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Bwana
12-12-2009, 08:48 AM
I figured We could have a little fun here and come up with book titles from Politicians, news people and DC posters about books that they would NEVER write. :evil:

Hope And Change, the how to book
By Barry Obama.


How To Make Friends By Calling Out Nazi's
BY:Nancy Pelosi

Liberals: My kind Of People!
By Shitsprayer

Bwana
12-12-2009, 08:55 AM
Packing Heat
or: Driving After A Few Cocktails
By Ted Kennedy

whatsmynameagain
12-12-2009, 10:09 AM
how to not get ur knob schlobbed, and other uses for cigars by bill clinton
Posted via Mobile Device

Dave Lane
12-12-2009, 10:12 AM
The importance of Education and truly using Intellectual Gifts

-by anyone on the right

Cannibal
12-12-2009, 10:21 AM
The Importance of Science in Civilized Society
By: Sara Palin

Cannibal
12-12-2009, 10:24 AM
Mine Eyes Have Seen the Glory: How God will Cure Your Terminal Disease
By: Carl Sagan

Cannibal
12-12-2009, 10:26 AM
Iraq and the Folly of the WMD Arguement
By: GWB

Cannibal
12-12-2009, 10:34 AM
Firearm Safety, First Edition
By: Dick Cheney

petegz28
12-12-2009, 10:34 AM
A Grasp of Reality
by: Anyone Repub or Democrat

Cannibal
12-12-2009, 10:35 AM
Random Homosexual Encounters, A Tell All
By: Larry Craig

Bwana
12-12-2009, 10:35 AM
Honesty And Facts
By Dan Rather

Cannibal
12-12-2009, 10:38 AM
Your Schlong, Your Congressional Page and You: A How to Guide on Getting Off in Washington D.C.

By Mark Foley

petegz28
12-12-2009, 10:40 AM
How Botox Changed My Life!
by: Nancy Pelosi

petegz28
12-12-2009, 10:41 AM
Riding the Coattails of a Rich Woman
by: John F. Kerry

Bwana
12-12-2009, 10:43 AM
The Secrets Of A Successful Marriage
By Max Baucus

Chief Faithful
12-12-2009, 10:47 AM
The importance of Education and truly using Intellectual Gifts

-by anyone on the right

The Definition of 'is'

by anyone on the left

Cannibal
12-12-2009, 10:51 AM
Where Am I, Who Am I and Who the Fuck Are You?
By: Ronald Reagan

Jenson71
12-12-2009, 10:54 AM
The importance of Education and truly using Intellectual Gifts

-by anyone on the right
The Liberal Arts Education of Dave Lane: A Short Guide to Several Fun Websites

Extra Point
12-12-2009, 10:58 AM
The Unabridged Mix Tape Handbook R.M. Nixon

Cannibal
12-12-2009, 11:01 AM
The Secrets Of A Successful Marriage
By Max Baucus

Ghost Written by Mark Sanford

petegz28
12-12-2009, 11:01 AM
How I Fucked You All
by: Barak Obama

Bwana
12-12-2009, 11:02 AM
The Art Of Making Love To A woman
By Barney Frank

petegz28
12-12-2009, 11:02 AM
Rules? What Rules?: A History of the Kennedy Family

petegz28
12-12-2009, 11:04 AM
How To Cheat On Your Taxes And Get Away With It
by: Charlie Wrangel
with contributions from:
Tim Geithner
Kathleen Selelius
And several other members or the Obama Cabinet

petegz28
12-12-2009, 11:07 AM
Global Warming and the Internet: How I Changed The World
by: Al Gore

Bwana
12-12-2009, 11:07 AM
Picking Out The Right Crack Pipe
By Marion Barry

JOhn
12-12-2009, 11:20 AM
Grammar for Dummies
By JOhn


Guns Kill People: The Anti Gun stance
By Bwana LMAO

Cannibal
12-12-2009, 11:43 AM
Chickenhawk: How To Dodge the Draft While Being a Warmonger
By: Dick Cheney

Bwana
12-12-2009, 11:52 AM
101 Things To Do With A Cigar
By: Bill Clinton

Bwana
12-12-2009, 11:55 AM
Grammar for Dummies
By JOhn


Guns Kill People: The Anti Gun stance
By Bwana LMAO

You bastage!!

Keeping Your Pants Above Your Knees While Managing a Hotel

By JOhn :D

JOhn
12-12-2009, 11:55 AM
101 Things To Do With A Cigar
By: Bill Clinton

:LOL:

JOhn
12-12-2009, 11:55 AM
You bastage!!

