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Jilly
02-11-2010, 09:17 AM
Besides a steak and a BJ....

what's the best, most creative, most memorable gift/event/gesture your wife/SO has given you for Valentine's Day?

Pestilence
02-11-2010, 09:18 AM
Given me?

Is it bad that I don't remember anything I've gotten for Valentine's Day?

DMAC
02-11-2010, 09:18 AM
Needing some ideas eh?

BigVE
02-11-2010, 09:22 AM
Isn't V-day usually a "giving" holiday for guys and a "receiving" holiday for gals?

oldandslow
02-11-2010, 09:23 AM
Honestly,

She had a local guy build me a new hay feeder for my horses...

Not real romantic, perhaps, but for me it was the most thoughtful gift she could have given...

which is to say, each couple is different and that is a good thing.

DMAC
02-11-2010, 09:23 AM
Isn't V-day usually a "giving" holiday for guys and a "receiving" holiday for gals?

Only if you have a worthless "receiving only" gal.

Demonpenz
02-11-2010, 09:24 AM
I love the office V-day episode. When Roy tells pam... I didn't give you any gifts, but I am going to give you the best V-day sex ever. Man that shows you Roy knows nothing about Pam

wild1
02-11-2010, 09:26 AM
"besides"?

seclark
02-11-2010, 09:27 AM
Given me?

Is it bad that I don't remember anything I've gotten for Valentine's Day?

we must have got the same thing.
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Pestilence
02-11-2010, 09:29 AM
we must have got the same thing.
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I remember getting cards.....but honestly.....nothing else. I don't care honestly.....Valentine's day is all about her anyways.

Hog Farmer
02-11-2010, 09:30 AM
Besides a steak and a BJ....

what's the best, most creative, most memorable gift/event/gesture your wife/SO has given you for Valentine's Day?


Sorry, steak and BJ are what every man wants. Except for maybe a hay feeder for the horses. Has anyone ever gotten one of those ?

Jilly
02-11-2010, 09:32 AM
I remember getting cards.....but honestly.....nothing else. I don't care honestly.....Valentine's day is all about her anyways.

Seriously?

I'm not really looking for ideas cuz I try my best to take care of Sully's needs....but I'm curious how creative your ladies get. I'm also curious if, as men, you care more about it being a romantic gift or a thoughtful gift or a useful gift.

oldandslow
02-11-2010, 09:32 AM
Sorry, steak and BJ are what every man wants. Except for maybe a hay feeder for the horses. Has anyone ever gotten one of those ?

Only you and me HF...

Jilly
02-11-2010, 09:33 AM
Sorry, steak and BJ are what every man wants. Except for maybe a hay feeder for the horses. Has anyone ever gotten one of those ?

I doubt that s and BJ are all that exciting if it's something that happens often enough....so aside from those, what gifts have you received that youv'e loved?

Pestilence
02-11-2010, 09:34 AM
Seriously?

I'm not really looking for ideas cuz I try my best to take care of Sully's needs....but I'm curious how creative your ladies get. I'm also curious if, as men, you care more about it being a romantic gift or a thoughtful gift or a useful gift.

95% of the time I'll take a thoughtful or useful gift. Romantic gifts are nice....but they usually end up sitting on my dresser. I only wear one ring and one necklace....both given to me by my wife.

Hog Farmer
02-11-2010, 09:34 AM
Seriously?

I'm not really looking for ideas cuz I try my best to take care of Sully's needs....but I'm curious how creative your ladies get. I'm also curious if, as men, you care more about it being a romantic gift or a thoughtful gift or a useful gift.

A Bj is all those things.

seclark
02-11-2010, 09:39 AM
i usually have roses sent to her office, but don't ever remember getting anything from her.

we usually go out for supper.
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BigRedChief
02-11-2010, 09:41 AM
i usually have roses sent to her office, but don't ever remember getting anything from her.

we usually go out for supper.
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yeah if you don't send roses to her work you suck.....how'd that ever get to be some social snafu to avoid?

MOhillbilly
02-11-2010, 09:42 AM
i hate bullshit holidays. Christmas,Thanksgiving,4th of July,Easter, & Memorial Day are the only one imo that make a shit bit.

The rest of em are fluff for chicks

Pestilence
02-11-2010, 09:43 AM
My wife actually doesn't like red roses. She'd rather have purple tulips.

I'm cooking her dinner on Sunday. That's only special because I don't cook at all.

L.A. Chieffan
02-11-2010, 09:45 AM
ill take the bj but not the steak.

ill cook that shit myself thanks

Jilly
02-11-2010, 09:46 AM
My wife actually doesn't like red roses. She'd rather have purple tulips.

I'm cooking her dinner on Sunday. That's only special because I don't cook at all.

