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Kyle DeLexus
02-12-2010, 11:49 PM
Just wondering about the process. Do you fear the law? Send them to abandoned homes and then pick them up?

KCrockaholic
02-12-2010, 11:50 PM
LMAO this should be interesting. Any takers?

Dylan
02-12-2010, 11:52 PM
Pat Robertson cleaned up Craigslist. True Story

Count Alex's Losses
02-12-2010, 11:54 PM
I went out with two girls off craigslist. I bought one a dessert and she gave me a blowjob. I suppose she could have been a really cheap hooker.

Der Flöprer
02-12-2010, 11:54 PM
Pat Robertson cleaned up Craigslist. True Story

I thought you were gonna post up a link sweetheart.

















I'm totally kidding. Please don't hurt me.

Baconeater
02-12-2010, 11:56 PM
I've never bought a hooker from anywhere.

Kyle DeLexus
02-12-2010, 11:57 PM
I went out with two girls off craigslist. I bought one a dessert and she gave me a blowjob. I suppose she could have been a really cheap hooker.

Damn that's like 50 roses these days, you got a great deal.

I just wanted to know if I could send my marijuana seeds and hooker to the same abandoned house and grow plants and get laid.

Der Flöprer
02-12-2010, 11:58 PM
http://i258.photobucket.com/albums/hh256/highlyintoxicated777/my%20kinda%20ladies/weed-3.jpg

Kyle DeLexus
02-12-2010, 11:59 PM
http://i258.photobucket.com/albums/hh256/highlyintoxicated777/my%20kinda%20ladies/weed-3.jpg

See thats what I'm talking about! I wonder how many kisses she charges for a hh? How much marijuana would grow in said hh?

Der Flöprer
02-13-2010, 12:00 AM
That would depend on the seed. That should answer both questions.

Over-Head
02-13-2010, 12:02 AM
Just wondering about the process. Do you fear the law? Send them to abandoned homes and then pick them up?
This thread is worthless without a link LMAO

Count Alex's Losses
02-13-2010, 12:08 AM
kcrockaholic4life wanted to know if my dessert BJ girl was hot

Not only was she hot, she was 19. I punched my ticket to HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!

http://i50.tinypic.com/2130v7r.jpg

Der Flöprer
02-13-2010, 12:09 AM
I'd totally buy her a sundae.

Gonzo
02-13-2010, 12:11 AM
I've never bought a hooker from anywhere.

Bugeater has a point, you guys are insensitive pricks. You don't "buy" them, they're rentals.
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Count Alex's Losses
02-13-2010, 12:13 AM
I'd totally buy her a sundae.

Yeah. God damn. That was easily one of the best nights of my life.

http://i.imgur.com/Ctjft.jpg (https://addons.mozilla.org/firefox/1174)

Der Flöprer
02-13-2010, 12:18 AM
Wow. Jesus you've come so far............

Tear.

Count Alex's Losses
02-13-2010, 12:21 AM
I haven't come THAT far. Look at the douchebag she's dating now. Fucking Affliction shirt!

http://i.imgur.com/M3F0d.jpg (https://addons.mozilla.org/firefox/1174)

Der Flöprer
02-13-2010, 12:22 AM
LMAO I see why you joined the Ed Hardy haters group on facebook.

Count Alex's Losses
02-13-2010, 12:24 AM
Fuck him and his yellow-stained teeth. I'll take some small measure of comfort knowing his blowjobs are a lot more expensive, I guess.

Der Flöprer
02-13-2010, 12:30 AM
Fuck him and his yellow-stained teeth. I'll take some small measure of comfort knowing his blowjobs are a lot more expensive, I guess.

ROFL Cool story bro!

KcMizzou
02-13-2010, 12:36 AM
ROFL Cool story bro!You been on Fark?

Improper use... that wasn't a story.

:p

Der Flöprer
02-13-2010, 12:41 AM
You been on Fark?

Improper use... that wasn't a story.

