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Count Zarth
11-18-2009, 04:38 PM
OMFG

http://208.116.9.205/10/content/20431/1.jpg

Buck
11-18-2009, 04:42 PM
What a bitch.

Pestilence
11-18-2009, 04:43 PM
What a bitch.

What a dumbass.

Detoxing
11-18-2009, 04:44 PM
What a dumbass.

What a post!

RedThat
11-18-2009, 04:44 PM
Oh that happens. Thats for people who have a low self esteem and have trouble meeting people in everyday life.

Detoxing
11-18-2009, 04:45 PM
Seriously though, GoChiefs, go meet a real girl at a real place. Then you won't have to worry about whether or not she is who she says she is.

Count Zarth
11-18-2009, 04:45 PM
Seriously though, GoChiefs, go meet a real girl at a real place. Then you won't have to worry about whether or not she is who she says she is.

Har har. :rolleyes:

rad
11-18-2009, 04:46 PM
I would the whole thing.

Pestilence
11-18-2009, 04:46 PM
This is what happens when people are fucking stupid.

I'm not buying $1000 worth of airfare to go meet some chick that I've only seen ONE picture of.

rad
11-18-2009, 04:47 PM
Oh, and Gochiefs: what's the point in blocking out your name?

Count Zarth
11-18-2009, 04:47 PM
This is what happens when people are fucking stupid.

I'm not buying $1000 worth of airfare to go meet some chick that I've only seen ONE picture of.

No shit.

I had a few great conversations with this girl in Arizona, and she really wanted to bone me, like, all weekend, but she had a few small pictures and NO full body shots...and she wants me to fly out? No fucking way.

Donger
11-18-2009, 04:47 PM
A two hundred dollar diamond necklace that's gorgeous?

LMAO

Pestilence
11-18-2009, 04:48 PM
No shit.

I had a few great conversations with this girl in Arizona, and she really wanted to bone me, like, all weekend, but she had a few small pictures and NO full body shots...and she wants me to fly out? No fucking way.

I don't understand why guys are talking to girls that are half-way across the fucking United States. Look locally.....fuck.

Hog Farmer
11-18-2009, 04:49 PM
I just filled one full of cum that looked identical.

Oh wait!

88TG88
11-18-2009, 04:50 PM
I just filled one full of cum that looked identical.

Oh wait!

LMAO

Count Zarth
11-18-2009, 04:50 PM
I don't understand why guys are talking to girls that are half-way across the fucking United States. Look locally.....fuck.

Yeah that was back when I first started...dumb.

DumbHillbillies
11-18-2009, 04:50 PM
Too funny

luv
11-18-2009, 04:50 PM
Okay, I read her email far enough to read "I love you every bit as much as I said I did." WHAT. THE. FUCK. They were telling each other "I love you" before they even met in person??? I don't know which is worse - her lying to him about her looks, or him being desparate enough to fall for it.

Pestilence
11-18-2009, 04:51 PM
Okay, I read her email far enough to read "I love you every bit as much as I said I did." WHAT. THE. FUCK. They were telling each other "I love you" before they even met in person??? I don't know which is worse - her lying to him about her looks, or him being desparate enough to fall for it.

He's probably fat and pissed off that she's fat instead of looking like the first picture.

stevieray
11-18-2009, 04:52 PM
1000 bucks?

pffft..if he would've taken her out for a night of fine dining, she might've looked at the menu and said..."OK"

KCUnited
11-18-2009, 04:53 PM
Where's ol boys picture? People got to know if something is to good to be true. If the chick doesn't look like someone that would talk to you in real life, she's not real.

RJ
11-18-2009, 05:02 PM
These kids today.....

In my day we met women in bars, face to face. And we bought them drinks until they were drunk enough to want to fuck us, and then we went home for unprotected sex. And we were happy that way, without any computers or cell phones!

