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Chocolate Hog
02-15-2010, 02:45 PM
We'll miss you old chap.

ClevelandBronco
02-15-2010, 02:48 PM
What's all this, then? (In best John Cleese voice)

kstater
02-15-2010, 02:50 PM
I don't get it. And that doesn't really surprise me.

Iowanian
02-15-2010, 02:50 PM
It has to do with billay dribbling in his pants and drooling through the straw he uses to type more than anything clever or significant, as usual.



Bill-OOOY!
http://avatarfarm.com/avatarimages/tv/south_park_timmy_sings_avatar.gif

DMAC
02-15-2010, 02:51 PM
It can take a couple of hours for a good game o' chess...

Pants
02-15-2010, 02:51 PM
It has to do with billay dribbling in his pants and drooling through the straw he uses to type more than anything clever or significant, as usual.



Bill-OOOY!

Are his hands underdeveloped or something? Why can't he type with them?

kstater
02-15-2010, 02:53 PM
Are his hands underdeveloped or something? Why can't he type with them?

Think Stephen Hawking then divide his IQ by 0 to get Billay's.

Stinger
02-15-2010, 02:53 PM
Are his hands underdeveloped or something? Why can't he type with them?

He is the guy in the BK commercials??

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Iowanian
02-15-2010, 02:53 PM
He hasn't figured out the Chinese finger cuffs from Jr High.

Pants
02-15-2010, 02:54 PM
Think Stephen Hawking then divide his IQ by 0 to get Billay's.

ROFL

Much too much. Dividing by 0 = cherry on top.

Chocolate Hog
02-15-2010, 02:54 PM
This thread has turned into a hillybilly convention.

Frazod
02-15-2010, 02:57 PM
This thread has turned into a hillybilly convention.

You have incurred the Wrath of Iowanian.

I hope you are prepared for a fierce barrage of his verbastic wittiocracies and shitbricks!

BigRedChief
02-15-2010, 02:58 PM
WTF? Link to the error in judgement please?

Chocolate Hog
02-15-2010, 02:58 PM
You have incurred the Wrath of Iowanian.

I hope you are prepared for a fierce barrage of his verbastic wittiocracies and shitbricks!

He'll just threaten to beat up my mother or something classy like that.

kstater
02-15-2010, 02:59 PM
WTF? Link to the error in judgement please?

I don't think I can link Billay's mom to this site.

Iowanian
02-15-2010, 03:00 PM
Its nice to see that Fatzod still feels the need to be the Grover Dill to every Scott Farcus that throws a snowball my direction.

Pants
02-15-2010, 03:01 PM
I don't think I can link Billay's mom to this site.

Nah man, it's daddy's fault he didn't pull out like he should have.

BigMeatballDave
02-15-2010, 03:02 PM
WTF is going on in here?

wild1
02-15-2010, 03:02 PM
It won't let me give Iowanian any more rep for a while.

Chocolate Hog
02-15-2010, 03:02 PM
Nah man, it's daddy's fault he didn't pull out like he should have.

Lame.

Pants
02-15-2010, 03:05 PM
Lame.

:(

Frazod
02-15-2010, 03:05 PM
Its nice to see that Fatzod still feels the need to be the Grover Dill to every Scott Farcus that throws a snowball my direction.

I forgot only The Great Skipowanian gets to assail people out of the blue. LMAO

I'm glad you took me off ignore, pussy. At least for a moment or two.

Saul Good
02-15-2010, 03:05 PM
billay, does Hamas know you're starting threads again?

Chocolate Hog
02-15-2010, 03:06 PM
It's always a fun time when Iowanian forgets to take his medicine.

Hog Farmer
02-15-2010, 03:06 PM
Its nice to see that Fatzod still feels the need to be the Grover Dill to every Scott Farcus that throws a snowball my direction.



ROFL

Donger
02-15-2010, 03:07 PM
Enough. Mods, please permanently delete my account. Thanks.

Iowanian
02-15-2010, 03:07 PM
Ladies and Gentleman, put your hands together for Billay on the Jug for his thread starting instrumental to start off the show.

Jilly
02-15-2010, 03:08 PM
I like Donger. What happened?

Chocolate Hog
02-15-2010, 03:08 PM
Iowanian how many failed expirments were you apart of in the navy?

Pants
02-15-2010, 03:09 PM
I like Donger. What happened?

It's a joke.

doomy3
02-15-2010, 03:09 PM
Iowanian how many failed expirments were you apart of in the navy?

"expirments"?

Saul Good
02-15-2010, 03:09 PM
Enough. Mods, please permanently delete my account. Thanks.

Huh? Why?

Saul Good
02-15-2010, 03:09 PM
"expirments"?

"apart"?

Pants
02-15-2010, 03:10 PM
Iowanian how many failed expirments were you apart of in the navy?

expirments

FAIL

Inspector
02-15-2010, 03:10 PM
Donger argues better than anyone. I have try to model myself after him.

Man, it really pisses my wife off though......

Chocolate Hog
02-15-2010, 03:10 PM
Thank you spellcheck.

Jilly
02-15-2010, 03:10 PM
It's a joke.

Oh good. My heart was pounding there for a minute.

Iowanian
02-15-2010, 03:12 PM
Iowanian how many failed expirments were you apart of in the navy?


Obviously I was exposed to less toxic substances than the Eddy The Eagle sperm that miraculously won the uterus ski jump at the gang bang of your creation.

