Tiger Woods Reportedly at Sex Rehab Clinic

[Amnorix]

http://sports.espn.go.com/golf/news/story?id=4839414


Tiger Woods (http://sports.espn.go.com/golf/players/profile?playerId=462) is receiving treatment at a sex rehabilitation clinic in Mississippi, Benoit Denizet-Lewis, author of a book titled "America Anonymous: Eight Addicts in Search of a Life" and himself a recovering sex addict, wrote on his personal blog Monday, citing an unnamed source.

Denizet-Lewis says he spent some time at Pine Grove Behavioral Health & Addiction Services in Hattiesburg a few years ago while writing his book and that is where he says Woods is receiving treatment.

Last week, Radar Online and Jackson, Miss., television stations WJTV and WLBT reported through sources that Woods was at the Hattiesburg clinic.
Officials at the clinic have not confirmed that Woods is there, and ESPN independently has not been able to confirm that Woods is at the clinic.

Denizet-Lewis, who has written for the New York Times Magazine and other publications, writes that he spent some time at the clinic a few years ago while working on his book and writes that the programs at the clinic include group therapy sessions and family and couple's therapy, so if Woods "and his wife, Elin, are serious about repairing the marriage, she will be spending some time in treatment with Tiger."
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[Amnorix]

Ok, so I guess I must say that I don't get "sex addiction" as a concept. I understand that any activity is destructive if taken too far, but basically all men are sex addicts. You also can't really abstain from it very easily, so you can't employ the methods used to deal with alcohol or drug addiction.

Just seems a bit odd.

[ModSocks]

For the amount of Money he makes, he must be getting a LOT of poontang

[ModSocks]

http://sports.espn.go.com/golf/news/story?id=4839414

family and couple's therapy, so if Woods "and his wife, Elin, are serious about repairing the marriage, she will be spending some time in treatment with Tiger."
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So he's getting his wife therapy to let her know that she needs to put out more. If she would do some double anal DP, he wouldn't have to turn to hookers.

[RJ]

I'll bet the nurses in that clinic get hit on a lot.

[Ebolapox]

wait, he wants his wife to have another dick in her ass, one that's not his, alongside his dong?

:spock:

...If she would do some double anal DP, he wouldn't have to turn to hookers.

[ModSocks]

I'll bet the nurses in that clinic get hit on a lot.

Or have been coming home with large bonuses.

[ModSocks]

wait, he wants his wife to have another dick in her ass, one that's not his, alongside his dong?

:spock:

Hey man, he's a freak.

[vailpass]

Ok, so I guess I must say that I don't get "sex addiction" as a concept. I understand that any activity is destructive if taken too far, but basically all men are sex addicts. You also can't really abstain from it very easily, so you can't employ the methods used to deal with alcohol or drug addiction.

Just seems a bit odd.

Sex addiction is an illness that afflicts the affluent male. Causes include detachment, enui, an emotional void caused by childhood abandonment issues and an unfulfilled desire to be secure. Symptoms include the desire to have sex with available women of average to above average looks, viewing women as mere sex objects instead of people, and an inability to satisfy one's sexual appetite no matter how many sexual partners you have.

In the non-affluent male the symtpoms are the same or they would be if it was possible, the cause is testosterone combined with a lack of discipline and/or heavy alchohol consumption and instead of 'sex addiction' the condition is referred to as 'horny'.

[seclark]

I'll bet the nurses in that clinic get hit on a lot.

also, a lot of crusty old stiff socks under the mattresses.
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[ModSocks]

Sex addiction is a term that women made up to demonize men.

[RJ]

"Mr. Woods, you need to stop masturbating"

"Why is that doctor?"

"Because I'm trying to examine you"

[Deberg_1990]

Why dont we ever hear about female sex addicts?

[kstater]

Put this in the none of my business category.

[RJ]

also, a lot of crusty old stiff socks under the mattresses.
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If I got sent to one of those places the first thing I'd do is hang a Selma Hayak poster over my bed and put a bottle of Jerkins Lotion on the side table.

[Ebolapox]

Why dont we ever hear about female sex addicts?

they're all in porn living productive lives?