Keeping Your Pants Above Your Knees While Managing a Hotel

By JOhn :D

LMAOLMAO:DLMAO



o:-)

Cannibal
12-12-2009, 11:57 AM
The Art of Civility
By: Shtsprayer

Baby Lee
12-12-2009, 12:01 PM
The importance of Education and truly using Intellectual Gifts

-by anyone on the right

Openmindedness, the ability to see merit even when you disagree.

Dave Loon.

JohnnyV13
12-12-2009, 02:30 PM
The Joy of Marital Fidelity
by: Tiger Woods

JohnnyV13
12-12-2009, 02:31 PM
My Mistakes
by: Dane McCloud

JohnnyV13
12-12-2009, 02:37 PM
How Transparency benefits an NFL franchise
by: Scott Pioli

BucEyedPea
12-12-2009, 03:23 PM
How to Find Your Inner Socialist by BucEyedPea
Because it's there whether you know it or not.

NeoCon Self-Help Book by BucEyedPea
Because the first step is admitting it.

Calcountry
12-12-2009, 03:28 PM
how to not get ur knob schlobbed, and other uses for cigars by bill clinton
Posted via Mobile Devicelmao.

How bout, "Blowing Smoke", by Al Gore.

Calcountry
12-12-2009, 03:29 PM
How to Find Your Inner Socialist by BucEyedPea
Because it's there whether you know it or not.

NeoCon Self-Help Book by BucEyedPea
Because the first step is admitting it.These books are by famous people you dipshit.

Calcountry
12-12-2009, 03:32 PM
The Joy of Marital Fidelity
by: Tiger WoodsOh jeesh, we can make a whole thread on Woods books.

How about; "How to stay out of the rough", by Tiger Woods.

Then theres, "Do's and Don'ts of texting", by Tiger Woods.

But of course, we have. "When you know that you know, that you are his number one", by whichever Tiger woods bimbo is intellegent enough to write and is quickest to the publisher.

Calcountry
12-12-2009, 03:36 PM
The Importance of Science in Civilized Society
By: Sara Palin"Elitism for dummies", by leftwing college dropouts.

Calcountry
12-12-2009, 03:41 PM
Chickenhawk: How To Dodge the Draft While Being a Warmonger
By: Dick Cheney"How to politically Bitch Slap your Naive President", by Dick Cheney.

fan4ever
12-12-2009, 03:43 PM
"Sure, you can have it...it ain't my money"
by Barry Obama

Calcountry
12-12-2009, 03:45 PM
"Political Poetry", by Johnny Cochran.

mikey23545
12-12-2009, 03:45 PM
Your Schlong, Your Male Congressional Page and You: A How to Guide on Getting Off in Washington D.C.

By Barney Frank

FYP.

blaise
12-12-2009, 03:49 PM
The importance of Education and truly using Intellectual Gifts

-by anyone on the right

Wow, what an uninspired entry. It's like a line from a Whoopi Goldberg act, except somehow even lamer.

Calcountry
12-12-2009, 03:49 PM
"I'm DEBT FREE!" , by Barack Hussein Obama

fan4ever
12-12-2009, 03:51 PM
How to be a total tool while sucking on one"
by Barney Frank

Calcountry
12-12-2009, 03:51 PM
"I'm Trippin!", by Barack Obama

Calcountry
12-12-2009, 03:52 PM
How to be a total tool while sucking on one"
by Barney Frank"Brothels made Easy", by Barney Frank.

Calcountry
12-12-2009, 03:54 PM
"Hypnotising the Illiterate", by Barack Obama

petegz28
12-12-2009, 03:57 PM
I'm Cakn Patna
by: Barack Obama

Calcountry
12-12-2009, 04:51 PM
"The Essential Red Dress", by the Salahi's

Calcountry
12-12-2009, 04:52 PM
"Shout it out", by Monica Lewinski

JohnnyV13
12-13-2009, 03:14 AM
How to pay Your income taxes: a guideline.
By Timothy Geithner.

JohnnyV13
12-13-2009, 03:15 AM
My Reading List
By Sarah Palin.

Buck
12-13-2009, 03:46 AM
Original Thread
Bwana

Bwana
12-13-2009, 07:13 AM
Thad, Muffy, Meat And Cheese...A Guide To Qualcomm Stadium
By BuckingKaeding

:D

headsnap
12-13-2009, 07:17 AM
Come Play in My Leaf Pile
By Bwana

Bwana
12-13-2009, 07:19 AM
Come Play in My Leaf Pile
By Bwana

LMAO

Heh, you've go that right. No book plans for that one yet.

petegz28
12-13-2009, 10:46 AM
Exploiting Your Spouse: A Guide to Cashing In on the Achievments of Your Spouse:
by: Hillary Clinton

petegz28
12-13-2009, 10:47 AM
Africa, the New Country
by: George W. Bush

Mr. Flopnuts
12-13-2009, 12:20 PM
The joys of living a clean and sober lifestyle.