I'm still dismayed that out of that many million swimmers, you're the one that won that race.

He meant "exSPERMints"

ChiTown
02-15-2010, 03:13 PM
Oh good. My heart was pounding there for a minute.

We know how you like your Donger............

Saul Good
02-15-2010, 03:13 PM
Oh good. My heart was pounding there for a minute.

What's pounding now?

Chocolate Hog
02-15-2010, 03:15 PM
Obviously I was exposed to less toxic substances than the Eddy The Eagle sperm that miraculously won the uterus ski jump at the gang bang of your creation.

I'm still dismayed that out of that many million swimmers, you're the one that won that race.

He meant "exSPERMints"


Blah Blah

And your teeth are the same color as your rotten El Camino.

doomy3
02-15-2010, 03:15 PM
Blah Blah

And your teeth are the same color as your rotten El Camino.

You should just give it up. You're far too dumb to engage in these sort of things.

Katipan
02-15-2010, 03:15 PM
Eddy the Eagle? :LMAO:

wtf Iowanni

Der Flöprer
02-15-2010, 03:15 PM
We know how you like your Donger............

She also likes her Flopnuts. It all started out as an expirment.

Der Flöprer
02-15-2010, 03:16 PM
Eddy the Eagle? :LMAO:

wtf Iowanni

OMG. I have a boner. Uh, hi.

Iowanian
02-15-2010, 03:16 PM
Someone please douse me with water, it appears I've been BURNED!!!

MOhillbilly
02-15-2010, 03:16 PM
You should just give it up. You're far too dumb to engage in these sort of things.

Dude. Stfu.

Chocolate Hog
02-15-2010, 03:16 PM
You should just give it up. You're far too dumb to engage in these sort of things.

Mods change this mans screen name to Irony.

Donger
02-15-2010, 03:16 PM
Eddy the Eagle? :LMAO:

wtf Iowanni

Your signature doesn't make any sense.

doomy3
02-15-2010, 03:17 PM
Dude. Stfu.

Yeah, that's my bad.

Carry on, billay.

BucEyedPea
02-15-2010, 03:17 PM
He'll just threaten to beat up my mother or something classy like that.

Then hang her on nuthooks.

Katipan
02-15-2010, 03:17 PM
OMG. I have a boner. Uh, hi.

OMG me too

hi babe :)

Der Flöprer
02-15-2010, 03:18 PM
OMG me too

hi babe :)

ROFL Wait. That didn't make mine go away. Shit. :Lin:

Frazod
02-15-2010, 03:19 PM
OMG me too

hi babe :)

You know you're not allowed to be gone as long as you were gone. Dammit. :mad:

MOhillbilly
02-15-2010, 03:19 PM
BOOOOOO!!! HISSSSSS!!!

Jilly
02-15-2010, 03:19 PM
Eddy the Eagle? :LMAO:

wtf Iowanni

Are you back? Lumpy's gone and there's no one to play with anymore. :(

Donger
02-15-2010, 03:20 PM
If chiefs4me also returns, I'll turn over a new leaf.

Katipan
02-15-2010, 03:21 PM
Your signature doesn't make any sense.

Sure it does. It's a big K with a swooping Christie after it.

If Five Finger Death Punch were to add a "be" at the end of the line it wouldn't fit in the song. Plus, it wouldn't rhyme-ish. Plus they picked a name that makes me think someone is being donkey punched to death so they (and I) have other far more important issues to worry about.

Donger
02-15-2010, 03:21 PM
You know you're not allowed to be gone as long as you were gone. Dammit. :mad:

She was just waiting for a thread about me. My nefarious plan succeeded as expected.

Frazod
02-15-2010, 03:22 PM
She was just waiting for a thread about me. My nefarious plan succeeded as expected.

Well, there's one reason to keep you around. :D

Donger
02-15-2010, 03:22 PM
Sure it does. It's a big K with a swooping Christie after it.

If Five Finger Death Punch were to add a "be" at the end of the line it wouldn't fit in the song. Plus, it wouldn't rhyme-ish. Plus they picked a name that makes me think someone is being donkey punched to death so they (and I) have other far more important issues to worry about.

Wrong.

It should be:

"I'd rather you hate me for everything I am.
Than have you love me for something that I am not."

BigRedChief
02-15-2010, 03:22 PM
Enough. Mods, please permanently delete my account. Thanks.If you go you will miss tonights info update. It's from "the source"....

Katipan
02-15-2010, 03:23 PM
You know you're not allowed to be gone as long as you were gone. Dammit. :mad:

It's been an odd year :)
But I say that every year.

I shall be a better Internet-friend-you-met-in-real-life-and-would-totally-kick-it-with-if-we-lived-in-similar-environments. <3

Donger
02-15-2010, 03:23 PM
If you go you will miss tonights info update.

Information on what?

And, it's not fault that the so-called mods around here are dragging their feet.

Chocolate Hog
02-15-2010, 03:23 PM
If you go you will miss tonights info update. It's from "the source"....

Orly?

Jilly
02-15-2010, 03:23 PM
What's pounding now?

well, if Katipan is back, it's more than my heart.

But I won't say much else. I don't want to scare her away.

BigRedChief
02-15-2010, 03:24 PM
Wrong.

It should be:

"I'd rather you hate me for everything I am.
Than have you love me for something that I am not."
Andy Rooney or Ted Nugent?