[Consistent1]

I happened to have read that America Anonymous book just last month. Kind of an interesting book, nothing special overall. It does address the whole idea of sex addiction being a bit different to deal with than other things. My question is why in the fuck is Benoit Denizet-Lewis saying anything about Woods? If he tries to get a book deal out of that somehow, he is an extreme hypocrite to me. Seems to me he isn't working his own program by trying to get attention dropping Wood's name.

[CoMoChief]

Men biologically want to have sex all the time.

The term "sexaholic" or "sex addiction" doesn't and shouldn't mean anything to men.

We (Men) were put on this earth for one thing....to pro-create.

[gblowfish]

This is so much new age, rich people, political correctness BS.
He's rich, he screws around, he likes strange, he's a freak, he got caught, it's gonna cost him,
END
OF
STORY.

[CoMoChief]

Sex addiction is a term that women made up to demonize men.

This

[RJ]

We (Men) were put on this earth for one thing....to pro-create.


That's it?

What about sports and beer?

[RJ]

This is so much new age, rich people, political correctness BS.
He's rich, he screws around, he likes strange, he's a freak, he got caught, it's gonna cost him,
END
OF
STORY.


I also like "anger management".

I could manage my fucking anger just fine if people would stop pissing me off.

[SDChiefs]

Sex addiction is an illness that afflicts the affluent male. Causes include detachment, enui, an emotional void caused by childhood abandonment issues and an unfulfilled desire to be secure. Symptoms include the desire to have sex with available women of average to above average looks, viewing women as mere sex objects instead of people, and an inability to satisfy one's sexual appetite no matter how many sexual partners you have.

In the non-affluent male the symtpoms are the same or they would be if it was possible, the cause is testosterone combined with a lack of discipline and/or heavy alchohol consumption and instead of 'sex addiction' the condition is referred to as 'horny'.

So youre saying every male?

[sedated]

That's it?

What about sports and beer?

we need to fill the empty time while we are "regrouping"

[Consistent1]

This is so much new age, rich people, political correctness BS.
He's rich, he screws around, he likes strange, he's a freak, he got caught, it's gonna cost him,
END
OF
STORY.

Pretty much right to me in his case. There are people out there blowing every last cent they have on porn and hookers, etc. Most of those types have substance issues also. Woods is just a rich mother-fucker screwing what he can to me. If he genuinely feels he has a problem with compulsion, more power to him to work on it. Just seems like a PR move to me to get some of his endorsement deals back and the like.

[CoMoChief]

That's it?

What about sports and beer?

Yes.....as Sedated put, our army needs time to regroup at times.

[vailpass]

So youre saying every male?

Every male has constant sexual urges the satisfaction of which rely on his appearance, socio-economic status and self-discipline in terms of not cheating on his wife?
Yes.
Monogamy is not a natural state for a male human being.

[RJ]

we need to fill the empty time while we are "regrouping"



Which explains why the 11 minutes of action in a football game take three hours to watch.

Brilliant!

I love it when threads collide.

[ModSocks]

Pretty much right to me in his case. There are people out there blowing every last cent they have on porn and hookers, etc. Most of those types have substance issues also. Woods is just a rich mother-****er screwing what he can to me. If he genuinely feels he has a problem with compulsion, more power to him to work on it. Just seems like a PR move to me to get some of his endorsement deals back and the like.

I knew a kid at our group home who inherited $30,000. He moved out, never got a job, never got a car, just a cheap apartment with little to no furniture. He blew all 30K in 6 months; a lot of it was thrown at strippers and booze. His dumbass had random strippers sleeping over at his place.

6 months later, he was homeless again. This time, he had no group home to run to.

[BIG_DADDY]

LMFAO, I guess that would be the PC thing to do.

[Amnorix]

That's it?

What about sports and beer?

That's the stuff you do in between while waiting for your mojo to recharge. :D

[Great Expectations]

Tiger has slept with about 10 women over the last 3 years? I think he needs to have his libido checked for lack of activity more than he needs to go to sex rehab.

Tiger had the capability and time away from home to sleep with probably 400 women over the last 3 years.

[vailpass]

Tiger has slept with about 10 women over the last 3 years? I think he needs to have his libido checked for lack of activity more than he needs to go to sex rehab.

Tiger had the capability and time away from home to sleep with probably 400 women over the last 3 years.

What percentage of the total number of women Tiger has banged in the last 3 years do you think those women who have come forward represent?