So what you cooking, S&D?

I like roses occasionally, I can't remember the last time I got roses, actually. Isn't it weird how things start out with roses on your car or as surprises once a week, and now the best present might just be some time alone at home?

Tango&Cash
02-11-2010, 09:46 AM
MU/KU bball tickets @ The Phog

seclark
02-11-2010, 09:46 AM
My wife actually doesn't like red roses. She'd rather have purple tulips.

I'm cooking her dinner on Sunday. That's only special because I don't cook at all.

my wife says she doesn't really want the flowers, but she doesn't want candy either. i'd buy her a bottle of booze, but it would be almost empty before it would get to her.
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Pestilence
02-11-2010, 09:47 AM
So what you cooking, S&D?

I like roses occasionally, I can't remember the last time I got roses, actually. Isn't it weird how things start out with roses on your car or as surprises once a week, and now the best present might just be some time alone at home?

She loves my mom's meatloaf recipe......so I'll be making that.

Shit....I totally understand. Time alone is going to be non-existant when the twins are born.

MOhillbilly
02-11-2010, 09:50 AM
im gettin my woman a rose bush. I get her roses about every other month so its kinda played.

So ill do that + card + make her something to eat.

Hog Farmer
02-11-2010, 09:51 AM
So what you cooking, S&D?

I like roses occasionally, I can't remember the last time I got roses, actually. Isn't it weird how things start out with roses on your car or as surprises once a week, and now the best present might just be some time alone at home?


Funny you would say that as a certain person just PM'd me and wanted me to suggest a threesome would be a wonderful gift.

Jilly
02-11-2010, 09:54 AM
Funny you would say that as a certain person just PM'd me and wanted me to suggest a threesome would be a wonderful gift.

I would have thought he'd PM me first, if you're talking about Sully?

JD10367
02-11-2010, 10:26 AM
My wife and I do not "celebrate" Valentine's Day. It's a totally made-up, commercial, capitalist holiday. My wife (thank God) is not the kind of woman who requires a new and gaudy piece of jewelry routinely. So, what we've been doing is, on Valentine's Day, instead of supporting the jewelry stores, we go buy a shitload of dog and cat food and bring it to a local animal shelter.

Dayze
02-11-2010, 10:28 AM
we usually don't do much. we're always broke (or, broek enough where we don't have the $ lying around to buy gifts etc). we usually just do something low key.

I think this year we're going to see some Imax thing at Union Station in KC; might get some chocolate at the place in there (can't recall the name); stop off at Border's (she's a book worm) for coffee and a book or two; head home and maybe watch a movie or two.

i lucked out; her favorite flowers are carnations.

Dayze
02-11-2010, 10:29 AM
My wife and I do not "celebrate" Valentine's Day. It's a totally made-up, commercial, capitalist holiday. My wife (thank God) is not the kind of woman who requires a new and gaudy piece of jewelry routinely. So, what we've been doing is, on Valentine's Day, instead of supporting the jewelry stores, we go buy a shitload of dog and cat food and bring it to a local animal shelter.

that's a good idea, actually.

Donger
02-11-2010, 10:30 AM
I can't recall a single thing.

mikeyis4dcats.
02-11-2010, 10:32 AM
chicken pot pie and anal.

JD10367
02-11-2010, 10:34 AM
chicken pot pie and anal.

Who gets what? :D

Jilly
02-11-2010, 10:35 AM
My wife and I do not "celebrate" Valentine's Day. It's a totally made-up, commercial, capitalist holiday. My wife (thank God) is not the kind of woman who requires a new and gaudy piece of jewelry routinely. So, what we've been doing is, on Valentine's Day, instead of supporting the jewelry stores, we go buy a shitload of dog and cat food and bring it to a local animal shelter.

It's actually not. Well, it's sorta turned into that, but it really was a religious holiday at one point and time. Still is in teh Greek Orthodox church.

Mastashake
02-11-2010, 10:41 AM
I heard a commercial saying women should get their guy a firearm for Valentine's Day.

It said, "Give a gift he can reload." Then said something about home protection.

JD10367
02-11-2010, 10:41 AM
It's actually not. Well, it's sorta turned into that, but it really was a religious holiday at one point and time.

Yeah, but no one celebrates Valentine's Day in memory of an ancient dude who might have been marrying Christians against the rules of the time. They celebrate Valentine's Day because the media and the calendar command, "Time to go spend some money."

I just don't feel the need to take one day a year to buy expensive jewelry, an overpriced dinner out, or a box of fattening chocolates. If you tell your partner you love them, you probably do it very often already; if you don't, then doing it one day a year doesn't matter much IMO. We'd rather know we fed some shelter dogs and cats for a few days. JMO.

