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tooge
11-23-2009, 03:24 PM
To the fan that waved the yellow terrible towel in my face and "accidentally" hit my face outside of section 344 in the new "beer garden" area yesterday. Sorry about the terrible towel. I didn't mean to grab it from you, threaten to stick it up your ass, and accidentally throw it over the wall and out of the stadium. I'm sure you suffered enough humility yesterday and hope that losing both your quarterback and terrible towel arent too much for you to overcome. I'm also sorry that the 4 or 5 cronies you had with you came to your defense only to back down like a bunch of pussies. I figured they felt safe from a distance with the steelers hard hats on, but not so much up close and personal. Anyhow, hope you have a safe return to Pitt and realize that I wouldnt act that way in your stadium, and you shouldn't act that way in mine.

Bill Lundberg
11-23-2009, 03:26 PM
ROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFL

kepp
11-23-2009, 03:27 PM
ROFL:clap:

rockymtnchief
11-23-2009, 03:30 PM
You didn't save it to wipe your ass? At least blot your duck-butter before tossing it!

Good job anyway:clap:

Dartgod
11-23-2009, 03:31 PM
Awesome. My brother went with me yesterday and also got hit by a towel from the stupid bitch in front of us. He didn't go to the lengths you did, but he did politely ask her to watch what the fuck she was doing.

Lzen
11-23-2009, 03:32 PM
Nice. :thumb:

cdirty
11-23-2009, 03:33 PM
very nice.

alpha_omega
11-23-2009, 03:36 PM
Awesome. My brother went with me yesterday and also got hit by a towel from the stupid bitch in front of us. He didn't go to the lengths you did, but he did politely ask her to watch what the fuck she was doing.

Just curious, what was her response?

bluehawkdoc
11-23-2009, 03:40 PM
She just put another dip in and kept on terrible towlin'.

tooge
11-23-2009, 03:41 PM
On my occasion, the pit fan came up to me while I was putting mustard on my hotdog and the steelers just scored to go up 10 to 3. he waves it in my face, grazes me just a bit, and says "you see that? howd ya like that?" Say goodbye to your terrible towel douche.

Iowanian
11-23-2009, 03:57 PM
Admit it, you wiped up splooge with it later in the night and now...it's a legitimate "terrible towel" instead of that trusty old tube sock.

Dartgod
11-23-2009, 04:04 PM
Just curious, what was her response?
Well, like I said, he asked her politely. She apologized and didn't do it again, but he was more aware of it too. She certainly didn't stop waving it though until around 7 minutes into overtime. :D

StcChief
11-23-2009, 04:12 PM
nice. very nice. :clap:

Rausch
11-23-2009, 04:15 PM
On my occasion, the pit fan came up to me while I was putting mustard on my hotdog and the steelers just scored to go up 10 to 3. he waves it in my face, grazes me just a bit, and says "you see that? howd ya like that?" Say goodbye to your terrible towel douche.

LMAO

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/225/472632871_d86f1aa472.jpg?v=0

LaChapelle
11-23-2009, 04:15 PM
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DBOSHO
11-23-2009, 04:19 PM
On my occasion, the pit fan came up to me while I was putting mustard on my hotdog and the steelers just scored to go up 10 to 3. he waves it in my face, grazes me just a bit, and says "you see that? howd ya like that?" Say goodbye to your terrible towel douche.

10 to 7?

Agent V
11-23-2009, 04:20 PM
I wish someone would have waved one in my face in the bathroom. There's no telling what I'd do with it.

sportsman1
11-23-2009, 06:30 PM
I woulda took it, wipe my ass on it, and then i'd mail it to the Pittsburg front office with a note telling them to stick it up their ass.

KCrockaholic
11-23-2009, 06:34 PM
Heh. That must have been priceless. What a douchebag. Steeler fans can eat a dick for all I care, I don't have respect for very many of them.

Skip Towne
11-23-2009, 07:44 PM
Anybody notice those towels have a little Heinz insignia on them? Tacky.

chiefbowe82
11-23-2009, 07:45 PM
I wish someone would have waved one in my face in the bathroom. There's no telling what I'd do with it.

took it like a little bitch?

chiefbowe82
11-23-2009, 07:46 PM
I woulda took it, wipe my ass on it, and then i'd mail it to the Pittsburg front office with a note telling them to stick it up their ass.

SPORTMANSHIP YOU MAKE THE DIFFERENCE

Bwana
11-23-2009, 07:52 PM
SWEET!

Halfcan
11-23-2009, 07:56 PM
dumb steeler fans

Bacon Cheeseburger
11-23-2009, 07:59 PM
I don't understand taking shit like that on the road with you, it's more than likely going lead to some kind of problem. Save the towels, cheeseheads, corncobheads and other dumb crap for your home stadium.

chiefbowe82
11-23-2009, 08:00 PM
I don't understand taking shit like that on the road with you, it's more than likely going lead to some kind of problem. Save the towels, cheeseheads, corncobheads and other dumb crap for your home stadium.