-Rush Limbaugh

Cannibal
12-13-2009, 01:36 PM
The joys of living a clean and sober lifestyle.

-Rush Limbaugh

Addiction: How Illegal Prescription Drugs Deserve the Same Penalties As Street Narcotics

By: Rush Limbaugh

vailpass
12-13-2009, 02:14 PM
The Salt Spider as a Fashion Accessory
by Monica Lewinski

vailpass
12-13-2009, 02:16 PM
Your Closet Secret is Safe With Me
by Mr. Kotter

vailpass
12-13-2009, 02:17 PM
Come Hide In Here My Illegal Brother
by Vailpass

Mr. Flopnuts
12-13-2009, 03:18 PM
Proper Fiscal Responsibility

- A public service announcement from the United States government.

RedNeckRaider
12-13-2009, 03:23 PM
Why the United States government should run our life.
By RedNeckRaider~

Mr. Flopnuts
12-13-2009, 06:26 PM
Making the Proper Choice Between Republicans and Democrats

- Mr. Flopnuts

Thig Lyfe
12-13-2009, 06:30 PM
Reasonable, Innuendo-Free Discussions on Hot-Button Political Issues

by Glenn Beck

Cannibal
12-13-2009, 07:49 PM
Reasonable, Innuendo-Free Discussions on Hot-Button Political Issues

by Glenn Beck

Nice.

BucEyedPea
12-14-2009, 07:26 AM
Nobody Really Owns Anything Anyway Anthology
From the writings of Jenson, Direckshun, BRC, Cannibal, Saggysack and banyon

InChiefsHell
12-14-2009, 07:43 AM
Muslims really DO suck

-Barack Obama

vailpass
12-14-2009, 08:04 AM
Nobody Really Owns Anything Anyway Anthology
From the writings of Jenson, Direckshun, BRC, Cannibal, Saggysack and banyon

ROFL
And the sequel by same authors:
What's Yours is Mine, What's Mine is Mine

Velvet_Jones
12-14-2009, 10:03 AM
Random Homosexual Encounters, A Tell All
By: Larry Craig

Taking a Wide Stance on Urination
By: Larry Craig

Velvet_Jones
12-14-2009, 10:11 AM
Curious George Kills and Eats a Bunny
By: Richard Bruce "Dick" Cheney

BIG_DADDY
12-14-2009, 01:06 PM
Everyone is to the left of me.

Cannibal

BIG_DADDY
12-14-2009, 01:07 PM
How to come out of the closet.

Mary/Zach

BIG_DADDY
12-14-2009, 01:07 PM
I don't need these.

Ultranutless

BIG_DADDY
12-14-2009, 01:09 PM
How to bang a 13 year old.

Roman Polanski

BIG_DADDY
12-14-2009, 01:14 PM
How to forge your own birth certificate and become president.

Barack Hussein Obama

BIG_DADDY
12-14-2009, 01:20 PM
What terrorists eat.

Frankie

vailpass
12-14-2009, 01:22 PM
BD on a roll LMAO

Chief Henry
12-14-2009, 01:22 PM
LMAO

Heh, you've go that right. No book plans for that one yet.


I remember that story...it still cracks me up when I think of that.


The book I want to read is:

"The Art of getting Even" by bwana

Chief Henry
12-14-2009, 01:22 PM
What terrorists eat.

Frankie



ROFL

Chief Henry
12-14-2009, 01:24 PM
"10 reasons on why to have rib removed"

Marilyn Manson

BIG_DADDY
12-14-2009, 01:42 PM
Been there and done that.

Jenson

vailpass
12-14-2009, 01:42 PM
Oversexed and underfed: How Not to Get Bored Doing Two Women at a Time

1/2 the male population of Chiefs Planet

KC native
12-14-2009, 01:44 PM
Racial Harmony in the US: How I learned to let the hate go and accept differences in Americans

Vailpass

BIG_DADDY
12-14-2009, 01:44 PM
Chick Magnet - An Autobiography

GoChiefs

Iowanian
12-14-2009, 01:53 PM
Winning the Slacker and MorAn Vote
B. H. Sartoro

InChiefsHell
12-14-2009, 01:53 PM
Lose Weight NOW! Ask me how!