Frazod
02-11-2010, 10:42 AM
Besides a steak and a BJ....

what's the best, most creative, most memorable gift/event/gesture your wife/SO has given you for Valentine's Day?

Other than the steak and BJ?

Silence.

:)

Jilly
02-11-2010, 10:42 AM
Yeah, but no one celebrates Valentine's Day in memory of an ancient dude who might have been marrying Christians against the rules of the time. They celebrate Valentine's Day because the media and the calendar command, "Time to go spend some money."

I just don't feel the need to take one day a year to buy expensive jewelry, an overpriced dinner out, or a box of fattening chocolates. If you tell your partner you love them, you probably do it very often already; if you don't, then doing it one day a year doesn't matter much IMO. We'd rather know we fed some shelter dogs and cats for a few days. JMO.

you're kinda crotchety today. Bad day? Anything we can do to help?

JD10367
02-11-2010, 10:42 AM
I heard a commercial saying women should get their guy a firearm for Valentine's Day.

It said, "Give a gift he can reload."

Well, technically, a BJ would qualify as well. :)

Nzoner
02-11-2010, 10:43 AM
Besides a steak and a BJ....

what's the best, most creative, most memorable gift/event/gesture your wife/SO has given you for Valentine's Day?

My mrs gathered all my concert ticket stubs and arranged them in a large frame and then hot glued the words Jammin' Joe(which was from my high school and DJ days) vertically down the inside.

That was many years ago but to this day still the only gift I remember with clarity.

eazyb81
02-11-2010, 10:44 AM
Just got mine last night since i'll be out of town on business next week. It wasn't anything huge, two books and a DVD that I had mentioned in passing that I wanted along with three of my favorite snack foods, but I really liked it because it showed she actually listened and put some thought into what I would like, instead of just getting me something random.

I'll probably get her flowers and candy, that's what she always wants.

Jilly
02-11-2010, 10:46 AM
My mrs gathered all my concert ticket stubs and arranged them in a large frame and then hot glued the words Jammin' Joe(which was from my high school and DJ days) vertically down the inside.

That was many years ago but to this day still the only gift I remember with clarity.

that was a sweet gift.....

Nzoner
02-11-2010, 10:49 AM
that was a sweet gift.....

Sweet would be covering her in Hershey's Chocolate syrup and licking it off,this gift was cool as hell.

Mastashake
02-11-2010, 10:51 AM
There's no real point in saying what guys get. I don't think I've ever gotten a gift for Valentine's day. Most holidays, excluding Thanksgiving, are for women and children. Think about Christmas, and how many presents guys get (and what they are). Even Father's Day, in comparison to Mother's Day is weak.

I have to say I don't understand how sex and/or steak is considered a gift. Even oral sex. Both people do that. Its not like a woman is doing you a favor when you have sex with her or eat a steak together. This is done multiple times throughout a year. Why would something that usually happens happening on a holiday make it a present? Just looking for clarification.

Jilly
02-11-2010, 10:52 AM
There's no real point in saying what guys get. I don't think I've ever gotten a gift for Valentine's day. Most holidays, excluding Thanksgiving, are for women and children. Think about Christmas, and how many presents guys get (and what they are). Even Father's Day, in comparison to Mother's Day is weak.

I have to say I don't understand how sex and/or steak is considered a gift. Even oral sex. Both people do that. Its not like a woman is doing you a favor when you have sex with her or eat a steak together. This is done multiple times throughout a year. Why would something that usually happens happening on a holiday make it a present? Just looking for clarification.


are you always so serious and logical?

Jilly
02-11-2010, 10:53 AM
Sweet would be covering her in Hershey's Chocolate syrup and licking it off,this gift was cool as hell.

you are right, that is an ever sweeter gift

Mastashake
02-11-2010, 10:53 AM
are you always so serious and logical?

:D yes. Is that bad?

Will you answer my question?

JD10367
02-11-2010, 10:56 AM
you're kinda crotchety today. Bad day? Anything we can do to help?

F**k you. I'm leaving this place.

























Just kidding! :D

I'm not crotchety at all. I just dislike commercialism. Christmas has gone the same route. Few people buy gifts to express affection, and even fewer commemorate the religious aspects; it's become, "Aw, crap, time to figure out what cheap gift to send Uncle Frank and Aunt Bertha in Peoria".

I would think, however, that most people will say that the best gifts were the personal-touch ones. Not the gaudy jewelry or expensive electronic toy, but the thoughtful dinner, romantic getaway, or special gift. (Same reason most parents probably don't care about the tie or the sweater they get from their kids when they're older, but cherish the poorly-made glue-and-stick or watercolor creations they made as kids.)