:p

I think Buck said it, but I've seen it on other sites. It cracks me up. And from start to finish over a few posts it was definitely a story. A story of a sundae. ROFL

RustShack
02-13-2010, 12:52 AM
I wanna give her a banana split

Kyle DeLexus
02-13-2010, 12:56 AM
This thread is worthless without a link LMAO


Anyone know how to make these show up?


For now click on them and all will be fine with the world. Potentially NSFW.
91487

91488

Der Flöprer
02-13-2010, 12:57 AM
LMAO DeLexuspenz

DaFace
02-13-2010, 12:59 AM
You all suck penis, and I should ban you all. [/drunk DaFace]

Der Flöprer
02-13-2010, 01:01 AM
You all suck penis, and I should ban you all. [/drunk DaFace]

Oh shit! Everyone duck. Modfag is on the loose. :p

KCrockaholic
02-13-2010, 01:01 AM
You all suck penis, and I should ban you all. [/drunk DaFace]

No you suck Penis!
















Just kidding...Don't ban my dumb ass. :wayne:

DaFace
02-13-2010, 01:02 AM
Oh shit! Everyone duck. Modfag is on the loose. :p

Na, I'm an unmotivated drunk. I gotta lotta talk, but not much action.

Der Flöprer
02-13-2010, 01:02 AM
Na, I'm an unmotivated drunk. I gotta lotta talk, but not much action.

What'd you drink?

Baconeater
02-13-2010, 01:03 AM
You all suck penis, and I should ban you all. [/drunk DaFace]
If you're in a banning mood chiefbowe has reappeared.

Kyle DeLexus
02-13-2010, 01:03 AM
You all suck penis, and I should ban you all. [/drunk DaFace]

What's your poison?

luv
02-13-2010, 01:03 AM
You all suck penis, and I should ban you all. [/drunk DaFace]

Well, chiefsbowe is back, if you're in the mood.

DaFace
02-13-2010, 01:03 AM
What'd you drink?

Lotsa rum n coke.

LetsSignRussell
02-13-2010, 01:04 AM
I've done nothing wrong.

KCrockaholic
02-13-2010, 01:05 AM
Well, chiefsbowe is back, if you're in the mood.

If you're in a banning mood chiefbowe has reappeared.

Damn you guys are good. Maybe some chemistry here???

DaFace
02-13-2010, 01:05 AM
If you're in a banning mood chiefbowe has reappeared.

Yeah? Where is he? I probably won't ban him, but it's worth knowing.

Baconeater
02-13-2010, 01:05 AM
Damn you guys are good. Maybe some chemistry here???
He was already outed in another thread.

Kyle DeLexus
02-13-2010, 01:06 AM
Lotsa rum n coke.

Johnny Walker here.
I've done nothing wrong.

Thread. Burst. Found? Maybe?

LetsSignRussell
02-13-2010, 01:06 AM
Damn you guys are good. Maybe some chemistry here???

they gangbang me like two virgins with there first hard one.

LetsSignRussell
02-13-2010, 01:07 AM
daface you go to pitt state?

Kyle DeLexus
02-13-2010, 01:07 AM
they gangbang me like two virgins with there first hard one.

So they talk about you for 2 seconds then move on?

DaFace
02-13-2010, 01:08 AM
daface you go to pitt state?

Negative. Emporia.

KCrockaholic
02-13-2010, 01:08 AM
daface you go to pitt state?

Isn't he from Denver?

LetsSignRussell
02-13-2010, 01:09 AM
Isn't he from Denver?

:doh!:

luv
02-13-2010, 01:09 AM
So they talk about you for 2 seconds then move on?

Eh. He's Bugeater's stalker, not mine. I'm good with putting the idiot on ignore.

KCrockaholic
02-13-2010, 01:10 AM
:doh!:

Well it says Donkey Land under location. I always assumed.

LetsSignRussell
02-13-2010, 01:10 AM
Well it says Donkey Land under location. I always assumed.

when you assume...

DaFace
02-13-2010, 01:11 AM
Isn't he from Denver?

Grew up in Ark City, KS.
College in Rolla, MO (for a semester) and Emporia, KS.
Moved to Denver, CO with the wifey (who grew up here).

Denver's a nifty place aside from the Broncos stench that lingers over the place.

