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Tactical Funky
11-20-2009, 06:21 PM
:cuss:

Who wants to buy me drinks in Larryville this weekend?

Hog Farmer
11-20-2009, 06:22 PM
Hell, I've had a shitty life.

Who wants to buy me a handgun ?

luv
11-20-2009, 06:25 PM
Just get laid.


Where the hell is Larryville? Is that Lawrence?

Donger
11-20-2009, 06:26 PM
Just get laid.


Where the hell is Larryville? Is that Lawrence?

:spock:

MichaelH
11-20-2009, 06:27 PM
I've had one myself. They say it will get better.

Tactical Funky
11-20-2009, 06:28 PM
Hell, I've had a shitty life.

Who wants to buy me a handgun ?

Damn. Okay, maybe I just needed some perspective...

Just get laid.


Where the hell is Larryville? Is that Lawrence?

I suppose I could, but I'm feeling so down and out after the last few days that I don't want to put in the effort.

Yeah, Larryville = Lawrence. Home sweet home.

Hog Farmer
11-20-2009, 06:29 PM
Just get laid.


Where the hell is Larryville? Is that Lawrence?


Maybe he did and now he's got vaggy warts, thus a shitty week !

Fried Meat Ball!
11-20-2009, 06:29 PM
Failed your spelling test, huh? Yeah that sucks.

luv
11-20-2009, 06:30 PM
I suppose I could, but I'm feeling so down and out after the last few days that I don't want to put in the effort.

Yeah, Larryville = Lawrence. Home sweet home.

Not enough effort for sex? My goodness, what the hell happened this week?

Hog Farmer
11-20-2009, 06:35 PM
Damn. Okay, maybe I just needed some perspective...



I suppose I could, but I'm feeling so down and out after the last few days that I don't want to put in the effort.

Yeah, Larryville = Lawrence. Home sweet home.

Sounds like you need to shoot luv a PM and go start the car!

bevischief
11-20-2009, 06:39 PM
Go get your poison of choice and have fun...

Deberg_1990
11-20-2009, 06:41 PM
Just get laid.


Where the hell is Larryville? Is that Lawrence?

Sounds like an offer??

Tactical Funky
11-20-2009, 06:41 PM
I've had one myself. They say it will get better.
I hope so.

My week in a nutshell:

- Found out I have to pay $1800 out of pocket for diagnostics/doctor's fees since my insurance company doesn't feel my chronic degenerative knee condition requires coverage. The MRI I received constitutes the bulk of that.

- The girl I really, really like told me she doesn't feel like dating anyone right now. Sounded like a cop-out, but I didn't know for certain until I ran into her while she was on a date with another guy. Awkwardness ensued.

- My washing machine broke and flooded the basement.

- Someone sideswiped my car while it was parked on the side of the street. I live between campus and the "student ghetto," so I'm assuming the perpetrator was drunk.

- An exam yesterday absolutely kicked my ass even after I studied dilligently.

Tactical Funky
11-20-2009, 06:45 PM
Not enough effort for sex? My goodness, what the hell happened this week?

Yeah, believe it or not. See the above post.

kregger
11-20-2009, 06:46 PM
I hope so.

My week in a nutshell:

- Found out I have to pay $1800 out of pocket for diagnostics/doctor's fees since my insurance company doesn't feel my chronic degenerative knee condition requires coverage. The MRI I received constitutes the bulk of that.

- The girl I really, really like told me she doesn't feel like dating anyone right now. Sounded like a cop-out, but I didn't know for certain until I ran into her while she was on a date with another guy. Awkwardness ensued.

- My washing machine broke and flooded the basement.

- Someone sideswiped my car while it was parked on the side of the street. I live between campus and the "student ghetto," so I'm assuming the perpetrator was drunk.

- An exam yesterday absolutely kicked my ass even after I studied dilligently.
Bummer, I thought you might be a head football coach or something.

luv
11-20-2009, 06:46 PM
Yeah, believe it or not. See the above post.

Yeah. Go get a fifth of whatever best helps you forget, and start in.

Fairplay
11-20-2009, 06:46 PM
:spock:


x 1000.

Hog Farmer
11-20-2009, 06:49 PM
I've got that beat:

Monday: Jacked off 12 boars
Tuesday: Plugged 32 sows with boar semen
Wednesday: Jacked off 8 boars. Plugged 24 sows
Thursday: Jack off myself on my day off
Friday : Jacked off 8 boars for weekend juice
Tomorrow: I have to stack 22 ricks of firewood in a trailor
Sunday : Drink heavily watch Chiefs , clean handgun

Tactical Funky
11-20-2009, 06:50 PM
Yeah. Go get a fifth of whatever best helps you forget, and start in.
I'm a beer drinker, mostly. I could always down that bottle of Glenfiddich 12 that my father bought me...

Nah, that would be a waste. :evil:

Tactical Funky
11-20-2009, 06:51 PM
I've got that beat:

Monday: Jacked off 12 boars
Tuesday: Plugged 32 sows with boar semen
Wednesday: Jacked off 8 boars. Plugged 24 sows
Thursday: Jack off myself on my day off
Friday : Jacked off 8 boars for weekend juice
Tomorrow: I have to stack 22 ricks of firewood in a trailor
Sunday : Drink heavily watch Chiefs , clean handgun
LMAO

Wow. That's an interesting line of work you're in. Respect for doing that week in and week out.

Kyle DeLexus
11-20-2009, 06:52 PM
I hope so.

My week in a nutshell:

- Found out I have to pay $1800 out of pocket for diagnostics/doctor's fees since my insurance company doesn't feel my chronic degenerative knee condition requires coverage. The MRI I received constitutes the bulk of that.

- The girl I really, really like told me she doesn't feel like dating anyone right now. Sounded like a cop-out, but I didn't know for certain until I ran into her while she was on a date with another guy. Awkwardness ensued.

