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Mr. Laz
02-12-2010, 03:04 PM
from Dolphins


per ESPN

DeezNutz
02-12-2010, 03:05 PM
Cool. Now we won't have to trade for him.

Detoxing
02-12-2010, 03:05 PM
what was his issue again? That he wasn't a full time starter?

well...he would be here

Chocolate Hog
02-12-2010, 03:07 PM
Whats the chances the Chiefs sign Porter & Pierce? I say 50%.

'Hamas' Jenkins
02-12-2010, 03:08 PM
Porter was a really good player, but I think he's on the decline.

That, combined with his world class cocksuckery would make him a peculiar choice for the Chiefs, especially if we care about "The Right 53".

Chocolate Hog
02-12-2010, 03:10 PM
Porter was a really good player, but I think he's on the decline.

That, combined with his world class one who sucks the penisy would make him a peculiar choice for the Chiefs, especially if we care about "The Right 53".

Over 30 check
On the decline check
THE PATRIOT WAY

Detoxing
02-12-2010, 03:12 PM
I think he's on the decline.


Excellent. So he'll be a Chief.

Micjones
02-12-2010, 03:13 PM
Porter had 9 sacks last season.
I'd take him. He can still get after it. That's what we need.
Help with rushing the passer.

That said, I STILL draft an OLB and ILB in April.

*Side Note. - Porter hails from Kansas City. I had no idea (not that this should have any bearing on him coming here).

Detoxing
02-12-2010, 03:15 PM
Porter had 9 sacks last season.
I'd take him. He can still get after it. That's what we need.
Help with rushing the passer.

That said, I STILL draft an OLB and ILB in April.

*Side Note. - Porter hails from Kansas City. I had no idea (not that this should have any bearing on him coming here).

According to Rotoworld, Porter wants to play on the West Coast, so not sure if that Rules out the Chiefs. But then again...money talks...

'Hamas' Jenkins
02-12-2010, 03:15 PM
Porter had 9 sacks last season.
I'd take him. He can still get after it. That's what we need.
Help with rushing the passer.

That said, I STILL draft an OLB and ILB in April.

*Side Note. - Porter hails from Kansas City. I had no idea (not that this should have any bearing on him coming here).

Porter grew up in California. He's from KC like Eminem is from St. Joe.

Count Alex's Losses
02-12-2010, 03:16 PM
If we have to choose between Porter and Vrabel, give me Porter.

Short Leash Hootie
02-12-2010, 03:20 PM
he wants to play out west...and I'm sure some team like Arizona would take him in a second...so we're not going to get him

Johnny Vegas
02-12-2010, 03:21 PM
If we have to choose between Porter and Vrabel, give me Porter.

but Porter can't line up on the offense and post up for a TD like Vrabel can....

Gonzo
02-12-2010, 03:21 PM
If we have to choose between Porter and Vrabel, give me Porter.

This..

Of course that's like saying, "If I had a choice between being anally raped with a sandpaper covered ax-handle or winning the lottery, I'd pick the lottery."

Well, most people would say that anyway...

Fritz88
02-12-2010, 03:22 PM
he is enraged

Micjones
02-12-2010, 03:22 PM
Porter grew up in California. He's from KC like Eminem is from St. Joe.

Dude, it's not that serious. I just thought it was an interesting note.
You really don't have to word this hard to take the joy out of everything.
Christ Megatron...That's 5 minutes you just wasted not trying to devise a way to destroy the sun.

Gonzo
02-12-2010, 03:22 PM
he wants to play out west...and I'm sure some team like Arizona would take him in a second...so we're not going to get him

http://sidesalad.net/archives/DebbieDownerRachaelDratch.jpg

ChiTown
02-12-2010, 03:23 PM
This..

Of course that's like saying, "If I had a choice between being anally raped with a sandpaper covered ax-handle or winning the lottery, I'd pick the lottery."

Well, most people would say that anyway...

I think, all too often, people tend to discount the value of a sandpaper covered ax handle waaaaay too quick

Ralphy Boy
02-12-2010, 03:23 PM
Future Raider.

Gonzo
02-12-2010, 03:25 PM
I think, all too often, people tend to discount the value of a sandpaper covered ax handle waaaaay too quick

I know what you mean.

