10 PM
Your Haiku Skills Suck
Five Syllables then Seven
Then Five Again, Douche

Heh ... that's what I get for trying to do the count while on a conference call... I was off one in line one, sue me. STFU

Gonzo
11-16-2009, 03:10 PM
Buck likes to whack it
To pictures of Ryan Leaf
Fat rolls are jiggly

Buck
11-16-2009, 03:11 PM
Your Haiku Skills Suck
Five Syllables then Seven
Then Five Again, Douche

You have given out
too much Reputation in
the last 24

CaliforniaChief
11-16-2009, 03:11 PM
LaTorsha proved it
LT still knows how to score
Bend over Nolan

CaliforniaChief
11-16-2009, 03:13 PM
Hey BuckinKaeding
Denver's demise is Norv's win
5 year extension

Gonzo
11-16-2009, 03:13 PM
Heh ... that's what I get for trying to do the count while on a conference call... I was off one in line one, sue me. STFU

A likely excuse
Just like all true bronco fans
Run into aids tree

Buck
11-16-2009, 03:14 PM
Hey BuckinKaeding
Denver's demise is Norv's win
5 year extension

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

tooge
11-16-2009, 03:15 PM
Fluke win in Cincy
Special teams luck in San D
should be four and five

Gonzo
11-16-2009, 03:15 PM
**** **** **** **** ****
**** **** **** **** **** **** ****
**** **** **** **** ****

ROFL

Mile High Mania
11-16-2009, 03:16 PM
Chiefs' fans rejoice
The success from other teams
Failure in KC.

Mile High Mania
11-16-2009, 03:17 PM
Fluke win in Cincy
Special teams luck in San D
should be four and five

Six and three they are
Suck like KC they do not
Will win on Sunday.

CaliforniaChief
11-16-2009, 03:18 PM
LT don't have it
I'm stylin in my new stripes
And cak'n patna

Gonzo
11-16-2009, 03:18 PM
Chiefs' fans rejoice
The success from other teams
Failure in KC.

You are bad at this.
Are you missing a finger?
Five, Seven, Five, Douche

CaliforniaChief
11-16-2009, 03:19 PM
Chiefs' fans rejoice
The success from other teams
Failure in KC.

unless you don't know
that fans is one syllable
your haiku still sucks.

Pestilence
11-16-2009, 03:20 PM
Buck likes to whack it
To pictures of Ryan Leaf
Fat rolls are jiggly

ROFL

Mile High Mania
11-16-2009, 03:20 PM
You are bad at this.
Are you missing a finger?
Five, Seven, Five, Douche

Maybe I'm stoned... rejoice is 3 syllables.

Chiefs' fans re-jo-ice (5)
The suc-cess from oth-er teams (7)
Fail-ure in K-C. (5)

scorpio
11-16-2009, 03:20 PM
Kaeding is genius
Chiefs fans are now cheerleading
for SD Chargers

CaliforniaChief
11-16-2009, 03:20 PM
Six and three they are
Suck like KC they do not
Will win on Sunday.

:clap:

blaise
11-16-2009, 03:21 PM
Chiefs' fans rejoice
The success from other teams
Failure in KC.

Losing to the Skins
Is not what I'd call success
your brain is cow shit

CaliforniaChief
11-16-2009, 03:22 PM
Maybe I'm stoned...

Chiefs' fans re-jo-ice (5)
The suc-cess from oth-er teams (7)
Fail-ure in K-C. (5)

Rejoice is not 5
unless you talk real funny
it's the altitude

blaise
11-16-2009, 03:23 PM
Maybe I'm stoned...

Chiefs' fans re-jo-ice (5)
The suc-cess from oth-er teams (7)
Fail-ure in K-C. (5)

Let me explain this
"rejoice" is two syllables
You're worse than Chris Simms

Gonzo
11-16-2009, 03:23 PM
Maybe I'm stoned... rejoice is 3 syllables.