- My washing machine broke and flooded the basement.

- Someone sideswiped my car while it was parked on the side of the street. I live between campus and the "student ghetto," so I'm assuming the perpetrator was drunk.

- An exam yesterday absolutely kicked my ass even after I studied dilligently.
I just hope the dude that sideswiped your car isn't the same one that was on the date with the chick. Talk about insult to injury.

luv
11-20-2009, 06:52 PM
I'm a beer drinker, mostly. I could always down that bottle of Glenfiddich 12 that my father bought me...

Nah, that would be a waste. :evil:

Beer's cheaper anyway.



I've never noticed how often I typed the letter P until I started having to pound on it to get it to type. Grrrrr....

bevischief
11-20-2009, 06:53 PM
I hope so.

My week in a nutshell:

- Found out I have to pay $1800 out of pocket for diagnostics/doctor's fees since my insurance company doesn't feel my chronic degenerative knee condition requires coverage. The MRI I received constitutes the bulk of that.

- The girl I really, really like told me she doesn't feel like dating anyone right now. Sounded like a cop-out, but I didn't know for certain until I ran into her while she was on a date with another guy. Awkwardness ensued.

- My washing machine broke and flooded the basement.

- Someone sideswiped my car while it was parked on the side of the street. I live between campus and the "student ghetto," so I'm assuming the perpetrator was drunk.

- An exam yesterday absolutely kicked my ass even after I studied dilligently.

Appeal your medical bill on Monday, go get a 30 pack or a bottle your choice or both, the girl sounds like you are better off and go have fun...

luv
11-20-2009, 06:53 PM
I just hope the dude that sideswiped your car isn't the same one that was on the date with the chick. Talk about insult to injury.

LMAO Talk about irony.

Tactical Funky
11-20-2009, 06:54 PM
I just hope the dude that sideswiped your car isn't the same one that was on the date with the chick. Talk about insult to injury.

Yeah, that would blow immensely.

Beer's cheaper anyway.



I've never noticed how often I typed the letter P until I started having to pound on it to get it to type. Grrrrr....

Truth.

Keyboard sticking? I have that problem sometimes. :D

Rain Man
11-20-2009, 06:54 PM
you should never clean a handgun while watching the chiefs. the coroner can't make a confident ruling.
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bevischief
11-20-2009, 06:55 PM
you should never clean a handgun while watching the chiefs. the coroner can't make a confident ruling.
Posted via Mobile Device

ROFL

Hog Farmer
11-20-2009, 06:57 PM
you should never clean a handgun while watching the chiefs. the coroner can't make a confident ruling.
Posted via Mobile Device

Thats true.

And I'm on my 4 th TV in 4 years. I shot Herm Edward 3 times. Cant remember who the 4th was

luv
11-20-2009, 06:58 PM
Keyboard sticking? I have that problem sometimes. :D

I think I need to blow it out.




My keyboard, that is.

Baconeater
11-20-2009, 06:59 PM
- Someone sideswiped my car while it was parked on the side of the street. I live between campus and the "student ghetto," so I'm assuming the perpetrator was drunk.

Huh, Ndamukong Suh must still be in town.

Tactical Funky
11-20-2009, 07:00 PM
I think I need to blow it out.




My keyboard, that is.
LMAO

I think you should. :evil:

Tactical Funky
11-20-2009, 07:01 PM
Huh, Ndamukong Suh must still be in town.
I bet he swerved to avoid hitting a cute puppy, though, so in that case it's alright.

luv
11-20-2009, 07:03 PM
Huh, Ndamukong Suh must still be in town.

Are you suh about that?

Baconeater
11-20-2009, 07:05 PM
Are you suh about that?
That joke is suh three weeks ago.

luv
11-20-2009, 07:07 PM
That joke is suh three weeks ago.

Duh, you know I'm slow.

Actually, it's my weak attempt at making Tacky smile.

Hey! I now have a Bugsy and a Tacky!

Tactical Funky
11-20-2009, 07:11 PM
Duh, you know I'm slow.

Actually, it's my weak attempt at making Tacky smile.

Hey! I now have a Bugsy and a Tacky!
Sweet! I haven't had a pet name in a while. Or at least not since that one time an older woman tied me naked to a post and beat the sh...

Oh, hi.

luv
11-20-2009, 07:13 PM
Sweet! I haven't had a pet name in a while. Or at least not since that one time an older woman tied me naked to a post and beat the sh...

Oh, hi.

Oh, so you like being the submissive.

Tactical Funky
11-20-2009, 07:16 PM
Oh, so you like being the submissive.
Only if I've had a crappy week. :doh!:

KCChiefsMan
11-20-2009, 07:16 PM
I've lived in Lawrence for nearly 10 years and have never heard it referred to as "Larryville" if I still drank, I'd buy you a beer. But I don't drink anymore

Tactical Funky
11-20-2009, 07:18 PM
I've lived in Lawrence for nearly 10 years and have never heard it referred to as "Larryville" if I still drank, I'd buy you a beer. But I don't drink anymore
Really? All of my buddies and I affectionately call it Larryville or Larrytown.

Thanks, man. I should probably cut back on the drinking myself.

luv
11-20-2009, 07:19 PM
Wait, weren't we talking about drinking?

I've got a 6 pack of Shock Top, and five Killian's Irish Red to kill. Starting after I get home from my movie.

Baconeater
11-20-2009, 07:20 PM
Duh, you know I'm slow.

Actually, it's my weak attempt at making Tacky smile.

Hey! I now have a Bugsy and a Tacky!
You won't have a Bugsy much longer, he's heading out the door. Tacky will have to entertain you.

bevischief
11-20-2009, 07:20 PM
Wait, weren't we talking about drinking?

I've got a 6 pack of Shock Top, and five Killian's Irish Red to kill. Starting after I get home from my movie.