KCrockaholic
02-13-2010, 01:11 AM
when you assume...

I'm too fucking tired to play games, god damnit!

Baconeater
02-13-2010, 01:11 AM
Eh. He's Bugeater's stalker, not mine. I'm good with putting the idiot on ignore.
Yep, you have enough of your own stalkers, you don't need to be hornin' in on mine.

Der Flöprer
02-13-2010, 01:11 AM
Denver is the cleanest dump in America.

KCrockaholic
02-13-2010, 01:12 AM
Grew up in Ark City, KS.
College in Rolla, MO (for a semester) and Emporia, KS.
Moved to Denver, CO with the wifey (who grew up here).

Denver's a nifty place aside from the Broncos stench that lingers over the place.

Cool, thanks for the background. I'm not a fan of Denver though. Nor Colorado Springs. But I must admit Denver>Colo Springs.

Kyle DeLexus
02-13-2010, 01:12 AM
when you assume...

He works for Rain Man who resides in Denver? I would assume he lives in Denver also. Unless that's some other mod that talks to us, and I don't know of any.

LetsSignRussell
02-13-2010, 01:14 AM
I was born in a small town and i live in the same small town

DaFace
02-13-2010, 01:15 AM
Cool, thanks for the background. I'm not a fan of Denver though. Nor Colorado Springs. But I must admit Denver>Colo Springs.

Colorado Springs sucks. Denver rules. That is all.

DaFace
02-13-2010, 01:15 AM
He works for Rain Man who resides in Denver? I would assume he lives in Denver also. Unless that's some other mod that talks to us, and I don't know of any.

See...this is my problem. I should just shut up and let you guys duke it out.

KCrockaholic
02-13-2010, 01:16 AM
Colorado Springs sucks. Denver rules. That is all.

I agree, but...

KC > Denver > Colorado Springs

nothing will change my mind on that. I've spent enough time in all of those places to be able to honestly say this.

Baconeater
02-13-2010, 01:18 AM
Colorado Springs sucks. Denver rules. That is all.
When we were out in '05 we stayed a couple nights in Colo Springs and it did seem kind of dumpy. Although every hotel I've ever stayed in in Denver has been dumpy as well, but the city itself is pretty nice.

KCrockaholic
02-13-2010, 01:19 AM
When we were out in '05 we stayed a couple nights in Colo Springs and it did seem kind of dumpy. Although every hotel I've ever stayed in in Denver has been dumpy as well, but the city itself is pretty nice.

Best part of Colorado is the west side of the mountains. Do not stay east of the mountains. Estes Park FTW!

Aspen is where all the celebs live in Colorado. Because ordinary people can't afford to pay 6 dollar gas.

DaFace
02-13-2010, 01:19 AM
I agree, but...

KC > Denver > Colorado Springs

nothing will change my mind on that. I've spent enough time in all of those places to be able to honestly say this.

I'll admit I've never lived in KC. But as a person who grew up expecting to one day be a Chiefs' season ticket holder, I can't imagine moving away from Denver these days. It's not so much Denver itself, but the hills to the west.

Check that out. Proper grammar and everything. Bitches.

Der Flöprer
02-13-2010, 01:20 AM
Anyone who thinks Denver is great, I invite you to go spend a week in Aurora.

Baconeater
02-13-2010, 01:21 AM
Best part of Colorado is the west side of the mountains. Do not stay east of the mountains. Estes Park FTW!

Aspen is where all the celebs live in Colorado.
I've spent the majority of my time out there in Estes Park, but it's not very convenient to go visit Pikes Peak or the Royal Gorge when you're staying there.

Kyle DeLexus
02-13-2010, 01:21 AM
When we were out in '05 we stayed a couple nights in Colo Springs and it did seem kind of dumpy. Although every hotel I've ever stayed in in Denver has been dumpy as well, but the city itself is pretty nice.

My company HQ is in Greeley so we were out there for a week a few years back. I really don't like that place. Couldn't find anything because the sign-age sucked.