Chiefs' fans re-jo-ice (5)
The suc-cess from oth-er teams (7)
Fail-ure in K-C. (5)


Re-joice (2)


Silly Denver Fan
Never passed the seventh grade
Makin words is hard

Buck
11-16-2009, 03:24 PM
Rejoice is only
two syllables you moran
you canadian?

blaise
11-16-2009, 03:25 PM
Maybe I'm stoned... rejoice is 3 syllables.

Chiefs' fans re-jo-ice (5)
The suc-cess from oth-er teams (7)
Fail-ure in K-C. (5)

Mush Mouth Shannon Sharpe
Might pronounce "rejoice" that way.
Not English speakers

CaliforniaChief
11-16-2009, 03:26 PM
Let me explain this
"rejoice" is two syllables
You're worse than Chris Simms

At least MHM
Is not an albino donk
and still has his spleen.

Pestilence
11-16-2009, 03:27 PM
Blueballs would love this thread.

CaliforniaChief
11-16-2009, 03:28 PM
I have to go now.
Like most Chiefs fans I'm employed
And not on welfare.

Gonzo
11-16-2009, 03:30 PM
Five, seven then five
Pretend you're counting fans' teeth
At the last home game

Mile High Mania
11-16-2009, 03:30 PM
My Haiku may suck
The Norv Turner of poems
Denver beats Chargers.








Ok, eat it. :doh!:

Redrum_69
11-16-2009, 03:33 PM
Elway's the biggest
cheat but thats nothing compared
to sharpes bad english

Gonzo
11-16-2009, 03:35 PM
Elway's the biggest
cheat but thats nothing compared
to sharpes bad english

Redrum posted here
Now this thread will surely die
Where's all the mom jokes?

scorpio
11-16-2009, 03:40 PM
chargers climb mountain
where does their next breath come from
LT pouts on bench

tooge
11-16-2009, 03:42 PM
hiakus are teh gey
why do we do them at all
denver still sucks balls

Redrum_69
11-16-2009, 03:44 PM
Redrum posted here
Now this thread will surely die
Where's all the mom jokes?


but the tags are gone
how will gonzo secretly
tell luv how he feels

Buck
11-16-2009, 03:53 PM
No-Yards Moran-O
Will have no yards on sunday
Chargers will win yo

Ari Chi3fs
11-16-2009, 04:12 PM
Haiku Smack is fun
Too bad the Chiefs suck so much
Or I'd smack some too.

Lumpy
11-16-2009, 04:13 PM
but the tags are gone
how will gonzo secretly
tell luv how he feels

:eek: :spock:

Simply Red
11-16-2009, 04:21 PM
Knowmo, Ladell Betts of Blue Springs, Missouri, wants to know.....

Buck
11-16-2009, 04:41 PM
Just ate a whopper
I must go make a turd like
donx laid yesterday

Jack
11-16-2009, 05:38 PM
Would some of you young'ns please translate these ramblings into a language a Robert Frost reader understands.



I have promises to keep,
and miles to go before I sleep. . .

Now that's poetry.

Donks lose numero quadro

ThaVirus
11-16-2009, 06:07 PM
This thread brings me great joy... That is all

Gadzooks
11-16-2009, 06:27 PM
Bronco fans are gay
They have bad body odor
Chargers will kick ass

chiefqueen
11-16-2009, 07:42 PM
Maybe I'm stoned... rejoice is 3 syllables.

Chiefs' fans re-jo-ice (5)
The suc-cess from oth-er teams (7)
Fail-ure in K-C. (5)

A dictionary
Is what we need presently
to prove donx fans wrong

joesomebody
11-16-2009, 08:00 PM
Denver can suck balls.
San Diego has no fans
No heart no soul. Die.

joesomebody
11-16-2009, 08:01 PM
LT is old news.
Antonio Gates < Tony
Oh wait no Tony.

joesomebody
11-16-2009, 08:02 PM
I miss a good team.
We soon will be back bitches.
Enjoy this season.