Killian's Irish Red good stuff.

Tactical Funky
11-20-2009, 07:20 PM
Wait, weren't we talking about drinking?

I've got a 6 pack of Shock Top, and five Killian's Irish Red to kill. Starting after I get home from my movie.
Yeah, way to change the subject! :cuss:


I keed, I keed. Shock Top? Never had it.

luv
11-20-2009, 07:21 PM
You won't have a Bugsy much longer, he's heading out the door. Tacky will have to entertain you.

I'm getting ready to go see The Blind Side. Starts at 9:50, but it was nearly sold out at 5:15, so I'm thinking I should get there early.

luv
11-20-2009, 07:23 PM
Yeah, way to change the subject! :cuss:


I keed, I keed. Shock Top? Never had it.

Wheat beer. I might actually like it better than Boulevard. Will have to drink it first, since I'm not big on the darker Killian's. Bought it for a friend that came to town, and she ended up drinking my wine instead!

Tactical Funky
11-20-2009, 07:24 PM
Wheat beer. I might actually like it better than Boulevard. Will have to drink it first, since I'm not big on the darker Killian's. Bought it for a friend that came to town, and she ended up drinking my wine instead!
I love a good wheat. I'll have to give it a try.

Cannibal
11-20-2009, 07:24 PM
Hell, I've had a shitty life.

Who wants to buy me a handgun ?

Best post on this website of all time. What a line. Kudos hog jacker-offer.

Cannibal
11-20-2009, 07:26 PM
Damn. Okay, maybe I just needed some perspective...



I suppose I could, but I'm feeling so down and out after the last few days that I don't want to put in the effort.

Yeah, Larryville = Lawrence. Home sweet home.

You could pull a slumpbuster with Luv. That would straighten you right out bro.

luv
11-20-2009, 07:28 PM
I love a good wheat. I'll have to give it a try.

Just looked, and it's brewed by Michelob in St Louis. Tomorrow, I'm trying Widmer. Been eyeing it at Quincy Magoo's (Saturday hangout for college ball). Found it at the grocery store, and saw that it's a wheat beer, too. Doing the World Beer Tour. Good way to try different beer. Gonna have to start drinking the dark stuff eventually. I think I'm trying a Vanilla Porter tomorrow, too.

Cannibal
11-20-2009, 07:28 PM
I've got that beat:

Monday: Jacked off 12 boars
Tuesday: Plugged 32 sows with boar semen
Wednesday: Jacked off 8 boars. Plugged 24 sows
Thursday: Jack off myself on my day off
Friday : Jacked off 8 boars for weekend juice
Tomorrow: I have to stack 22 ricks of firewood in a trailor
Sunday : Drink heavily watch Chiefs , clean handgun

ROFLROFLDespite your whacked political views... your fuckin posts kill.

Stanley Nickels
11-20-2009, 07:29 PM
11/3 Dad has a heart attack
11/8 Girlfriend quits job because of shitty boss. even though I told her to find a new job first. Now she just has one part time job. And we have a mortgage
11/11 Grandpa falls and breaks hip
11/20 Dog gets out, no sign of him since.

I'm there with you. Will pour one down for you.

Cannibal
11-20-2009, 07:29 PM
Boar jackin off humor never gets old. And the guy really does it. That's the
great part.

luv
11-20-2009, 07:30 PM
You could pull a slumpbuster with Luv. That would straighten you right out bro.

Only, I seriously doubt I'm his type, and I live like 3 1/2 hours away.

Stanley Nickels
11-20-2009, 07:30 PM
Oh, and
11/5: Turned 26, realized I'm still too young to be prematurely balding.

YAY!

Cannibal
11-20-2009, 07:31 PM
Only, I seriously doubt I'm his type, and I live like 3 1/2 hours away.

You both get liquored up and who knows what could happen!

Tactical Funky
11-20-2009, 07:32 PM
You could pull a slumpbuster with Luv. That would straighten you right out bro.

Methinks I'd need her permission first. :evil:

Just looked, and it's brewed by Michelob in St Louis. Tomorrow, I'm trying Widmer. Been eyeing it at Quincy Magoo's (Saturday hangout for college ball). Found it at the grocery store, and saw that it's a wheat beer, too. Doing the World Beer Tour. Good way to try different beer. Gonna have to start drinking the dark stuff eventually. I think I'm trying a Vanilla Porter tomorrow, too.

Ah, I started the World Beer Tour years ago. Still haven't finished, but I have about 70 some-odd beers on my account.

I can drink the dark stuff now. It's definitely an acquired taste, but once you go black, you never go ba...no, wait, that's not the saying I wanted to use. :hmmm:

Cannibal
11-20-2009, 07:33 PM
See post # 54. She's basically already given it to you.

Hog Farmer
11-20-2009, 07:34 PM
Boar jackin off humor never gets old. And the guy really does it. That's the
great part.


You might think it's great.

I'm putting 5 bullets in my revolver and getting ready to play my weekly game of russian rhoulette

Cannibal
11-20-2009, 07:34 PM
You might think it's great.

I'm putting 5 bullets in my revolver and getting ready to play my weekly game of russian rhoulette

You know if you're makin money and you're your own boss, I think it's great. Who cares if you have to jerk some hogs off. You answer to only yourself.

Hog Farmer
11-20-2009, 07:35 PM
Oh, and
11/5: Turned 26, realized I'm still too young to be prematurely balding.

YAY!


But look on the bright side . It wont be long till you have 1000 posts.

that's a great accomplishment.

luv
11-20-2009, 07:36 PM
See post # 54. She's basically already given it to you.

You know if you're makin money and you're your own boss, I think it's great. Who cares if you have to jerk some hogs off. You answer to only yourself.

Your optimism is refreshing.

luv
11-20-2009, 07:36 PM
Well, it's about time to head to the theater. Catch you monkeys later.