KCrockaholic
02-13-2010, 01:22 AM
I'll admit I've never lived in KC. But as a person who grew up expecting to one day be a Chiefs' season ticket holder, I can't imagine moving away from Denver these days. It's not so much Denver itself, but the hills to the west.

Check that out. Proper grammar and everything. Bitches.

I am glad you enjoy Colorado. Cause IMO I can't wait to leave it. The Springs has ruined Colorado for me. I literally hate soo many people in this town.

luv
02-13-2010, 01:22 AM
Anyone who thinks Denver is great, I invite you to go spend a week in Aurora.

Colorado? I used to go to a Baptist youth camp there.

KCrockaholic
02-13-2010, 01:23 AM
My company HQ is in Greeley so we were out there for a week a few years back. I really don't like that place. Couldn't find anything because the sign-age sucked.

Who's your company? Greeley is a good place for dog training. If you know what schutzhund is.

KCrockaholic
02-13-2010, 01:24 AM
I've spent the majority of my time out there in Estes Park, but it's not very convenient to go visit Pikes Peak or the Royal Gorge when you're staying there.

lol, nope. As I type, Pikes Peak is staring at me. But I love Estes way more than this place.

Der Flöprer
02-13-2010, 01:25 AM
Colorado? I used to go to a Baptist youth camp there.

I lived there for a year when I was 11. That place was a complete shit hole when I lived there 2 decades ago. I can't imagine how it is now, because I've heard it's a lot worse, not better.

DaFace
02-13-2010, 01:25 AM
I am glad you enjoy Colorado. Cause IMO I can't wait to leave it. The Springs has ruined Colorado for me. I literally hate soo many people in this town.

I will admit that if I could pick a CO city to live in, it would be Fort Collins rather than Denver. That's gotta be one of the coolest cities in the U.S., especially if you're a beer snob like I am.

KCrockaholic
02-13-2010, 01:26 AM
I lived there for a year when I was 11. That place was a complete shit hole when I lived there 2 decades ago. I can't imagine how it is now, because I've heard it's a lot worse, not better.

I can't stand how rude some of the people here are. Colorado has made me a bitter person compared to what I was when I lived in KC.

Der Flöprer
02-13-2010, 01:27 AM
I can't stand how rude some of the people here are. Colorado has made me a bitter person compared to what I was when I lived in KC.

STFU n00b.




:p

KCrockaholic
02-13-2010, 01:27 AM
I will admit that if I could pick a CO city to live in, it would be Fort Collins rather than Denver. That's gotta be one of the coolest cities in the U.S., especially if you're a beer snob like I am.

Have you visited the Coors factory? It's just south of Denver. Free beer at the end of the tour!! Hell Yeah!

Baconeater
02-13-2010, 01:27 AM
lol, nope. As I type, Pikes Peak is staring at me. But I love Estes way more than this place.
Pikes Peak and the Royal Gorge were neat to see one time, but I'd never make the effort to go back to either place again. OTOH I'd go back to EP any time, have you ever stayed at the Inn on Fall River?

DaFace
02-13-2010, 01:27 AM
lol, nope. As I type, Pikes Peak is staring at me. But I love Estes way more than this place.

No agrument there. The Springs has a few killer attractions, but I'd much rather live in estes.

KCrockaholic
02-13-2010, 01:27 AM
STFU n00b.




:p

Yeah Yeah

KCrockaholic
02-13-2010, 01:28 AM
Pikes Peak and the Royal Gorge were neat to see one time, but I'd never make the effort to go back to either place again. OTOH I'd go back to EP any time, have you ever stayed at the Inn on Fall River?

Nope. But I would love to stay at the Stanley hotel in Estes. The most haunted hotel in Colorado.

Der Flöprer
02-13-2010, 01:29 AM
I will admit that if I could pick a CO city to live in, it would be Fort Collins rather than Denver. That's gotta be one of the coolest cities in the U.S., especially if you're a beer snob like I am.

If I was going to pick a metropolitan area to live in outside of Seattle based off of topography and vibe alone, I'd probably choose Denver.

I love the layout of certain parts of that town. Like where Coors Field is. That whole area is cool.