Donger
02-15-2010, 03:24 PM
Andy Rooney or Ted Nugent?

I'm not gay.

Katipan
02-15-2010, 03:25 PM
Wrong.

It should be:

"I'd rather you hate me for everything I am.
Than have you love me for something that I am not."

Verrily shall thee hate me for the markup of my makeup
Forsaking the absence of purity in the truth of my being

Katipan
02-15-2010, 03:26 PM
Are you back? Lumpy's gone and there's no one to play with anymore. :(

What happened to Lumpy? WHAT DID GONZO DO?

Nice Pie babygirl.

Missed you.

Donger
02-15-2010, 03:26 PM
Verrily shall thee hate me for the markup of my makeup
Forsaking the absence of purity in the truth of my being

Khan Noonien Singh?

BigRedChief
02-15-2010, 03:27 PM
I'm not gay.NTTIAWWT

MOhillbilly
02-15-2010, 03:27 PM
yall are pissing me off. Go group hug in another thread. Dont you dare and bring love into this bitch.

Jilly
02-15-2010, 03:28 PM
What happened to Lumpy? WHAT DID GONZO DO?

Nice Pie babygirl.

Missed you.

It's a long story.....and she's probably watching so I won't say much.

But I missed you too. :(

mlyonsd
02-15-2010, 03:30 PM
yall are pissing me off. Go group hug in another thread. Dont you dare and bring love into this bitch.

Reminds me of a dozen nightcrawlers in a cup of worm bedding.

JOhn
02-15-2010, 03:30 PM
yall are pissing me off. Go group hug in another thread. Dont you dare and bring love into this bitch.

:popcorn:

MOhillbilly
02-15-2010, 03:30 PM
Reminds me of a dozen nightcrawlers in a cup of worm bedding.

that would go good in pants.

Iowanian
02-15-2010, 03:31 PM
Reminds me of a dozen nightcrawlers in a cup of worm bedding.

You know you're going to break them in half,run a hook through them, tie them to a jug or a willow limb and drop their wiggling corpses into the river at night?



You're scaring me, Sicko.

JOhn
02-15-2010, 03:31 PM
that would go good in pants.

ROFL

Frazod
02-15-2010, 03:31 PM
It's been an odd year :)
But I say that every year.

I shall be a better Internet-friend-you-met-in-real-life-and-would-totally-kick-it-with-if-we-lived-in-similar-environments. <3

I feel all better now. :)

Katipan
02-15-2010, 03:32 PM
It's a long story.....and she's probably watching so I won't say much.

But I missed you too. :(

Aww :( No clue what happened. The Internet ruins lives. Texting too. Hell, I watched a few marriages go kapoot over Facebook.

I think we should all put down the computers and go to church.

Or maybe just skype to church.

MOhillbilly
02-15-2010, 03:33 PM
Aww :( No clue what happened. The Internet ruins lives. Texting too. Hell, I watched a few marriages go kapoot over Facebook.

I think we should all put down the computers and go to church.

Or maybe just skype to church.

yes, the intraweb is cereal and not for the week.

Jilly
02-15-2010, 03:33 PM
Aww :( No clue what happened. The Internet ruins lives. Texting too. Hell, I watched a few marriages go kapoot over Facebook.

I think we should all put down the computers and go to church.

Or maybe just skype to church.


it was a reverse Clint In Witchita/RednFeisty situation, I think.

mlyonsd
02-15-2010, 03:35 PM
You know you're going to break them in half,run a hook through them, tie them to a jug or a willow limb and drop their wiggling corpses into the river at night?



You're scaring me, Sicko.

Tear them in half? You're even a bigger cheap ass than I'd have guessed.

Katipan
02-15-2010, 03:35 PM
it was a reverse Clint In Witchita/RednFeisty situation, I think.

This is why we should all date people that can't use computers.

Donger
02-15-2010, 03:35 PM
yes, the intraweb is cereal and not for the week.

That would have better with "crispy wheat" instead of week.

Katipan
02-15-2010, 03:36 PM
I'm confused are we the nightcrawlers or the bedding?

Donger
02-15-2010, 03:37 PM
Wait, that stuff that's in with the worms in called bedding? I thought it was just dirt.

Iowanian
02-15-2010, 03:38 PM
Tear them in half? You're even a bigger cheap ass than I'd have guessed.

Sorry, the only time I've had time to use live bait in a couple of years, its been putting pieces of worms under bobbers attached to Dora the Explorer and snoopy rods....


When I was a kid, we caught and sold night crawlers, we made our bedding out of shredded newspaper and used coffee grounds.
We caught them after rains and used other methods to bring them to the surface....a worm grunter if you will.

Chocolate Hog
02-15-2010, 03:38 PM
Whered BigRedChief go?

MOhillbilly
02-15-2010, 03:38 PM
That would have better with "crispy wheat" instead of week.

Crown & Anchor.

JOhn
02-15-2010, 03:38 PM
I'm confused are we the nightcrawlers or the bedding?

Bedding? ;)

Pants
02-15-2010, 03:38 PM
Wait, who broke up with who and why?

Donger
02-15-2010, 03:38 PM
Crown & Anchor.

Black & Decker.

Mr. Plow
02-15-2010, 03:42 PM
it was a reverse Clint In Witchita/RednFeisty situation, I think.