Tactical Funky
11-20-2009, 07:37 PM
11/3 Dad has a heart attack
11/8 Girlfriend quits job because of shitty boss. even though I told her to find a new job first. Now she just has one part time job. And we have a mortgage
11/11 Grandpa falls and breaks hip
11/20 Dog gets out, no sign of him since.

I'm there with you. Will pour one down for you.

Oh, and
11/5: Turned 26, realized I'm still too young to be prematurely balding.

YAY!
Damn. Yeah, I'll drink one - or many - for you as well.

Cannibal
11-20-2009, 07:37 PM
Your optimism is refreshing.

Thank you.

NewChief
11-20-2009, 07:37 PM
Boar jackin off humor never gets old. And the guy really does it. That's the
great part.

So, he's like a real person? I've always just assumed he was some joke alt.

Tactical Funky
11-20-2009, 07:38 PM
Only, I seriously doubt I'm his type, and I live like 3 1/2 hours away.
Are you older than 30? Then you're probably my type. :D

Enjoy the movie.

Cannibal
11-20-2009, 07:39 PM
So, he's like a real person? I've always just assumed he was some joke alt.

Maybe you're right. But I've had 7 beers and some other things. I'm enjoying the thought the entire situation...

Cannibal
11-20-2009, 07:39 PM
Maybe you're right. But I've had 7 beers and some other things. I'm enjoying the thought the entire situation...

If you are right, I'm a fuckin rube... but right now I don't care. ROFL

Cannibal
11-20-2009, 07:40 PM
You know what would be terrible is if the hogs couldn't get off from his hand any longer and he had to grease up his ahole or use his mouth.

Holy shit I can't believe I just typed that!!!!

Tactical Funky
11-20-2009, 07:42 PM
LMAO

Are going you schizophrenic on us?

Cannibal
11-20-2009, 07:42 PM
It actually runs in my family.

Hog Farmer
11-20-2009, 07:42 PM
You know if you're makin money and you're your own boss, I think it's great. Who cares if you have to jerk some hogs off. You answer to only yourself.


Yeah, well , people just don't understand the pressure I'm under.

Do you know that semen has to be stored between 60 and 64 degrees. What if there's a power outage and my coolers fail. then the coolers come back on before I know it and the semens bad and I plug 30 sows that day.

What if those sows sit there 3 months before I realize their not pregnant and have to start all over.

Thats a ton of money lost.

Cannibal
11-20-2009, 07:45 PM
You need a back-up generator.

Cannibal
11-20-2009, 07:47 PM
I suggest one connected to your natural gas system. Make it a large one that can power your house and farm. Hook it up to a master switch. Left side City power, Right side natural gas. Use whichever energy source is cheaper at the time.

Hog Farmer
11-20-2009, 07:52 PM
I suggest one connected to your natural gas system. Make it a large one that can power your house and farm. Hook it up to a master switch. Left side City power, Right side natural gas. Use whichever energy source is cheaper at the time.

Bought a brand new one in 2005 .($35,000) Last year we lost power for 7 days and it saved 17,000 head of hogs. Still ,when those things switch power over you'll get blown fuses in different areas. No way to get a good nights sleep. Ever!

Hog Farmer
11-20-2009, 07:54 PM
You know what would be terrible is if the hogs couldn't get off from his hand any longer and he had to grease up his ahole or use his mouth.

Holy shit I can't believe I just typed that!!!!

And uh, yeah that would suk. but I do have helpers. They'd probably ask for a raise though.

Cannibal
11-20-2009, 07:55 PM
Bought a brand new one in 2005 .($35,000) Last year we lost power for 7 days and it saved 17,000 head of hogs. Still ,when those things switch power over you'll get blown fuses in different areas. No way to get a good nights sleep. Ever!

Dude. you so made the right decision.

Cannibal
11-20-2009, 07:56 PM
And uh, yeah that would suk. but I do have helpers. They'd probably ask for a raise though.

ROFL

Cannibal
11-20-2009, 07:56 PM
Is your farm in Cali?

OnTheWarpath58
11-20-2009, 08:01 PM
Hang in there, TF.

Trust me, I know where you're coming from.

Found out on Monday that my Aunt has cancer, and Wednesday my wife was in a car accident.

Not a good week.

Hog Farmer
11-20-2009, 08:03 PM
Is your farm in Cali?


Texas.

And i do have some steers but I ain't no .......

Cannibal
11-20-2009, 08:05 PM
Damn if you were in Cali I was gonna suggest you hire me. We get a Sirius subscription and listen to Howard Stern in the barn while we jerk off hogs.

luv
11-20-2009, 08:05 PM
This place is crazy!!!
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Cannibal
11-20-2009, 08:06 PM
Maybe you could expand and get some land to grow crops on. Also, you could see if you could lease some of your land for wind farms with the green movement.

Cannibal
11-20-2009, 08:07 PM
ROFLROFLThis place is crazy!!!
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:D

Cannibal
11-20-2009, 08:08 PM
If I were you I'd also check into leasing some of your property to a cellular provider. You can make some serious cash monthly doing that.

sportsman1
11-20-2009, 08:11 PM
The person who lives above me will not stop with the headboard music. I live in Lubbock,Texas. I'm too broke to eat more than once a day. and did I mention I live in Lubbock,Texas? I feel ya bro, but atleast your not hogfarmer.

Tactical Funky
11-20-2009, 08:25 PM
Hang in there, TF.

Trust me, I know where you're coming from.

Found out on Monday that my Aunt has cancer, and Wednesday my wife was in a car accident.

Not a good week.

Mojo for your Aunt and I hope your wife escaped uninjured.