That said, I'd never live there. Not unless the opportunity of a life time presented itself. I couldn't stand being surrounded by Donko fans. The radio, the local channels, the billboards. Fuck. That.

DaFace
02-13-2010, 01:29 AM
Have you visited the Coors factory? It's just south of Denver. Free beer at the end of the tour!! Hell Yeah!

Dude...at New Belgium, you can get free beer every day without even having to do a tour. And it doesn't taste like piss.

KCrockaholic
02-13-2010, 01:31 AM
Dude...at New Belgium, you can get free beer every day without even having to do a tour. And it doesn't taste like piss.

Sweet. I may have to stop by. So...How about those Mary Jane stores that just opened in Denver?

Baconeater
02-13-2010, 01:31 AM
Nope. But I would love to stay at the Stanley hotel in Estes. The most haunted hotel in Colorado.
IoFR is right up the road from there, the Mrs stopped in to inquire about tours and she had to pay $5 just to park there. We never ended up going back.

KCrockaholic
02-13-2010, 01:33 AM
IoFR is right up the road from there, the Mrs stopped in to inquire about tours and she had to pay $5 just to park there. We never ended up going back.

Wow. Just to park? The place is beautiful though.

DaFace
02-13-2010, 01:35 AM
Sweet. I may have to stop by. So...How about those Mary Jane stores that just opened in Denver?

I've toured 8 cO breweries, and NBB is at least 2x better than any other. Highly recommend. A+++. And all tha tBS.

tHe latest shot is setting in.

KCrockaholic
02-13-2010, 01:37 AM
I've toured 8 cO breweries, and NBB is at least 2x better than any other. Highly recommend. A+++. And all tha tBS.

tHe latest shot is setting in.

Sounds good.

Saccopoo
02-13-2010, 01:37 AM
Yeah. God damn. That was easily one of the best nights of my life.

I hope you bought a lottery ticket that night as well.

Baconeater
02-13-2010, 01:38 AM
Wow. Just to park? The place is beautiful though.
Yeah it's both beautiful and ominous at the same time. Next time we get back we may do a tour, we just didn't have the time when we were out last year.

KCrockaholic
02-13-2010, 01:39 AM
Yeah it's both beautiful and ominous at the same time. Next time we get back we may do a tour, we just didn't have the time when we were out last year.

Ghost Hunters did a show on the Stanley, it was by far one of their best shows. A lot of shit happened when they stayed the night.

I guess I'm just attracted to the whole spirit, ghost thing that Colorado has.

KCrockaholic
02-13-2010, 01:42 AM
Well we all got a little off topic...

DaFace
02-13-2010, 01:44 AM
So, kcrockaholic4life (which has to be a CP record for syllables)....

To what extent to you feel that the AF and Focus on the Family have an influence on the culture of Colorado Springs?

-King-
02-13-2010, 01:44 AM
1) DaFace is a boring drunk.

2) The tangent this thread has gone on is amazing.

3) Denver SUCKS!

Kyle DeLexus
02-13-2010, 01:47 AM
Yeah they have pretty much ruined everything that I had visioned when I made this thread. FTR, I'd rather live in Texas than CO.

Short Leash Hootie
02-13-2010, 01:53 AM
other than being a douche bag...

what did chiefbowe do?

JOhn
02-13-2010, 01:56 AM
1) DaFace is a boring drunk.

2) The tangent this thread has gone on is amazing.

3) Denver SUCKS!

THIS

luv
02-13-2010, 01:56 AM
other than being a douche bag...

what did chiefbowe do?

I think the final straw was spamming the front page with bumping a bunch of Bugeater's old threads. Then, he kept (keeps) coming back with different user names.

L.A. Chieffan
02-13-2010, 02:00 AM
who hasn't?

DaFace
02-13-2010, 02:08 AM
1) DaFace is a boring drunk.

2) The tangent this thread has gone on is amazing.

3) Denver SUCKS!

Oh, no argument there.

Der Flöprer
02-13-2010, 02:14 AM
Oh, no argument there.

I'm a happy drunk. But I don't drink very often at all.

