View Full Version : Misc So what will the Iranians announce on February 11th?

Rain Man
02-08-2010, 09:45 PM
They're claiming that it'll be bigger than their annual Lincoln's Birthday crackdown on students.


Khamenei: Iran Set to Deliver 'Punch' to Stun West on Anniversary
Monday, February 08, 2010

Iran's Supreme Leader Ayatollah Ali Khamenei gestures while speaking to his supporters in Tehran January 9, 2010.
Iran's Supreme leader Ayatollah Ali Khamenei said on Monday that Iran is set to deliver a "punch" that will stun world powers during this week's 31st anniversary of the Islamic revolution, AFP reported.

"The Iranian nation, with its unity and God's grace, will punch the arrogance (Western powers) on the 22nd of Bahman, February 11, in a way that will leave them stunned," Khamenei, who is also Iran's commander-in-chief, told a gathering of air force personnel according to AFP.

The country's top cleric was marking the occasion when Iran's air force gave its support to revolutionary leader Ayatollah Ruhollah Khomeini, a key event which led to the toppling of the U.S.-backed shah on February 11, 1979.

His reported comments came as Iran said it would begin to produce higher enriched uranium from Tuesday, in defiance of Western powers trying to ensure the country's nuclear drive is peaceful.

This year's anniversary is expected to become a flashpoint between security forces and supporters of opposition leaders Mir Hossein Mousavi and Mehdi Karroubi, who charge that the June re-election of President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad was rigged.

Opposition supporters are expected to stage anti-government protests on Thursday when the traditional regime-sponsored marches to mark the revolution take place across the country.

Mousavi renewed his call for demonstrations on the February 11 anniversary.

Just over a week ago, he and Karroubi had implicitly called for a gathering of their supporters.

"The 22nd of Bahman is upon us, truly it should be called the day of gathering," Mousavi said on his Kaleme.org website Monday, according to AFP.

"I feel we have to participate while maintaining the collective spirit as well as our identity and leave an impression," Mousavi said.

"Anger and bitterness should not take our control away.

"The clerics should know that since imprisonment, beatings, and other confrontational methods are done in the name of Islam and the Islamic regime, it is hurting Islam and we all should try to stop," he added.

Anti-government protests were first triggered after the June 12 presidential election won by Ahmadinejad.

Over the past eight months, several thousand people were arrested. Some were released and others were given hefty prison terms, among them politicians, journalists and human rights activists.

Two protesters were tried, convicted and hanged in the aftermath of the election.

Khamenei told the air force personnel the "most important aim of the sedition after the election was to create a rift within the Iranian nation, but it was unable to do so and our nation's unity remained a thorn in its eyes.

02-08-2010, 09:47 PM
No more tomato basil hummus

02-08-2010, 09:47 PM
Scary IRBM launch.

02-08-2010, 09:48 PM
Oh, or a new supercavitating torpedo.

02-08-2010, 11:32 PM
promises is all they ever give

02-09-2010, 12:07 AM
They have hired Carl Peterson to run PR affairs for the gov't.

02-09-2010, 12:16 AM
They have hired Carl Peterson to run PR affairs for the gov't.

No, Carl demanded five years, so they passed

02-09-2010, 12:22 AM
I heard Ahmadinejad just landed at KCI earlier today... and my real estate friend said he is looking for a tent in La Cygne.....

02-09-2010, 01:17 AM
Didn't see an option for Ahmadinejad and Ayatollah Ali Khamenei coming out of the closet and admitting to being fuck buddies........so I'm doing a write in.

Titty Meat
02-09-2010, 01:20 AM
They will announce that you can now fuck a women who isn't a virgin.

02-09-2010, 07:11 AM
The Ayatollah is the new host of "The Tonight Show"?

(That might actually be pretty funny. Better than Leno, for sure.)

MeaTy The Pimp
02-09-2010, 07:36 AM
Will their announcement begin with the Iranian equivelant of "Okay Gang..."

02-09-2010, 07:38 AM
They will announce that they were just kidding, Jews are just alright-y with them.

02-09-2010, 07:45 AM
They'll endorse pork; the other white meat.

02-09-2010, 07:55 AM
On Feb 11th Iran will 'punch' the Western powers by revealing some really dark poetry about arrogance written on the back of Iran's notebook during home room yesterday. A stunned Western world will throw Iran's notebook down the hallway and dunk Iran's head in the toilet of the boys bathroom.

02-09-2010, 08:02 AM
They'll reveal that they prefer young boys and donkeys for sexual pleasure. The world will be shocked I say! Shocked! to learn this BRAND NEW INFORMATION

Sofa King
02-09-2010, 08:17 AM
They'll reveal the weather sucks there.

02-09-2010, 09:30 AM
Frankie goes to Dollywood