Thank you Dane McCloud

[Mr. Flopnuts]

I just got the most awesome phone call. Lindsey Lohan wants me to come down for the weekend sometime next month. I guess you knew she was a chubby chaser and you gave her my number. Now she wants to go out and party in LA with me. Totally rocks!!! You're the best dude. Facebook me!!!

Sincerely,

Mr. Flopnuts

[The Franchise]

Dane McCloud....you fucking suck! Just because I'm married and not as fat?!?!?! I HATE YOU!!!!

[DeezNutz]

I would fucking love to have the right to groom Dane's dogs.

[Mr. Flopnuts]

Dane McCloud....you fucking suck! Just because I'm married and not as fat?!?!?! I HATE YOU!!!!

Hey, I'm married. But I'm not dead. Besides, Lindsey Lohan is on my "list".

[Buck]

We're all Dane McCloud now.

[MOhillbilly]

im goin home to get my shine box to shine danes shoes. hope he doesnt mind if i let myself in.

[Mr. Flopnuts]

I would fucking love to have the right to groom Dane's dogs.

Ain't America great? In communist Russia, Dane's dogs groom you!

[Mr. Flopnuts]

LMAO This place just went into full awesome mode!!!

[DeezNutz]

Ain't America great? In communist Russia, Dane's dogs groom you!

Oh, you mean the animals?

[Reerun_KC]

I would ****ing love to have the right to groom Dane's ballsack.

FYP, I am pretty sure that is what you really meant...

:D

[The Franchise]

This is fucking awesome!!!! I've always wanted to try this.


GO FUCK YOURSELF!!!!!!


Awwww shit that felt awesome.

[DeezNutz]

You're welcome.

[Los Pollos Hermanos]

I am Sparta..... err Dane McCloud.


Who is Dane McCloud?

[Crush]

*sniff* Dreams do come true!!!

[Hootie]

JFC

[Mr. Flopnuts]

This is fucking awesome!!!! I've always wanted to try this.


GO FUCK YOURSELF!!!!!!


Awwww shit that felt awesome.

YOU'RE A FUCKING MORON!!!

Everybody on this board, and I mean EVERY GODDAMNED BODY knows that this year with the CBA, it's going to be a moron free off season. We've been talking about it for OVER A FUCKING YEAR.

PULL YOUR HEAD OUT OF YOUR ASS AND PAY ATTENTION YOU FUCKSTICK!!!

[Hootie]

I drive a Bentley and I've had sex with tons of girls!!!

[The Franchise]

YOU'RE A FUCKING MORON!!!

Everybody on this board, and I mean EVERY GODDAMNED BODY knows that this year with the CBA, it's going to be a moron free off season. We've been talking about it for OVER A FUCKING YEAR.

PULL YOUR HEAD OUT OF YOUR ASS AND PAY ATTENTION YOU FUCKSTICK!!!

Wait....wait.


MATT CASSEL IS FUCKING WORTHLESS!!!!

DRAFTING A RT IN THE 1ST ROUND IS BEYOND RETARDED!!!!!

[Hootie]

Downloading music is STEALING!

[MOhillbilly]

JFC

eat a dick fucktard!

[DeezNutz]

I drive a Bentley and I've had sex with tons of girls!!!

Fail.

Leave it to this dumb motherfucker to make it personal.

I drive a Lexus.

Now please go fuck yourself.

[Mr. Flopnuts]

Wait....wait.


MATT CASSEL IS FUCKING WORTHLESS!!!!

DRAFTING A RT IN THE 1ST ROUND IS BEYOND RETARDED!!!!!

:clap:

[Christofire]

Cause I'm Dane McCloudy, yes I'm the real Cloudy
All you other Dane McCloudys shouldn't be allowedy
So won't the real Dane McCloudy please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up

[KC native]

ROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFL

This is fucking awesome

[Halfcan]

Why all the dane hate? He is a pretty good dude.

[Mr. Flopnuts]

Why all the dane hate? He is a pretty good dude.

It's all TIC dude. At least for the most part. A lot of people didn't know that the band Rush first named their smash hit "The Spirit of Dane". They were forced to change it to "The Spirit of Radio" after Dane threatened to sue for copy right infringement.

[ChiTown]

Why all the dane hate? He is a pretty good dude.

Go fistfuck your mother

/daneMcRedrum

[Sofa King]

DOUCHENOZZLE

[teedubya]

Dane McCloud!! Fuck Yeah!! Coming again to save the mutha fucking day, YEAH!!

[teedubya]

OMG, I almost choked on my drink when I discovered that all of us are named DmC

[Buck]

Every single thread in the history of CP should just be merged and called the Dane McCloud thread.

[DMAC]

Can I be Diane McCloud?

[Fritz88]

wtf is going on

[ChiTown]

wtf is going on

Dane, we're playing a joke on fritz. Keep it on the down-low

[Scorp]

WTF is going on here? I feel dirty.

[teedubya]

Hey HEY You YOU, Get off Dane McCloud

[ChiTown]

WTF is going on here? I feel dirty.

Dane, we're playing a joke on Scorp. Keep it on the down-low.

[teedubya]

I feel so wealthy and über right now.

[Mr. Flopnuts]

You know we live in upside down world when Dane McCloud is stroking it to the new Chiefs.

[Buck]

I feel so wealthy and über right now.

You would, pussy.

[DMAC]

We all live next to __________________ !

[ChiTown]

We all live next to __________________ !

Dane McLoud -there really is no other possible answer.

[Lumpy]

OMG, I almost choked on my drink when I discovered that all of us are named DmC

Funny, I started grabbing my crotch and cussing like a sailor.

To the Dane!

[teedubya]

You would, pussy.

HEY FUCK YOU YOU FUCKIN' IDIOT!!!!

WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH ALL YOU FUCKIN' KNOW NOTHING DUMBFUCKS.

ILL STAB YOU IN THE EYE WITH MY PENIS!@!!!!!

[teedubya]

I feel like wounding vaginas.

[Sofa King]

wtf is going on

**** YOU!!!!!!!!11!

[HC_Chief]

HEY **** YOU YOU ****IN' IDIOT!!!!

WHAT THE **** IS UP WITH ALL YOU ****IN' KNOW NOTHING DUMB****S.

ILL STAB YOU IN THE EYE WITH MY PENIS!@!!!!!

Heh, I see you have been rep'ed.

[Crashride]

What have I missed about Dane the past couple of days?

[Sofa King]

What have I missed about Dane the past couple of days?

who?

[Crush]

**** YOU!!!!!!!!11!


TWO WORDS: AIDS TREE!!!!


JFC

[Sofa King]

TWO WORDS: AIDS TREE!!!!


JFC

**** * ***** you **** ******* **** ***

[Kerberos]

Holy crap this thread of full of pricks in name only.

[Scorp]

I am a golden GOD!

[KCrockaholic]

Strange.

[Hammock Parties]

To Dane,

For all the nights...

Gaynus.

[listopencil]

Wrap that rascal. She looks all tore up.

[Mr. Flopnuts]

ROFL I remember this.

[KCrockaholic]

ROFL I remember this.

It was a fun time.

[Rausch]

Wrap that rascal. She looks all tore up.

Test again.

Just to be sure...

[Eleazar]

Dane taught me how to love a woman and how to discipline a child

[Rausch]

Haters gonna' hate but suck it.

I love me some good angry Dane...

[ChiliConCarnage]

Dane taught me how to love a woman and how to discipline a child

and it was just one person