JOhn
02-13-2010, 02:15 AM
I think the final straw was spamming the front page with bumping a bunch of Bugeater's old threads. Then, he kept (keeps) coming back with different user names.

Yup he's our latest Douche' of the month :shake:

JOhn
02-13-2010, 02:28 AM
Na, I'm an unmotivated drunk. I gotta lotta talk, but not much action.

:LOL:

Yea I'll leave that one alone.

kstater
02-13-2010, 07:26 AM
This thread had so much potential. Then it got dragged through Denver and started stinking.

Consistent1
02-13-2010, 07:43 AM
other than being a douche bag...

what did chiefbowe do?

I kinda feel that way about this shit also. It's like some people on here LOVES them some drama. The more assholes, the more fun the board is to me. Ignore and all that is goofy to me. It seems that some peeps on here need the idiots to feel validated. If somebody gets banned it makes them feel superior, or whatev. Of course at first the drama queens get to argue with them some to come across as being all knowing. That just baits more response, and some of it is teh funny. I dunno.

Stewie
02-13-2010, 07:44 AM
I will admit that if I could pick a CO city to live in, it would be Fort Collins rather than Denver. That's gotta be one of the coolest cities in the U.S., especially if you're a beer snob like I am.

I've always thought Loveland would be a cool place to live. A few minutes drive and you're in the mountains and close enough to Ft. Collins and Denver that you have a ton of choices of things to do. I actually think there are jobs in Loveland, too. Well, there used to be. And they have a really nice lake.

BTW, I'm in Estes every summer. Avoid downtown on the weekends. Egad, it's a nightmare of Denverites, etc. that come up for the... shopping? traffic jam?... I'm not sure.

Baconeater
02-13-2010, 08:47 AM
I've always thought Loveland would be a cool place to live. A few minutes drive and you're in the mountains and close enough to Ft. Collins and Denver that you have a ton of choices of things to do. I actually think there are jobs in Loveland, too. Well, there used to be. And they have a really nice lake.

BTW, I'm in Estes every summer. Avoid downtown on the weekends. Egad, it's a nightmare of Denverites, etc. that come up for the... shopping? traffic jam?... I'm not sure.
It gets fucked up even during the day, it's because pretty much every major street in the city is tied together thru the two intersections on the strip. And going into that Safeway anytime during the day is like combat...

Dave Lane
02-13-2010, 08:59 AM
Yeah. God damn. That was easily one of the best nights of my life.

http://i.imgur.com/Ctjft.jpg (https://addons.mozilla.org/firefox/1174)

Shes gonna be a fatty! Still cute for a few more years though.

NewChief
02-13-2010, 10:10 AM
I will admit that if I could pick a CO city to live in, it would be Fort Collins rather than Denver. That's gotta be one of the coolest cities in the U.S., especially if you're a beer snob like I am.

Lived there for a few years. I did love it, but if you're into skiing/snowboarding it's kind of the pits. Steamboat Springs is a haul on bad roads, or you can go all the way down to Denver and then up the I-70 corridor. Either way, access to the slopes is a pain. We ended up doing lots of backcountry up Poudre Canyon a lot instead, though.

Other than that, I loved Ft. Collins.

NewChief
02-13-2010, 10:13 AM
My company HQ is in Greeley so we were out there for a week a few years back. I really don't like that place. Couldn't find anything because the sign-age sucked.

Greeley... the stinkiest city in Colorado. ;)

RedNeckRaider
02-13-2010, 10:18 AM
I will admit that if I could pick a CO city to live in, it would be Fort Collins rather than Denver. That's gotta be one of the coolest cities in the U.S., especially if you're a beer snob like I am.

That place blows too many beer snobs ;)

KCrockaholic
02-13-2010, 11:26 AM
So, kcrockaholic4life (which has to be a CP record for syllables)....

To what extent to you feel that the AF and Focus on the Family have an influence on the culture of Colorado Springs?