Von Dumbass
11-16-2009, 09:40 PM
Stupid Charger fan
I know you are very scared
Orton is playing:eek:

http://blogs.nfl.com/2009/11/16/broncos-orton-will-play-despite-ankle-injury/

Gadzooks
11-16-2009, 10:07 PM
Stupid Charger fan
I know you are very scared
Orton is playing:eek:

http://blogs.nfl.com/2009/11/16/broncos-orton-will-play-despite-ankle-injury/

Orton sucks so bad
It will help our odds to win
Bronco fans are gay

vailpass
11-16-2009, 11:20 PM
How I know Buck's gay
Like warm semen in his mouth
Haiku drips from lips

CaliforniaChief
11-16-2009, 11:26 PM
Stupid Charger fan
I know you are very scared
Orton is playing:eek:

http://blogs.nfl.com/2009/11/16/broncos-orton-will-play-despite-ankle-injury/

Good to see you man!
Thought you drove off a high cliff
The Skins loss and all...

Dottefan
11-16-2009, 11:28 PM
I HATE DENVER..DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE...........................DIE. FUCK THE DONKEYS, FUCKE THE FAIDERS............AND FUCK YOUR SPARKLERS BUCK WHO EVER THE FUCK..GO CHIEFS.

:)

CaliforniaChief
11-16-2009, 11:30 PM
I HATE DENVER..DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE...........................DIE. **** THE DONKEYS, ****E THE FAIDERS............AND **** YOUR SPARKLERS BUCK WHO EVER THE ****..GO CHIEFS.

:)

Alcohol and bombs
A good combo they don't make
Have a good night's sleep.

Dottefan
11-16-2009, 11:30 PM
Stupid Charger fan
I know you are very scared
Orton is playing:eek:

http://blogs.nfl.com/2009/11/16/broncos-orton-will-play-despite-ankle-injury/

YOU KNOW HOW I KNOW YOUR GAY? ..BECAUSE YOU ROOT FOR A FARM ANIMAL...FUCK THE DONKEYS

Baconeater
11-16-2009, 11:40 PM
I HATE DENVER..DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE...........................DIE. **** THE DONKEYS, ****E THE FAIDERS............AND **** YOUR SPARKLERS BUCK WHO EVER THE ****..GO CHIEFS.

:)

This is not in the
Correct format you dumbass
Five Seven Five dude
.

Dottefan
11-16-2009, 11:52 PM
I have a haiku

The sparklers
No Superbowl wins
you suck...along with the Donkeys, and Faiders.

Gadzooks
11-17-2009, 12:05 AM
I have a haiku

The sparklers
No Superbowl wins
you suck...along with the Donkeys, and Faiders.

Five seven and five
are the keys to a haiku
don't get it? fuck you.
(i made it rhyme)

Dottefan
11-17-2009, 01:06 AM
Five seven and five
are the keys to a haiku
don't get it? **** you.
(i made it rhyme)

:rolleyes:............STFUSTFU

Buck
11-17-2009, 12:02 PM
Stupid Charger fan
I know you are very scared
Orton is playing:eek:

http://blogs.nfl.com/2009/11/16/broncos-orton-will-play-despite-ankle-injury/

You think I am scared?
Of Kyle Orton? Ha Ha
Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha

Buck
11-18-2009, 01:23 PM
Only One Day Til
I'm leavin' on a jet plane
KnowMo can suck it

Gonzo
11-18-2009, 01:26 PM
Only One Day Til
I'm leavin' on a jet plane
KnowMo can suck it

He is too busy
Masturbating to pictures
Of Orton's Goatse

Buck
11-18-2009, 01:48 PM
Going to Denver
Can I get suggestions please?
DaFace or Rain Man?