[JohninGpt]

I hear they put electrodes on your nuts and make you watch porn.
Kind of a "Pavlovs Dog" thing in reverse.

[RJ]

I hear they put electrodes on your nuts and make you watch porn.
Kind of a "Pavlovs Dog" thing in reverse.

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Ouch!!.......

[Hammock Parties]

What's the opposite of sex rehab?

[Hammock Parties]

I knew a kid at our group home who inherited $30,000. He moved out, never got a job, never got a car, just a cheap apartment with little to no furniture. He blew all 30K in 6 months; a lot of it was thrown at strippers and booze. His dumbass had random strippers sleeping over at his place.

6 months later, he was homeless again. This time, he had no group home to run to.

http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/68/cool_story_bro.jpg

[Consistent1]

I knew a kid at our group home who inherited $30,000. He moved out, never got a job, never got a car, just a cheap apartment with little to no furniture. He blew all 30K in 6 months; a lot of it was thrown at strippers and booze. His dumbass had random strippers sleeping over at his place.

6 months later, he was homeless again. This time, he had no group home to run to.

Which brings up a great point about people wanting to volunteer and donate to shelters. If they saw some of those people in action they would be sick!!!! Sorry for being all serious here....wonder how many chicks Lebron is tagging weekly....there I feel better....

[COchief]

I always wonder why more celebrity men fail to adopt the Clooney life: "Bang one smoking hot supermodel after the next, and never get married". Men are generally only as faithful as their options, for celebrities this doesn't last long. I don't know why people can't be honest with themselves about who they are and what they want, which in most cases is to bang as much strange hot ass as possible.

[Hammock Parties]

I always wonder why more celebrity men fail to adopt the Clooney life: "Bang one smoking hot supermodel after the next, and never get married". Men are generally only as faithful as their options, for celebrities this doesn't last long. I don't know why people can't be honest with themselves about who they are and what they want, which in most cases is to bang as much strange hot ass as possible.

Short answer: people want to have their cake and eat it, too.

[Iowanian]

that would probably be a good place for him to meet chics with whom he's got something in common.

[JohninGpt]

that would probably be a good place for him to meet chics with whom he's got something in common.

Damn, the rich guys always get the sex addict girlfriends. It's not fair.

[vailpass]

that would probably be a good place for him to meet chics with whom he's got something in common.

Makes me think of that Will Ferrell movie Blades of Glory where he is in his Sex Anonymous meeting.

[teedubya]

Sex addiction is an illness that afflicts the affluent male. Causes include detachment, enui, an emotional void caused by childhood abandonment issues and an unfulfilled desire to be secure. Symptoms include the desire to have sex with available women of average to above average looks, viewing women as mere sex objects instead of people, and an inability to satisfy one's sexual appetite no matter how many sexual partners you have.

In the non-affluent male the symtpoms are the same or they would be if it was possible, the cause is testosterone combined with a lack of discipline and/or heavy alchohol consumption and instead of 'sex addiction' the condition is referred to as 'horny'.

We're Dooooooooooomed.

[Dartgod]

He's just looking for a new hookup.

[BIG_DADDY]

What's the opposite of sex rehab?

Geographically speaking that would be your moms basement.

[Fish]

Tiger doesn't have a sex addiction problem, he has an overly observant wife problem....

[Stewie]

Tiger Shark....

http://img121.imageshack.us/img121/3319/tigersharkl.jpg

[POND_OF_RED]

Tiger Woods is receiving treatment at a sex rehabilitation clinic in Mississippi, Benoit Denizet-Lewis, author of a book titled "America Anonymous: Eight Addicts in Search of a Life" and himself a recovering sex addict, wrote on his personal blog Monday, citing an unnamed source.

This guy seems pretty hypocritical.

[Rain Man]

Sex addiction is a horrible illness that affects more than 3 billion men worldwide.

[Redrum_69]

Geographically speaking that would be your moms basement.


lol

[RJ]

Geographically speaking that would be your moms basement.


I'll take "things about my mom's basement" for 100, Alex.

[chiefsfan4life1978]

I'm a sex addict but i don't want any help :evil:

[SLAG]

my wife has actually tried to pull the "you're a sex addict" card on me a few times.

but in my research it appears that the term sex addict is not something that is universally accepted as true - Im not sure that there is even a DSM IV Diagnosis for this.

Wiki has some good info and some good insight into it.