It takes a while to get used to but "in the end" it's well worth the effort...

Chocolate Hog
02-12-2010, 03:26 PM
Porter grew up in California. He's from KC like Eminem is from St. Joe.

Porter once took a shit in Kansas City.

CHENZ A!
02-12-2010, 03:27 PM
Porter once took a shit in Kansas City.

He got shot in the buttcheek in Colorado.
Posted via Mobile Device

Count Alex's Losses
02-12-2010, 03:27 PM
You know, it's not supposed to be easy to find a pass rusher in the draft.

If we can't get one, stopgapping Porter with Hali for a year or two doesn't sound like a terrible Plan B when the alternative is NO PASS RUSH.

He'd have to come cheap though.

Chocolate Hog
02-12-2010, 03:28 PM
You know, it's not supposed to be easy to find a pass rusher in the draft.

If we can't get one, stopgapping Porter with Hali for a year or two doesn't sound like a terrible Plan B when the alternative is NO PASS RUSH.

He'd have to come cheap though.

Peppers!

'Hamas' Jenkins
02-12-2010, 03:34 PM
Dude, it's not that serious. I just thought it was an interesting note.
You really don't have to word this hard to take the joy out of everything.
Christ Megatron...That's 5 minutes you just wasted not trying to devise a way to destroy the sun.

I'm not taking the joy out of anything. It's a completely irrelevant thing to note vis-a-vis joy, unless you think it's going to impact him signing here, which it won't, and even you mentioned that in your own note.

Micjones
02-12-2010, 03:43 PM
I'm not taking the joy out of anything. It's a completely irrelevant thing to note vis-a-vis joy, unless you think it's going to impact him signing here, which it won't, and even you mentioned that in your own note.

:facepalm:

It was something that caught my eye when I dialed up some information on Porter. That's it. Nothing more...nothing less.

Who made you the arbiter of what's relevant on this message board?
You slay me Hamas.

This situation is a Hollywood microcosm. It's kinda like this...Every phone number in a motion picture starts with 555...Most 'normal' people would eyeball it and make no more of it, but stupid ass people like yourself treat it like a big-and-wide platform to be a dickhead (by dialing the number).

I wish I knew the Chiefsplanet equivalent to 555...

Wait... I got it. Let me try this again...
*Ahem*

"I hate everything the Chiefs organization stands for...and Joey Porter's originally from Kansas City!"

That would've flown under your radar entirely.

*Footnote. - I appropriated a joke written by Dave Chappelle. You don't have to run and tell everybody in an effort to preserve the integrity of his material.

Chocolate Hog
02-12-2010, 03:44 PM
:facepalm:

It was something that caught my eye when I dialed up some information on Porter. That's it. Nothing more...nothing less.

Who made you the arbiter of what's relevant on this message board?
You slay me Hamas.

This situation is a Hollywood microcosm. It's kinda like this...Every phone number in a motion picture starts with 555...Most 'normal' people would eyeball it and make no more of it, but stupid ass people like yourself treat it like a big-and-wide platform to be a dickhead.

I wish I knew the Chiefsplanet equivalent to 555...

Wait... I got it. Let me try this again...
*Ahem*

"I hate everything the Chiefs organization stands for...and Joey Porter's originally from Kansas City!"

That would've flown under your radar completely.

Howcome everything on here is a fight with you?

Micjones
02-12-2010, 03:51 PM
Howcome everything on here is a fight with you?

With ME?

Seriously... Let go of that man's junk. I mean really.
There are easier ways to make friends.

JASONSAUTO
02-12-2010, 03:51 PM
Howcome everything on here is a fight with you?

WOW BILLAAAAYYYY you never cease to amaze. how did anything mic do constitute a fight?

Von Dumbass
02-12-2010, 03:52 PM
This cut makes me nervous. Dumervil has a lot of family in Miami and now they need an OLB.

Chocolate Hog
02-12-2010, 03:54 PM
With ME?

Seriously... Let go of that man's junk. I mean really.
There are easier ways to make friends.


You can bullshit if you want but the truth is you were suggesting theres a connection between Porter & KC, Hamas simply made a comment and then you turn it into drama hour. You do this ALL the time with the 4 horsemen. We get it you're the victim now go play some Taking Back Sunday.