I wasn't gonna post anymore in this thread. But since you asked, I would have to say it depends on which part of the springs your from. In my case, I live in the southern part, I can feel the bombs everyday throughout my house from the AF, but in general I don't think it effects my community too much. If you go up to northern Springs you will find a very different bunch of people, all of whom I think have somehow influenced themselves off the AF and focus on the family. They are a little more stuck up in the northern end, like as if they are proud to be from this area LMAO. The worst part of the springs is probably the middle-western side. This is where you will find all your "gangstas" and mexicans who want to be black. Every normal person in the Springs knows not to go to the Wal-Mart on Platte ave unless they want to die.

The best culture in this area would be in Manitou Springs. The biggest stoner city in this region. But the people that live in Manitou are actually pretty decent people. Some of the girls are a little too natural if you know what I mean. They'll walk around barefoot with gowns on 24/7 and no bra. It's not a good thing.

Pioli Zombie
02-13-2010, 01:59 PM
Backpage.com beware of cheap incalls. Pay a little more. Its worth it. Um, a friend told me.
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BWillie
02-13-2010, 02:06 PM
Backpage.com beware of cheap incalls. Pay a little more. Its worth it. Um, a friend told me.
Posted via Mobile Device

:LOL:

doomy3
02-13-2010, 02:08 PM
What the hell happened to the hooker talk? I opened this thread expecting to read 100 posts about hookers. What a disappointment.

Kyle DeLexus
02-13-2010, 02:35 PM
What the hell happened to the hooker talk? I opened this thread expecting to read 100 posts about hookers. What a disappointment.

I had a dream, but Daface doesn't talk about hookers and such when he's drunk like others. No, he talks about Denver and the rest of Donkland. :)

DaFace
02-13-2010, 02:43 PM
I had a dream, but Daface doesn't talk about hookers and such when he's drunk like others. No, he talks about Denver and the rest of Donkland. :)

Well, to be fair, the thread had pretty much failed at its original intent by the time I showed up anyway. :p

LaChapelle
02-13-2010, 04:17 PM
Just go stick your dick in the chain link fence at the woman's prison after dark
like everyone else -just be sure it's cloudy or only a sliver of moon

Over-Head
02-13-2010, 04:21 PM
Anyone know how to make these show up?


For now click on them and all will be fine with the world. Potentially NSFW.
91487

91488
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Buck
02-13-2010, 06:02 PM
FWIW I never used Cool Story Bro. The first I saw use it was Ari.
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Kyle DeLexus
02-15-2010, 01:15 AM
Heh. I'm on Craigslist because I want something for practically nothing. But I won't attempt to haggle when somebody says firm. I don't have a single problem with asking somebody if they'll take less though - it's an online garage sale. Worst they can say is "no".

This was from another Craigslist thread and I thought it'd be funny to put here.

alanm
02-15-2010, 07:56 AM
I will admit that if I could pick a CO city to live in, it would be Fort Collins rather than Denver. That's gotta be one of the coolest cities in the U.S., especially if you're a beer snob like I am.FT. Collins is indeed a cool city but they drive bat shit crazy there. I think all Coloradans are bat shit crazy behind the wheel. :cuss:

beach tribe
02-15-2010, 08:36 AM
kcrockaholic4life wanted to know if my dessert BJ girl was hot

Not only was she hot, she was 19. I punched my ticket to HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!

http://i50.tinypic.com/2130v7r.jpg

Wow. You're a liar. Not saying she didn't blow you, but I doubt it was for a sundae.

Detoxing
02-15-2010, 11:42 AM
WTF...I thought this thread was about Hookers.

I saw my first Vagina (in real Life) when i was maybe 10? It was a hooker vagina.


I never wanted to ever see another vagina again. It looked like someone had taken a cleaver to this bitches crotch. Imagine the Grand Canyon------But inverted.

Count Alex's Losses
05-04-2010, 08:01 PM
Wow. You're a liar. Not saying she didn't blow you, but I doubt it was for a sundae.

Some girls just like to suck dick, bro.

Over-Head
05-04-2010, 09:14 PM
guys like me just like to suck dick, bro.
FYP

Ugly Duck
05-04-2010, 09:31 PM
Some girls just like to suck dick, bro.

D'ja ever see that movie The Crying Game? That chick was really into it.... oh, wait...