Skip Towne
11-18-2009, 05:08 PM
Hey, GoChiefs, I'm thinking of dating again. Could you help me with this online thing? Do you use eHarmony or one of those sites? How does it work?

JohninGpt
11-18-2009, 05:09 PM
I just filled one full of cum that looked identical.

Oh wait!

Just how many oinkers have you "done" today?

Pestilence
11-18-2009, 05:10 PM
Hey, GoChiefs, I'm thinking of dating again. Could you help me with this online thing? Do you use eHarmony or one of those sites? How does it work?

I recommend the local senior living center or possibly the nearest IHOP around 8 AM.

T-post Tom
11-18-2009, 05:10 PM
I'd hit it. (With a sledgehammer.)

Count Zarth
11-18-2009, 05:11 PM
Hey, GoChiefs, I'm thinking of dating again. Could you help me with this online thing? Do you use eHarmony or one of those sites? How does it work?

Use plenty of fish. There are lots of horny older girls on there.

Don't pay. Under any circumstances.

You just need to upload a few photos of yourself and write a little bit. Use good grammar and spelling, chicks hate dumbasses.

luv
11-18-2009, 05:12 PM
I recommend the local senior living center or possibly the nearest IHOP around 8 AM.

8AM? You think old women sleep in that late?

Raised On Riots
11-18-2009, 05:12 PM
Teh intrawebs is creepy.

Skip Towne
11-18-2009, 05:13 PM
I recommend the local senior living center or possibly the nearest IHOP around 8 AM.

I don't want a wrinkly old bitch. I want one of those hot ones like GoChiefs gets.

JohninGpt
11-18-2009, 05:14 PM
Hey, GoChiefs, I'm thinking of dating again. Could you help me with this online thing? Do you use eHarmony or one of those sites? How does it work?

I'd try Waffle House, I hear the night crew is good if you need a quick confidence builder.

Count Zarth
11-18-2009, 05:15 PM
I don't want a wrinkly old bitch. I want one of those hot ones like GoChiefs gets.

You might be able to get some girl in her late 40s. There are lots of those.

Raised On Riots
11-18-2009, 05:20 PM
I'd try Waffle House, I hear the night crew is good if you need a quick confidence builder.

I'm thinking Mel's Diner would be a good pickup spot for Skip:

http://www.tinseltowntrash.com/images/holliday2.jpg

Dating Tip: She's a big Tom Jones fan.

"Bob" Dobbs
11-18-2009, 05:43 PM
I would the whole thing.Yeah, but it'd take a while.

JohninGpt
11-18-2009, 05:45 PM
Yeah, but it'd take a while.

Not if you have a bag of flour.




A BIG bag of flour.

Chiefspants
11-18-2009, 05:54 PM
I accidentally the entire thing.

Spott
11-18-2009, 05:57 PM
Damn, either that girl has an extra ass in the front or she's got breasts growing out of her waist.

JohninGpt
11-18-2009, 06:11 PM
Damn, either that girl has an extra ass in the front or she's got breasts growing out of her waist.

The most amazingly disgusting FUPA ever.

Param
11-18-2009, 06:19 PM
$10 webcam?

RJ
11-18-2009, 06:48 PM
I recommend the local senior living center or possibly the nearest IHOP around 8 AM.


8 AM seems a little late to meet seniors. Unless you're talking about the early lunch crowd.

Jack
11-18-2009, 07:59 PM
The odds are good for finding female companionship on the 'net. But the goods are odd. . .

Rudy lost the toss
11-18-2009, 08:01 PM
$10 webcam?

no shit. end of thread. fuck that guy

Fairplay
11-18-2009, 08:02 PM
She has a nice personality.

:rolleyes:

KCChiefsMan
11-18-2009, 08:06 PM
I am just a little T.O.ed that she hasn't sent me a full body shot yet

notorious
11-18-2009, 08:16 PM
These kids today.....

In my day we met women in bars, face to face. And we bought them drinks until they were drunk enough to want to **** us, and then we went home for unprotected sex. And we were happy that way, without any computers or cell phones!