Mile High Mania
11-18-2009, 02:27 PM
Going to Denver
Can I get suggestions please?
DaFace or Rain Man?

Snow is unlikely
Deafening sounds of Thunder
Minimal lightning.

Pestilence
11-18-2009, 02:29 PM
Only One Day Til
I'm leavin' on a jet plane
KnowMo can suck it

Play Your Madden Game
Before You Leave On That Jet
Chargers Lose to Steelers

Mile High Mania
11-18-2009, 02:31 PM
Only One Day Til
I'm leavin' on a jet plane
KnowMo can suck it

Chargers at Broncos
Current streaks end for both teams
Bring extra tissues

Buck
11-18-2009, 03:21 PM
Play Your Madden Game
Before You Leave On That Jet
Chargers Lose to Steelers

That last line is not
five syllables you moran
Baba Booey

Chargers at Broncos
Current streaks end for both teams
Bring extra tissues

You must be talking
About the Donks one game win
streak at home verse bolts

Frazod
11-18-2009, 03:26 PM
Haiku sucks ass
Screwing up lines and syllables
On purpose
Die in fire

Mile High Mania
11-18-2009, 03:27 PM
You must be talking
About the Donks one game win
streak at home verse bolts

Do not kid yourself
Chargers are not that special
McDaniels owns Norv


Norv is not that great
Charger fan will loathe this game
Shanahan next coach?

Mile High Mania
11-18-2009, 03:29 PM
Haiku sucks ass
Screwing up lines and syllables
On purpose
Die in fire

BuckinKaeding likes
What you say about Haiku
He loves you long time.

tooge
11-18-2009, 03:32 PM
knowmo you are lame
will you please leave forever
greatful will we be

Buck
11-18-2009, 03:57 PM
Norv Turner Factoid
Highest Win Percentage of
All Chargers Coaches

Pestilence
11-18-2009, 04:11 PM
That last line is not
five syllables you moran
Baba Booey


Char-gers lose to steelers

That would be 5.

Buck
11-18-2009, 04:12 PM
Char-gers lose to steelers

That would be 5.

CHAR(1) GERS(2) LOSE(3) TO(4) STEEL(5) ERS(6)

Pestilence
11-18-2009, 04:18 PM
Then what the fuck is Baba Booey?

Ba (1) Ba (2) Boo (3) ey (4)

Buck
11-18-2009, 04:20 PM
Fuck. I suck at haiku. Must perform seppeku on myself now.
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Gonzo
11-18-2009, 04:24 PM
Then what the **** is Baba Booey?

Ba (1) Ba (2) Boo (3) ey (4)

Your fucked up Haikus
Are a result of a fifth
grade education

It's ok though dude
I know you are missing toes
firecrackers suck

Gonzo
11-18-2009, 04:27 PM
I'm a Haiku god
You all may bow down to me
And lick my taint fuzz

Gonzo
11-18-2009, 04:29 PM
Pestilence and Buck
Sit there googling haikus
Last brain cells will die

Gonzo
11-18-2009, 04:31 PM
Buck is getting pissed
About to whip out rep stick
Gonzo dies inside

Buck
11-18-2009, 04:33 PM
Pestilence and Buck
Sit there googling haikus
Last brain cells will die

Even though my haiku
Had the wrong syllable count
I know how to spell

You spelled the word they're
wrong you stupid idiot
And you suck a lot.

I'm just a poor boy
Galileo Figaro
Magnificoooo-ooo

Gonzo
11-18-2009, 04:33 PM
Frazod hates Haiku
Missouri residents loathe
Counting Syllables

Gonzo
11-18-2009, 04:35 PM
Even though my haiku
Had the wrong syllable count
I know how to spell

You spelled the word they're
wrong you stupid idiot
And you suck a lot.

