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PS, Free rep to the first 8 posters in this thread.
Fritz88
02-16-2010, 02:36 PM
ask your ghey buddy to lick it off
I'm just here for the rep
Ask some of the n00bs
Katipan
02-16-2010, 02:37 PM
I do my kegels and make pearls.
MoreLemonPledge
02-16-2010, 02:37 PM
Better question: How do you cope with swamp vagina?
Pestilence
02-16-2010, 02:37 PM
It usually stays there until someone asks the question....
"Got sand in your vagina?"
And then it falls out....
MikeMaslowski
02-16-2010, 02:38 PM
in
loochy
02-16-2010, 02:39 PM
Douche it out...
MikeMaslowski
02-16-2010, 02:39 PM
Wait, now I remember that fritz owes me about 10 more reps or so. I will be waiting sir.
Whoarethechefs
02-16-2010, 02:39 PM
Vaginal Sand castles
PS, I think I can only give out 8 reps in a day, it might be more like 10, so if you dont get in the first 8, I still may rep you.
Dave Lane
02-16-2010, 02:40 PM
I do believe that pearls only form when the sand is caught between the labia minora and the urethra. Full on sandy vag can be chronic unless deep penetrating massage is applied regularly.
Sofa King
02-16-2010, 02:40 PM
did i make the cut?
http://media.ebaumsworld.com/picture/krail969/SandyVagina.png
Isn't that what hair is for? Works in the nostrils...
loochy
02-16-2010, 02:47 PM
Isn't that what hair is for? Works in the nostrils...
I heard that them thar kids these days do the durned craziest thing...they chop all the hair off all their privates! Who in da world is wanna get some sizzors down thar?
I heard that them thar kids these days do the durned craziest thing...they chop all the hair off all their privates! Who in da world is wanna get some sizzors down thar?I could make a wig out of my butt crack hair.
Bi_polar
02-16-2010, 02:48 PM
I don't have one, but my ass smells like Jean Paul Gaultier, sport.
MikeMaslowski
02-16-2010, 02:49 PM
sandy
can be yummy.
http://i958.photobucket.com/albums/ae69/mikemaslowski/sandyv-1.jpg
http://i958.photobucket.com/albums/ae69/mikemaslowski/sandyv2.jpg
Bo's Pelini
02-16-2010, 02:51 PM
Ask Iowawang
Apparently 12 is my daily limit. Sorry billay.
Sofa King
02-16-2010, 02:57 PM
sandy
can be yummy.
http://i958.photobucket.com/albums/ae69/mikemaslowski/sandyv-1.jpg
http://i958.photobucket.com/albums/ae69/mikemaslowski/sandyv2.jpg
now theres an ass i can get behind
Calcountry
02-16-2010, 02:59 PM
PS, I think I can only give out 8 reps in a day, it might be more like 10, so if you dont get in the first 8, I still may rep you.Only 8 reps per day???? OMG WTF??? You're kidding right?
Bo's Pelini
02-16-2010, 03:03 PM
Apparently 12 is my daily limit. Sorry billay.
I'd give you sum too but I used it all on Ramble.
Bi_polar
02-16-2010, 03:10 PM
http://i958.photobucket.com/albums/ae69/mikemaslowski/sandyv2.jpg
I'd help out that girl, I'd clean her ass and vagine, but; I'd hope to 'not' be disappointed by something like maybe, bad breath -or- bad finger-nails. or something like that. But yes, her shape is solid, no doubt.
HypnotizedMonkey
02-16-2010, 03:31 PM
shop-vac
bevischief
02-16-2010, 04:48 PM
microwave and ky...
LaChapelle
02-16-2010, 05:01 PM
Pout It Out!
Branden Albert's Huge Balls
02-16-2010, 05:01 PM
Post a thread calling frazod out.
rambleonthruthefog
02-16-2010, 05:02 PM
my favorite thing to do is start a thread about it on CP. i tell everyone about why there is sand in my vagina. then CP planeteers commence throwing more sand into my vagina.
rambleonthruthefog
02-16-2010, 05:06 PM
also, i smoke weed.
my favorite thing to do is start a thread about it on CP. i tell everyone about why there is sand in my vagina. then CP planeteers commence throwing more sand into my vagina.
also, i smoke weed.
If I had any rep left I'd be repping you now.
JD10367
02-16-2010, 05:12 PM
That's how you know it's a real vag. If you taste a little sand.
Oh, no, wait. That's a clam. Never mind.
bevischief
02-16-2010, 05:24 PM
Lots of KY...
GloryDayz
02-16-2010, 06:54 PM
How do you go about entering a picture in a reply?
GloryDayz
02-16-2010, 07:44 PM
I think it's sandy on both sides...
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