Micjones
02-12-2010, 03:54 PM
WOW BILLAAAAYYYY you never cease to amaze. how did anything mic do constitute a fight?

Shh... Sauto, he's trying to make an impression.

Detoxing
02-12-2010, 03:56 PM
Oh for Fuck's sake....can we talk about Joey Porter please?

Jesus....it's like living with a bunch of girls.....

Chocolate Hog
02-12-2010, 03:56 PM
Shh... Sauto, he's trying to make an impression.

Yea i'm trying to make an impression :shake:. Come on dude I've talked alot of shit to all those guys but I don't make it out like i'm some battered women like you do.

JASONSAUTO
02-12-2010, 03:57 PM
Shh... Sauto, he's trying to make an impression.

LMAO i would say that his face has made QUITE the impression on the wall. he's not smart enough to know not to do that

Chocolate Hog
02-12-2010, 03:57 PM
Oh for ****'s sake....can we talk about Joey Porter please?

Jesus....it's like living with a bunch of girls.....

Well Mic does have man tits.

Micjones
02-12-2010, 03:57 PM
You can bullshit if you want but the truth is you were suggesting theres a connection between Porter & KC, Hamas simply made a comment and then you turn it into drama hour. You do this ALL the time with the 4 horsemen. We get it you're the victim now go play some Taking Back Sunday.

This might make sense if:
1. I hadn't said, myself, that that had no bearing on him coming to KC.
2. I had addressed someone in the group when I said it.

But don't trouble yourself with the truth Billay.
Carry on.

Tell me though... Do you cup your hands or keep them flat?
What's the best technique for toting another man's scrotum around for him?

JASONSAUTO
02-12-2010, 03:57 PM
Yea i'm trying to make an impression :shake:. Come on dude I've talked alot of shit to all those guys but I don't make it out like i'm some battered women like you do.

nope but what about your uncle/father?

Chocolate Hog
02-12-2010, 03:59 PM
This might make sense if:
1. I hadn't said, myself, that that had no bearing on him coming to KC.
2. I had addressed someone in the group when I said it.

But don't trouble yourself with the truth Billay.
Carry on.

Tell me though... Do you cup your hands or keep them flat?
What's the best technique for toting another man's scrotum around for him?

Why the fuck are you asking to know whats the best way to grab a mans scrotum? Did the chick who was fucking your friends reject you?

Micjones
02-12-2010, 04:00 PM
Yea i'm trying to make an impression :shake:. Come on dude I've talked alot of shit to all those guys but I don't make it out like i'm some battered women like you do.

This had nothing at all to do with you.
The fact that you jumped in and at the chance to lay hands on Hamas' shaft says everything about you sir.

I'd be pissed if I were you though...
He didn't even say "thank you".
If you'd quit juggling his jewels for a minute you'd realize that.

Chocolate Hog
02-12-2010, 04:01 PM
This had nothing at all to do with you.
The fact that you jumped in and at the chance to lay hands on Hamas' shaft says everything about you sir.

I'd be pissed if I were you though...
He didn't even say "thank you".
If you'd quit juggling his jewels for a minute you'd realize that.

Or did I say something because every thread you post in you bitching about something?

raybec 4
02-12-2010, 04:02 PM
Oh for ****'s sake....can we talk about Joey Porter please?

Jesus....it's like living with a bunch of girls.....

This

Micjones
02-12-2010, 04:03 PM
Why the fuck are you asking to know whats the best way to grab a mans scrotum? Did the chick who was fucking your friends reject you?

Let me tell the jokes fella.
You stick to ballwashing.

I'm flattered that you can recall aspects of my poster past, but that's not gonna earn you any stripes with me sir. There are no shortcuts. You're gonna have to take the long way around and kiss my ass too...after you pry your lips away from the one that belongs to Hamas.

Micjones
02-12-2010, 04:04 PM
Or did I say something because every thread you post in you bitching about something?

Because me pointing out where the guy's from can be called bitching.
:rolleyes:

Fruit Ninja
02-12-2010, 04:05 PM
This..

Of course that's like saying, "If I had a choice between being anally raped with a sandpaper covered ax-handle or winning the lottery, I'd pick the lottery."