I'm just a poor boy
Galileo Figaro
Magnificoooo-ooo

I did not misspell
"There" was in reference to
Your location, douche

Buck
11-18-2009, 04:37 PM
I did not misspell
"There" was in reference to
Your location, douche

Damnit, i have dumb
Ugh, Next time just tell me to
Get a Brain Moran

Gonzo
11-18-2009, 04:40 PM
Damnit, i have dumb
Ugh, Next time just tell me to
Get a Brain Moran
ROFL
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CaliforniaChief
11-18-2009, 04:47 PM
Gonzo pwns haiku
He saves his kid while falling
And hunts his dinner

:hail:

Lumpy
11-18-2009, 04:50 PM
Gonzo pwns haiku
He saves his kid while falling
And hunts his dinner

:hail:

:clap:

Gonzo
11-18-2009, 05:13 PM
Gonzo pwns haiku
He saves his kid while falling
And hunts his dinner

:hail:

ROFL

Nice...
You may have got me laid tonight now that Lumpy's seen this. Giggity
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Mile High Mania
11-18-2009, 05:25 PM
Norv Turner Factoid
Highest Win Percentage of
All Chargers Coaches

All Chargers Coaches,
Interesting, Because I
Do Not See Titles.

Gadzooks
11-18-2009, 05:25 PM
Then what the **** is Baba Booey?

<a href="http://media.photobucket.com/image/baba booey monkey/LeoanrdShelby2123/BabaBooey.gif?o=1" target="_blank"><img src="http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f236/LeoanrdShelby2123/BabaBooey.gif" border="0"></a>

CaliforniaChief
11-18-2009, 05:34 PM
ROFL

Nice...
You may have got me laid tonight now that Lumpy's seen this. Giggity
Posted via Mobile Device

Who would have known it?
That Lumpy reads some haiku
And Gonzo gets some.

Buck
11-19-2009, 11:23 AM
9 Hours Until
I am Flying to Denver
Gonzo is teh ghey

veist
11-19-2009, 05:18 PM
Simms getting all the
snaps means uh oh Denver fans
say bye to offense

Mile High Mania
11-19-2009, 05:26 PM
So Simms is starting
Hell, damn, crap, we may be screwed
Defense, please prevail

Gonzo
11-22-2009, 04:59 PM
Thought I should bump this
for buckin's easy access
knowmo is a douche
Posted via Mobile Device

Gonzo
11-22-2009, 05:03 PM
Ha there's a trick play
Not so classless afterall
What say you knowmo?
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CaliforniaChief
11-22-2009, 05:10 PM
Terrible towels
Freak out the Denver Broncos
The Chiefs don't mind them.

Von Dumbass
11-22-2009, 05:16 PM
Congrats to the dolts
You had to pay refs to win
Your mother is proud

CaliforniaChief
11-22-2009, 05:18 PM
Congrats to the dolts
You had to pay refs to win
Your mother is proud

HA HA HA HA HA
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
HA HA Broncos fail

Gonzo
11-22-2009, 05:23 PM
Congrats to the dolts
You had to pay refs to win
Your mother is proud

Whatever knowmo
Rose colored glasses fading
go chew a bullet
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CaliforniaChief
11-22-2009, 05:27 PM
Don't despair KnowMo
Your future is in good hands
Ty Law will save you.

CaliforniaChief
11-22-2009, 05:29 PM
Paging Hochuli
You are the Donks only hope
To beat the Chargers

Gonzo
11-22-2009, 05:30 PM
broncos are failures
their crappiness is exposed
total epic fail
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CoMoChief
11-22-2009, 05:37 PM
Bye week I said this
The Denver Meltdown begins
Finsh 8 and 8

kcchiefsus
11-22-2009, 05:56 PM
Congrats to the dolts
You had to pay refs to win
Your mother is proud

Donkey complaining
About the reffing today
Oh how ironic

CaliforniaChief
11-22-2009, 05:57 PM
It's gonna be tough
Dolts will be so well rested
Coming off this bye.

kcchiefsus
11-22-2009, 06:15 PM
KnowMo is a fag
He takes it in the asshole
He likes it alot

Quiet Storm
11-22-2009, 06:24 PM
Congrats to the dolts
You had to pay refs to win
Your mother is proud

Yeah, like how Houchuli gave you the game last year. STFU and take it like a man...stop being a little biitch and blaming the refs.