Donger
02-11-2010, 10:56 AM
There's no real point in saying what guys get. I don't think I've ever gotten a gift for Valentine's day. Most holidays, excluding Thanksgiving, are for women and children. Think about Christmas, and how many presents guys get (and what they are). Even Father's Day, in comparison to Mother's Day is weak.

I have to say I don't understand how sex and/or steak is considered a gift. Even oral sex. Both people do that. Its not like a woman is doing you a favor when you have sex with her or eat a steak together. This is done multiple times throughout a year. Why would something that usually happens happening on a holiday make it a present? Just looking for clarification.

Of course a blow job is a gift.

Mastashake
02-11-2010, 11:01 AM
Of course a blow job is a gift.

Yes. So is a steak. But when you get it a lot already, then its not a special occasion gift. If Valentine's day is really as special as it is, then shouldn't there be a greater gift than something that can be done any day?

I just think something should be done that will not get done on any other day of the year.

And Jilly never answered my questions. :-)

Mr. Laz
02-11-2010, 11:04 AM
other than sex and a card i don't know that i've really received a gift.

i'm not a big fan of candy so i never really got much of anything when i was young either. :shrug:

Donger
02-11-2010, 11:05 AM
Yes. So is a steak. But when you get it a lot already, then its not a special occasion gift. If Valentine's day is really as special as it is, then shouldn't there be a greater gift than something that can be done any day?

I just think something should be done that will not get done on any other day of the year.

And Jilly never answered my questions. :-)

If she says, "Here's a BJ for Valentine's Day," then it's a Valentine's Day BJ.

Simple.

Mastashake
02-11-2010, 11:09 AM
If she says, "Here's a BJ for Valentine's Day," then it's a Valentine's Day BJ.

Simple.

*sigh* So be it.

But the women also shouldn't get upset when she gets three flowers of a kind she doesn't really like and chocolate-covered pecans when she really likes caramel.

There's no point in a gift if there's no thought put into it. It seems to defeat the whole purpose. Valentine's is a day where you step back, realize how great your partner is, and make an actual effort to show them this is the case. When you phone it in with the same gift you've given her for the last five years, or all she does is open her mouth, then you're only furthering the idea you take the relationship for granted. It shows you don't care even that much more.

Guy: I'm doing this so I don't get in trouble.
Girl: He got me something, so I guess I have to do something tonight.

wild1
02-11-2010, 11:11 AM
the best gift ever would be if she would say exactly what she means for the next 1 year.

and give the same gift every year.

(cue the posts from women about how "I'm not like that..."... as every woman would say... ha)

JD10367
02-11-2010, 11:11 AM
Yes. So is a steak. But when you get it a lot already, then its not a special occasion gift. If Valentine's day is really as special as it is, then shouldn't there be a greater gift than something that can be done any day?

Simple. Ask your hot g/f if she can talk her hot BFF into giving you a BJ while the g/f watches. :D Then it's both.

sedated
02-11-2010, 11:11 AM
I just dislike commercialism. Christmas has gone the same route. Few people buy gifts to express affection, and even fewer commemorate the religious aspects; it's become, "Aw, crap, time to figure out what cheap gift to send Uncle Frank and Aunt Bertha in Peoria".


agreed. there are few things that display how sad our society is than seeing a bunch of people picking through the "holiday gift" displays on X-mas eve, trying to pick out some generic trinket to wrap up and give to some relative that they only see once a year and know nothing about.

RJ
02-11-2010, 11:12 AM
Seriously, how many guys are going to say "Aw geez, a blowjob again? She gives me the same thing every year. And besides, I just had one last weekend. Gosh, I wish she'd put more thought into her gift ideas!".


Tie for Fathers Day = Bad gift idea

Blow job for Valentines Day = Great gift idea

Jilly
02-11-2010, 11:13 AM
*sigh* So be it.

But the women also shouldn't get upset when she gets three flowers of a kind she doesn't really like and chocolate-covered pecans when she really likes caramel.

There's no point in a gift if there's no thought put into it. It seems to defeat the whole purpose. Valentine's is a day where you step back, realize how great your partner is, and make an actual effort to show them this is the case. When you phone it in with the same gift you've given her for the last five years, or all she does is open her mouth, then you're only furthering the idea you take the relationship for granted. It shows you don't care even that much more.

Guy: I'm doing this so I don't get in trouble.
Girl: He got me something, so I guess I have to do something tonight.


that's why I said no steak and blow job because that's not a very special gift...I was curious about how thoughtful everyone's partners were.

sedated
02-11-2010, 11:13 AM
*sigh* So be it.

But the women also shouldn't get upset when she gets three flowers of a kind she doesn't really like and chocolate-covered pecans when she really likes caramel.