This place is crazy!!!
Posted via Mobile Device

That goes without saying. :D

The person who lives above me will not stop with the headboard music. I live in Lubbock,Texas. I'm too broke to eat more than once a day. and did I mention I live in Lubbock,Texas? I feel ya bro, but atleast your not hogfarmer.

Lubbock? Ouch. What a soul-sucking place.

Tactical Funky
11-20-2009, 08:25 PM
Okay, I think I'm gonna head down to Mass Street now and run up a huge tab for myself. Or maybe not. Damn bills! :cuss:

Cannibal
11-20-2009, 08:29 PM
Okay, I think I'm gonna head down to Mass Street now and run up a huge tab for myself. Or maybe not. Damn bills! :cuss:

You need a combination of about 8-12 beers and a joint (not that I participate in or condone the partaking of MJ).

Chaunceythe3rd
11-20-2009, 09:41 PM
I hope so.

My week in a nutshell:

- Found out I have to pay $1800 out of pocket for diagnostics/doctor's fees since my insurance company doesn't feel my chronic degenerative knee condition requires coverage. The MRI I received constitutes the bulk of that.

- The girl I really, really like told me she doesn't feel like dating anyone right now. Sounded like a cop-out, but I didn't know for certain until I ran into her while she was on a date with another guy. Awkwardness ensued.

- My washing machine broke and flooded the basement.

- Someone sideswiped my car while it was parked on the side of the street. I live between campus and the "student ghetto," so I'm assuming the perpetrator was drunk.

- An exam yesterday absolutely kicked my ass even after I studied dilligently.

Just go spend an insane amount of money on something that you don't need and don't particularly want. Then, in a few weeks, give it away to someone less fortunate than yourself, take a tax deduction and feel superior to yet another little person. Works every time. You will feel like a new man.

Claynus
11-20-2009, 09:42 PM
Women are lying bitches.

RedThat
11-20-2009, 09:46 PM
Hey Im really sorry to hear about your week. It happens.

We all have good days and bad, good weeks and bad.

I hope next week will be better for you.

Phobia
11-20-2009, 09:55 PM
I love a good wheat. I'll have to give it a try.

It's a Bud product. There are 100 better wheats out there.

Iowanian
11-20-2009, 09:59 PM
It could be worse.

You're not in Afganistan, none of the things listed involved injury or death to your or your family, and it sounds like you're young enough to rebound very well.


Tuck and Roll.

Hog Farmer
11-20-2009, 10:14 PM
Damn if you were in Cali I was gonna suggest you hire me. We get a Sirius subscription and listen to Howard Stern in the barn while we jerk off hogs.


Awesome !!!!!!ROFL

Cannibal
11-20-2009, 10:23 PM
Awesome !!!!!!ROFL

Start growing pot bro. It's gonna be the new cash crop and it's gonna be legal. You just gotta hide it while you wait.

Cannibal
11-20-2009, 10:24 PM
My bro and I are thinkin of starting a pot bar in Cali. You supply us and you'll be in on the cut.

Hog Farmer
11-20-2009, 10:27 PM
My bro and I are thinkin of starting a pot bar in Cali. You supply us and you'll be in on the cut.

well, I do have an enormous amount of crap .

luv
11-20-2009, 11:31 PM
Where da party at?

Claynus
11-20-2009, 11:42 PM
Where da party at?

IN MY PANTS, BITCH

luv
11-20-2009, 11:45 PM
IN MY PANTS, BITCH

Oh, so it's, like, no girls allowed.

Claynus
11-20-2009, 11:47 PM
Oh, so it's, like, no girls allowed.

There are no dumbells or stairmasters in here baby, just my balls.

Tactical Funky
11-21-2009, 12:20 AM
Thanks for the perspective, all. I feel a little better now. Buzzed and with a clear mind. Now, it's too bad I didn't bring any tail home tonight... :(

luv
11-21-2009, 12:24 AM
Thanks for the perspective, all. I feel a little better now. Buzzed and with a clear mind. Now, it's too bad I didn't bring any tail home tonight... :(

You have no one to blame but yourself. I have a tail. Her name is Fat Cat.

Tactical Funky
11-21-2009, 12:25 AM
You have no one to blame but yourself. I have a tail. Her name is Fat Cat.
Why can't I have a Fat Cat?!?!

CHENZ A!
11-21-2009, 12:26 AM
There are no dumbells or stairmasters in here baby, just my balls.

great obscure reference. you get rep

luv
11-21-2009, 12:27 AM
Why can't I have a Fat Cat?!?!

No comment.

Only on beer two. Give me a little bit.

cdcox
11-21-2009, 12:28 AM
At least you didn't break your favorite plastic cup.

CHENZ A!
11-21-2009, 12:28 AM
It's a Bud product. There are 100 better wheats out there.

The Bud wheat beer is pretty good. I've only had it on tap, but it's tasty.

Tactical Funky
11-21-2009, 12:38 AM
No comment.

Only on beer two. Give me a little bit.

It takes a hell of a lot for me to even get buzzed. Dammit. Good thing I have beer at home I can work on.

/hugs case of Hofbrau Oktoberfest

At least you didn't break your favorite plastic cup.

I'd be suicidal.

The Bud wheat beer is pretty good. I've only had it on tap, but it's tasty.

I'm a huge fan of wheats/hefes. Weihenstephaner Hefeweissbier is my favorite.

CHENZ A!
11-21-2009, 12:42 AM
At least you didn't break your favorite plastic cup.

I'm bummed out, but not as bummed if I'd have broke the reggie miller one. Still got it oh yeah

luv
11-21-2009, 12:43 AM
I'm a huge fan of wheats/hefes. Weihenstephaner Hefeweissbier is my favorite.

Yeah, I often find beers I can't pronounce the name of to be the best.

Tactical Funky
11-21-2009, 12:46 AM
Yeah, I often find beers I can't pronounce the name of to be the best.
:D

My friends make fun of me for being a beer snob, but seriously, that German and Belgian stuff is damn good.

luv
11-21-2009, 12:51 AM
Showing my age. This was da bomb back in 6th grade!