The cell phone thing was nice. There was only one place where they could get me: home. No nagging cell calls at the bar or never-ending bullshit texts. It was easy to get away.


Thank God my wife doesn't do all of that immature bullshit some of my old girlfriends did.

luv
11-18-2009, 08:30 PM
The cell phone thing was nice. There was only one place where they could get me: home. No nagging cell calls at the bar or never-ending bullshit texts. It was easy to get away.


Thank God my wife doesn't do all of that immature bullshit some of my old girlfriends did.

Cell phones are a nightmare first date's perfect out.

alanm
11-18-2009, 08:53 PM
These kids today.....

In my day we met women in bars, face to face. And we bought them drinks until they were drunk enough to want to **** us, and then we went home for unprotected sex. And we were happy that way, without any computers or cell phones!Seems to be a lost art these days. ;)

joesomebody
11-18-2009, 11:18 PM
Sorry, maybe I'm wrong. I haven't tested this theory in person. But I feel that if a girl is looking for an internet boyfriend, wtf? I have yet to go to a bar and see just about ANY girl have a problem finding some poor drunken shlub that isn't drunk enough to give it a try. I guess girls are probably looking for more than that, so POSSIBLY there are a few women actually looking for a serious date online. I would take any and all photos with a grain of salt though.

As to the girls looking for internet boyfriends. They are not looking for marriage, they are looking for a shy, piece of ass that won't cost them 80$ worth of drinks to take home.

Go the the bar, have a good time. Actually talk to people and you will have a far better time than waiting around for internet dating sites to work. Just my $.02.

Count Zarth
11-18-2009, 11:23 PM
I would take any and all photos with a grain of salt though.


Most of the girls I have met have looked better than their photos. Only one really looked worse. And it was a trainwreck.

joesomebody
11-18-2009, 11:37 PM
Most of the girls I have met have looked better than their photos. Only one really looked worse. And it was a trainwreck.Then keep after it. I guess I have a false opinion of online dating. I am dating an absolutely awesome girl right now, but as far as the dating scene goes in general... it typically sucks. I always figured if the ugly bitches I see at the bars and in class get dates and men, then the girls on the internet must be sort of like that naked dude with all the ammo, guns, and guitar hero controllers.

Count Zarth
11-18-2009, 11:40 PM
Then keep after it. I guess I have a false opinion of online dating. I am dating an absolutely awesome girl right now, but as far as the dating scene goes in general... it typically sucks. I always figured if the ugly bitches I see at the bars and in class get dates and men, then the girls on the internet must be sort of like that naked dude with all the ammo, guns, and guitar hero controllers.

Surprisingly there are a LOT of hot girls on these sites.

http://www.plentyoffish.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=13692936

Especially if you start looking at the ones in their 30s.

http://www.plentyoffish.com/member15695913.htm

alnorth
11-18-2009, 11:43 PM
No sympathy. Leaving aside the whole internet girlfriend thing, if you ARE going to do it, then this is 2009. Before you drop hundreds of dollars on a trip, ask her to get a cheapo $20-30 cam from Best Buy, and have your internet chatting via video stream for a few weeks on stickam or something.

joesomebody
11-18-2009, 11:47 PM
Surprisingly there are a LOT of hot girls on these sites.

http://www.plentyoffish.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=13692936

Especially if you start looking at the ones in their 30s.

http://www.plentyoffish.com/member15695913.htmNext time I'm in a rut I may choose to believe you on this. I still find it hard to believe though...

If you have tried this, and met decent looking and acting women on these sites, did they seem desperate and quick to try and "lock" down a relationship? Otherwise I cannot figure out why decent looking women would need to pay money to meet guys. In my experience it is difficult to meet a decent woman, but the women have no trouble meeting candidates and weed through us like we amount to little more than pawns on a chess board.

