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DMAC
02-09-2010, 11:02 PM
This might take some brain power fuckers. Or it may be a repost.

Rausch
02-09-2010, 11:04 PM
Rival teams toilet seats...

big nasty kcnut
02-09-2010, 11:05 PM
I want a chiefs desk. Also want a chiefs cheerleader.

Rausch
02-09-2010, 11:06 PM
Also want a chiefs cheerleader.

Eh.....probably not.

Reaper16
02-09-2010, 11:06 PM
Shirts that say "Super Bowl Champions 20__"

Rausch
02-09-2010, 11:08 PM
Shirts that say "Super Bowl Champions 20__"

They've had those out for 10 years...

DMAC
02-09-2010, 11:09 PM
Rival teams toilet seats...

Ive always thought they should put the opposing teams urinal cakes in the arrowhead piss trofs.

Thig Lyfe
02-09-2010, 11:10 PM
Ive always thought they should put the opposing teams urinal cakes in the arrowhead piss trofs.

lol trofs?

cdcox
02-09-2010, 11:11 PM
Chiefs suspicious white powder from Arrowhead.

cdcox
02-09-2010, 11:12 PM
Carl Peterson memorial leather coffee cup.

DMAC
02-09-2010, 11:13 PM
lol trofs?

Sorry mr wizard, i dont have spell chekker enabeled.

Thig Lyfe
02-09-2010, 11:15 PM
Sorry mr wizard, i dont have spell chekker enabeled.

Yeah, you gotta have magic powers to spell "trough" correctly.

Psyko Tek
02-09-2010, 11:18 PM
if you're just gonna piss in it troff is close enough

Thig Lyfe
02-09-2010, 11:21 PM
if you're just gonna piss in it troff is close enough

NO! RESPECT THE TROUGH!!!

Rain Man
02-09-2010, 11:23 PM
A Lake Dawson jersey so casual football fans will think I got the wrong number, but real football fans would appreciate the humor.

ChiefJustice
02-09-2010, 11:24 PM
A jet-pack that is fueled by my burning hatred of the Broncos

Rausch
02-09-2010, 11:24 PM
Cutler tampons would be cool...

KCrockaholic
02-09-2010, 11:29 PM
A Lake Dawson jersey so casual football fans will think I got the wrong number, but real football fans would appreciate the humor.

I could only imagine all the dumbass Bronco fans coming up to me and saying. "your number is wrong!". I would just bust out laughing each time.

KCrockaholic
02-09-2010, 11:30 PM
I don't know if they exist, but I think it would be cool to have Chiefs blue jean pants. You know, with the logo sewn into the pant leg or something.

sportsman1
02-09-2010, 11:33 PM
Kansas City Chiefs Urinal Kegs FTW!

Mastashake
02-09-2010, 11:51 PM
A Lake Dawson jersey so casual football fans will think I got the wrong number, but real football fans would appreciate the humor.

:D

I'd like to see Chiefs brand broadheads...

acesn8s
02-10-2010, 12:21 AM
A Carl Peterson punching bag.

POND_OF_RED
02-10-2010, 12:27 AM
A severed foot from the kicker who shall go unnamed.

acesn8s
02-10-2010, 12:36 AM
The Arrowhead dildo collection.

The Dante Hall - Its just a little fuck
The Carl Peterson - The king of fuck ups
The Lin Elliot - A huge dildo because nobody fucks up like Lin.

POND_OF_RED
02-10-2010, 12:39 AM
The Arrowhead dildo collection.

The Dante Hall - Its just a little ****
The Carl Peterson - The king of **** ups
The the kicker that shall go unnamed - A huge dildo because nobody ****s up like Lin.

:doh!::doh!::doh!:

LMAO

Kyle DeLexus
02-10-2010, 06:07 AM
Chief condoms so that you think you have a solid foundation for defense, then you switch to a 3-4 and knock up 3 chicks from 3 different buffets.

burt
02-10-2010, 07:37 AM
A Chiefs jersey. Number 09 on the front. Number 40+ on the back. The name would read "AND COUNTING"

burt
02-10-2010, 07:38 AM
I would also like a t-shirt with the mixture Cubs/Chiefs logo.

Sofa King
02-10-2010, 07:38 AM
a button... a simple button... that whenever i push it, it causes a broncos fan to punch himself/herself in the face..... hard....

not to be limited to just fans... players, coaches, staff etc... as well..

Sofa King
02-10-2010, 07:39 AM
I would also like a t-shirt with the mixture Cubs/Chiefs logo.

you're a glutton for punishment aren't you...

burt
02-10-2010, 07:40 AM
you're a glutton for punishment aren't you...

yeah.....still married.......

Tango&Cash
02-10-2010, 07:50 AM
Chiefs ZUBA pants. My dad has a pair, the pair that I have don't fit me anymore, as it's been about 15-20 years since I've last worn them.

rageeumr
02-10-2010, 07:50 AM
A sideline cap that doesn't look like it belongs at Kansas Speedway?

blaise
02-10-2010, 07:53 AM
Dwayne Bowe special edition Butterfinger bar.

Bearcat
02-10-2010, 08:00 AM
A Peyton Manning jersey.

blaise
02-10-2010, 08:08 AM
A Peyton Manning jersey.

A current Jared Allen jersey.

Sofa King
02-10-2010, 08:20 AM
yeah.....still married.......

i'm so sorry to hear.... you're in my prayers...

burt
02-10-2010, 08:43 AM
i'm so sorry to hear.... you're in my prayers...