-Jason Whitlock

Chief Henry
12-14-2009, 02:00 PM
"How to win friends and influence agents, so STFU and STFD"


Carl Peterson

Iowanian
12-14-2009, 02:10 PM
I Am my Brother's Keeper
B.O. Sartoro
http://macsmind.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/alg-bro.jpg

Chief Henry
12-14-2009, 02:27 PM
I Am my Brother's Keeper
B.O. Sartoro
http://macsmind.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/alg-bro.jpg

He also wrote "He ain't heavy-he's my brotha"

BIG_DADDY
12-14-2009, 02:44 PM
"How to escape your past" or "Living with Integrity"

John Waye, Gunther Fan, Equaliar, Freakshow, Phoney Gonzales, Tony Gonzales.

vailpass
12-14-2009, 02:47 PM
Happy Chanukah, A Tribute to the Jewish Faith
by TFG

KC Dan
12-14-2009, 02:48 PM
Sad that I missed the game while in Japan (eating sushi)

KC Dan

Calcountry
12-14-2009, 03:59 PM
I don't need these.

UltranutlessLMAO

Calcountry
12-14-2009, 04:03 PM
How to get a thread over 100

Skip Towne.

Jenson71
12-14-2009, 04:12 PM
Medicine and Health Information: Fighting the Conspiracies

- Big Daddy

Jenson71
12-14-2009, 04:14 PM
What terrorists eat.

Frankie

The Art of Recognizing When a Joke Has Been Played Out

Big Daddy

Pestilence
12-14-2009, 04:17 PM
"10 reasons on why to have rib removed"

Marilyn Manson

That was fucking lame.

BIG_DADDY
12-14-2009, 04:19 PM
The Art of Recognizing When a Joke Has Been Played Out

Big Daddy

That's all you got? ROFL

Jenson71
12-14-2009, 04:20 PM
That's all you got? ROFL

Reading Post 103

- Big Daddy

BIG_DADDY
12-14-2009, 04:37 PM
Mission Accomplished

GWB

BIG_DADDY
12-14-2009, 04:37 PM
Stealing America

Ben Bernanke

BIG_DADDY
12-14-2009, 04:38 PM
The benefits of pretending to be a socialist.

Michael Moore Money

BIG_DADDY
12-14-2009, 04:39 PM
Comedy Writing Secrets and the art of humour.

Jenson

shitgoose
12-14-2009, 04:41 PM
HOW TO CONVERT ON 4TH DOWN

-Todd Haley

mlyonsd
12-14-2009, 06:29 PM
Renaming the Bush Doctrine To My Own

by Barack Obama

Mr. Flopnuts
12-15-2009, 02:23 AM
An Insider's Guide to the Underworld of the Oil Conglomerates

Donger

Mr. Flopnuts
12-15-2009, 02:23 AM
Growing up Urban

Honest Chieffan

Mr. Flopnuts
12-15-2009, 02:24 AM
50 Ways to Enjoy The Olive Garden

Big Daddy

Mr. Flopnuts
12-15-2009, 02:25 AM
Regulation: A Moral Cause

Taco John

Mr. Flopnuts
12-15-2009, 02:26 AM
Honoring Your Husband and Respecting His Authority

BEP

Mr. Flopnuts
12-15-2009, 02:26 AM
How to Make Your Marriage Last

Pioli Zombie

Mr. Flopnuts
12-15-2009, 02:28 AM
Honoring Your Husband and Respecting His Authority

BEP

With a follow up of;

Domestic Discipline: It Serves Me Well

BEP

Baby Lee
12-15-2009, 06:16 AM
50 Ways to Enjoy The Olive Garden

Big Daddy

ROFL ROFL

I'll have the carpaccio to start and a plate of Veal Bassano del Grappa

BIG_DADDY
12-15-2009, 11:23 AM
50 Ways to Enjoy The Olive Garden

Big Daddy ROFL

BIG_DADDY
12-15-2009, 11:51 AM
"Vienna Sausage a Love Story"

"Jesus Juice And The Art of Persuasion"

"Babysitting Etiquette"


Michael Jackson

ClevelandBronco
12-15-2009, 11:56 AM
All of you except patteeu and Donger have scared the living shit out of me at one time or another

by ClevelandBronco

EDIT: I guess I could write it, but I won't.

BIG_DADDY
12-15-2009, 11:59 AM
I AM BETTER THAN ALL OF YOU!!!!!!

DANA MCLOUD

Calcountry
12-15-2009, 12:05 PM
HOW TO CONVERT ON 4TH DOWN

-Todd Haley"How to unhook a bra", by that chick in your avvy.

Cannibal
12-15-2009, 12:14 PM
All of you except patteeu and Donger have scared the living shit out of me at one time or another

by ClevelandBronco

EDIT: I guess I could write it, but I won't.