I for one do not believe in Sex addiction and if i was diagnosed I dont think I would want help.

[Mr. Flopnuts]

Addiction is the word used by people who can't won't tell themselves no.

[PRIEST]

Ok, so I guess I must say that I don't get "sex addiction" as a concept. I understand that any activity is destructive if taken too far, but basically all men are sex addicts. You also can't really abstain from it very easily, so you can't employ the methods used to deal with alcohol or drug addiction.

Just seems a bit odd.


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I would also fire every mother****** that had anything to do with his PR, talk about a mountain made out of a mole hill

[Redrum_69]

Tigers on the prowl...

http://www.wwtdd.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/tigerwoodssexrehab.jpg

[Chiefnj2]

Sex addiction = cop out for wealthy people who refuse to admit they messed up and don't want to give half of everything to their spouse.

[ClevelandBronco]

In Mississippi? Really?

[Molitoth]

Wow... so now we can be addicted to a very feeling that our creator gave us?

Imagine that.

It's SEX, it's natural. People need to get an effing clue.

[gblowfish]

Sex addiction = cop out for wealthy people who refuse to admit they messed up and don't want to give half of everything to their spouse.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XcATvu5f9vE

[ROYC75]

Is he getting his swing, driver & putter serviced ?

[MMXcalibur]

Sex addiction?
How in the hell are they going to room every male in existence?

(Oh...and I'll take a top bunk next to a window.)

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

President Kennedy saved this Country from nuclear annihilation. JFK; you go fuck Marylin Monroe and have a damned good time doing it, Sir.

President Clinton gave us one of the most thriving economies in decades, and gave the working man money in the bank, a roof over his head, and meat on the grill. President Clinton; you go fuck that fat intern and have a damned good time doing it, Sir.

Tiger Woods took the lamest goddamned sport in the history of mankind, and made it an Empire that people(and more importantly children)from all backgrounds and walks of life could have an interest in, even if it was only a casual, passing interest as in my case. He opened doors for other non-White golfers and practically built Nike Golf on his own.

Tiger; you go fuck those 20 women and have a damned good time doing it, Sir.

And Tiger's sponsors? You go fuck yourselves.

[Donger]

President Kennedy saved this Country from nuclear annihilation. JFK; you go **** Marylin Monroe and have a damned good time doing it, Sir.

President Clinton gave us one of the most thriving economies in decades, and gave the working man money in the bank, a roof over his head, and meat on the grill. President Clinton; you go **** that fat intern and have a damned good time doing it, Sir.

Tiger Woods took the lamest goddamned sport in the history of mankind, and made it an Empire that people(and more importantly children)from all backgrounds and walks of life could have an interest in, even if it was only a casual, passing interest as in my case. He opened doors for other non-White golfers and practically built Nike Golf on his own.

Tiger; you go **** those 20 women and have a damned good time doing it, Sir.

And Tiger's sponsors? You go **** yourselves.

Actually, Clinton was impeached and JFK's perceived weakness lead directly to the Cuban Missile Crisis.

[JD10367]

Tiger's a douche. He doesn't get a pass from being a douche just because he happens to swing a golf club well and happens to be black at the same time.

F**k one woman outside of your marriage, that's between you and your wife, people make mistakes, people have moments of weakness, et cetera. F**k twenty slutbags outside of your marriage... you're a douche.

Which is fine. The world needs douches. Most people are douches. But don't pretend you're not a douche if you're a douche. Don't go on TV and get all weepy and apologize. You're a douche, and you're apologizing to a bunch of sanctimonious douches who are probably very douchey in their own douchey ways. You're not sorry you were a douche; you're sorry you were a douche who got caught. You're only apologizing 'cause your douchey sponsers are taking your douchey millions away from you. Too f**king bad, you douche. If you didn't want to risk losing your billion-dollar sponsorships, you should have, oh, I dunno, kept Little Douche in his zipper maybe. But you didn't, so, guess what? You're f**ked. So shut up, stop trying to rebuild your image, and be happy with the "paltry" millions you make winning golf tournaments. Douche.

[philfree]

Tiger's a douche. He doesn't get a pass from being a douche just because he happens to swing a golf club well and happens to be black at the same time.

F**k one woman outside of your marriage, that's between you and your wife, people make mistakes, people have moments of weakness, et cetera. F**k twenty slutbags outside of your marriage... you're a douche.