Why thank you, kind sir. The purgatory will be made a little easier when I relocate to southern Florida.

InChiefsHell
02-10-2010, 09:54 AM
A "Dammit Carl" foam brick to throw at my TV.

CosmicPal
02-10-2010, 09:54 AM
I always thought it'd be nice to have a toilet designed in the replica of Mile High Stadium. Every time I sit down, I take a big 'ol dump in their "field"

DMAC
02-10-2010, 10:00 AM
A "Dammit Carl" foam brick to throw at my TV.oh thats a good one.

Soon to be a Holy Pioli! brick.

tooge
02-10-2010, 10:01 AM
A red phone that actually let me call down to the coach during a game. With an arrowhead on it of course.

bkkcoh
02-10-2010, 10:50 AM
Replicas of the Lombardi Trophy's the Chiefs have won recently for the long-time fans to enjoy.

Jilly
02-10-2010, 11:44 AM
Only in Chiefs.

Molitoth
02-10-2010, 11:46 AM
I want a Peyton Manning Chiefs jersey.

InChiefsHell
02-10-2010, 12:07 PM
I want a Peyton Manning Chiefs jersey.

Already mentioned. Post Fail...

Tytanium
02-10-2010, 12:09 PM
I want a Ryan Succop #256 Mr Irrelevant jersey.

MikeMaslowski
02-10-2010, 01:38 PM
Seriously,

Arrowhead should have a brewery with beers named after players.

A Chiefs edition Harley Davidson.

Chiefs logo sneakers.

A ceiling fan light globe with the KC logo on it.

A reality show that follows them through EVERY season/offseason.

That's it for now.

DMAC
02-10-2010, 01:50 PM
A reality show that follows them through EVERY season/offseason.

Oh jeez, let's not do that again.:facepalm:

Jilly
02-10-2010, 01:52 PM
seriously, I've looked everywhere for some sort of chiefs swimwear and nothing. I'd also like them to make ladies merchandise that isn't built for a tall slender woman with no chest. I swear, every ladies shirt I get my girls end up making it a mid-drift.

DMAC
02-10-2010, 01:57 PM
seriously, I've looked everywhere for some sort of chiefs swimwear and nothing. I'd also like them to make ladies merchandise that isn't built for a tall slender woman with no chest. I swear, every ladies shirt I get my girls end up making it a mid-drift.http://shop.fanhouse.com/Kansas-City-Chiefs-Womens-Striped-String-Bikini-_386090717_PD.html


http://product.images.dreamsretail.com/41-99/41-99156-P.jpg

stevieray
02-10-2010, 02:01 PM
A Chiefs edition Harley Davidson.

Chiefs logo sneakers.


Deron Cherry rode a Chiefs Harley onto the field once..

Reebok makes a Chiefs sneaker..eighty bones...:shake:

personally, I'd like to see them sell Chiefs First Down Elvis shades...they already make the red velvet ballcap...

InChiefsHell
02-10-2010, 02:05 PM
I want a Ryan Succop #256 Mr Irrelevant jersey.

No you don't, it'll just ensure that we trade him in a couple of seasons...

Monty
02-10-2010, 02:06 PM
Deron Cherry rode a Chiefs Harley onto the field once..

Reebok makes a Chiefs sneaker..eighty bones...:shake:

personally, I'd like to see them sell Chiefs First Down Elvis shades...they already make the red velvet ballcap...

My wife bought me those sneakers a couple of years ago...less bones though. They're great shoes. I'd been looking for something like that for quite some time.

I owe you a phone call too. I haven't forgotten. :)

Monty
02-10-2010, 02:07 PM
http://shop.fanhouse.com/Kansas-City-Chiefs-Womens-Striped-String-Bikini-_386090717_PD.html


http://product.images.dreamsretail.com/41-99/41-99156-P.jpg

Good find, but I think that further proves Jilly's point. How are you going to stuff some 36DD's in that? :eek:

gblowfish
02-10-2010, 02:07 PM
I'd like a "Chiefs Fan #1 foam finger" autographed by you know who.

Monty
02-10-2010, 02:08 PM
I'd like a "Chiefs Fan #1 foam finger" autographed by you know who.

ROFL

DMAC
02-10-2010, 02:09 PM
Good find, but I think that further proves Jilly's point. How are you going to stuff some 36DD's in that? :eek:Boobs pouring out of a bikini top is all the rage.

MOhillbilly
02-10-2010, 02:10 PM
fore & buttstock for my shotgun in KC red with gold trim and a Arrowhead on either side of the stock.

stevieray
02-10-2010, 02:11 PM
I'd like a "Chiefs Fan #1 foam finger" autographed by you know who.

dont be shy g-man..I'll sign it..;)

stevieray
02-10-2010, 02:14 PM
My wife bought me those sneakers a couple of years ago...less bones though. They're great shoes. I'd been looking for something like that for quite some time.

I owe you a phone call too. I haven't forgotten. :)
ya, they're pretty sharp..good to know they came down in price.

Jilly
02-10-2010, 02:53 PM
Good find, but I think that further proves Jilly's point. How are you going to stuff some 36DD's in that? :eek:

This post is somewhat very creepy to me.....

and while I like that swimsuit.....I would never wear it.

Monty
02-11-2010, 11:16 AM
This post is somewhat very creepy to me.....

and while I like that swimsuit.....I would never wear it.

Creepy? How so? That certainly wasn't the intent. :-)