OMG....he just changed his FB status from "Married" to "It's complicated" which as every knows is intraweb talk for "I've recently discovered that I'm gay"

mlyonsd
02-15-2010, 03:42 PM
Wait, that stuff that's in with the worms in called bedding? I thought it was just dirt.

The ones that just get dirt live below the poverty line.

Jilly
02-15-2010, 03:42 PM
This is why we should all date people that can't use computers.

fuckin computers......
fuckin people.....

what made us think it was a good idea to put the two together?

Mr. Plow
02-15-2010, 03:42 PM
Wait, who broke up with who and why?

Your mom and I broke up because she wouldn't bring me a chicken pot pie.

Jilly
02-15-2010, 03:43 PM
OMG....he just changed his FB status from "Married" to "It's complicated" which as every knows is intraweb talk for "I've recently discovered that I'm gay"


OMG! You're his fb friend?

wait, didn't yours just change to it's complicated too?

Pants
02-15-2010, 03:44 PM
Your mom and I broke up because she wouldn't bring me a chicken pot pie.

That's why I love yours. She's a good girl.

Jilly
02-15-2010, 03:44 PM
Your mom and I broke up because she wouldn't bring me a chicken pot pie.

She told me it was because it was too high in cholesterol...you should be grateful she cared.

mlyonsd
02-15-2010, 03:44 PM
Sorry, the only time I've had time to use live bait in a couple of years, its been putting pieces of worms under bobbers attached to Dora the Explorer and snoopy rods....


When I was a kid, we caught and sold night crawlers, we made our bedding out of shredded newspaper and used coffee grounds.
We caught them after rains and used other methods to bring them to the surface....a worm grunter if you will.

Rain coats, flashlights, and coffee cans. Been there lots of times. One of the things you don't see anyone doing anymore.

Mr. Plow
02-15-2010, 03:45 PM
OMG! You're his fb friend?

wait, didn't yours just change to it's complicated too?


It's been that way for awhile. I just now finally got Gonzo to come out of the closet.

Donger
02-15-2010, 03:45 PM
Facebook is dangerous. Old girlfriends are scary.

MOhillbilly
02-15-2010, 03:45 PM
Doris Day.

Der Flöprer
02-15-2010, 03:46 PM
Facebook is dangerous. Old girlfriends are scary.

Fuck.

Jilly
02-15-2010, 03:46 PM
It's been that way for awhile. I just now finally got Gonzo to come out of the closet.

I knew you were good.....but not that good.

Jilly
02-15-2010, 03:47 PM
Facebook is dangerous. Old girlfriends are scary.

For some reason my ex husband's wife wants to be fb friends with me. I think that is a bad idea.

JOhn
02-15-2010, 03:48 PM
For some reason my ex husband's wife wants to be fb friends with me. I think that is a bad idea.

Yea, not a good idea.

Donger
02-15-2010, 03:49 PM
For some reason my ex husband's wife wants to be fb friends with me. I think that is a bad idea.

I don't do Facebook, but my wife does (or did until she found her).

Jilly
02-15-2010, 03:49 PM
Yea, not a good idea.

They actually had the audacity to ask me if I could give them marriage counseling. THAT is not a good idea.

Mr. Plow
02-15-2010, 03:51 PM
I knew you were good.....but not that good.

Oh yeah....I'm THAT good.

JOhn
02-15-2010, 03:51 PM
They actually had the audacity to ask me if I could give them marriage counseling. THAT is not a good idea.

Thats ok, my EX came to me for advice on her relationship :eek: :shake:


Yea I didn't touch that...ok yea I did.

Told her to keep her legs closed to people she's not with.ROFL



After a F***ed her. ROFL

Jilly
02-15-2010, 03:52 PM
Oh yeah....I'm THAT good.

Apparently I didn't get your A game.

Katipan
02-15-2010, 03:53 PM
For some reason my ex husband's wife wants to be fb friends with me. I think that is a bad idea.

My boyfriend's ex-brother in law is the oddest one I got.

Some people are just compelled to look at things that are just going to hurt them.

Mr. Plow
02-15-2010, 03:53 PM
Apparently I didn't get your A game.


ROFL

Jilly
02-15-2010, 03:55 PM
Thats ok, my EX came to me for advice on her relationship :eek: :shake:


Yea I didn't touch that...ok yea I did.

Told her to keep her legs closed to people she's not with.ROFL



After a F***ed her. ROFL

whoa. that's exactly why she came to you for advice.

Katipan
02-15-2010, 03:55 PM
They actually had the audacity to ask me if I could give them marriage counseling. THAT is not a good idea.

How funny. I first read it as Sully's ex-wife asking you... er... never mind.

Mr. Plow
02-15-2010, 03:56 PM
My boyfriend's ex-brother in law is the oddest one I got.

Some people are just compelled to look at things that are just going to hurt them.


I had an ex-girlfriend want to be my friend after I:

1 - kicked her out of my apartment in KC after she threw a picture frame on the carpet breaking glass everywhere. Made her clean that shit up 1st though.

&

2 - 6 years later, she ended up in my house because a friend was trying to fuck her, and she started in on me saying "I broke up with you, you didn't break up with me"....following that was a 1 hour argument with me, again, kicking her out of my house.

JOhn
02-15-2010, 03:56 PM
whoa. that's exactly why she came to you for advice.