There's no point in a gift if there's no thought put into it. It seems to defeat the whole purpose. Valentine's is a day where you step back, realize how great your partner is, and make an actual effort to show them this is the case. When you phone it in with the same gift you've given her for the last five years, or all she does is open her mouth, then you're only furthering the idea you take the relationship for granted. It shows you don't care even that much more.

Guy: I'm doing this so I don't get in trouble.
Girl: He got me something, so I guess I have to do something tonight.

you are lame. you remind me of Mooo.


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JD10367
02-11-2010, 11:14 AM
agreed. there are few things that display how sad our society is than seeing a bunch of people picking through the "holiday gift" displays on X-mas eve, trying to pick out some generic trinket to wrap up and give to some relative that they only see once a year and know nothing about.

Hence the reason the wife and I simply buy a shitload of store giftcards for her family, tailoring each card to a store we think the person likes to shop at (e.g. Kohl's for the sister-in-law, Lowe's Home Improvement for her brother, and EB Games for the niece and nephew). I'd rather give someone a giftcard and let them buy something they actually WANT. Impersonal? Probably. But it beats buying some crappy gift they have to fake-ooh-and-aah over when they open it, knowing they hate it and will take it back ASAP...

Pestilence
02-11-2010, 11:15 AM
agreed. there are few things that display how sad our society is than seeing a bunch of people picking through the "holiday gift" displays on X-mas eve, trying to pick out some generic trinket to wrap up and give to some relative that they only see once a year and know nothing about.

Giftcards FTW!

Nzoner
02-11-2010, 11:16 AM
Seriously, how many guys are going to say "Aw geez, a blowjob again? She gives me the same thing every year. And besides, I just had one last weekend. Gosh, I wish she'd put more thought into her gift ideas!".


Blow job for Valentines Day = Great gift idea

Blow job with ice cubes in her mouth for Valentine's day=Great and thoughtful gift idea

JD10367
02-11-2010, 11:17 AM
Blow job with ice cubes in her mouth for Valentine's day=Great and thoughtful gift idea

Do you prefer whole-cube, or crushed ice?

What's your position on Dippin' Dots? :D

Nzoner
02-11-2010, 11:19 AM
Do you prefer whole-cube, or crushed ice?

What's your position on Dippin' Dots? :D

No preference,a chill on my dill is sure to fullfill

Jilly
02-11-2010, 11:19 AM
Blow job with ice cubes in her mouth for Valentine's day=Great and thoughtful gift idea

Doesn't that hurt? Iv'e never done that because I always think it would hurt.

BigCatDaddy
02-11-2010, 11:20 AM
3 - some.

JD10367
02-11-2010, 11:20 AM
No preference,a chill on my dill is sure to fullfill

You're like a poet, man. That's even better than "if the glove does not fit, you must acquit". :)

JD10367
02-11-2010, 11:21 AM
Doesn't that hurt? Iv'e never done that because I always think it would hurt.

It doesn't hurt at all, I just make sure the chunks of ice don't have any sharp edges to scrape the inside of my cheeks.

Oh, wait... Uh.... Nevermind I said that. Move along, nothing to see here!

Nzoner
02-11-2010, 11:22 AM
Doesn't that hurt? Iv'e never done that because I always think it would hurt.

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Mastashake
02-11-2010, 11:25 AM
you are lame. you remind me of Mooo.


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Sorry I'm lame. I'll shut up. :-( But surely I'm not the only person who thinks this way?

Don't you guys ever think about this stuff? Am I that weird?

Maybe I'm overly analytical. They say the unexamined life isn't worth living, but maybe I've gone too far...

Jilly
02-11-2010, 11:26 AM
It doesn't hurt at all, I just make sure the chunks of ice don't have any sharp edges to scrape the inside of my cheeks.

Oh, wait... Uh.... Nevermind I said that. Move along, nothing to see here!

ROFLROFL

Jilly
02-11-2010, 11:27 AM
Sorry I'm lame. I'll shut up. :-( But surely I'm not the only person who thinks this way?

Don't you guys ever think about this stuff? Am I that weird?

Maybe I'm overly analytical. They say the unexamined life isn't worth living, but maybe I've gone too far...

you're not that lame....but you are kinda buzzkill here!

BigRedChief
02-11-2010, 11:27 AM
Do you prefer whole-cube, or crushed ice?

Altoids

thurman merman
02-11-2010, 11:27 AM
Sorry, steak and BJ are what every man wants. Except for maybe a hay feeder for the horses. Has anyone ever gotten one of those ?

ROFL

Jilly
02-11-2010, 11:27 AM
Altoids

that hurts like hell

Mastashake
02-11-2010, 11:28 AM
you're not that lame....but you are kinda buzzkill here!

What did I buzzkill? I don't get it. Is it because I'm too serious?

