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Ralphy Boy
02-10-2010, 05:21 PM
Okay so I've resisted posting this until now and debated whether or not to fuel the fire of hatred toward him, but I'm really shocked that someone else hasn't given him this nickname yet.

Matt Cancel, as in
Matt Cancelanyhopeofasuperbowlwin
Matt Cancelmyseasontickets

I've been one of his biggest defenders and started a couple of threads about it: Trent Green & Matt Cassel, get off Cassel's back (http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?p=6326989#post6326989) and Cassel, some numbers. (http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?p=6420422#post6420422)

Thig Lyfe
02-10-2010, 05:22 PM
LOL-O-MATIC

Hog Farmer
02-10-2010, 05:25 PM
How bout Matt Sackel

milkman
02-10-2010, 05:27 PM
You want to know why no one has made up and posted that nickname before?

Because it really kinda sucks.

kstater
02-10-2010, 05:28 PM
I see your Cancel and raise you:

SCOTT EGOLI

DeezNutz
02-10-2010, 05:28 PM
It's a solid effort.

But it rolls off the tongue about as efficiently as a football rolls off the fingertips of our sack of fucking shit "franchise" QB.

Bacon Cheeseburger
02-10-2010, 05:31 PM
Matt Ca$hhole.

Count Zarth
02-10-2010, 05:34 PM
Flatt Cassel

coined by JDub.

WhitiE
02-10-2010, 05:36 PM
Matt Ca$hhole.

better than the OP

JD10367
02-10-2010, 05:36 PM
"Hey. It's three days after the Super Bowl. There's nothing to do. I'm bored. Got any ideas?"

"Yeah... why don't you start another Cassel-bashing circle-jerk thread where we can beat up on him and Pioli some more?"

"Great idea! Those assholes have had a whole season to turn this franchise around! They suck, don't they?!?"

"Yeah, they do!! Hey, scoot a little closer, it makes the circle-jerk easier..."

Mr. Flopnuts
02-10-2010, 05:37 PM
I've been calling him Matt Casshole since around week 4.

Chocolate Hog
02-10-2010, 05:38 PM
You want to know why no one has made up and posted that nickname before?

Because it really kinda sucks.

LOL!

milkman
02-10-2010, 05:41 PM
"Hey. It's three days after the Super Bowl. There's nothing to do. I'm bored. Got any ideas?"

"Yeah... why don't you start another Cassel-bashing circle-jerk thread where we can beat up on him and Pioli some more?"

"Great idea! Those assholes have had a whole season to turn this franchise around! They suck, don't they?!?"

"Yeah, they do!! Hey, scoot a little closer, it makes the circle-jerk easier..."

That's not at all how our super secret bash the Chiefs and the Patrifying of the Chiefs meetings go.

Chocolate Hog
02-10-2010, 05:43 PM
That's not at all how our super secret bash the Chiefs and the Patrifying of the Chiefs meetings go.

Yea I heard you guys clean eachothers taints with pickels and then eat it. Is that true?

Reerun_KC
02-10-2010, 05:44 PM
"Hey. It's three days after the Super Bowl. There's nothing to do. I'm bored. Got any ideas?"

"Yeah... why don't you start another Cassel-bashing circle-jerk thread where we can beat up on him and Pioli some more?"

"Great idea! Those assholes have had a whole season to turn this franchise around! They suck, don't they?!?"

"Yeah, they do!! Hey, scoot a little closer, it makes the circle-jerk easier..."


ROFL

That should be the motto for ChiefsPlanet....

How perfect was that?

DA_T_84
02-10-2010, 05:45 PM
Peter North.

milkman
02-10-2010, 05:46 PM
Yea I heard you guys clean eachothers taints with pickels and then eat it. Is that true?

That's just your fantasy.

You'll have to find another secret group to join to indulge in that activity.

okiedokieokoye
02-10-2010, 05:47 PM
gay jokes...Brilliant!