Which is fine. The world needs douches. Most people are douches. But don't pretend you're not a douche if you're a douche. Don't go on TV and get all weepy and apologize. You're a douche, and you're apologizing to a bunch of sanctimonious douches who are probably very douchey in their own douchey ways. You're not sorry you were a douche; you're sorry you were a douche who got caught. You're only apologizing 'cause your douchey sponsers are taking your douchey millions away from you. Too f**king bad, you douche. If you didn't want to risk losing your billion-dollar sponsorships, you should have, oh, I dunno, kept Little Douche in his zipper maybe. But you didn't, so, guess what? You're f**ked. So shut up, stop trying to rebuild your image, and be happy with the "paltry" millions you make winning golf tournaments. Douche.

Get out and call up the girls friends....he's still so filthy rich they ain't saying no.....he is a douche...worse than John Daley at this point....are there not any real men left in a world full of twitter? Take no prisioners!

PhilFree:arrow:

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

Actually, Clinton was impeached and JFK's perceived weakness lead directly to the Cuban Missile Crisis.

Whatever, Donger. I miss not being poor. But hey, at least we got LBJ out of the deal and our current military contractors are getting fat, right?

That's all that matters. God Bless America.

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

Tiger's a douche. He doesn't get a pass from being a douche just because he happens to swing a golf club well and happens to be black at the same time.

F**k one woman outside of your marriage, that's between you and your wife, people make mistakes, people have moments of weakness, et cetera. F**k twenty slutbags outside of your marriage... you're a douche.

Which is fine. The world needs douches. Most people are douches. But don't pretend you're not a douche if you're a douche. Don't go on TV and get all weepy and apologize. You're a douche, and you're apologizing to a bunch of sanctimonious douches who are probably very douchey in their own douchey ways. You're not sorry you were a douche; you're sorry you were a douche who got caught. You're only apologizing 'cause your douchey sponsers are taking your douchey millions away from you. Too f**king bad, you douche. If you didn't want to risk losing your billion-dollar sponsorships, you should have, oh, I dunno, kept Little Douche in his zipper maybe. But you didn't, so, guess what? You're f**ked. So shut up, stop trying to rebuild your image, and be happy with the "paltry" millions you make winning golf tournaments. Douche.

Says who? You? I wouldn't apologize for a fucking thing.

[JD10367]

Says who? You? I wouldn't apologize for a ****ing thing.

Um, says everyone who isn't a DOUCHE.

Do you have a girlfriend? One that isn't silicone and inflatable? Ask her how she'd feel about you marrying her and then f**king twenty douchebags. You douche.

Douchity-douche douchapalooza. Douchealicious. Doucheaholic. "Hoo-hoo hoo! Tiger! You go! Just 'cause you're a golfer and black, you get Douche Carte Blanche! F**k all the women you want!" Knock knock. Who's there? DOUCHE.

And you're missing my point, douche. YOU have it RIGHT. I didn't SAY he should apologize. Quite the opposite. If you're GONNA be a douche, BE one. Don't f**king apologize for it. Don't say you "made a mistake", you were "wrong". F**k that shit. Stand up and say, "Hi. I'm a rich douche. I have a shitload of money and fame and, like most other guys who've had shitloads of money and fame, a lot of times I let it go to my head. My LITTLE head. Yeah, maybe I shouldn't have gotten married, 'cause I'm a douche who likes to f**k around. But I did. So that's that. My sponsors have the right to pull their campaigns and dump me. My fans have the right to be mad and not buy my stuff any more. But, you know what? I knew I risked all that when I jumped with both feet into douchedom. And I'm gonna stand up here like a man and say, 'I'm a douche, and I enjoy it, and I'm not apologizing for it.' Where I stick Little Tiger is no one's business but mine. If you don't like it, don't buy my souvenirs. Now, if you excuse me, I have to get back to practicing so I can annoy the shit out of everyone by kicking their asses in golf... WHILE F**KING TONS OF WOMEN. Why? BECAUSE I'M A DOUCHE, DAMMIT!! F**K YEAH!!"