Well, most people would say that anyway...

no its not. Porter has more game left then Vrabel. Vrabel had absolutely no game for the 2009 season. Porter still have some game.

Chocolate Hog
02-12-2010, 04:06 PM
Let me tell the jokes fella.
You stick to ballwashing.

I'm flattered that you can recall aspects of my poster past, but that's not gonna earn you any stripes with me sir. There are no shortcuts. You're gonna have to take the long way around and kiss my ass too...after you pry them away from the one that belongs to Hamas.

Your career as a comedian couldn't be any worse than your rap career.

You've responded to everyone of my post in this thread so whos on whos balls? Thats right bitch catch every last drop.

Chocolate Hog
02-12-2010, 04:08 PM
no its not. Porter has more game left then Vrabel. Vrabel had absolutely no game for the 2009 season. Porter still have some game.

This. Porter has always been able to sack the QB.

Micjones
02-12-2010, 04:11 PM
Your career as a comedian couldn't be any worse than your rap career.

Apparently, you've done your homework. You do fanboys everywhere proud.
Now, if you'd kindly climb down from my lap...I don't keep singles on me.

I'd love to insult some personal aspect of your life, but hell...There isn't anything compelling about you that would drive my interest in doing so. I don't know you. Nor do I pay enough attention to you to have anything on you. Guess you do have the ups on me...
ROFL

You've responded to everyone of my post in this thread so whos on whos balls? Thats right bitch catch every last drop.

One of us was having an exchange and minding his own business...
The other jumped at the chance to get attention.
You might wanna ask for a recount Chief.

DaneMcCloud
02-12-2010, 04:14 PM
One of Porter's close relatives worked for my family in our home last year.

Porter could care less about KC. He doesn't recognize it at all. He's a Cali boy.

And he was PISSED that the Steelers won the Super Bowl.

Chocolate Hog
02-12-2010, 04:16 PM
Apparently, you've done your homework. You do fanboys everywhere proud.
Now, if you'd kindly climb down from my lap...I don't keep singles on me.

I'd love to insult some personal aspect of your life, but hell...There isn't anything compelling about you that would drive my interest in doing so. I don't know you. Nor do I pay enough attention to you to have anything on you. Guess you do have the ups on me...
ROFL



One of us was having an exchange and minding his own business...
The other jumped at the chance to get attention.
You might wanna ask for a recount Chief.

You talking about someone else minding their own business? Irony.

BossChief
02-12-2010, 04:17 PM
Ill pass.

Too good of a rushbacker class to sign another broke dick to man the position.

LaChapelle
02-12-2010, 04:17 PM
Is the o-lineman still with the Cards that Joey was too big of a pussy to confront
so he sent his boys to smack around(Vegas?)
-I doubt that left a favorable impression in Az

Micjones
02-12-2010, 04:19 PM
You talking about someone else minding their own business? Irony.

Guess it doesn't matter that someone else saw the very same thing...
As you were soldier.
Not gonna trouble you with anymore logic.
Not one of your longsuits.

Detoxing
02-12-2010, 04:27 PM
One of Porter's close relatives worked for my family in our home last year.

Porter could care less about KC. He doesn't recognize it at all. He's a Cali boy.

And he was PISSED that the Steelers won the Super Bowl.

Raiders seem to make sense IMHO. I know it's not a 3-4...but he seems like a Raider

LaChapelle
02-12-2010, 04:29 PM
Levi Jones/Bengals
not Cardinals nm

Chocolate Hog
02-12-2010, 04:29 PM
The Niners seem the most likely to sign him out of all the Cali teams.

JASONSAUTO
02-12-2010, 04:30 PM
Is the o-lineman still with the Cards that Joey was too big of a pussy to confront
so he sent his boys to smack around(Vegas?)
-I doubt that left a favorable impression in Az

i thought that was a bengal????

mikey23545
02-12-2010, 04:31 PM
Tell me though... Do you cup your hands or keep them flat?
What's the best technique for toting another man's scrotum around for him?

I don't think it's his hands he carries them in.....

Amnorix
02-12-2010, 04:32 PM
what was his issue again? That he wasn't a full time starter?

well...he would be here

Really his issue is that he's one of the biggest A-holes in professional football.