Probably, but just reaffirmed my belief she had not changed. Besides I never complained about the sex in the marriage. :D




just the sex outside the marriage,

Katipan
02-15-2010, 03:58 PM
I had an ex-girlfriend want to be my friend after I:

1 - kicked her out of my apartment in KC after she threw a picture frame on the carpet breaking glass everywhere. Made her clean that shit up 1st though.

&

2 - 6 years later, she ended up in my house because a friend was trying to **** her, and she started in on me saying "I broke up with you, you didn't break up with me"....following that was a 1 hour argument with me, again, kicking her out of my house.

Tell the truth babe. Was she crazy when you found her or did you make her crazy? :p

"Bob" Dobbs
02-15-2010, 03:58 PM
You gotta love the offseason.

Donger
02-15-2010, 03:59 PM
Ummm. Pork marsala.

Reaper16
02-15-2010, 04:00 PM
what is this thread i dont even

ChiTown
02-15-2010, 04:01 PM
Ummm. Pork marsala.

Have a good life, Donger. We'll miss you.

Der Flöprer
02-15-2010, 04:01 PM
what is this thread i dont even

Billay got tired of his wiener and he's throwing it away. This is his farewell thread.

Donger
02-15-2010, 04:01 PM
what is this thread i dont even

Yoda, that you is?

Katipan
02-15-2010, 04:02 PM
Did GoChiefs ever have successful write Penthouse about it kind of sex?

Der Flöprer
02-15-2010, 04:02 PM
You gotta love the offseason.

Word. At least my beach is getting off in a few hours.

Jilly
02-15-2010, 04:02 PM
How funny. I first read it as Sully's ex-wife asking you... er... never mind.

yeah...no....but I did marry his ex girlfriend to her current husband.

Donger
02-15-2010, 04:02 PM
Have a good life, Donger. We'll miss you.

I'm actually a superb cook. And my food safety standards are second-to-none.

DaFace
02-15-2010, 04:03 PM
This place is confusing lately.

ChiTown
02-15-2010, 04:04 PM
I'm actually a superb cook. And my food safety standards are second-to-none.

Why are you still here? Goodbye, already!

Donger
02-15-2010, 04:04 PM
Did GoChiefs ever have successful write Penthouse about it kind of sex?

While I had to read that abortion of a sentence three times before it made any sense, no. He suffers from ED, apparently.

Frazod
02-15-2010, 04:04 PM
This place is confusing lately.

Just as twisted as any other day. :D

Donger
02-15-2010, 04:04 PM
Why are you still here? Goodbye, already!

I asked for my account to be deleted.

"Bob" Dobbs
02-15-2010, 04:05 PM
Word. At least my beach is getting off in a few hours.LOL
This.

Katipan
02-15-2010, 04:05 PM
yeah...no....but I did marry his ex girlfriend to her current husband.

Maybe you just ooze those qualities of compassion and attentive approachability.

You should be a minister or something.

JOhn
02-15-2010, 04:05 PM
This place is confusing lately.

lately.????

Der Flöprer
02-15-2010, 04:06 PM
This place is confusing lately.

Change the name to "The Vagina Lounge". It's applied for the last month.

kstater
02-15-2010, 04:06 PM
. He suffers from ED, apparently.

You got that interpretation? I figured it was the latest sign he was gay. Not getting it up for a woman is kind of the big one.

ChiTown
02-15-2010, 04:06 PM
I asked for my account to be deleted.

Mods, please delete the above post............oh, and Donger's account.

TIA

DaFace
02-15-2010, 04:06 PM
lately.????

Well, it's always kind of a nuthouse. But the past few weeks we've had people "leaving" but not really leaving a lot. I don't get it. Maybe I'm not paying close enough attention.

Katipan
02-15-2010, 04:06 PM
You're right. We should instead talk about your tiny nightcrawlers.

Donger
02-15-2010, 04:07 PM
You got that interpretation? I figured it was the latest sign he was gay. Not getting it up for a woman is kind of the big one.

I didn't say what the reason for the ED was, just that he suffers from it. As do his women, I guess.

JOhn
02-15-2010, 04:07 PM
Well, it's always kind of a nuthouse. But the past few weeks we've had people "leaving" but not really leaving a lot. I don't get it. Maybe I'm not paying close enough attention.

Yea I quit paying attention a couple of years ago......

Ari Chi3fs
02-15-2010, 04:08 PM
Change the name to "The Vagina Lounge". It's applied for the last month.

or The vagina monoLounge
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Der Flöprer
02-15-2010, 04:09 PM
or The vagina monoLounge
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ROFL Poifect.

Katipan
02-15-2010, 04:09 PM
I didn't say what the reason for the ED was, just that he suffers from it. As do his women, I guess.

Are there excercises for something like that?

Donger
02-15-2010, 04:10 PM
Are there excercises for something like that?

Running away from GoChiefs sounds like a good start.

Jilly
02-15-2010, 04:10 PM
Maybe you just ooze those qualities of compassion and attentive approachability.

You should be a minister or something.

Maybe I should start being a little more like you....sharp tongue, approachability, with a touch of naughty.....oh and could put someone in a sleeper before they even knew you were there.

JohnnyV13
02-15-2010, 04:11 PM
It can take a couple of hours for a good game o' chess...

Not really. Most strong players will play casual games with a clock, usually no more than 10 minutes for each player.