Marry them queer.

patteeu
12-15-2009, 12:21 PM
Marry them queer.

*** SHTSPRAYER-style insensitive language alert! ***

Have we uncovered SHTSPRAYER's latest alt? Will the ban hammer fall?

FTR, I think it would be as unfortunate and undesirable for Cannibal to be banned as it was when SHTSPRAYER was electronically crucified for ChiefsPlanet's sins.

ClevelandBronco
12-15-2009, 12:22 PM
Marry them queer.

That wouldn't work. My wife scares the living shit out of me, too.

Cannibal
12-15-2009, 12:23 PM
*** SHTSPRAYER-style insensitive language alert! ***

Have we uncovered SHTSPRAYER's latest alt? Will the ban hammer fall?

FTR, I think it would be as unfortunate and undesirable for Cannibal to be banned as it was when SHTSPRAYER was electronically crucified for ChiefsPlanet's sins.

Check my join date when you're done jerkin it to google images of Big Dick Cheney. :D

BIG_DADDY
12-15-2009, 12:41 PM
Clean and Sober

ENDelt

KC native
12-15-2009, 12:46 PM
*** SHTSPRAYER-style insensitive language alert! ***

Have we uncovered SHTSPRAYER's latest alt? Will the ban hammer fall?

FTR, I think it would be as unfortunate and undesirable for Cannibal to be banned as it was when SHTSPRAYER was electronically crucified for ChiefsPlanet's sins.

Damn, still can't let it go huh? :rolleyes:

Calcountry
12-15-2009, 01:53 PM
That wouldn't work. My wife scares the living shit out of me, too.Paranoia, and what to do about it,

By ClevelandBronco.

Calcountry
12-15-2009, 01:54 PM
Clean and Sober

ENDelt

"Homewrecking",

By Big Daddy.

vailpass
12-15-2009, 02:13 PM
I AM BETTER THAN ALL OF YOU!!!!!!

DANA MCLOUD

:D

vailpass
12-15-2009, 02:14 PM
Damn, still can't let it go huh? :rolleyes:

Kind of like you with a welfare check

BIG_DADDY
12-15-2009, 02:20 PM
The American Communist Manifesto

CalCountry

KC native
12-15-2009, 02:23 PM
Kind of like you with a welfare check

Letting Go: How I walked away from the Klu Klux Klan

Vailpass

Calcountry
12-15-2009, 02:32 PM
The American Communist Manifesto

CalCountryLMAO

petegz28
12-15-2009, 05:35 PM
The Arrow Points That Way: A Florida Voter's Guide
by: Al Gore

RedNeckRaider
12-15-2009, 05:48 PM
All of you except patteeu and Donger have scared the living shit out of me at one time or another

by ClevelandBronco

EDIT: I guess I could write it, but I won't.

Ok I am a redneck so I will take the abuse and ask...WTF is a Stationary Device

Mr. Flopnuts
12-15-2009, 08:09 PM
Ok I am a redneck so I will take the abuse and ask...WTF is a Stationary Device

LMAO He's making fun of people posting from their phone by telling us he's posting from his desktop. It's pretty funny IMO.

patteeu
12-16-2009, 05:39 AM
Check my join date when you're done jerkin it to google images of Big Dick Cheney. :D

That's the way to think ahead, SHTSPRAYER. :)

Cannibal
12-16-2009, 07:10 AM
That's the way to think ahead, SHTSPRAYER. :)

Whatever Kotter. :D

BucEyedPea
12-16-2009, 07:33 AM
Command & Control of Weather
by banyon

KC native
12-16-2009, 07:56 AM
Empirical Data : How I learned to stop relying on a guy I know

BEP

Chief Henry
12-16-2009, 08:06 AM
I AM BETTER THAN ALL OF YOU!!!!!!

DANA MCLOUD





He's already on his 3rd edition of this

BucEyedPea
12-16-2009, 06:00 PM
How to Insult Others and Laugh at Them with Smilies
kc naive

BucEyedPea
12-16-2009, 06:01 PM
Economics has nothing to do with people
Or
Empiricism: Economics works in a controlled laboratory within an Ivory Tower by Experts that Know more than the Players in the Market
by kc naive

BucEyedPea
12-16-2009, 06:07 PM
Looking Down my Nose at Others
KCnaive

Why I am Superior to Others
KCnaive


Why the Malls are Full
by BEP

BucEyedPea
12-16-2009, 06:09 PM
Baaaaaaaaaaaaa!
by KCnaive

Cannibal
12-16-2009, 07:30 PM
Baaaaaaaaaaaaa!
by KCnaive

You're right, I don't think Native would ever write a book with that title.