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Tactical Funky
11-21-2009, 12:53 AM
Showing my age. This was da bomb back in 6th grade!

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Haha, that's old school right there!

luv
11-21-2009, 01:00 AM
Haha, that's old school right there!

Two songs I heard on the radio today, and found myself singing out loud.

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Tactical Funky
11-21-2009, 01:00 AM
LMAO

If I have any of those songs stuck in my head when I go to bed... :cuss:

luv
11-21-2009, 01:04 AM
LMAO

If I have any of those songs stuck in my head when I go to bed... :cuss:

o:-)

You know you like it.

Tactical Funky
11-21-2009, 01:06 AM
o:-)

You know you like it.
I would like a Fat Cat, too. :evil:

Damn, finally getting drunk. Here's a smiley-censored drunken pic:

http://i338.photobucket.com/albums/n405/PrometheusJayhawk/Picture005.gif

I love my moobs. :D



No, I'm not naked. o:-)

luv
11-21-2009, 01:09 AM
I love my moobs. :D
Mine are better.

Gah! Only mine aren't moobs.

88TG88
11-21-2009, 01:09 AM
cool story bro

Tactical Funky
11-21-2009, 01:10 AM
Mine are better.

Gah! Only mine aren't moobs.
LMAO

I was about to say...

Boobs are the bestest.




Oh, and...pics? :D

Tactical Funky
11-21-2009, 01:10 AM
cool story bro
Why I oughtta... :cuss:

Tactical Funky
11-21-2009, 01:12 AM
Damn, I'm freakin' wired right now. Can't stop drinking and posting. I'm going to get in trouble at this rate...


DAMN YOU, CP!!! I wasn't addicted to this site until recently. Halp.

Tactical Funky
11-21-2009, 01:18 AM
...and now I'm talking to myself. I scared everyone off. Figures.

luv
11-21-2009, 01:18 AM
Damn, I'm freakin' wired right now. Can't stop drinking and posting. I'm going to get in trouble at this rate...


DAMN YOU, CP!!! I wasn't addicted to this site until recently. Halp.

It has that effect on people. The more you drink the better looking I ge.....errrr...the more entertaining we are.

Pablo
11-21-2009, 01:19 AM
Say brah, booze is like mind medicine, eh?

luv
11-21-2009, 01:19 AM
...and now I'm talking to myself. I scared everyone off. Figures.

Sorry. Gotta keep up with facebook, too.

Tactical Funky
11-21-2009, 01:20 AM
It has that effect on people. The more you drink the better looking I ge.....errrr...the more entertaining we are.
LMAO

Ah, self-deprecating humor. My specialty. I often make a fool of myself just for the sheer entertainment of others. :evil:

luv
11-21-2009, 01:21 AM
LMAO

Ah, self-deprecating humor. My specialty. I often make a fool of myself just for the sheer entertainment of others. :evil:

I'm a master.

Tactical Funky
11-21-2009, 01:22 AM
Say brah, booze is like mind medicine, eh?

Yeah brah, like totally, brah.

I'm going to be feeling this tomorrow for sure...

Sorry. Gotta keep up with facebook, too.

Facebook is the most addictive of them all. I refuse to login and drunkenly reply to all of my friend's status updates. Last time I did that, a few unfriended me. But only for a few days. :D

luv
11-21-2009, 01:23 AM
I'm a master.

And you're submissive. This could work.


LMAO

Tactical Funky
11-21-2009, 01:23 AM
I'm a master.
Yeah, a master debater! LMAO

/rimshot

/audience groans



:(

Tactical Funky
11-21-2009, 01:24 AM
And you're submissive. This could work.


LMAO
Don't put any ideas in my head. :evil:

luv
11-21-2009, 01:24 AM
Yeah, a master debater! LMAO

/rimshot

/audience groans



:(

Might work better if you said master baiter.

Tactical Funky
11-21-2009, 01:25 AM
Might work better if you dais master baiter.
Ah, crap, you're right. :doh!:

It also might work better if you weren't dyslexic. :p


YES! IN BEFORE THE EDIT!!!1

luv
11-21-2009, 01:27 AM
Ah, crap, you're right. :doh!:

It also might work better if you weren't dyslexic. :p

Damn it, you're too quick! Does that problem affect most areas of your life?

Tactical Funky
11-21-2009, 01:30 AM
Damn it, you're too quick! Does that problem affect most areas of your life?
Ziiiiiiiiing!

Yeowch. LMAO



Nah, I'm a quick draw in wit only. ;)

luv
11-21-2009, 01:39 AM
Eek! I promise I'm not neglecting you!

Tactical Funky
11-21-2009, 01:41 AM
Eek! I promise I'm not neglecting you!
You're so cruel!!!1 :(




:D

Rausch
11-21-2009, 01:41 AM
LMAO

Ah, self-deprecating humor. My specialty. I often make a fool of myself just for the sheer entertainment of others. :evil:

We should get together.

I tend to make fun of others for the sheer entertainment of myself...:evil:

luv
11-21-2009, 01:42 AM
We should get together.

I tend to make fun of others for the sheer entertainment of myself...:evil:
It's about fucking time you showed up.

"I'll call you tomorrow" my ass! :p

Tactical Funky
11-21-2009, 01:42 AM
We should get together.

I tend to make fun of others for the sheer entertainment of myself...:evil:
The immovable object versus the unstoppable force. Could be interesting. :evil:

Tactical Funky
11-21-2009, 01:43 AM
It's about ****ing time you showed up.

"I'll call you tomorrow" my ass! :p
Oh noes, now you've gone and done it, Rausch!

luv
11-21-2009, 01:46 AM
Oh noes, now you've gone and done it, Rausch!