For strong players used to a clock, 10 minutes is actually quite a bit of time and they can play very sophisticated games.

If, however, you are playing over the board (instead of on the net), players will ignore the clock if they reach an interesting (and complicated) position that really deserves more time.

Jilly
02-15-2010, 04:12 PM
or The vagina monoLounge
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I'm sorry would you rather I leave and you could turn it in to the sausageandweinerlounge?

Der Flöprer
02-15-2010, 04:12 PM
I'm sorry would you rather I leave and you could turn it in to the sausageandweinerlounge?

Not if you're gonna give out slices of that pie!

Donger
02-15-2010, 04:14 PM
My wife once told me that she wouldn't have married me if my penis wasn't perfectly straight.

Katipan
02-15-2010, 04:14 PM
Maybe I should start being a little more like you....sharp tongue, approachability, with a touch of naughty.....oh and could put someone in a sleeper before they even knew you were there.

Way harder to be *truly* closer to people when you're like me than when you're like you. I'd like to trade... for a day or two. :)

Katipan
02-15-2010, 04:16 PM
My wife once told me that she wouldn't have married me if my penis wasn't perfectly straight.

So... Tailored pants... Um... Is there like an extra pocket for you to shove that thing?

kstater
02-15-2010, 04:16 PM
My wife once told me that she wouldn't have married me if my penis wasn't perfectly straight.

Sounds like she's seen her share of penises if that's a dealbreaker.

Jilly
02-15-2010, 04:17 PM
Way harder to be *truly* closer to people when you're like me than when you're like you. I'd like to trade... for a day or two. :)

Wow, that's a lot more sensitive than normal. WTF happened this year to you?!!!!!

Bi_polar
02-15-2010, 04:17 PM
We'll miss you old chap.

http://i50.tinypic.com/wgq6tt.gif

Donger
02-15-2010, 04:18 PM
Sounds like she's seen her share of penises if that's a dealbreaker.

Obviously.

"Bob" Dobbs
02-15-2010, 04:18 PM
Maybe I should start being a little more like you....sharp tongue, approachability, with a touch of naughty.....oh and could put someone in a sleeper before they even knew you were there.SCHWING!

Katipan
02-15-2010, 04:19 PM
Wow, that's a lot more sensitive than normal. WTF happened this year to you?!!!!!

:banghead: I know. It's disgusting.

I don't think I'm so angry anymore. At anything. :)

Donger
02-15-2010, 04:19 PM
So... Tailored pants... Um... Is there like an extra pocket for you to shove that thing?

I don't believe so.

Jilly
02-15-2010, 04:19 PM
:banghead: I know. It's disgusting.

I don't think I'm so angry anymore. At anything. :)

that means that life is really great for you or life really hurt you....I hope it's the former.

Donger
02-15-2010, 04:20 PM
:banghead: I know. It's disgusting.

I don't think I'm so angry anymore. At anything. :)

And to think that I actually thought of you a few days ago while watching Mr. & Mrs. Smith.

Katipan
02-15-2010, 04:24 PM
And to think that I actually thought of you a few days ago while watching Mr. & Mrs. Smith.

I am still pretty obsessed with shooting stuff.

But I do it with a smile now.

Donger
02-15-2010, 04:24 PM
I am still pretty obsessed with shooting stuff.

But I do it with a smile now.

It wasn't the shooting part.

Jilly
02-15-2010, 04:27 PM
For some reason I, too, imagine Angelina Jolie when imagining what katipan looks like.

Frazod
02-15-2010, 04:31 PM
For some reason I, too, imagine Angelina Jolie when imagining what katipan looks like.

She's hotter than Angelina Jolie. :drool:

Bi_polar
02-15-2010, 04:32 PM
I have seen her ass, she aight.

Donger
02-15-2010, 04:33 PM
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Jilly
02-15-2010, 04:35 PM
She's hotter than Angelina Jolie. :drool:

one time she said for me she'd let me see her face...but she still hasn't done it. :deevee:

Bi_polar
02-15-2010, 04:36 PM
one time she said for me she'd let me see her face...but she still hasn't done it. :deevee:

I've seen her, she's cute.

Donger
02-15-2010, 04:37 PM
one time she said for me she'd let me see her face...but she still hasn't done it. :deevee:

Yeah, she's a f*cking tease.

L.A. Chieffan
02-15-2010, 04:37 PM
later donger

Pants
02-15-2010, 04:38 PM
Dammit. This thread lost its burst.

"Bob" Dobbs
02-15-2010, 04:40 PM
Dammit. This thread lost its burst.Shhh. They're still in foreplay...

Jilly
02-15-2010, 04:43 PM
Yeah, she's a f*cking tease.

I know, now she's gone again and who knows when she'll be back, damn it. She's my favorite.

Donger
02-15-2010, 05:05 PM
I know, now she's gone again and who knows when she'll be back, damn it. She's my favorite.

Mer knows the power of always leaving them wanting more.

"Bob" Dobbs
02-15-2010, 05:11 PM
Every time I see the thread title, I think "Goodbye Donger, it's been nice". Cheap Trick, right?

booger
02-15-2010, 05:51 PM
Ummm. Pork marsala.

Probably. Just to be safe i need to see a pic of her first.

Mr. Plow
02-15-2010, 06:11 PM
Tell the truth babe. Was she crazy when you found her or did you make her crazy? :p

Probably a little from column A, and a little from column B.

