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Taco John
12-10-2009, 03:36 AM
ROFL

This Copenhagen thing gets more and more ridiculous by the moment. I can't even keep up with this carnival.


Check this out:


Untitled
by The Al Gore


One thin September soon
A floating continent disappears
In midnight sun


Vapors rise as
Fever settles on an acid sea
Neptune's bones dissolve


Snow glides from the mountain
Ice fathers floods for a season
A hard rain comes quickly


Then dirt is parched
Kindling is placed in the forest
For the lightning's celebration


Unknown creatures
Take their leave, unmourned
Horsemen ready their stirrups


Passion seeks heroes and friends
The bell of the city
On the hill is rung


The shepherd cries
The hour of choosing has arrived
Here are your tools


http://www.telegraph.co.uk/earth/environment/climatechange/6757794/Al-Gore-pens-bleak-climate-change-poem.html

Taco John
12-10-2009, 03:36 AM
Al Gore did that. Look what Al Gore did. ROFL

Taco John
12-10-2009, 03:37 AM
I hate starting three threads in one 24 hour period, but this was too priceless to let pass.

Taco John
12-10-2009, 03:42 AM
The Gore mansion gets hot in the summer,
but air conditioning cools jet lagged bones,
while pen meets paper in warmie prose.
Neptune's bones dissolve.

Taco John
12-10-2009, 03:46 AM
Dinosaurs farting up a storm,
An Ice Age settles in.
If only they had the brains to come up with a tax scheme to trade the impact of those farts.
Here are your tools.

Taco John
12-10-2009, 10:43 AM
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_RwdH5DTKRas/SXwXZVAtSbI/AAAAAAAABWQ/QY5Ffh8Bdts/s400/al-gore-plane.gif

HonestChieffan
12-10-2009, 10:58 AM
TJ....here , from the author his own bad self...

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blaise
12-10-2009, 11:22 AM
Yikes.

There once was a blowhard named Gore
Who most folks found quite a bore.
He's glad he's not President
It leaves you tired and spent
Global warming pays a lot more

mlyonsd
12-10-2009, 12:12 PM
I smellllllllllll PULITZER!

Ebolapox
12-10-2009, 12:14 PM
he should do a global warming rap.

Chief Faithful
12-10-2009, 12:26 PM
Manbearpig is loose in our cities
The water is rising the water is rising
Give all to the UN to stop the beast
Al Gore becomes a billionaire

HonestChieffan
12-10-2009, 12:33 PM
this could be huge.

Poems

High-koo

Love literature when its from the heart.

jjjayb
12-10-2009, 12:40 PM
Hickory dickory dock,

Al Gore can suck my ****

Frazod
12-10-2009, 02:01 PM
Is there any chance Copenhagen will flood during this fucking conference?

BY1401
12-10-2009, 02:16 PM
he should do a global warming rap.

With an accompanying video.

Taco John
12-10-2009, 02:24 PM
"I'm on a Jet, e'rie body take a look at me!"

Terribilis
12-10-2009, 02:34 PM
"Mr Gore reportedly resorted to poetry because his editor would not allow him to publish a chapter in the book about the ramifications of uncontrolled global warming."

Taco John
12-10-2009, 02:38 PM
A shepherd cries...

Terribilis
12-10-2009, 02:43 PM
A shepherd cries...
The hour of choosing has arrived
Here are your tools

BY1401
12-10-2009, 03:22 PM
Does anybody else imagine this as a Bruce Dickinson sung Iron Maiden song when they read it?

Baby Lee
12-10-2009, 03:27 PM
Hickory dickory dock,

Al Gore can suck my ****

ChhhooowWWWWHHHHooooooo!!!

http://blogs.tampabay.com/80s/images/2007/07/05/diceman.jpg


WHIGGITY-GIGGITY GEEEEEE.

InChiefsHell
12-10-2009, 03:28 PM
Does anybody else imagine this as a Bruce Dickinson sung Iron Maiden song when they read it?

No, but now that you mention it, add a whimsical Steve Harris bass line and yeah...I can hear that...:clap:

Calcountry
12-10-2009, 03:41 PM
All that is left for Obama to do, is to take to the air, chastise the American people, and encourage everyone to wear a snuggie to reduce their carbon footprint.

Carter's second term on steroids.

Brock
12-10-2009, 03:44 PM
Steve Harris would never write anything so sophomoric and stupid.

Calcountry
12-10-2009, 03:45 PM
"Mr Gore reportedly resorted to poetry because his editor would not allow him to publish a chapter in the book about the ramifications of uncontrolled global warming."If God will be so kind to me, and allow me 30 more years and grandchildren, I may finally decide to download a copy of his movie, and show it to them over a bag of popcorn. Perhaps I will do it from Florida, and tell them, it was here in this state, that this buffoon was derailed from taking over the country. lmao.

InChiefsHell
12-10-2009, 03:46 PM
Steve Harris would never write anything so sophomoric and stupid.

No, you are right. But Dickinson might...

PornChief
12-11-2009, 02:00 AM
My plane to Copenfrauden
Caused 12 poley bears to lose their wings