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KCtotheSB
01-28-2010, 01:20 PM
Because right now, I'm farting up a storm and it literally smells like rotten eggs. Of course, I don't mind too much....everyone loves their own fragrance, yes? :)

Still, I can't think of any Mexican I've eaten in the past 24 hours. All I had was some string cheese, an apple, two bananas, some TGI Friday's Bacon Cheddar Potato Skin chips and some angel hair pasta. I don't see too many offenders on that list....maybe the chips?

Anyways, what makes your shit smell REALLY bad?

Der Flöprer
01-28-2010, 01:21 PM
Fiber and vegetables.

Frazod
01-28-2010, 01:23 PM
Curry. Ugh. :shake:

stlchiefs
01-28-2010, 01:24 PM
Tuna, Beans, Food

MVChiefFan
01-28-2010, 01:24 PM
There's no rhyme or reason to mine. But 98% of the time my farts and crap smells almost exactly like what I ate the most of last. i.e. chili, hot wings, taco bell, spaghetti. Weird as hell but my wife can attest to it.

Gonzo
01-28-2010, 01:24 PM
McDonalds.

Dicky McElephant
01-28-2010, 01:25 PM
Stagg Chili

L.A. Chieffan
01-28-2010, 01:26 PM
The draft cannot come soon enough

Mr. Plow
01-28-2010, 01:27 PM
Chinese Food.

Donger
01-28-2010, 01:27 PM
I'm pretty sure it's the poop, but I could be wrong.

tooge
01-28-2010, 01:27 PM
nothing really. Always smells great to me.

Fish
01-28-2010, 01:28 PM
It's not what type of food you eat, so much. It's how much bacteria was in whatever you ate. Evidently something you ate was loaded with nasty bacteria.

Der Flöprer
01-28-2010, 01:28 PM
My poop smells like roses.

Simply Red
01-28-2010, 01:29 PM
Nyquil.

MOhillbilly
01-28-2010, 01:30 PM
Human flesh.

rockymtnchief
01-28-2010, 01:30 PM
Burger King onion rings. I've avoided them for years now.

Fat Elvis
01-28-2010, 01:32 PM
Cabbage is a notable offender for me. Otherwise, my farts tend to smell like italian food.

journeyscarab
01-28-2010, 01:34 PM
McDonalds Double Cheese burgers.

bevischief
01-28-2010, 01:44 PM
Bud products...
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bevischief
01-28-2010, 01:44 PM
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BigVE
01-28-2010, 01:47 PM
Cabbage is a notable offender for me. Otherwise, my farts tend to smell like italian food.



Cabbage...holy bajeezus...wow. Killer gas. That and sunny side up eggs...boiled, scrambled not so much but sunny side up eggs are killers.

BigMeatballDave
01-28-2010, 01:53 PM
The draft cannot come soon enoughROFL

Sofa King
01-28-2010, 02:04 PM
Antifreeze

Sofa King
01-28-2010, 02:05 PM
but seriously, Chunky's "Chili"...


and green peppers make me uber gassy...

seclark
01-28-2010, 02:06 PM
Bud products...
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i was going to say michelob beer & deer jerky.
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Der Flöprer
01-28-2010, 02:21 PM
The draft cannot come soon enough

ROFL That flew right over my head the first time I read it.

Slainte
01-28-2010, 02:22 PM
Always like to help out the anonymous cowards on the BBB....


http://www.poopreport.com/Doctor/Knowledgebase/reallysmells.html

Buddy Rich
01-28-2010, 02:24 PM
Bad glory-hole sausage will make my poop stink.

MOhillbilly
01-28-2010, 02:27 PM
Bad glory-hole sausage will make my poop stink.

is that like...penis?:spock:

Frazod
01-28-2010, 02:34 PM
There's also something about McNuggets - after I eat them, they always make me fart, but it smells exactly like a McNugget, except from some awful bizzaro nightmare reality where a McNugget would smell like a McNugget and raw sewage all at the same time. It's really amazing, actually.

Sofa King
01-28-2010, 02:35 PM
Bad glory-hole sausage will make my poop stink.

this has to be a Gonzo mult... ROFL

HemiEd
01-28-2010, 02:36 PM
TGI Friday's Bacon Cheddar Potato Skin Chips

Those things are to die for, I make sure are at least three rows of them in our company vending machine.

'Hamas' Jenkins
01-28-2010, 03:13 PM
I tend to have irritable bowels (much like my posting style). As a result, my shits are often tarry.

Because of this, it tends to stack upon itself, rather than filter down like a log would.

It is a truly harrowing experience once the shit is above the water line in the bowl, and one of the main reasons why I perform courtesy flushes like an OCD guy would wash his hands.

Der Flöprer
01-28-2010, 03:16 PM
I tend to have irritable bowels (much like my posting style). As a result, my shits are often tarry.

Because of this, it tends to stack upon itself, rather than filter down like a log would.

It is a truly harrowing experience once the shit is above the water line in the bowl, and one of the main reasons why I perform courtesy flushes like an OCD guy would wash his hands.

LMAO I usually flush 2-3 times per poop session. 1 too many clogged toilets taught me that lesson. There was a time that I would dump the equivalent of a 4 year old every time I dropped a deuce.

Fish
01-28-2010, 03:21 PM
Some of you are obviously full of shit......

Pushead2
01-28-2010, 03:30 PM
Chocolate Cake.

Bane
01-28-2010, 03:31 PM
Just about anything from Taco Bell makes me tear the bathroom up.

Dartgod
01-28-2010, 03:58 PM
Home brew for me.

The live yeast left at the bottom of the bottle gets in my innards and produces some of the most explosive, deadly gas you've ever experienced.

Dayze
01-28-2010, 04:11 PM
I'm pretty sure it's the poop, but I could be wrong.

ROFL

damaticous
01-28-2010, 04:51 PM
beer, milk, almonds, and if i eat lots of veggies.

Dicky McElephant
01-28-2010, 04:53 PM
I tend to have irritable bowels (much like my posting style). As a result, my shits are often tarry.

Because of this, it tends to stack upon itself, rather than filter down like a log would.

It is a truly harrowing experience once the shit is above the water line in the bowl, and one of the main reasons why I perform courtesy flushes like an OCD guy would wash his hands.

LMAO I usually flush 2-3 times per poop session. 1 too many clogged toilets taught me that lesson. There was a time that I would dump the equivalent of a 4 year old every time I dropped a deuce.

Ever been to Germany?

They have toilets in the hotels over there that have a shelf across the back half of the bowl. Yeah that's right.....it fucking keeps your logs outside of the water until you flush. My bathroom fucking reeked the entire time I was in the hotel.

Gracie Dean
01-28-2010, 05:25 PM
I have Crohn's...everything makes it smell horrible

Mr. Laz
01-28-2010, 05:44 PM
Fiber and vegetables.this

RedThat
01-28-2010, 06:05 PM
My poop smell like a broken pipe. At times the stench can be like sewage or even worse methane gas. This is because I eat lots of protein. sometimes 16 egg whites a day to go with a 12 oz steak for lunch.

The Pedestrian
01-28-2010, 06:41 PM
The 3 Tacos:

Taco Bell
Taco Bueno
Taco John's

JD10367
01-28-2010, 06:56 PM
If I don't flush, and leave it floating in the bowl for two or three days.

JD10367
01-28-2010, 06:58 PM
I bet Cassel's shit smells a lot worse than Sanchez's. /haters