Again, I've met some great girls and am currently dating one who would land at or near the top of that heap, but it's not easy out there right now. I just have never thought internet dating a feasible option. It's the fricken interwebs...

Mr. Flopnuts
11-18-2009, 11:49 PM
I would :Lin: the whole thing.

Baconeater
11-18-2009, 11:51 PM
The close-up of the front butt really wasn't necessary...

Count Zarth
11-18-2009, 11:53 PM
If you have tried this, and met decent looking and acting women on these sites, did they seem desperate and quick to try and "lock" down a relationship? Otherwise I cannot figure out why decent looking women would need to pay money to meet guys.

None of them were desperate. I could probably use a hot, desperate girl.

POF is free. So is OKCupid. The ones on the pay sites are probably more serious about it, though.

joesomebody
11-18-2009, 11:54 PM
The close-up of the front butt really wasn't necessary...Yeah... how does that even happen? Not that I really want to know, but what the hell?

The best part is that she likes dogs that are about the same size as her midnight snacks.

joesomebody
11-18-2009, 11:56 PM
None of them were desperate. I could probably use a hot, desperate girl.

POF is free. So is OKCupid. The ones on the pay sites are probably more serious about it, though.Interesting. Good to know I suppose. I'll quit judging the internet relationship types so hard then. Though I guess this thread was started to reinforce my preconceived opinions on the matter.

'Hamas' Jenkins
11-18-2009, 11:58 PM
Junk in the.....hood?

Baconeater
11-18-2009, 11:58 PM
Yeah... how does that even happen? Not that I really want to know, but what the hell?

The best part is that she likes dogs that are about the same size as her midnight snacks.
I'd rather not have to think about it long enough to come up with an explanation for it.

Mr. Flopnuts
11-19-2009, 12:00 AM
The close-up of the front butt really wasn't necessary...

That's called a bif. A butt in front.

Count Zarth
11-19-2009, 12:00 AM
Interesting. Good to know I suppose. I'll quit judging the internet relationship types so hard then. Though I guess this thread was started to reinforce my preconceived opinions on the matter.

That guy was a dumbass.

I will say this - BEWARE. There are lots of whales using myspace angles out there. If you're not sure about someone's looks, don't go any further until you are.

Raised On Riots
11-19-2009, 12:04 AM
That's called a bif. A butt in front.

I stand in awe of your knowledge database, Sir.:D

Mr. Flopnuts
11-19-2009, 12:05 AM
I stand in awe of your knowledge database, Sir.:D

Hey bruther, I'm here to help. The Spanish and Dutchmen often refer to the bif as fapa. Fat above pussy area.

Jenson71
11-19-2009, 12:06 AM
Use skype.

Raised On Riots
11-19-2009, 12:07 AM
Hey bruther, I'm here to help. The Spanish and Dutchmen often refer to the bif as fapa. Fat above pussy area.

ROFL You got Rep.

Mr. Flopnuts
11-19-2009, 12:11 AM
ROFL You got Rep.

If you really want to fit into a culture, these are the types of things one must know.

Count Zarth
11-19-2009, 12:11 AM
Wow, seriously. What the fuck. It does boggle the mind, joe.

http://www.plentyoffish.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=15863694

http://imgur.com/KW4kh.jpg (https://addons.mozilla.org/firefox/1174)

Mr. Flopnuts
11-19-2009, 12:13 AM
Wow, seriously. What the fuck. It does boggle the mind, joe.

http://www.plentyoffish.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=15863694

http://imgur.com/KW4kh.jpg (https://addons.mozilla.org/firefox/1174)

IPIIHB

sportsman1
11-19-2009, 12:13 AM
That one is trained in the art of sucking C**k!

joesomebody
11-19-2009, 12:37 AM
Wow, seriously. What the ****. It does boggle the mind, joe.

http://www.plentyoffish.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=15863694

http://imgur.com/KW4kh.jpg (https://addons.mozilla.org/firefox/1174)I still call hoax. She looks good. Though that particular pic makes her look like she should be reporting along side Ron Burgundy.http://www.cinemovies.fr/images/data/films/Pfilm2286879908782.jpgStay Classy!