NO PLAYOFFS FOR YOU!

Buck
11-22-2009, 06:52 PM
Driving home from game
Extremely happy with game
Eat my ass KnowMo
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Bwana
11-22-2009, 06:59 PM
Congrats on the win Buck, GREAT GAME!

Buck
11-22-2009, 07:01 PM
Thanks, Bwana.
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Frazod
11-22-2009, 07:02 PM
Congratulations, BK. Glad you got out of that fucking pit alive, too.

CaliforniaChief
11-22-2009, 11:49 PM
Haiku is the way
We converse in this thread folks
Carry on, people.

Buck
11-23-2009, 12:03 AM
Thanks a lot Frazod
Denver fans are mostly ghey
Some are cool I think
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Pablo
11-23-2009, 12:10 AM
Orton shaves neckbeard
"Probowl" sans super-powers
A rape one mile high

Pablo
11-23-2009, 12:13 AM
Bronco fans wear orange
When there's no hunting season
Gay-ness is confirmed

Pablo
11-23-2009, 12:15 AM
KnowMo tastes batter
And proudly moans Pro-bowler
Kyle gifts pearl necklace

Pablo
11-23-2009, 12:20 AM
6 wins were lucky
4 losses soon did follow
KnowMo loads handgun

Gonzo
11-23-2009, 11:38 AM
What could be better
Chiefs win, Donks lose, all is well
KnowMo, meet aids tree

Mile High Mania
11-23-2009, 11:52 AM
Still in playoff hunt
Chargers now lead division
They split the series.

Chargers in first place
It took them eleven weeks
Lots of football left.

Broncos must win now
Time to stand up and respond
Need to crush Giants.

Haiku gets old quick
Poems and football don't mix
Unless you are gay.

CaliforniaChief
11-23-2009, 11:54 AM
The penis is thrilled
Whenever Orton's around
Suckage imminent

Buck
01-01-2010, 04:16 PM
Broncos must beat Chiefs
to keep playoff hopes alive
Mark C for the win

Bane
01-01-2010, 04:20 PM
Donkhole playoff hopes........ Well.......Bye......

CaliforniaChief
04-22-2010, 01:28 PM
Bump for draft haiku
Skins might ignore their O-line
RIP McNabb

Buck
04-22-2010, 09:47 PM
Trade Brandon Marshall
Draft iffy wide receiver
KnowMo Cums his pants

CanadaKC
04-22-2010, 09:58 PM
Orton overthrows
Tebow cries on the sidelines
as Berry takes it to the house

CaliforniaChief
04-23-2010, 12:33 PM
Orton overthrows
Tebow cries on the sidelines
Berry to the house

FYP
5-7-5

scorpio
04-24-2010, 12:42 AM
chefs have crappy draft
sun is shining on denver
i would be scared too

Von Dumbass
04-24-2010, 12:51 AM
He got the alltime
Record in the SEC
Best QB with most TD's

Buck
04-24-2010, 01:30 AM
He got the alltime
Record in the SEC
Best QB with most TD's

Haiku Fail

Von Dumbass
04-24-2010, 01:32 AM
Haiku Fail

It's the best way I could incorporate this song into a haiku

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Buck
04-24-2010, 05:56 AM
It's the best way I could incorporate this song into a haiku

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What you wrote is not a Haiku.

Rausch
04-24-2010, 05:59 AM
It's the best way I could incorporate this song into a haiku

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Impressive.

A video showing 2 grown men waiting for the traffic to slow in a Florida swamp so they can throw down on the manlove.