Mr. Laz
02-12-2010, 04:57 PM
Ill pass.

Too good of a rushbacker class to sign another broke dick to man the position.
yep ... unless something happens and we don't get one.

ClevelandBronco
02-12-2010, 05:04 PM
This might make sense if:
1. I hadn't said, myself, that that had no bearing on him coming to KC.
2. I had addressed someone in the group when I said it.

But don't trouble yourself with the truth Billay.
Carry on.

Tell me though... Do you cup your hands or keep them flat?
What's the best technique for toting another man's scrotum around for him?

You idiot. You addressed the group when you posted.

KCChiefsMan
02-12-2010, 05:23 PM
I'll take him, he's a better pass rusher than anyone we have now. I wouldn't break the bank though

Coogs
02-12-2010, 05:30 PM
AND, he is back with the Dolphins...

http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=4909494

Dolphins put Porter back on roster

Hours after the Miami Dolphins announced his release, linebacker Joey Porter returned to their roster in the first of many complex salary-cap rules that the league is expected to encounter this offseason.

NFL rules prohibited the Dolphins from releasing Porter at this time when his salary-cap acceleration exceeded the space that the team had, according to an NFL source. Now, after thinking he had his freedom, Porter does not. He is still a Dolphin -- and is likely to remain so until at least next month, when the league's new year starts March 5.

The NFL is expected to go to an uncapped year starting March 5 -- assuming the league and the NFL Players Association cannot extend their collective bargaining agreement before then. But until then, teams must work within the constraints of the salary cap, so Porter's rights reverted back to Miami.



It's likely the Dolphins could release him once the new league year kicks off March 5, but Porter also has a $1 million roster bonus due March 1. It's also possible Miami could try to trade Porter, though teams are typically hesitant about dealing for players they expect to be released.



Porter joined the Dolphins in March 2007, signing a five-year deal for $32 million, with $20 million guaranteed.


The four-time Pro Bowl linebacker campaigned last week to be waived, saying in broadcast interviews he was frustrated about his reduced role in 2009 and doubted his relationship with coach Tony Sparano could be repaired.

As his role diminished, Porter said, he talked with Sparano only on Sundays and stopped speaking with general manager Jeff Ireland and football czar Bill Parcells. Porter said he was the Dolphins' best outside linebacker and unhappy about being replaced by pass-rush specialist Cameron Wake in some situations. He said he wanted to go to a team where he could play every down.

Porter said he saw less playing time after Sparano held him out of a midseason game at Tampa Bay because he "went out to get something to eat" two nights before the game. The defense deteriorated at the end of the season, and Miami failed to make the playoffs, finishing 7-9.

An 11-year pro, Porter led the AFC in 2008 with 17 sacks. His sack total in 2009 fell to nine, still the Dolphins' high, and he was named to the NFL's All-Decade team for the 2000s in January.

Mr. Laz
02-12-2010, 05:34 PM
Now, after thinking he had his freedom, Porter does not. He is still a Dolphin -- and is likely to remain so until at least next month, when the league's new year starts March 5.

:LOL:

ouch

JD10367
02-12-2010, 06:22 PM
Porter's a douchebag. But he's only 32 (which isn't that old) and led the Dolphins with 9 sacks, even though he missed 4 games.

Micjones
02-12-2010, 06:24 PM
You idiot. You addressed the group when you posted.

4H was the group I was referring to.
No worries...I forgive you.

You might want to get a clear understanding before you go and put your virtual foot in your mouth.
Or just be more careful about throwing words like "idiot" around.
ROFL

T-post Tom
02-12-2010, 06:37 PM
Despite the rumor I heard of the Chiefs' interest in Porter, I agree with The Bad Guy's contention that Porter isn't wanted at Arrowhead. However unlikely, how angry would you be if the Chiefs traded a low draft pick for Porter?

DaneMcCloud
02-12-2010, 06:41 PM
Despite the rumor I heard of the Chiefs' interest in Porter, I agree with The Bad Guy's contention that Porter isn't wanted at Arrowhead. However unlikely, how angry would you be if the Chiefs traded a low draft pick for Porter?

I think trading for him would be fucking ridiculous. Not only would you have a 33 year old malcontent on your roster, you'd be paying $4.8 million in 2010.