If I wasn't married, and was ridiculously talented at something to the point where I could make millions doing it, and ridiculously hot women threw themselves at me? Yeah... I'd be a douche, too. And unlike Tiger I'd be a proud one. But note the "if I wasn't married" part. If Tiger wants to be a douche, man up and give the wife whatever amount of dead presidents it'll take to get her off your case. Shit, man, you've got more than the frigging Vatican. Buy your freedom, admit you're not cut out to be a husband, and douche away.

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

Um, says everyone who isn't a DOUCHE.

Do you have a girlfriend? One that isn't silicone and inflatable? Ask her how she'd feel about you marrying her and then f**king twenty douchebags. You douche.

Douchity-douche douchapalooza. Douchealicious. Doucheaholic. "Hoo-hoo hoo! Tiger! You go! Just 'cause you're a golfer and black, you get Douche Carte Blanche! F**k all the women you want!" Knock knock. Who's there? DOUCHE.

And you're missing my point, douche. YOU have it RIGHT. I didn't SAY he should apologize. Quite the opposite. If you're GONNA be a douche, BE one. Don't f**king apologize for it. Don't say you "made a mistake", you were "wrong". F**k that shit. Stand up and say, "Hi. I'm a rich douche. I have a shitload of money and fame and, like most other guys who've had shitloads of money and fame, a lot of times I let it go to my head. My LITTLE head. Yeah, maybe I shouldn't have gotten married, 'cause I'm a douche who likes to f**k around. But I did. So that's that. My sponsors have the right to pull their campaigns and dump me. My fans have the right to be mad and not buy my stuff any more. But, you know what? I knew I risked all that when I jumped with both feet into douchedom. And I'm gonna stand up here like a man and say, 'I'm a douche, and I enjoy it, and I'm not apologizing for it.' Where I stick Little Tiger is no one's business but mine. If you don't like it, don't buy my souvenirs. Now, if you excuse me, I have to get back to practicing so I can annoy the shit out of everyone by kicking their asses in golf... WHILE F**KING TONS OF WOMEN. Why? BECAUSE I'M A DOUCHE, DAMMIT!! F**K YEAH!!"

If I wasn't married, and was ridiculously talented at something to the point where I could make millions doing it, and ridiculously hot women threw themselves at me? Yeah... I'd be a douche, too. And unlike Tiger I'd be a proud one. But note the "if I wasn't married" part. If Tiger wants to be a douche, man up and give the wife whatever amount of dead presidents it'll take to get her off your case. Shit, man, you've got more than the frigging Vatican. Buy your freedom, admit you're not cut out to be a husband, and douche away.

WTF, you New England prick?!?!?

[Hootie]

man why did they let this douche back already?

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

man why did they let this douche back already?

Because I'm cooler than you'll ever be, Choke Wagon. Yay Manning!

[JD10367]

WTF, you New England prick?!?!?

Did I miss something here? Did you not say...

Tiger Woods took the lamest goddamned sport in the history of mankind, and made it an Empire that people(and more importantly children)from all backgrounds and walks of life could have an interest in, even if it was only a casual, passing interest as in my case. He opened doors for other non-White golfers and practically built Nike Golf on his own.

Tiger; you go **** those 20 women and have a damned good time doing it, Sir.

Your point being, because he's a black golfer, he has the right to f**k twenty women while he's married? That's one of the stupider things I've read on the Interwebz, which is no small feat.

Wasn't it Abe Lincoln who said, "Better to remain quiet and be thought a fool, than open your mouth and remove all doubt"? If it wasn't, it sounds like something he'd say. If you say something as patently f**king stupid as what you did, then you deserve to be douchified for it.

Yes, I'm a prick. But at least I'm not a douche.

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

Did I miss something here? Did you not say...



Your point being, because he's a black golfer, he has the right to f**k twenty women while he's married? That's one of the stupider things I've read on the Interwebz, which is no small feat.

Wasn't it Abe Lincoln who said, "Better to remain quiet and be thought a fool, than open your mouth and remove all doubt"? If it wasn't, it sounds like something he'd say. If you say something as patently f**king stupid as what you did, then you deserve to be douchified for it.

Yes, I'm a prick. But at least I'm not a douche.

WTF, You New England prick?!?!?

[Coogs]

So Tiger has been away for quite a while at sex rehab. Home for the weekend, and Elin is looking fine. Does he suggest a weekend of hot crazy sex? :hmmm:

[JD10367]

WTF, You New England prick?!?!?