Count Zarth
11-19-2009, 12:39 AM
No way it's a hoax. Were it a hoax she'd make it easier for anyone to contact her.

Frazod
11-19-2009, 12:41 AM
I'm sure I've told the story of my ex-roommate's nasty ass rotten tooth skank of a girlfriend who did phone sex from their bedroom. Dude thinks the smoking hot fox from the magazine is talking dirty to him for $5 a minute. If only he knew.... :Lin:

Smoking hot fox does NOT talk dirty to you on the phone for money, or need to find love on teh interwebs.

Silock
11-19-2009, 04:11 AM
I would the whole thing.

I think she the whole thing a few times.

Silock
11-19-2009, 04:12 AM
That's called a bif. A butt in front.

Frontbutt.

FUPA (Fat Upper Pussy Area)

Also known as Two-Ass Syndrome (one in the back, one in the front).

Silock
11-19-2009, 04:12 AM
Hey bruther, I'm here to help. The Spanish and Dutchmen often refer to the bif as fapa. Fat above pussy area.

It's FUPA. Always has been, always will be :)

Rausch
11-19-2009, 04:25 AM
Frontbutt.

FUPA (Fat Upper Pussy Area)

Also known as Two-Ass Syndrome (one in the back, one in the front).

The good news is that either way you get to PIIHB...

Silock
11-19-2009, 04:26 AM
The good news is that either way you get to PIIHB...

True, and there's a 10% less chance of finding corn in her crack. I'm not sure which side has less of a chance, though.

Rausch
11-19-2009, 04:27 AM
True, and there's a 10% less chance of finding corn in her crack. I'm not sure which side has less of a chance, though.

You're setting yourself up for the joke in Killing Zoe.

Don't fuck with me...:shake:

Sofa King
11-19-2009, 07:46 AM
Frontbutt.

FUPA (Fat Upper Pussy Area)

Also known as Two-Ass Syndrome (one in the back, one in the front).

i just stick with the ever popular "Puss Bulge" , works for me...



that being said, in the little story, it says she used a picture of her friend as her pic...

my question is where is that friend? cause i would the whole thing...

BY1401
11-19-2009, 08:26 AM
A two hundred dollar diamond necklace that's gorgeous?

LMAO

My first thought was cubic zirconia.

InChiefsHell
11-19-2009, 08:27 AM
I would have responded that she needs to go on the Biggest Loser so I can see her commitment to fixing herself...

...not really, btw. I would not be dating on the web. I'm glad I'm married, the world has gone fuggin' insane...

BigMeatballDave
11-19-2009, 08:38 AM
Thats for people who have a low self esteem and have trouble meeting people in everyday life.This is an ignorant statement. I use dating sites to meet women. I dont drink and I refuse to meet women in bars.

Nixhex
11-19-2009, 08:38 AM
You really got to watch out for the myspace angle pics. That shit will get you everytime. :LMAO:

BigMeatballDave
11-19-2009, 08:39 AM
This is what happens when people are ****ing stupid.

I'm not buying $1000 worth of airfare to go meet some chick that I've only seen ONE picture of.This x1000

wildcat09
11-19-2009, 08:39 AM
I am just a little T.O.ed that she hasn't sent me a full body shot yet

you would have to combine about 3 different pics

wildcat09
11-19-2009, 08:40 AM
i just stick with the ever popular "Puss Bulge" , works for me...



that being said, in the little story, it says she used a picture of her friend as her pic...

my question is where is that friend? cause i would the whole thing...





another term for such a condition is a "Gunt"........the combo of a gut and a.......well, you know

BigMeatballDave
11-19-2009, 08:41 AM
I don't understand why guys are talking to girls that are half-way across the ****ing United States. Look locally.....****.Yep. I wont talk to anyone more than 30-40 miles away now.