Bowser
02-15-2010, 06:13 PM
Ebby Calvin LaLoosh: So is somebody going to go to bed with somebody or what?

booger
02-15-2010, 06:19 PM
Ebby Calvin LaLoosh: So is somebody going to go to bed with somebody or what?

i'm not getting stuck banging the night crawlers again i'll tell u that.

Gonzo
02-15-2010, 07:36 PM
1st off, Plow, you know I don't have a facebook. If you wanted to do the whole gay thing you shoulda just asked. Flopnuts will fill you in/up on that topic.

2nd: Kat, Lumpy is taking an extended vacation from this site due to some inappropriate banter that was not entirely her fault. She loves so many of you that she figured it would get even worse if she didn't take a break. I told her that it was entirely up to her with what she wanted to do. She's an emotional Irish girl that is the sweetest person I know. I don't tell her to do shit.
3rd: I was going to leave for a while as well. However, 45 pm's and 10 emails later,(all within one day) not to mention some personal stuff going on in my life, I need to be here. This site makes my day sometimes.

Oh, and Flopnuts threatened to share certain "pictures" if I didn't stay.

There, carry on people.
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JD10367
02-15-2010, 07:51 PM
I thought this thread would be about billay cutting off his penis. Disappointed....

Gonzo
02-15-2010, 07:53 PM
I thought this thread would be about billay cutting off his penis. Disappointed....

There's an app for that.
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Frazod
02-15-2010, 07:58 PM
1st off, Plow, you know I don't have a facebook. If you wanted to do the whole gay thing you shoulda just asked. Flopnuts will fill you in/up on that topic.

2nd: Kat, Lumpy is taking an extended vacation from this site due to some inappropriate banter that was not entirely her fault. She loves so many of you that she figured it would get even worse if she didn't take a break. I told her that it was entirely up to her with what she wanted to do. She's an emotional Irish girl that is the sweetest person I know. I don't tell her to do shit.
3rd: I was going to leave for a while as well. However, 45 pm's and 10 emails later,(all within one day) not to mention some personal stuff going on in my life, I need to be here. This site makes my day sometimes.

Oh, and Flopnuts threatened to share certain "pictures" if I didn't stay.

There, carry on people.
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Yeah, I'll bet you don't. :spank:

:D

Count Alex's Losses
02-15-2010, 08:31 PM
Have you guys ever seen a picture if billay?

booger
02-15-2010, 08:33 PM
Irish huh?

that'll do it.

Could be worser. She could be a poll lock.

Your lucky though. How many guys get a chick that talks dirty to them in leprochan?

booger
02-15-2010, 08:34 PM
Have you guys ever seen a picture if billay?

no we havn't asked were not gay wads.

KcFanInGA
02-15-2010, 08:37 PM
no we havn't asked were not gay wads.

Not spelling bee champions either, by the look of it.

Count Alex's Losses
02-15-2010, 08:37 PM
While I had to read that abortion of a sentence three times before it made any sense, no. He suffers from ED, apparently.

We've been through this before.

I haven't had what you would call "great" sex but I've certainly had "hey I got hard and plowed her for a few minutes" sex.

But yeah, I could suffer from ED, because the last time I tried to have sex it got up but it wouldn't stay up. Further research is required.

Donger
02-15-2010, 08:41 PM
We've been through this before.

I haven't had what you would call "great" sex but I've certainly had "hey I got hard and plowed her for a few minutes" sex.

But yeah, I could suffer from ED, because the last time I tried to have sex it got up but it wouldn't stay up. Further research is required.

No, you need to have sex with a man and see if it "stays up." It's the only way to be sure.

Frazod
02-15-2010, 08:41 PM
We've been through this before.

I haven't had what you would call "great" sex but I've certainly had "hey I got hard and plowed her for a few minutes" sex.

But yeah, I could suffer from ED, because the last time I tried to have sex it got up but it wouldn't stay up. Further research is required.

I'll take SHIT I REALLY WISH I HADN'T READ for $1,000, Alex.

:banghead:

Donger
02-15-2010, 08:43 PM
I'll take SHIT I REALLY WISH I HADN'T READ for $1,000, Alex.

:banghead:

Hey now, give the young chap a break.

Count Alex's Losses
02-15-2010, 08:44 PM
I'll take SHIT I REALLY WISH I HADN'T READ for $1,000, Alex.

:banghead:

Oh, shut up, you've read far worse.

Count Alex's Losses
02-15-2010, 08:44 PM
No, you need to have sex with a man and see if it "stays up." It's the only way to be sure.

Wouldn't it have to get up at the mere thought of a man, first? I mean, let's be honest. I drove through the gay part of town the other night and had no desire to stop.

booger
02-15-2010, 08:45 PM
Not spelling bee champions either, by the look of it.

yeah they get all the pussy.

Frazod
02-15-2010, 08:45 PM
Oh, shut up, you've read far worse.

True, but it doesn't mean I enjoyed it. :spock:

Donger
02-15-2010, 08:47 PM
Wouldn't it have to get up at the mere thought of a man, first? I mean, let's be honest. I drove through the gay part of town the other night and had no desire to stop.

I'm not homosexual, so I can't really answer that. But, you can't keep it up with a woman, so it seems logical that you'd give the male of the species a try. No?