I figured people would like to discuss stuff. Everyone else likes to argue football and whatnot, and I didn't see the difference.

Jilly
02-11-2010, 11:34 AM
What did I buzzkill? I don't get it. Is it because I'm too serious?

I figured people would like to discuss stuff. Everyone else likes to argue football and whatnot, and I didn't see the difference.

It's cool. You are who you are....and yes, we do like to discuss, but it's a valentine's gift and you're analyzing the shit out of Valentine's Day!!!!! Just have fun with it!!!!!

Pestilence
02-11-2010, 11:35 AM
Altoids

Dear Lord man....curiously strong should go nowhere near that area.

JD10367
02-11-2010, 11:38 AM
Dear Lord man....curiously strong should go nowhere near that area.

"Ooh, yeah, baby... That feels good.... Yeah, I love when you slide your hand up and down like that.. You... Uh.... Baby? Baby?!? HOLY F**K, WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU USING?!? AAAAAHHHH, GET IT OFF ME!!!!!"

"I'm sorry, honey, I just thought you might be in a kinky mood, so instead of hand cream I grabbed some Ben-Gay. Don't it feel good?!?"

Delano
02-11-2010, 11:38 AM
It's cool. You are who you are....and yes, we do like to discuss, but it's a valentine's gift and you're analyzing the shit out of Valentine's Day!!!!! Just have fun with it!!!!!

It is what Mooo/Tiger Pig/Mastashake does. Overanalyze the trivial.
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Delano
02-11-2010, 11:40 AM
"Ooh, yeah, baby... That feels good.... Yeah, I love when you slide your hand up and down like that.. You... Uh.... Baby? Baby?!? HOLY F**K, WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU USING?!? AAAAAHHHH, GET IT OFF ME!!!!!"

"I'm sorry, honey, I just thought you might be in a kinky mood, so instead of hand cream I grabbed some Ben-Gay. Don't it feel good?!?"

Like fucking a habanero.
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Deberg_1990
02-11-2010, 11:42 AM
im convinced that Valentines Day is conspiracy holiday created by Hallmark, Florists and Jewlers in order to move product.

Sully
02-11-2010, 11:43 AM
I wanna go to CVS and buy all the Valentines Day cards, and watch all the guys who waited till the last minute panic.
There's nothing funnier than watching a guy try to turn the star of David on a Bar Mitzva card into a heart.

JD10367
02-11-2010, 11:47 AM
I wanna go to CVS and buy all the Valentines Day cards, and watch all the guys who waited till the last minute panic.
There's nothing funnier than watching a guy try to turn the star of David on a Bar Mitzva card into a heart.

Yeah, but, what's better is, you set up a table outside, and then re-sell all the cards at twice the value. :thumb:

Earthling
02-11-2010, 11:48 AM
I bought my wife a new washing machine for valentines day once. I slept on the couch for a week.

Iowanian
02-11-2010, 11:57 AM
You're starting to annoy the shit out of me, tigermooopigshashake

There's no real point in saying what guys get. I don't think I've ever gotten a gift for Valentine's day. Most holidays, excluding Thanksgiving, are for women and children. Think about Christmas, and how many presents guys get (and what they are). Even Father's Day, in comparison to Mother's Day is weak.

I have to say I don't understand how sex and/or steak is considered a gift. Even oral sex. Both people do that. Its not like a woman is doing you a favor when you have sex with her or eat a steak together. This is done multiple times throughout a year. Why would something that usually happens happening on a holiday make it a present? Just looking for clarification.

Iowanian
02-11-2010, 12:00 PM
I can't recall anything I've gotten, other than a box of cookies brideowanian made when we first started dating. They dried out and were beaten to dust in the mail....but I appreciated the effort.

Historically, the more effort I've put into V-day, the more its blown up in my face. Be happy I remembered a card and have time for dinner....don't spend money, I'll take the hummer.

Jilly
02-11-2010, 12:12 PM
I wanna go to CVS and buy all the Valentines Day cards, and watch all the guys who waited till the last minute panic.
There's nothing funnier than watching a guy try to turn the star of David on a Bar Mitzva card into a heart.

If that's what you want honey.....we can do that. ROFL Cheap and it doesn't involve me cooking.

Mastashake
02-11-2010, 12:21 PM
You're starting to annoy the shit out of me, tigermooopigshashake

Sorry. What are you looking for?

Should I not analyze stuff like everything else?

Is it okay to analyze Matt Cassel but not Valentine's Day?

I'm looking for clarification.

BigCatDaddy
02-11-2010, 12:22 PM
The gift that keeps on giving.... www.Realdoll.com

Mr. Plow
02-11-2010, 01:10 PM
Our anniversary is Feb. 12th, so we typically roll everything together for both. This year, I'm getting her something that she's been whining about for months....and iPod touch. Not really a romantic gift, but I know she'll love it. Plus, we are headed for a night out tomorrow....supper, out to a comedy show, and then a nice hotel.