BigMeatballDave
11-19-2009, 08:42 AM
1000 bucks?

pffft..if he would've taken her out for a night of fine dining, she might've looked at the menu and said..."OK"ROFL

El Jefe
11-19-2009, 08:46 AM
He spent $200 dollars on a gorgeous necklace, sounds like he went all out LMAO.

wildcat09
11-19-2009, 08:48 AM
He spent $200 dollars on a gorgeous necklace, sounds like he went all out LMAO.

He went to Jared......

Nixhex
11-19-2009, 08:49 AM
I think her head is on backwards. I'm pretty sure.

Frazod
11-19-2009, 08:51 AM
I think her head is on backwards. I'm pretty sure.

You mean like Mel Brooks in Spaceballs?

Nixhex
11-19-2009, 08:54 AM
You mean like Mel Brooks in Spaceballs?

Exactly.

Baby got front!

~Sir Mix a Lot

Kerberos
11-19-2009, 08:56 AM
Hey, GoChiefs, I'm thinking of dating again. Could you help me with this online thing? Do you use eHarmony or one of those sites? How does it work?

I recommend the local senior living center or possibly the nearest IHOP around 8 AM.

I recommend getting involved in the McDonalds coffee club. A lot of hook ups after a couple pots of Java.

ziggysocki
11-19-2009, 08:57 AM
I always called it a gunt. confusion of gut and cunt. gross no matter the term used to describe it.. ewww.

Iowanian
11-19-2009, 09:02 AM
My Lord, that's not a camel toe....That's Jaba the Fupa

El Jefe
11-19-2009, 09:04 AM
He went to Jared......

LMAO Nice.

wildcat09
11-19-2009, 09:07 AM
I always called it a gunt. confusion of gut and ****. gross no matter the term used to describe it.. ewww.


I'm with this guy......I think I threw up in my mouth a little

Fairplay
11-19-2009, 09:20 AM
There's more of me to love.

Fairplay
11-19-2009, 09:21 AM
You men are just superficial.

Fairplay
11-19-2009, 09:22 AM
You guys are just stuck up.

Fairplay
11-19-2009, 09:22 AM
You have to look beyond the cover.

Fairplay
11-19-2009, 09:25 AM
More to a relationship then just sex. Is that all men ever think of?

So shallow.

Fairplay
11-19-2009, 09:26 AM
I'm a member in good standing at Jenny Craigs.

Fairplay
11-19-2009, 09:28 AM
I'm petite compared to Kristie Allie.

Fairplay
11-19-2009, 09:28 AM
I can float in water easier then you.

Nixhex
11-19-2009, 09:30 AM
Don't forget the hydraulic lift. You'll need it to lift my FUPA high enough for vagine access.

Fairplay
11-19-2009, 09:31 AM
They called me two ton tessie in school.

I only weight just one ton though.

Iowanian
11-19-2009, 09:31 AM
You guys are just stuck up.

It's not that I'm perfect or extremely picky, its' just that I've seen the little ship of horrors and I know that under a FUPA grow lamp like that, there is likely to be a man eater.

http://www.nissanpedia.org/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/littleshop.jpg

Fairplay
11-19-2009, 09:32 AM
You should just take a look at the manager break down in tears when i go in the buffet restaurant.

Fairplay
11-19-2009, 09:34 AM
I've had people mistake me for an eclipse.

How silly people are.

Fairplay
11-19-2009, 09:35 AM
They don't make chairs like they use to.

Fairplay
11-19-2009, 09:36 AM
Curves even refused me.

Fairplay
11-19-2009, 09:41 AM
Cholesterol checks are overrated.

Fairplay
11-19-2009, 09:43 AM
I look small compared to Queen Latifah.

Frazod
11-19-2009, 09:44 AM
Trying to get to 11,000 today?

Fairplay
11-19-2009, 09:45 AM
When i was in Florida, Peta mistakenly thought i was a beached whale.

