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Raiderhader
10-25-2001, 10:59 PM
I figure you all could use a little chuckle, even if it is at my expense.


OK, a guy comes through my line early yesterday, and he kept looking at me kind of funny. I got the sense that he was checking me out. Well later in the afternoon he comes through again buying more stuff. About 5 - 10 minutes later I see him back in my line holding a piece of paper. When I am done with the customer on hand he walks up and hands the paper to me and walks off (I'm sure by now you all know where this is going). So I look open up the paper (dreading what was inside) and read this -


Jamie,
I may be out of line by writing this, but you are very cute and I would like to go out with you if you are interested. Call me if this is cool.

Then he gives his name and number.


AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! What the ********!?!?!?! OH MY WORD!!!! My skin starts crawling just thinking about it.

Needless to say my coworkers all got a kick out of it.:rolleyes: And a couple of them even said I should take it as a compliment. Yeah right!:rolleyes:

OK, now back to lamenting and letting out the anger.

CHIEFS SUCK FOR CONSTANTLY BREAKING MY HEART!


Hader,
this is a sick world with sick people

AustinChief
10-25-2001, 11:01 PM
I didn't know that Kloster was in KC this week! Hey Phil... did you get to go to the game?

--Kyle

Frazod
10-25-2001, 11:02 PM
Ohhh baby... :D

I'm wishing you'd be more careful with what you post, my friend. You could be paying the price for this for a long, long time.

KCWolfman
10-25-2001, 11:03 PM
Hader - My wife is rolling. She said she knows a nice guy if you are interested.

LMAO>>>>>>>!!!!!!

Raiderhader
10-25-2001, 11:06 PM
LOL at the Kloster thing!:D

I know, I know, it was stupid to post it, but you all needed a laugh. That is what friends are for right? Besides, I need to find ways to keep my ego in check.

Hader,
figures you all are the best solution for that

Frazod
10-25-2001, 11:08 PM
Originally posted by raiderhader
LOL at the Kloster thing!:D

I know, I know, it was stupid to post it, but you all needed a laugh. That is what friends are for right? Besides, I need to find ways to keep my ego in check.

Hader,
figures you all are the best solution for that

Oh, Jamie, you're so sensitive..... :D

Raiderhader
10-25-2001, 11:10 PM
Kiss my @ss Tim! (wait a minute, that's what that guy wanted to do - never mind)

suds79
10-25-2001, 11:11 PM
Okay tell me this cause I think I'm a little lost here.

Is the fact that you don't even know this guy that bothers you? Or is it that he's just that nasty (ugly) to you?

Basically I see it as this. Cause if you answer it's the 1st one, I don't buy it. If Brad Pitt came though (or a look a like) and did the same thing, you'd be pumped. So IMO, I think it's the second.

Everybody has different taste. The guy took his shot and lost. I don't know. What do you guys (and gals) think?

Frazod
10-25-2001, 11:13 PM
You're a bit naive, Jamie. He didn't want to KISS your a$$ :eek:

Enough of this crap. I'm tired, drunk and depressed. I think I'll go give the wife the high hard one and go to sleep.

Goodnight!

high draft pick high draft pick high draft pick :mad:

AustinChief
10-25-2001, 11:15 PM
uhh suds,

I think it bothers RaiderHader... because RaiderHader is a guy.

--Kyle

Raiderhader
10-25-2001, 11:17 PM
Suds,
what Austin said.


Hader,
Brad Pitt can shove it

morphius
10-25-2001, 11:32 PM
Raiderhader - Where exactly were you thinking of Brad Pitt shoving it?

Morphius
Might have to get a bunch of guys to go up there and start giving you letters.

Raiderhader
10-25-2001, 11:56 PM
D@mn! I forgot about Morph living so close! Next time you all will just have to spend the evening in total despair.

Morph,
I really don't care where he shoves it, just so long as he doesn't try to involve me in the proccess.;)


Hader,
good night all

CanadaKC
10-26-2001, 12:47 AM
Was he a tight-end or a wide-receiver?;)

Raiderhader
10-26-2001, 08:20 AM
I didn't bother taking the time to find out.

Rain Man
10-26-2001, 10:02 AM
My advice, hader, would be to start talking about football and monster trucks and home improvement projects nonstop for the next couple of days. And maybe make sure that your shirt and pants don't match.

ptlyon
10-26-2001, 10:07 AM
Originally posted by raiderhader
CHIEFS SUCK FOR CONSTANTLY BREAKING MY HEART!


Maybe your new friend won't break your heart ;)

Thanx for "poking" fun at expense to brighten our day Jamie!