That is not how you build a championship team.

T-post Tom
02-12-2010, 06:48 PM
I think trading for him would be ****ing ridiculous. Not only would you have a 33 year old malcontent on your roster, you'd be paying $4.8 million in 2010.

That is not how you build a championship team.

I agree. And I hope it doesn't happen at that salary. Now if he came in with an incentive laden contract that allowed him to be cut w/o too much damage, it might be a fair gamble. But that likely wouldn't happen with a trade anyway. He's not likely to renegotiate his contract.

'Hamas' Jenkins
02-12-2010, 07:01 PM
4H was the group I was referring to.
No worries...I forgive you.

You might want to get a clear understanding before you go and put your virtual foot in your mouth.
Or just be more careful about throwing words like "idiot" around.
ROFL

Mic, you're a fucking idiot. That much is indisputable. Me telling you that he's not actually from KC amounts to "taking the joy" out of something.

Ok, well let's take that line of (stupid fucking) thought to its logical conclusion.

It either

1) Means that you thought him being from KC meant we had a chance to sign him

or

2) Somehow makes the potential acquisition of him joyous.

Well, given that you disavowed 1) in your very post, and 2) makes no fucking sense, I'd say that a claim that alluded to you attempting to start a fight for me pointing out something that you said had no bearing on his signing is pretty fucking accurate.

Or you could be a fucking moron.

Or...both.

'Hamas' Jenkins
02-12-2010, 07:04 PM
The fact of the matter is that Mic is so fucking obstinate that he had to launch into a 20 post harangue because he mistakenly thought that Porter was from KC, and rather than just admit that he didn't know that, he decided to make it this thread a referendum on either my fandom or billay's supposed idol worship of me (which couldn't be farther from the truth, I have the neg reps to prove it).

Sure-Oz
02-12-2010, 07:06 PM
I think trading for him would be ****ing ridiculous. Not only would you have a 33 year old malcontent on your roster, you'd be paying $4.8 million in 2010.

That is not how you build a championship team.

I disagree /dayton moore

Chocolate Hog
02-12-2010, 09:07 PM
4H was the group I was referring to.
No worries...I forgive you.

You might want to get a clear understanding before you go and put your virtual foot in your mouth.
Or just be more careful about throwing words like "idiot" around.
ROFL

Yea you tell them Romeo you're such a warrior.

WhitiE
02-13-2010, 07:13 PM
:bong:

LaChapelle
02-13-2010, 07:42 PM
good thing he's tethered down
all that hot air in one place

Micjones
02-13-2010, 09:46 PM
Mic, you're a fucking idiot. That much is indisputable. Me telling you that he's not actually from KC amounts to "taking the joy" out of something.

Okay killer.

I would suggest to you that the need to up-stage the next poster whenever the opportunity presents itself reveals so much more about yourself.

He is from Kansas City (meaning he was born here). I'm not sure why I ever bothered to argue the point. Again you took more from it than you needed to. You could've and should've kept the line moving.
But you saw it as a platform to once again assert yourself as a poster who knows so much more than everyone else.

1) Means that you thought him being from KC meant we had a chance to sign him

Yeah, couldn't have had anything with him being on the open market or the fact that he plays at a position where we desperately need help.

It's because he was born in Kansas City.
:rolleyes:

Yes Hamas... And I'm the idiot.
We'll just forget the fact that I made it very clear that his being from Kansas City had no bearing on him coming here.

2) Somehow makes the potential acquisition of him joyous.

It's a figure of speech. I meant that you're the type of person that delights in turning the smallest thing into something confrontational.

Well, given that you disavowed 1) in your very post, and 2) makes no fucking sense, I'd say that a claim that alluded to you attempting to start a fight for me pointing out something that you said had no bearing on his signing is pretty fucking accurate.

Or you could be a fucking moron.

Or...both.

Yes Hamas... I started the argument.
Brilliant piece of thinking you and Billay both did.
We'll forget the fact that you started this pissing match over where he's from.

Certainly you KNOW how long he was here in Kansas City.
I sure as hell don't. We know he spent most of his life in Bakersfield, but I think you'd be hard-pressed to determine how long he was in KC.