Yeah, cuz we know what a bitch I can be. LMAO

Tactical Funky
11-21-2009, 01:47 AM
Yeah, cuz we know what a bitch I can be. LMAO
If you can, I haven't experienced any of it yet. Thankfully. :D

Claynus
11-21-2009, 01:47 AM
suck my balls

Tactical Funky
11-21-2009, 01:49 AM
suck my balls
Sorry, I'm a vagitarian.

luv
11-21-2009, 01:51 AM
suck my balls

You keep saying balls like you have more than one.

Tactical Funky
11-21-2009, 01:53 AM
You keep saying balls like you have more than one.
When I played soccer as a kid, one of my teammates took a vicious kick to the groin and ended up having a testicle removed. :eek:

We called him "Single Jingle" the rest of the season. Well, I didn't. Okay, a few times. I feel bad now. :(

luv
11-21-2009, 01:55 AM
When I played soccer as a kid, one of my teammates took a vicious kick to the groin and ended up having a testicle removed. :eek:

We called him "Single Jingle" the rest of the season. Well, I didn't. Okay, a few times. I feel bad now. :(

Don't. That's hilarious. And it's not the balls that matter anyway.

Baconeater
11-21-2009, 01:55 AM
Jesus you two, go to bed already. It's late.

Tactical Funky
11-21-2009, 01:56 AM
Don't. That's hilarious. And it's not the balls that matter anyway.
True, unless you're this woman:

http://www.snay.org/funny-pics/vagina-not-clown-car.jpg

Rausch
11-21-2009, 01:57 AM
"I'll call you tomorrow" my ass! :p

Story of my life.
:evil:

Rausch
11-21-2009, 01:57 AM
Don't. That's hilarious. And it's not the balls that matter anyway.

Until you only have 1.

Tactical Funky
11-21-2009, 01:58 AM
Jesus you two, go to bed already. It's late.
Drinking makes me way too energetic. I'm going to crash hard in a few hours and wake up hungover just in time to see KU get buttsecks'd by Texas. Sweet.

Claynus
11-21-2009, 02:00 AM
You keep saying balls like you have more than one.

I have two. You'd just have to perform surgery to suck the undescended one.

Tactical Funky
11-21-2009, 02:00 AM
Until you only have 1.
This is the sound of one ball fapping. :(

Tactical Funky
11-21-2009, 02:01 AM
suck the undescended one
Sounds like an emo band name.

luv
11-21-2009, 02:04 AM
I'm here. I promise.

Tactical Funky
11-21-2009, 02:05 AM
I'm here. I promise.
I'm here, too. My liver has packed up a suitcase and walked out the front door, though. :(

Rausch
11-21-2009, 02:06 AM
Sounds like an emo band name.

I'm not a goth fan and emo is like goth-lite...

Rausch
11-21-2009, 02:07 AM
I'm here, too. My liver has packed up a suitcase and walked out the front door, though. :(

My liver is freakish.

My bladder is underachieving...

luv
11-21-2009, 02:07 AM
I'm here, too. My liver has packed up a suitcase and walked out the front door, though. :(

Wuss.

Tactical Funky
11-21-2009, 02:08 AM
I'm not a goth fan and emo is like goth-lite...
I enjoy straightforward ROCK...

ROCK THE EFF OUT!!!1 :evil:

/jumps on bed, flails about wildly while playing air guitar

Tactical Funky
11-21-2009, 02:09 AM
Wuss.
Please direct this comment to my liver. Spirit's willing, but... :doh!:

booger
11-21-2009, 02:12 AM
don't miss doin "the robot" @ 6:40

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luv
11-21-2009, 02:12 AM
I enjoy straightforward ROCK...

ROCK THE EFF OUT!!!1 :evil:

/jumps on bed, flails about wildly while playing air guitar

Cute.

Rausch
11-21-2009, 02:14 AM
Now that I have fucking 25k posts I'm trying to remember how many I really did have, and can't.

Tactical Funky
11-21-2009, 02:16 AM
Cute.
Cute?! That's not a manly enough word to describe me. :mad:

Tactical Funky
11-21-2009, 02:16 AM
Now that I have ****ing 25k posts I'm trying to remember how many I really did have, and can't.
The answer my friend
Is blowin' in the wind

luv
11-21-2009, 02:17 AM
Now that I have fucking 25k posts I'm trying to remember how many I really did have, and can't.

Talking to my dad last night, and he said it's showing him with less than 1000.

luv
11-21-2009, 02:18 AM
Cute?! That's not a manly enough word to describe me. :mad:

Cute is a good thing. WHy do you think all of those milf's fall for you?

Rausch
11-21-2009, 02:19 AM
Talking to my dad last night, and he said it's showing him with less than 1000.

Like it matters.

It's not like I'm running out of $#it to say or people to scream it at...

Tactical Funky
11-21-2009, 02:20 AM
Cute is a good thing. WHy do you think all of those milf's fall for you?
Because I'm an apt pupil? :evil:

luv
11-21-2009, 02:20 AM
Like it matters.

It's not like I'm running out of $#it to say or people to scream it at...

Anytime you want to call. I need a whining session.

Rausch
11-21-2009, 02:21 AM
Anytime you want to call. I need a whining session.


$0.99 for the first minute, $2.99 for each additional minute...

luv
11-21-2009, 02:21 AM
Because I'm an apt pupil? :evil:

Pupil? Damn. I still have a lot to learn.

luv
11-21-2009, 02:21 AM
$0.99 for the first minute, $2.99 for each additional minute...

Put it on my tab....lol.

Tactical Funky
11-21-2009, 02:22 AM
Pupil? Damn. I still have a lot to learn.
Be patient, Grasshoppa.

luv
11-21-2009, 02:22 AM
Pupil? Damn. I still have a lot to learn.

Not that you're teaching me.


