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Calcountry
11-20-2009, 10:48 AM
I always wanted to travel the world, and this is the cheapest way for me to accomplish this dream.

Reaper16
11-20-2009, 10:51 AM
I always wanted to declare you an enemy combatant so that you would shut the fuck up.

Calcountry
11-20-2009, 10:54 AM
I always wanted to declare you an enemy combatant so that you would shut the **** up.Spoken like a true advocate of free speech.

Hydrae
11-20-2009, 10:54 AM
2 words....

I don't

Calcountry
11-20-2009, 10:55 AM
2 words....

I don'tIf you were Obama. Hypothetically speaking of course.

Donger
11-20-2009, 10:55 AM
Because the Constitution says I can't.

talastan
11-20-2009, 10:57 AM
Ask me in about six years....

ROYC75
11-20-2009, 11:05 AM
I don't. If you don't like me know, you really wouldn't like me if I was POTUS. NO New Taxes !

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20 words.
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Calcountry
11-20-2009, 11:06 AM
I always felt, that Air Force one needed to be pimped out with hydrolic landing gear to lowrider bounce.

cookster50
11-20-2009, 11:15 AM
Obama

Norman Einstein
11-20-2009, 11:26 AM
So I could abolish, the 2 party system and remove earmarks and riders from legislation.

blaise
11-20-2009, 11:28 AM
To ban people from sitting behind home plate and waving to the camera while on a cell phone.

cookster50
11-20-2009, 11:28 AM
So I can teach people proper, comma, usage.

Norman Einstein
11-20-2009, 11:31 AM
So I can teach people proper, comma, usage.

OH HELL, another member of the Grammar Nazi's.

Why don't you startup the typo police too?

BucEyedPea
11-20-2009, 11:46 AM
I'd love it! I'd hold the country in a state of emergency by taking on dictatorship responsibilities a la Napoleon!

Calcountry
11-20-2009, 12:06 PM
I'd love it! I'd hold the country in a state of emergency by taking on dictatorship responsibilities a la Napoleon but only in order to restore the letter and spirit of the Constitution: repeal all most recent socialism, except for humanitarian food and shelter until economic recovery then when things return to prosperity pus 4 amendments through to the states with one to restore property rights, another to ablish the 16th amendment, restore states choosing senators and repeal the 14th amendment or amend it; then dismantle all bases in the ME and pull out of Iraq, Afghanistan save a border force on Pakistan with some special forces, institute letters of marque. Stop funding both sides in the ME conflict and be an honest mediator as much as I can. Then the War on Terror, as far as attacks in the US is concened would be over. So I would be able to abolish the Dept of Homeland Security, Patriot Act FISA etc. Oh yeah, I'd abolish the Dept of Ed too. Abolish references to the US being a democracy in all schoolbooks. Once things were restored as best they can I'd relinquish my powers back to a representative republic.EPIC FAIL!

I said 20 words or less dammit! and it is suppose to be humorous, sheesh. lighten up a bit will ya?

cardken
11-20-2009, 12:27 PM
So I could abolish, the 2 party system and remove earmarks and riders from legislation.

This and outlaw Lobbiest from special Interest groups and in accepting money is a manditory jail sentance for life.

Mojo Jojo
11-20-2009, 12:30 PM
BJ's in my office at work ;)

Crush
11-20-2009, 12:31 PM
Three words:

Free chicken dinner.

Norman Einstein
11-20-2009, 12:46 PM
This and outlaw Lobbiest from special Interest groups and in accepting money is a manditory jail sentance for life.


I thought of that, but only had 5 words to go. Not the jail time for those accepting bribes though. The briber needs to have adjoining cells.

Rain Man
11-20-2009, 02:07 PM
Because it'd be fun to kiss hands and shake babies at parades.

Cannibal
11-20-2009, 08:03 PM
Because the Constitution says I can't.

And I agree with that passage. I don't want some limey cocksucker not born on this sacred soil tarnishing the highest office the land. Go back to England douche bag.

Saul Good
11-21-2009, 11:25 AM
Because the Constitution says I can't.

That didn't stop Obama.

Mr. Flopnuts
11-21-2009, 11:42 AM
It's amusing and uplifting for the country to watch grown men act like 8 year olds throwing temper tantrums.

Donger
11-21-2009, 11:46 AM
And I agree with that passage. I don't want some limey one who sucks the penis not born on this sacred soil tarnishing the highest office the land. Go back to England douche bag.

Have you ever sworn loyalty to your country? I mean in a court, in front of a federal judge?

Stewie
11-21-2009, 11:55 AM
Claim a recent trip to Asia as a victory for the economy... and people would buy it.

Rain Man
11-21-2009, 11:58 AM
Have you ever sworn loyalty to your country? I mean in a court, in front of a federal judge?


When I was a kid, I pledged allegiance in front of teachers hundreds of times.

stevieray
11-21-2009, 12:09 PM
So I could make people wear Elvis shades with the fake sideburns on Casual Friday.

Pablo
11-21-2009, 12:19 PM
I just wanna f*ck, but I like to get money and get my dick sucked.

Too Short said it best.

DJJasonp
11-21-2009, 01:05 PM
Two chicks at the same time, man!

Calcountry
11-21-2009, 01:13 PM
Because I always wanted to walk the great wall of China and go viral on utube with the video.

Sully
11-21-2009, 02:42 PM
I'd like to know what info we have on aliens, the JFK assassination, and the Bermuda Triangle.