I once took my cowboys flag to arrowhead...and you low life scum bag weiner suckers stole it!

KCrockaholic
11-23-2009, 08:09 PM
I once took my cowboys flag to arrowhead...and you low life scum bag weiner suckers stole it!

ROFLROFLROFL That was priceless.

Christofire
11-23-2009, 10:42 PM
Should have gone Albert Haynesworth on that towel, then thrown it over the edge.

Nzoner
11-23-2009, 10:48 PM
Awesome :clap:

Same crap happened to me a few years ago only I was in my seat.4 guys behind us and one dude's towel caught the back of my neck a couple of times so I turned around stood up and said loud enough for everyone around to hear,"that focking towel hits me one more time and I'm sticking it up your ass!"

No problems the rest of the game,except,as I recall KC got beat.

kcfanXIII
11-24-2009, 02:33 AM
i don't take to kindly to any opponents fans. especially if i've been drinking and they are being rude. there was a time when i was younger against the rams, i was walking through the parking lot and saw a car with stl rams flag on it. i dumped my beer in his sunroof, my 3 buddies did the same. i still kinda feel bad for that one....

Pablo
11-24-2009, 02:56 AM
No problems the rest of the game,except,as I recall KC got beat.As of late, that's a pretty typical problem to recall.

big nasty kcnut
11-24-2009, 02:59 AM
I hate people like that i'll cheer for my team but don't talk trash to me or i'll have to bring the thunder and out smack talk you.

Pablo
11-24-2009, 03:01 AM
Should have grabbed the towel and doused it in ketchup and said, you're in the wrong stadium Bud, you need a little red to go with that gold.

Pink Paradise 2010
11-24-2009, 07:37 AM
i wish i could have seen it....

Demonpenz
11-24-2009, 08:32 AM
I remember this lady accidently hit us with her terrible towel. So we killed her after the game and dumped her in the taco bell dumpster showed her whats up go chiefs

Fish
11-24-2009, 08:34 AM
i don't take to kindly to any opponents fans. especially if i've been drinking and they are being rude. there was a time when i was younger against the rams, i was walking through the parking lot and saw a car with stl rams flag on it. i dumped my beer in his sunroof, my 3 buddies did the same. i still kinda feel bad for that one....

Man that's a really shitty thing to do. That particular guy didn't do anything to you other than represent the opposite team. That's way over the line. That guy likely hates all Chiefs fans now.

Bad form....

Demonpenz
11-24-2009, 08:51 AM
what you do is get some cat fish stink bait and glob that shit inside a cars grill or behind their front LIC plate, hell i just put an entire grill cheese in there

Agent V
11-24-2009, 09:01 AM
took it like a little bitch?

Probably not. Strange that your mind went there, though.

BY1401
11-24-2009, 09:26 AM
The worst part about those damn towels getting waved around is having a film of yellow lint settle on your beer.

That's just downright inconsiderate.

patteeu
11-24-2009, 10:39 AM
I thought it was great the way the Steeler fans we're yelling at the top of their lungs when the Steeler offense was on the field. You could tell that these were mostly fans from the heartland who don't really ever go to Steeler games in Pittsburg. Surely their regulars know when to make noise and when to STFU.

Dartgod
11-24-2009, 11:08 AM
I thought it was great the way the Steeler fans we're yelling at the top of their lungs when the Steeler offense was on the field. You could tell that these were mostly fans from the heartland who don't really ever go to Steeler games in Pittsburg. Surely their regulars know when to make noise and when to STFU.
That still cracks me up. I pretty muched yelled the whole game (as evidence, I nearly have larengitis today), but I took a few plays off because the Steeler fans were making plenty of noise themselves.

Frazod
11-24-2009, 11:15 AM
It amazes me how stupid fans of other teams are. Bears fans do the same thing. There really doesn't seem to be much difference in crowd noise between offense and defense. They only get really loud when somebody makes a good play.

Fish
11-24-2009, 11:16 AM
That still cracks me up. I pretty muched yelled the whole game (as evidence, I nearly have larengitis today), but I took a few plays off because the Steeler fans were making plenty of noise themselves.

It felt really really weird to be cheering at the same time as the opposing fans...

I remember at one point, Ben had his hands over his ears trying to hear the playcalls coming in to the huddle, and eventually called a TO. I'm yelling my brains out, and look over and so is the Steelers fan next to me. I had to chuckle while thinking "WTF, you just helped cause a TO?"

Nixhex
11-24-2009, 11:43 AM
I would have gave that dude a few roundhouse kicks to the ankle then pulled my toe nail clipper file if he didnt back the hell off!