Damn, really no way to dig myself out of this one.

Tactical Funky
11-21-2009, 02:23 AM
Not that you're teaching me.


Damn, really no way to dig myself out of this one.
LMAO

Too late. :p

Rausch
11-21-2009, 02:23 AM
Not that you're teaching me.


Damn, really no way to dig myself out of this one.

Tell him if he wants to learn something he needs to register for LUV classes...

Tactical Funky
11-21-2009, 02:24 AM
Tell him if he wants to learn something he needs to register for LUV classes...
What's the curriculum involve?

luv
11-21-2009, 02:24 AM
Tell him if he wants to learn something he needs to register for LUV classes...

I have no clue what I'm doing. I just know what feels good.

luv
11-21-2009, 02:26 AM
Okay. We really need to change the topic. Beer. We were talking about beer.

I've only had three.

Tactical Funky
11-21-2009, 02:27 AM
I have no clue what I'm doing. I just know what feels good.
Seems fair 'nough.

The other day, my roommate walked into the living room and said, "All any guy really wants is a cold beer and warm place to stick his dick into."

I busted out laughing. So random. LMAO

Tactical Funky
11-21-2009, 02:29 AM
Okay. We really need to change the topic. Beer. We were talking about beer.

I've only had three.
Mind getting too far down into the gutter, eh? :D

Only three? Good gawd, I can't recall how many I've had...

Like I said, it takes a lot for me to even get buzzed.

luv
11-21-2009, 02:31 AM
Mind getting too far down into the gutter, eh? :D

Only three? God gawd, I can't recall how many I've had...

Like I said, it takes a lot for me to even get buzzed.

My mind is usually always there. It's when....oh, never mind.

I've also only been drinking since about 1AM. Okay, so a beer an hour isn't much either.

Tactical Funky
11-21-2009, 02:32 AM
My mind is usually always there. It's when....oh, never mind.

I've also only been drinking since about 1AM. Okay, so a beer an hour isn't much either.
LMAO

Yeah, I can relate.

You need to catch up! Then again, it is 3:30 in the morning. Wow. I'm going to pay heavily tomorrow. Today. Err, you know what I mean. :doh!:

luv
11-21-2009, 02:34 AM
LMAO

Yeah, I can relate.

You need to catch up! Then again, it is 3:30 in the morning. Wow. I'm going to pay heavily tomorrow. Today. Err, you know what I mean. :doh!:

I think three beers will hel me sleep well.

Tactical Funky
11-21-2009, 02:36 AM
I think three beers will hel me sleep well.
Oh, I'll sleep well, too. But I won't get up well. Spins, here I come!

Rausch
11-21-2009, 02:42 AM
Seems fair 'nough.

The other day, my roommate walked into the living room and said, "All any guy really wants is a cold beer and warm place to stick his dick into."

I busted out laughing. So random. LMAO

Reminds me of grandpa Rausch.

I was 5th or 6th grade. Me and a buddy had rented some cheap horror flicks (on teh VHS player!) and were in sleeping bags.

Drunk as **** grampy Rausch stumbles in and says "Just you remember boys, they don't grow babies in their azz..."

:eek:



:rolleyes:



:spock:



If only I would have listened...

booger
11-21-2009, 02:42 AM
this is a good one too. Great medicine for all the people having bad days

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Rausch
11-21-2009, 02:46 AM
this is a good one too. Great medicine for all the people having bad days

...

booger
11-21-2009, 02:49 AM
:D

booger
11-21-2009, 02:56 AM
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Rausch
11-21-2009, 02:58 AM
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:shake:

Rausch
11-21-2009, 02:58 AM
FUCK!

My desk chair just fucking broke in half at the base.

WHAT THE FUCK1!?!?

booger
11-21-2009, 03:01 AM
****!

My desk chair just ****ing broke in half at the base.

WHAT THE ****1!?!?

they ain't meant to lean back in and smack around your cock n balls all night.

Rausch
11-21-2009, 03:03 AM
they ain't meant to lean back in and smack around your cock n balls all night.

Yes, it was.

And I'm not real friggen heavy...

booger
11-21-2009, 03:03 AM
ROFL<object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/PbRh2DzOt8M&hl=en_US&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/PbRh2DzOt8M&hl=en_US&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>

:shake:

****!

My desk chair just ****ing broke in half at the base.

WHAT THE ****1!?!?

next time i post a vid of a girl pissing while weight lifting you better laugh:D

j/k

look on the bright side, black friday is bound to have a sale.

booger
11-21-2009, 03:05 AM
Yes, it was.

And I'm not real friggen heavy...

does it have an "inspected by" sticker on it yet?

I'd go find that guy and whoop his ass.

booger
11-21-2009, 03:16 AM
Yes, it was.

And I'm not real friggen heavy...

Don't feel too bad. I've broke 2 chairs in my internet days. One i used to lean on the arm rest and it was a cheapo plasitic chair. I duct taped it for awhile and finally just sawzalled the broken parts off.

the next one i always put my feet up and leaned back and surfed, read, and ocassionally slapped around the one eyed monster. I'm 255 and this damn thing broke where the cylinder meets the seat, where you screw in those 4 screws/bolts, there is a weld there and it has a bracket that supports the backrest cushion........anyway i broke the metal bracket on the weld.

I still see that chair occassionally. Threw it out with the trash and before the garbage truck came some high school kid picked it up and bolted it down in the back of his S10 truck. Sounds like something i'd have done back in the day.

booger
11-21-2009, 03:32 AM
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Rausch
11-21-2009, 05:28 AM
does it have an "inspected by" sticker on it yet?

I'd go find that guy and whoop his ass.

I'm not spending $2,000 to kick a 10 year old chinese boy's ass...

booger
11-21-2009, 06:00 AM
I'm not spending $2,000 to kick a 10 year old chinese boy's ass...

ROFL