JD10367
02-11-2010, 01:12 PM
If that's what you want honey.....we can do that. ROFL Cheap and it doesn't involve me cooking.

Geez... how many of you people are married to each other, LOL?

Jilly
02-11-2010, 01:25 PM
Geez... how many of you people are married to each other, LOL?

It's understandable you don't realize we're married. We try to stay out of each other's way in here for the most part!

tooge
02-11-2010, 01:34 PM
I doubt that s and BJ are all that exciting if it's something that happens often enough....so aside from those, what gifts have you received that youv'e loved?

Uless its happeniing 5 times a week its not enough.

Mr. Plow
02-11-2010, 01:37 PM
Ohhhh....and to answer the ACTUAL question - I don't want her to get me anything, I'd rather spend the money on her.

tooge
02-11-2010, 01:39 PM
If that's what you want honey.....we can do that. ROFL Cheap and it doesn't involve me cooking.

I first read that as "it doesn't involve me choking" heh.

tooge
02-11-2010, 01:42 PM
Actually, I like to cook. If she would tell me what she wants for dinner, and it can be anything, I would give her the ingredients list to go get. Then I make a killer dinner for her. Its a win win. We both get a killer dinner. Then a bj

Mr. Plow
02-11-2010, 01:46 PM
Actually, I like to cook. If she would tell me what she wants for dinner, and it can be anything, I would give her the ingredients list to go get. Then I make a killer dinner for her. Its a win win. We both get a killer dinner. Then a bj

Lazy ass....go get your own ingredients.

Hog Farmer
02-11-2010, 01:46 PM
Actually, I like to cook. If she would tell me what she wants for dinner, and it can be anything, I would give her the ingredients list to go get. Then I make a killer dinner for her. Its a win win. We both get a killer dinner. Then a bj


You both get a Bj ?

TrebMaxx
02-11-2010, 01:56 PM
Very interesting question there Jilly. I have thought about it for awhile now and to be honest I can't think of anything. I usually just get a card from her and that is cool by me. I know she probably spent a lot of time searching for just that right card that says how she feels. I know this by the way her eyes glisten a little when I read them. We always talk about Vday prior to the day and agree to just get cards. But I like mix it up. I always get her a card. She doesn't like candy so that is out. Flowers work well or taking her out to dinner. Then sometimes I will pop for something special but then again I like to spoil her for putting up with me for all these years. This year I am going to get her a string of pearls because I know she has been wanting them and her old string met their demise in a accident with one of our dogs. She won't be expecting them and that makes it so much better. Plus, I can go around singing "she wants a pearl necklace" if you know what I mean. I know she will! Maybe I'll get lucky.

tooge
02-11-2010, 01:56 PM
You both get a Bj ?

heh. In this scenario, just me.

Hog Farmer
02-11-2010, 02:07 PM
I gotta be honest, I ain't gettin my wife shit. Why you ask ? because she doesn't deserve it. She don't work , she don't cook, she don't clean, she don't do shit. I even gotta give my own Bj's and fix my own steak. Why would I waste my hard earned money on her.

Stewie
02-11-2010, 02:07 PM
It's never gifts, just dinner at home or a restaurant.

The best gift I ever got was when I was in the 3rd grade. The girl I "loved" gave me a candied heart with the word "love" or some such thing. She moved away the next year, but went to KU when I was there. All I have to say is I had an eye for beauty as a 3rd grader.

Hog Farmer
02-11-2010, 02:09 PM
It's never gifts, just dinner at home or a restaurant.

The best gift I ever got was when I was in the 3rd grade. The girl I "loved" gave me a candied heart with the word "love" or some such thing. She moved away the next year, but went to KU when I was there. All I have to say is I had an eye for beauty as a 3rd grader.

That sucks not being in love since the 3rd grade.


Unless your in the 4th.

keg in kc
02-11-2010, 02:13 PM
I think the best gift I've seen was the one I gave myself, when I stopped getting involved in relationships. Life is so much better without all that foolishness.

Plus my birthday is the 15th, so VD has never been big on my list of holidays.

Hog Farmer
02-11-2010, 02:24 PM
I think the best gift I've seen was the one I gave myself, when I stopped getting involved in relationships. Life is so much better without all that foolishness.

Plus my birthday is the 15th, so VD has never been big on my list of holidays.

VD is not a holiday. It's a disease.

keg in kc
02-11-2010, 02:28 PM
VD is not a holiday. It's a disease.I wouldn't argue with that.

DTLB58
02-11-2010, 04:12 PM
I can't remember any gifts she has gotten me for V-day.