Would you have said "Roadhouse" after you kicked them?

Demonpenz
11-24-2009, 12:46 PM
could tell on tv that the steeler fans were just pumping up the drunk and pissed chiefs fans.

kcfanXIII
11-24-2009, 02:02 PM
Man that's a really shitty thing to do. That particular guy didn't do anything to you other than represent the opposite team. That's way over the line. That guy likely hates all Chiefs fans now.

Bad form....

ya, i was young and stupid and way to drunk. i imagine he's a cards fan too so thats how i justify it to sleep at night:D

KCrockaholic
11-24-2009, 02:26 PM
It felt really really weird to be cheering at the same time as the opposing fans...

I remember at one point, Ben had his hands over his ears trying to hear the playcalls coming in to the huddle, and eventually called a TO. I'm yelling my brains out, and look over and so is the Steelers fan next to me. I had to chuckle while thinking "WTF, you just helped cause a TO?"

I've realized over time that some fans don't understand why your supposed to get louder when the your team is on defense and why you need to be quiet why your team is on offense. I guess Steeler fans are just to stupid to understand this theory? I dont know. I was at a semi-pro football game here in colorado during the summer and the crowd would only get loud when their team was on offense :doh!: I had to be the one to stand up in front of everybody and start yelling and teach them how to get loud while our team was on defense, not offense. Only some complied, but they were mostly Donkey fans so I figured they were just born stupid.

ChiefaRoo
11-24-2009, 03:17 PM
Man it feels good to win a game against a good team and have the fun of talking smack about it again. Eventhough we still have a crappy team it gives me hope. It gets a little boring watching everyone beat each other up on this board from all the frustration.

In Todd I trust.

'roo

thawk
11-24-2009, 03:35 PM
I was setting there mouth shut, except when pitt had the ball, being very nice all the way through the game. Even after listening to all the bull crap the steeler fans were talking in the parking lot all mourning while I was drinking enough to endure the a$$ kicken even I thought we faced. But in the third quarter when I started thinking, man we may have a chance I started thinking about that cheesy red towel in my hoody pouch that the Chiefs handed out at the first game. It had been in the tailgate box in the Taho all year and Sunday mourning I thought that just incase something really good happens I will stick this in my pocket, so I did. I had been getting brased by those darn yellow towels all game too. So when Mr. Illrelevant kicked the game winning field goal in overtime, out it came and I went freaking NUT'S Not just a little but alot. Not in a disrespectfull way but an over the top HAPPY CRAZY way and all those Steelers fans had to eat the same dung sandwiches they had been feeding us all day. It was a great day!!!!!!!!!

grandllama
11-24-2009, 08:14 PM
Well, like I said, he asked her politely. She apologized and didn't do it again, but he was more aware of it too. She certainly didn't stop waving it though until around 7 minutes into overtime. :D

I guess I'm just not as patient in my old age... this is what happened to the dbag's towel that kept hitting me in the face and obstructing my view

http://www.snurl.us/img/notsoterribletowel.jpg

Oh Snap
11-24-2009, 08:40 PM
could tell on tv that the steeler fans were just pumping up the drunk and pissed chiefs fans.

Yea, I heard steeler fans were bitching about how 'mean' chief fans were to them... Dont come in our stadium and expect a warm welcoming... pretty simple..

thawk
11-25-2009, 07:33 AM
Dont stand out in the parking lot talking smack and chanting who day all mourning like they did and then not expect a little retrobution when you get beat!!! Thats pretty simple math no matter where you are from. And didnt the Bungles start that Who-Day crap anyway?

Agent V
11-25-2009, 07:50 AM
Yea, I heard steeler fans were bitching about how 'mean' chief fans were to them... Dont come in our stadium and expect a warm welcoming... pretty simple..

Honestly, how many opposing fans do they think tolerate their retarded Terrible Towel bullshit? Also, I have no tolerance for all the bandwagon fans who were there.

Pablo
11-25-2009, 07:57 AM
Honestly, how many opposing fans do they think tolerate their retarded Terrible Towel bullshit? Also, I have no tolerance for all the bandwagon fans who were there.But it's the most vicious, un-yielding, bad-ass piece of laundry you'll ever see in your life. It's TERRIBLE; and I'm not talking about the all world casino here in St. Joseph folks. These towels are so terrible they'll run over kittens in a Cadillac El Dorado at 9AM, totally shit-hammered. So terrible they'll steal your grandmother's PIN number at Wal-Mart and drain her retirement fund. So terrible, they're on a sexual predators list for horse-feltching. These towels are so fucking terrible, they'll strap you in a chair and pry your eyes open, only showing a mix of Night Court, Frazier, and Just Shoot Me for 3 days straight. FEAR THE WASHCLOTH.