View Full Version : Poop OH MY GOD! What do I do What do I do What do I do!?!??!

11-19-2009, 12:34 PM
Ok guys, my lawyer's paralegal sent this one to me and if it doesn't work, they are aware that we all will be coming to visit them for a law suit for false advertisement! J


To all of my friends, I do not usually forward messages,

But this is from my friend Pearlas Sandborn and she really is

an attorney.

If she says that this will work - It will work. After all,What have

you got to lose?


attorney, And I know the law. This thing is for real. Rest assured

AOL and Intel will follow through with their promises for

fear of facing a multimillion-dollar class action suit similar to the one

filed by PepsiCo against General Electric not too long a go.

Dear Friends: Please do not take this for a junk letter.

Bill Gates sharing his fortune. If you ignore this, You will repent

later .

Microsoft and AOL are now the largest Internet companies

and in an effort to make sure that Internet Explorer remains the

most widely used program, Microsoft and AOL are running an e-mail

beta test.

When you forward this e-mail to friends, Microsoft can and will

track it (If you are a Microsoft Windows user) For a two weeks

time period.

For every person that you forward this e-mail to, Microsoft will pay

you $245.00 For every person that you sent it to that forwards it on,

Microsoft will pay you $243.00 and for every third person that receives

it, You will be paid $241.00.. Within two weeks, Microsoft will contact

you for your address and then send you a check.

Regards. Charles S Bailey Genera l Manager Field Oper ations

1-800-842-2332 1-800-842-2332 1-800-842-2332 1-800-842-2332 Ext.. 1085 or 904-1085 or RNX 292-1085

Thought this was a scam myself, But two weeks af ter receiving this

e-mail and for warding it on. Microsoft contacted me for my address a nd

within days, I received a check for $24, 800.00 . You need to respond

before the beta testing is over. If anyone can afford this, Bill gates is the


It's all marketing expense to him. Please forward this to as many

people as possible. You are bound to get at least $10, 000.00

We're not going to help them out with their e-mail beta test without

getting a little something for our time.. My brother's girlfriend got in

on this a few months ago. When I went to visit him for the Baylor/UT

game, she showed me her check. It was for the sum of $4, 324.44 and

was stamped 'Paid I n Full'

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"The Fiji Islands Revenue and Customs Authority
(" hereinafter referred to as FIRCA") states thus: THAT ANY information contained in this email is confidential and may contain proprietary information. It is meant solely for the intended recipient. Access to this email by anyone other than the recipient is unauthorized. If you are not the intended recipient, any disclosure, copying, distribution or any action taken or omitted in reliance on this, is prohibited and may be unlawful. FIRCA shall not accept any liability or responsibility if information or data, for whatever reason is corrupted or does not reach its intended recipient. No warranty is given that this email is free of viruses. The views expressed in this email are, unless otherwise stated, those of the author and not those of FIRCA or its management. FIRCA reserves the right to monitor, intercept and block emails addressed to its users or take any legal action in accordance with its email usage policy"

How many people should I send this too? Leave your e-mail and I'll hook you up! :)

11-19-2009, 12:37 PM
OH OH go eff yourself!!!

11-19-2009, 01:07 PM
Wow...is that thing still going around?

11-19-2009, 01:09 PM

11-19-2009, 01:09 PM
So..Did you forward it?

11-19-2009, 02:28 PM
That attorney has terrible writing skills... You'd think in the 20 plus years of schooling, she'd learn there are 2 spaces between sentences, and there's no need to capitalize after a comma... I wouldn't hire her.
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11-19-2009, 02:55 PM
You should tell your hot young paralegal that it requires a penalty BJ for spamming you.

11-19-2009, 03:11 PM
Isn't that nice of Bill Gates to give away free money.

11-19-2009, 03:23 PM
Isn't that nice of Bill Gates to give away free money.

But anyone can afford this, Bill gates is the man..... duhhhhh...

Because you know... rich people get rich by giving away their money...

11-19-2009, 04:13 PM
Bill Gates Wants to Share His Fortune With You-Fiction!

Summary of the eRumor:
According to this message, Microsoft founder Bill Gates want to make sure that his Internet Explorer browser remains on top. So, Microsoft and AOL are doing an "email beta test." If you forward their email to your friends over the next two weeks, you'll get money in the mail.

The Truth:
This is a hoax. Neither Microsoft nor AOL is participating. Plus, there is no system being used on the Internet to track forwarded emails in order to compensate those who forward them.
It's become one of the most widely circulated hoaxes on the Internet.

This is somewhat similar to two other hoaxes, the AOL-Intel Hoax and the Disneyland-Microsoft hoax.