I usually go out of my way to tell her this holiday is all about her and I'm good with that. We have been married 20 years now, she dosen't nag, we have great sex and it was her idea for my Man Cave. (pic in sig) So I do my best to spoil her on V-day,B-day,Anniversary and x-mas.

This weekend we are going to Des Moines to take in the Tim McGraw concert and I just arranged for her to receive a dozen pink (her favorite color) roses at work on Monday.

Both of those will make her very happy. :thumb

Joie
02-11-2010, 06:58 PM
I usually get Aces a big box of his favorite candy.

We always celebrate later. My favorite flowers are daisies...so if I'm lucky I get those. And we'll have dinner and do something special, like a concert.

And we ALWAYS have pizza on Valentine's Day. We had it our first V-Day together, and it's been a tradition ever since. We also usually get the girls something for V-Day...that's something my Dad did too. He gave me a single rose every year until Aces and I moved in together. Then he figured I had someone else to take care of me.

Joie
02-11-2010, 07:01 PM
Geez... how many of you people are married to each other, LOL?

Jilly and Sully, Phobia and Pink, Acesn8s and me...I don't know of any other Planeteers that are married to each other (that I can think of anyway).


Like Jilly and Sully, we don't really get into each other's way on here.

Mr. Plow
02-11-2010, 07:16 PM
Jilly and Sully, Phobia and Pink, Acesn8s and me...I don't know of any other Planeteers that are married to each other (that I can think of anyway).


Like Jilly and Sully, we don't really get into each other's way on here.


I'm married to you all - I better get some good shit for Valentine's Day.

Joie
02-11-2010, 07:38 PM
I'm married to you all - I better get some good shit for Valentine's Day.

I thought you'd probably just knock your wife up again....:evil:

damaticous
02-11-2010, 07:45 PM
for the past 5 years I've just sent some CHEAP flowers to her work, send some CHEAP flowers to both her daughters at school, and take them all out to dinner.

For the past year the little lady has had to work a lot so we don't get to see each other that much. Kind of weird, we live together, but we only see each other for maybe a TOTAL of 2-3 hours a week. Depressing really.

So this year we thought it would be nice to get away from the homestead, work, and kids and have a nice, fun, and exciting weekend to ourselves. We are expecting the best valentines day and weekend we've had in a VERY long time.

Saturday we are going to Red Lobster for lunch, check in to the Holiday inn downtown KC, going to see a movie at AMC in the Power and Light (cinea suites of course). after the movie we plan on hanging around Power and light (hopefully getting hammered) till we decide to go pass out at our hotel.

Sunday (valentines day) we plan on sleeping in, eating a little lunch, chillin out (and probably getting drunk again) somewhere. then check in to Chateau Avalon, head to the Legends, drink and have some more fun, go back Chateau Avalon and soak in the tub till the wee hours of the morning.

Well, that's the G rated version anyway. :)

Sandyskc
02-11-2010, 08:38 PM
Hubby and I don't really do much for valentines day. We gave up spending money on overpriced gifts. He is always surprising me with flowers and I try to show him how I feel all year long.

Mastashake
02-11-2010, 08:43 PM
I gotta be honest, I ain't gettin my wife shit. Why you ask ? because she doesn't deserve it. She don't work , she don't cook, she don't clean, she don't do shit. I even gotta give my own Bj's and fix my own steak. Why would I waste my hard earned money on her.

Why are you even married, then? LOL

Jenson71
02-12-2010, 12:29 AM
I gotta be honest, I ain't gettin my wife shit. Why you ask ? because she doesn't deserve it. She don't work , she don't cook, she don't clean, she don't do shit. I even gotta give my own Bj's and fix my own steak. Why would I waste my hard earned money on her.

LMAO

DaKCMan AP
02-12-2010, 06:06 AM
Valentine's is a day where you step back, realize how great your partner is, and make an actual effort to show them this is the case.

Nope, sorry. That's EVERY day, not just Valentine's day.

I wanna go to CVS and buy all the Valentines Day cards, and watch all the guys who waited till the last minute panic.
There's nothing funnier than watching a guy try to turn the star of David on a Bar Mitzva card into a heart.

http://wearestjohns.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/cougar-town.jpg

Mr. Plow
02-12-2010, 06:29 AM
I thought you'd probably just knock your wife up again....:evil:

I don't even look in her direction for fear she might end up pregnant.

Sully
02-12-2010, 07:07 AM
Nope, sorry. That's EVERY day, not just Valentine's day.



http://wearestjohns.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/cougar-town.jpg

Yep. I love that show.

jjchieffan
02-12-2010, 08:56 AM
DOn't do Valentines Day. Never have, never will. Stupid commercial event where florist can triple their normal prices for no reason.