Count Alex's Losses
02-15-2010, 08:51 PM
I'm not homosexual, so I can't really answer that. But, you can't keep it up with a woman, so it seems logical that you'd give the male of the species a try. No?

We're talking about one sole occasion.

I'll give men a try if the next 10 females can't keep my sails windy.

booger
02-15-2010, 08:51 PM
maybe he's trying to hard not to blow his wad to soon. And memorizing all these notes/tips on how to handle a woman his wanger says its too much of a hassle and loses interest.

Katipan
02-15-2010, 08:53 PM
i totally endorse sabatticals from the internet. im also a huge fan of telling people to mind their business. and donger. dear lumpy all that im after is a lifetime of laughter as long as im laughing with yoooouuu. no wait. youre better than the rest im lucky just to linger in your lifeeeeeee. ooooooooh. dont turn around something something my heart breaking. dont turn around i dont want you seeing me cryinggggggg.just walk away. something something something im letting you goooooooooooo.
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NewChief
02-15-2010, 08:54 PM
We've been through this before.

I haven't had what you would call "great" sex but I've certainly had "hey I got hard and plowed her for a few minutes" sex.

But yeah, I could suffer from ED, because the last time I tried to have sex it got up but it wouldn't stay up. Further research is required.

You're putting the pussy on a pedestal, man. That's a surefire route to limpdick or premature waddage.

Count Alex's Losses
02-15-2010, 08:54 PM
maybe he's trying to hard not to blow his wad to soon. And memorizing all these notes/tips on how to handle a woman his wanger says its too much of a hassle and loses interest.

Nah, I just think I wasn't attracted to her.

booger
02-15-2010, 08:54 PM
how much attention are you giving the 4play dept?

Can you flip the clit like a speedbag? Any luck locating the g sport?

Count Alex's Losses
02-15-2010, 08:55 PM
how much attention are you giving the 4play dept?

Can you flip the clit like a speedbag? Any luck locating the g sport?

I enjoy foreplay, booger.

Come here you beast.

booger
02-15-2010, 08:58 PM
Nah, I just think I wasn't attracted to her.

if that was the aunt chick w/ the big jugs..........and you were not attracted?

Wasn't that the first one?

Count Alex's Losses
02-15-2010, 08:59 PM
if that was the aunt chick w/ the big jugs..........and you were not attracted?

Wasn't that the first one?

No, this was a different girl.

Her jugs were not so magnificent.

Auntie let me hollow her throat out somethin' fierce.

booger
02-15-2010, 09:01 PM
I enjoy foreplay, booger.


Come here you beast.
do they? Don't take this the wrong way but are you doing it right enough to pleasure them or do you just think you are?

keep your flacid penis away from me dude

booger
02-15-2010, 09:03 PM
No, this was a different girl.

Her jugs were not so magnificent.

Auntie let me hollow her throat out somethin' fierce.

I'm sure most of us, i know i have, have been with someone we were'nt all that attracted to but for whatever reason did it anyway and at least somewhat enjoyed it.

what was it about this girl that was bad? She just sit there like a dumbshit like she wanted you to do everything?

Count Alex's Losses
02-15-2010, 09:09 PM
I'm sure most of us, i know i have, have been with someone we were'nt all that attracted to but for whatever reason did it anyway and at least somewhat enjoyed it.

what was it about this girl that was bad? She just sit there like a dumbshit like she wanted you to do everything?

Well hell, she wasn't interested in sucky sucky for one thing.

Lame, amirite?

booger
02-15-2010, 09:19 PM
Well hell, she wasn't interested in sucky sucky for one thing.

Lame, amirite?

depends i guess. Some won't because they think you will think less of them if they blew you right away. Not all will do it anyway for some reason until you date them for awhile.

I am under the impression that you move on too a new chick right away and havn't really been seeing these gals again is that the case?

You don't have to decide you want to date a certain gal or become exclusive or whatever, but maybe you could gauge these things about sex if you find a girl you mesh well with and focus on that one to see what that is like.

Count Alex's Losses
02-15-2010, 09:22 PM
Well, we're talking about two girls. Two.

The first one pretty much blew me off after we had lame sex for the second time. So that's dead. The second one I don't care to see again.

booger
02-15-2010, 09:25 PM
find yourself a down to earth loney cougar dude. Or someone who you don't screw right away but actually have something in common with besides being horny.

Practice makes perfect.

NewChief
02-15-2010, 09:25 PM
find yourself a down to earth loney cougar dude. Or someone who you don't screw right away but actually have something in common with besides being horny.

Practice makes perfect.

Yeah, he needs a girlfriend or friend with benefits.

booger
02-15-2010, 09:28 PM
Yeah, he needs a girlfriend or friend with benefits.

so true

Count Alex's Losses
02-15-2010, 09:29 PM
Gee, never thought of that.

NewChief
02-15-2010, 09:34 PM
Gee, never thought of that.

What do you do for a social life? I know you hit the gym. Do you ever go out to bars? I know you're not a big drinker, but you can still go out to bars. Do you have friends? Do your friends have girlfriends? I mean.... having a social circle is sort of the key to building a relationship with someone of the opposite sex.

booger
02-15-2010, 09:34 PM
Gee, never thought of that.

might have to settle for less in the looks department. who knows, maybe after a few rolls in the hay she actually looks better than she did before and you might actually like her.
Beats practicing on your sister.

Otherwise what can i tell ya, just be patient.