At any rate all of that is irrelevant. He was born here. And that is typically what "from" connotes. But let's all play dumb so you can worship at your own altar...again.

Here's what's important.
He is from Kansas City. You read too deeply into that.
Wasted time trying to correct something that's clearly on the record and well documented. Then hid your hands after throwing the rock.

That's a new level of stupidity...even for you.

Micjones
02-13-2010, 09:48 PM
Yea you tell them Romeo you're such a warrior.

I'm not sure what this even means, but I guess we'll file it under "insult".
:shrug:

Run along Billay.

Micjones
02-13-2010, 09:52 PM
The fact of the matter is that Mic is so fucking obstinate that he had to launch into a 20 post harangue because he mistakenly thought that Porter was from KC, and rather than just admit that he didn't know that, he decided to make it this thread a referendum on either my fandom or billay's supposed idol worship of me (which couldn't be farther from the truth, I have the neg reps to prove it).

It would take anyone who was curious...about 2 seconds to dial up information on Porter on Google or virtually any other such engine.

You'd have to be seriously naive or wildly disingenuous to suggest that "from" isn't typically used to connote where someone was born.

But now...Not only do you know more than I about Porter and all things concerning the NFL... But you also know what I intended to say despite my representation and explanation of my OWN comments.

You, sir, have outdone yourself this time...
:clap:

We'll just skip right over the part where Eminem spent (the first) 12 years of his life in the area.
ROFL

Surely that can't be characterized as "from".

And with that...I'm done.
At some point I become the idiot, myself, for continuing to have this asinine argument with you.

'Hamas' Jenkins
02-13-2010, 09:58 PM
"hails from" is pretty clear.

Now fuck off.

Micjones
02-13-2010, 10:00 PM
"hails from" is pretty clear.

Sure fella... "hails from" would've made all the difference in the world.
But "from"...THAT was misleading.
LMAO

Chocolate Hog
02-13-2010, 10:48 PM
You always have to get the last word in huh? You cum ravaged dumbass.

Micjones
02-14-2010, 05:03 AM
You always have to get the last word in huh? You cum ravaged dumbass.

*Yawn*

Are you still double-fisting?
Go on. Seriously... Stop trolling.

Two fanclubs in as many days. Sheesh...
Give your mouth a chance to rest.

Over-Head
02-14-2010, 07:27 AM
Over 30 check
On the decline check
THE Raiders WAY FYP :thumb:

Chocolate Hog
02-14-2010, 11:56 AM
*Yawn*

Are you still double-fisting?
Go on. Seriously... Stop trolling.

Two fanclubs in as many days. Sheesh...
Give your mouth a chance to rest.

Whats the matter Mic the threads about your bf banging your other friends broad not getting you enough attention? Is that why you start shit in every thread and talk like a 70 year old white man fella?

Micjones
02-14-2010, 12:57 PM
Whats the matter Mic the threads about your bf banging your other friends broad not getting you enough attention? Is that why you start shit in every thread and talk like a 70 year old white man fella?

Okay, I'm starting to get a little worried about how much you're clinging to my life. Seriously... It's quite a bit odd that you're recalling details of a thread I started a year ago. I don't know you from a can of paint. I've never paid attention to you here. Maybe that's the problem?
:shrug:

I need attention like I need a hole in the head.
But apparently you're all too willing to give it to me.
Do.not.want.

Not that type of party Caesar.

Let's call this one a draw and keep the line moving.
:thumb:

Or you could rehash some other post I made 12 months ago and make this exchange even MORE awkward. Your choice Spartacus.

Chocolate Hog
02-14-2010, 03:32 PM
Okay, I'm starting to get a little worried about how much you're clinging to my life. Seriously... It's quite a bit odd that you're recalling details of a thread I started a year ago. I don't know you from a can of paint. I've never paid attention to you here. Maybe that's the problem?
:shrug:

I need attention like I need a hole in the head.
But apparently you're all too willing to give it to me.
Do.not.want.

Not that type of party Caesar.

Let's call this one a draw and keep the line moving.
:thumb:

Or you could rehash some other post I made 12 months ago and make this exchange even MORE awkward. Your choice Spartacus.

If I keep talking shit are you going to diss me in a song 2pac?