The nerve of them.

Fairplay
11-19-2009, 09:46 AM
They don't make large pizzas like they use to.

Fairplay
11-19-2009, 09:48 AM
I can walk or roll me down the street. Can you do that?

Fairplay
11-19-2009, 09:50 AM
I can mimic an earthquake. Can you do that?

Fairplay
11-19-2009, 09:52 AM
I exceed most weight limits on bridges. Can you do that?

Fairplay
11-19-2009, 09:54 AM
I can cause a tidal wave. Can you do that?

Fairplay
11-19-2009, 09:56 AM
People in India are starving, haven't you heard?

Pestilence
11-19-2009, 09:57 AM
Holy post whore Batman!

Fairplay
11-19-2009, 09:57 AM
Doorways seem smaller these days.

wildcat09
11-19-2009, 09:58 AM
Please make it stop

Fairplay
11-19-2009, 09:59 AM
Shocks on cars aren't made like they use to.

gblowfish
11-19-2009, 10:02 AM
Is that chick Mangino's daughter?

wildcat09
11-19-2009, 10:07 AM
Is that chick Mangino's daughter?

Doubt it.....his daughters are actually not big

Kerberos
11-19-2009, 11:12 AM
Doubt it.....his daughters are actually not big

You mean his daughters didn't follow the fatass family tradition?

Boise_Chief
11-19-2009, 12:58 PM
Think i'm going to have to call BS.
www.guntpatrol.com bottom of the page.

King_Chief_Fan
11-19-2009, 01:36 PM
the real title of this thread should be.......I found out my girlfriend lied and is as big as a whale.....but I still love her....GoChiefs

King_Chief_Fan
11-19-2009, 01:37 PM
Think i'm going to have to call BS.
www.guntpatrol.com (http://www.guntpatrol.com) bottom of the page.


PWND!!!!!!!

Msmith
11-19-2009, 01:48 PM
so you are implying GoChiefs is making up these e-mail exchange for:

1. laugh at other people's discomfort

2. enhance his own popularity?

Pitt Gorilla
11-19-2009, 01:50 PM
I like how he lies about the deception part. Dude dropped her because she's a whale.

wildcat09
11-19-2009, 01:52 PM
You mean his daughters didn't follow the fatass family tradition?


All his kids are thin and athletic.......whooda thunk it?

Boise_Chief
11-19-2009, 01:56 PM
I think it just another internet chain myth. Someone found a pic of super gunt and made up a story for amusement and to see how far it would go.

Otter
11-19-2009, 02:00 PM
Judging from the photo with the dog I think God put her ass on backwards.

crazycoffey
11-19-2009, 02:40 PM
Hey bruther, I'm here to help. The Spanish and Dutchmen often refer to the bif as fapa. Fat above pussy area.

I've heard fupa before, fat upper pussy area....

gblowfish
11-19-2009, 03:15 PM
She needs to hook up with Herb Zipper. He'll pork ANYTHING!!

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KCUnited
11-19-2009, 03:17 PM
Charlie Wies likes pugs?

Count Zarth
11-19-2009, 03:19 PM
WHORE!

ROFL

gblowfish
11-19-2009, 03:26 PM
Herb's got cool stuff to buy, too!
http://herbzipper.com/cybersexshop.html

InChiefsHell
11-20-2009, 07:30 AM
She needs to hook up with Herb Zipper. He'll pork ANYTHING!!


OK, THAT was awesome!!

KCKID58
11-20-2009, 08:45 AM
I heard of Camel toe, but Rhino toe???? Damn !!!

Dylan
11-20-2009, 11:48 AM
Oh My Gawd -- How did I miss this thread? LMAO

Iowanian
11-20-2009, 12:05 PM
The good thing about a girlfriend like that, is that if you should ever find yourself stranded in a blizzard, you could always climb inside that FUPA OF DOOM to keep warm like Han Solo when he cut open that giant lizard horse.