Extra Point
02-10-2010, 05:49 PM
gay jokes...Brilliant!

NO, billayant.

milkman
02-10-2010, 05:51 PM
NO, billayant.

Now see, that's how a good play on words work.

Chocolate Hog
02-10-2010, 05:52 PM
NO, billayant.

Correct. I am smarter than everyone else on this board.

MahiMike
02-10-2010, 05:58 PM
Mods, please cancel this thread...

kstater
02-10-2010, 06:04 PM
Correct. I am smarter than everyone else on this board.


Correct English would require you to put two (2) space between the period in your first sentence and the beginning of your second sentence.

DeezNutz
02-10-2010, 06:07 PM
Correct English would require you to put two (2) space between the period in your first sentence and the beginning of your second sentence.

Incorrect.

That's an issue of style, not grammatical accuracy. And it's an annoying practice, too. Whoever taught you the "two-space rule" should rub his/her genitalia on a Roberto Alomar shrub.

kstater
02-10-2010, 06:09 PM
Incorrect.

That's an issue of style, not grammatical accuracy. And it's an annoying practice, too. Whoever taught you the "two-space rule" should rub his/her genitalia on a Roberto Alomar shrub.

LMAO

BossChief
02-10-2010, 06:11 PM
"Hey. It's three days after the Super Bowl. There's nothing to do. I'm bored. Got any ideas?"

"Yeah... why don't you start another Cassel-bashing circle-jerk thread where we can beat up on him and Pioli some more?"

"Great idea! Those assholes have had a whole season to turn this franchise around! They suck, don't they?!?"

"Yeah, they do!! Hey, scoot a little closer, it makes the circle-jerk easier..."

If there were a post of the month, I would the whole thing

Jethopper
02-10-2010, 06:17 PM
Wobbly Launcher V.2 Jr!

jjchieffan
02-10-2010, 06:39 PM
I would be happy with calling him Superbowl MVP. But what the hell, lets jump on the Fatlock name calling bandwagon. I don't read his crap anymore, but I imagine he surely has some lame ass name like he did for Green.

Thig Lyfe
02-10-2010, 06:44 PM
I would be happy with calling him Superbowl MVP. But what the hell, lets jump on the Fatlock name calling bandwagon. I don't read his crap anymore, but I imagine he surely has some lame ass name like he did for Green.

That lame ass name actually originated here at CP. Don't remember who. Ph-something.

|Zach|
02-10-2010, 06:45 PM
Lame.

Deberg_1990
02-10-2010, 06:54 PM
Lame.

Zach Cantstandtohaveanyfun

|Zach|
02-10-2010, 07:02 PM
Zach Cantstandtohaveanyfun

Nah, I like fun and funny things.

Bolded part important.

Bunit
02-10-2010, 08:11 PM
Fuck matt cassel but seriously guy, matt cancel. Come on man.

Reerun_KC
02-10-2010, 08:13 PM
I am sticking with Mark Castle.....

thurman merman
02-10-2010, 09:35 PM
I prefer Matt Assel.

Mr. Flopnuts
02-10-2010, 10:44 PM
Mine's totally the best.

jbwm89
02-10-2010, 10:47 PM
Matt Casserole

Mastashake
02-10-2010, 11:32 PM
"Hey. It's three days after the Super Bowl. There's nothing to do. I'm bored. Got any ideas?"

"Yeah... why don't you start another Cassel-bashing circle-jerk thread where we can beat up on him and Pioli some more?"

"Great idea! Those assholes have had a whole season to turn this franchise around! They suck, don't they?!?"

"Yeah, they do!! Hey, scoot a little closer, it makes the circle-jerk easier..."

There should be a sub-forum called, "Glazin' Doughnuts."

Baby Lee
02-11-2010, 08:56 AM
Now see, that's how a good play on words work.

And that's how subject verb agreement doesn't. ;)