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tooge
11-18-2009, 04:25 PM
You ever have one of those days where you feel like you are on a ship and your ship landed on an island, except the only people on this island are retards? I'm having one of those days.

Stewie
11-18-2009, 04:30 PM
I've found the older I get the number of morons increases exponentially. I haven't quite figured out if it's my perception or there really are more of them.

Jenson71
11-18-2009, 04:31 PM
The chances are better that you're the retard and everyone else is normal.

loochy
11-18-2009, 04:32 PM
I have days where I feel like I'm on an island of geniuses and I'm the retard.

The people here are exceptionally smart.

Donger
11-18-2009, 04:40 PM
I had to listen to two younger women on a plane last week. They spoke nonstop for two and a half hours and every other word was "like." And, they had never met before the flight. The highlight of the conversation was when we came over the mountains and one of them exclaimed, "OMG! Look! Crop circles! They're, like everywhere!!"

loochy
11-18-2009, 04:41 PM
Are you in sales?

Sustainment Engineering.

RJ
11-18-2009, 04:44 PM
Most Days I feel like I'm on I Don't Give a Shit Island, and I'm the misfit who gives a shit. Which gets a little frustrating.

MOhillbilly
11-18-2009, 04:44 PM
nope, not anymore. that bitch got fired. it was a great, great, great, great, fuckin day. made my day,weekend,week,month, & year. It was that fuckin epic.

JASONSAUTO
11-18-2009, 04:46 PM
nope, not anymore. that bitch got fired. it was a great, great, great, great, fuckin day. made my day,weekend,week,month, & year. It was that fuckin epic.

the EXACT same thing happened to me last week. man what a relief. i was glad the boss finally had enough.:D i just about lost it

Lumpy
11-18-2009, 04:53 PM
I am having one of those days right now. :banghead: Stupid ppl should dive off of a aids cliff.

Dicky McElephant
11-18-2009, 04:54 PM
TO THE SHIP!!!1!!1!1!!

MOhillbilly
11-18-2009, 04:55 PM
the EXACT same thing happened to me last week. man what a relief. i was glad the boss finally had enough.:D i just about lost it.

This bitch was so dumb she married a dude in prison who said he killed an undercover cop. Come to find out he was some crackhead who went on a drug fueled rampage. guy also told her he was from egypt and that he had money, even though she sent him money every payday.
There wedding picture he looked like the cat that ate the canary.

She had postit notes for EVERYTHING, from turn the lights out to water the plants and lock the door.

Her hair looked like straw(scarecrow was her nickname) and she had moles everywhere and walked like a 80yr old man who couldnt feel his feet. CLOMP,CLOMP,CLOMP.
bout ran me over in the parkin lot TWICE,shed just put it in reverse and stomp it....
shed write up orders and put the wrong product # down with the right product and vice versa............oh, i hated that bitch.

Iowanian
11-18-2009, 04:58 PM
I had a dentist that must have been having a day like that once....the bitch scolded me for bleeding too much when she cut my gum.


I've got a deadline friday, 3 people haven't gotten me their portions/information that I need to get my part done. I also haven't filled my deer tag and got an email from a friend who has taken his 2nd B&C whitetail in 2 weeks.

I'm alright, my day could have been much, much worse in many ways.

JASONSAUTO
11-18-2009, 05:00 PM
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This bitch was so dumb she married a dude in prison who said he killed an undercover cop. Come to find out he was some crackhead who went on a drug fueled rampage. guy also told her he was from egypt and that he had money, even though she sent him money every payday.
There wedding picture he looked like the cat that ate the canary.

She had postit notes for EVERYTHING, from turn the lights out to water the plants and lock the door.

Her hair looked like straw(scarecrow was her nickname) and she had moles everywhere and walked like a 80yr old man who couldnt feel his feet. CLOMP,CLOMP,CLOMP.
bout ran me over in the parkin lot TWICE,shed just put it in reverse and stomp it....
shed fill write up orders and put the wrong product # down with the right product and vice versa............oh, i hated that bitch.

ME and this guy used to be pretty good friends, in the last 4 months he lost 70 lbs and went CRAZY, i hated to do it but MAN WHAT A RELIEF. i dont have to worry about what he will fuck up next that will cost me money.

hell this guy got in a truck and RAN OVER THE CAR parked NEXT to it. i mean like in a parking lot in the next spot. just turned the wheel and caught the pass side back door of a 2008 dodge on the front fender of the car and KEPT GOING until the rear wheel drove over the fender/hood/ft bumper of the car. AND that was 2 months ago. he had fucked up ever since. i couldnt take it anymore. it was a bad deal

Rain Man
11-18-2009, 05:31 PM
I have days where I feel like I'm on an island of geniuses and I'm the retard.

The people here are exceptionally smart.



When did DaFace change his username?

Hog Farmer
11-18-2009, 05:38 PM
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This bitch was so dumb she married a dude in prison who said he killed an undercover cop. Come to find out he was some crackhead who went on a drug fueled rampage. guy also told her he was from egypt and that he had money, even though she sent him money every payday.
There wedding picture he looked like the cat that ate the canary.

She had postit notes for EVERYTHING, from turn the lights out to water the plants and lock the door.

Her hair looked like straw(scarecrow was her nickname) and she had moles everywhere and walked like a 80yr old man who couldnt feel his feet. CLOMP,CLOMP,CLOMP.
bout ran me over in the parkin lot TWICE,shed just put it in reverse and stomp it....
shed write up orders and put the wrong product # down with the right product and vice versa............oh, i hated that bitch.

ROFL Awesome!