Was the capital Y supposed to change the meaning?

Why you so douchey and Tiger-supporting, anyway? You make the baby Jesus cry. RaisedOnRiots was the first Friend request I got when I was a n00b here. And now he's dead, and you came back a douche-lover. You came back wrong, man.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/iaincarter/tiger_jacket595.jpg

[JD10367]

So Tiger has been away for quite a while at sex rehab. Home for the weekend, and Elin is looking fine. Does he suggest a weekend of hot crazy sex? :hmmm:

"Hey, baby, I'm in the mood for hot crazy sex."

"Me too, Tiger honey!"

Cool! I'm gonna head out then, and I'll be back on Sunday night. Good luck finding yours!" :::slam:::

LMAO

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

Was the capital Y supposed to change the meaning?

Why you so douchey and Tiger-supporting, anyway? You make the baby Jesus cry. RaisedOnRiots was the first Friend request I got when I was a n00b here. And now he's dead, and you came back a douche-lover. You came back wrong, man.



No.

I'm just sick and tired of "sexual outrage" in this Country. It's bullshit. It's all big, fucking, hypocritical bullshit. People fuck in this world; get over it.
He shouldn't have to beg, borrow, or steal to keep what he has made and earned in this life. Period.
His morals and proclivities are not yours or mine. And you know what? I'm cool with that.
I apologize for being a dick to you personally, but I'm tired of people making a big deal out of nothing. Great Men have to apologize or get impeached, slandered, or worse because they fucked, yet some "morally upright" asshole can plunge this Country in to fear, darkness, and economic collapse because he utters "God is good, God Bless America"?

Fuck...that.

I ain't hearing it or having it. Not any more.

[JD10367]

No.

I'm just sick and tired of "sexual outrage" in this Country. It's bullshit. It's all big, ****ing, hypocritical bullshit. People **** in this world; get over it.

Yes, people **** in this world. But they don't **** twenty other people, while they're married. What part of that do you not get?

He shouldn't have to beg, borrow, or steal to keep what he has made and earned in this life. Period.

And where does he have to "beg, borrow, or steal"? The guy's got millions upon millions. But he WILL lose a lot of money due to lost endorsements. Which is fair. When you live in a society, you agree to uphold some of their morals. When you then take endorsement money and set yourself out as a role model, and you reap millions of dollars, you're supposed to uphold those morals even more. If you moved to India, and they held you in high regard and kids and old people looked up to you and bought stuff with your name and picture on it, and then they found out you were a multiple-cow-serial-killer, guess what? They probably wouldn't like you too much. And here in America, people sort of have a thing against guys who get married and then f**k twenty hoebags on the side. It's not like these two had an open marriage. It's not like he's a Mormon. It's not like everyone knew he was a multiple-hoebag-pounding-douche BEFORE giving him huge endorsements. Any way you look at it, it's perfectly fair that he take a hit over this on the business side. And, like I said, he should've known that when he decided to stick his 7-iron in every hole on the golf course.

His morals and proclivities are not yours or mine. And you know what? I'm cool with that.

And, like I said, I would be too, but for those circumstances above. He PUT HIMSELF OUT as a role model. He was MARRIED. His wife DIDN'T KNOW (as far as we know) that he was a hoe-pounder. And he reveled in it, apparently.

I apologize for being a dick to you personally, but I'm tired of people making a big deal out of nothing.

Well, I'd bet almost everyone disagrees with your assertion that it was "nothing".

Great Men have to apologize or get impeached, slandered, or worse because they ****ed, yet some "morally upright" asshole can plunge this Country in to fear, darkness, and economic collapse because he utters "God is good, God Bless America"?

Wut?

Are you comparing Presidents who had (as far as we know) indiscretions with one woman, with a frigging GOLFER who had sex with dozens? Where's the correlation there? What does politics have to do with it? How is Tiger a "great man"? Color me WTF?.

[Chiefnj2]

Yes, people **** in this world. But they don't **** twenty other people, while they're married. What part of that do you not get?




Most people aren't Tiger Woods. Do you think there is a single night where he is out and women aren't throwing themselves at him?

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

Most people aren't Tiger Woods. Do you think there is a single night where he is out and women aren't throwing themselves at him?

JD's travel agent has failed him completely. :D

[Pupkin Rupert]

oh thank god...

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