_________________
kinda jealous now... never had that happen to me :p

Joe Seahawk
10-26-2001, 10:09 AM
Did he offer to push up your stool for you?...:)

BIG_DADDY
10-26-2001, 10:20 AM
Hader,

Little hot tub, little wienerschnitzel? LOL

BIG DADDY

Did he want you to be the pitcher or the catcher? LOL

ptlyon
10-26-2001, 10:25 AM
Originally posted by BIG_DADDY
Did he want you to be the pitcher or the catcher? LOL

BD - I'm sure that will "come out" on the second date

Ultra Peanut
10-26-2001, 10:31 AM
Originally posted by Joe Seahawk
Did he offer to push up your stool for you?...:) Ack!

*regurgitates breakfast*

ENDelt260
08-12-2004, 10:02 PM
Ohhh baby... :D

I'm wishing you'd be more careful with what you post, my friend. You could be paying the price for this for a long, long time.

Wow. For a long time is right. Three f*cking years later. Nice.

unlurking
08-12-2004, 10:05 PM
Hader,
Brad Pitt can shove it


uh, maybe not the appropriate thing to say!

ROFL

Count Alex's Wins
08-12-2004, 10:06 PM
Brad Pitt can shove it

So sex with Brad is OK?

Hydrae
08-12-2004, 10:06 PM
Wow. For a long time is right. Three f*cking years later. Nice.


What is really funny is that for as famous as this incident is around here, this thread doesn't qualify for the classics! ROFL

Logical
08-12-2004, 10:07 PM
This thread belongs in the Hall of Classics forum.

unlurking
08-12-2004, 10:07 PM
So sex with Brad is OK?
LOL, you're really one to talk with your title!!!!

:D

Count Alex's Wins
08-12-2004, 10:09 PM
LOL, you're really one to talk with your title!!!!

:D

I'd do Brad Pitt...just to say I did Brad Pitt!

unlurking
08-12-2004, 10:09 PM
ROFL ROFL ROFL

Raiderhader
08-12-2004, 10:12 PM
What is really funny is that for as famous as this incident is around here, this thread doesn't qualify for the classics! ROFL


No kidding. I honestly think Kyle did something with the "good" thread though, I just have not been able to find it.

Raiderhader
08-12-2004, 10:13 PM
I'd do Brad Pitt...just to say I did Brad Pitt!



:spock: If there is any justice on the Planet, this guy will get his fair share of abuse as well.

Braincase
08-12-2004, 10:22 PM
Time to update the ChiefsPlanet Personals thread...

Jenny Gump
08-12-2004, 10:27 PM
Ok...so I just want to make sure I understand...Jamie's gay?

Cool. Maybe we can hit the malls together sometime, then go drink some martinis. I think it's cool how you are "out", but you don't make a big deal about being gay. It's like you have accepted it and are totally cool with the whole thing. Awesome! :thumb:

Inspector
08-12-2004, 10:27 PM
NTTAWTT

(..it was an obligatory comment...)

ENDelt260
08-12-2004, 10:30 PM
Wait... martinis? When did a martini become a fag drink?

Wait, wait.. I forgot. A martini isn't a martini anymore. Now a "martini" is some fufu drink in a martini glass... whether it has gin or vodka in it or not.

Kids these days don't have a f*cking clue what a martini is.

PastorMikH
08-12-2004, 10:32 PM
ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL


No wonder he hated working at Best Buy


Now, if he could find a girl to slip him a note.

Jenny Gump
08-12-2004, 10:33 PM
Wait... martinis? When did a martini become a fag drink?

Wait, wait.. I forgot. A martini isn't a martini anymore. Now a "martini" is some fufu drink in a martini glass... whether it has gin or vodka in it or not.

Kids these days don't have a f*cking clue what a martini is.

Actually...the only things I drink are beer and tequila, so I couldn't think of a faggish type of drink. Last time I had a martini, Im pretty sure my waiter was gay...hence the connection....or lack thereof...I need to go to bed....

Raiderhader
08-12-2004, 10:38 PM
Ok...so I just want to make sure I understand...Jamie's gay?

Cool. Maybe we can hit the malls together sometime, then go drink some martinis. I think it's cool how you are "out", but you don't make a big deal about being gay. It's like you have accepted it and are totally cool with the whole thing. Awesome! :thumb:


When I was working at the store there was this kid, I dunno, 16 or 17 years old that claimed to be gay. He was always getting away with grabbing the gilrs' boobs.


So uh, can I grab yours?

Raiderhader
08-12-2004, 10:40 PM
Wait... martinis? When did a martini become a fag drink?

Wait, wait.. I forgot. A martini isn't a martini anymore. Now a "martini" is some fufu drink in a martini glass... whether it has gin or vodka in it or not.

Kids these days don't have a f*cking clue what a martini is.


I prefer the vodka martinis myself (not a big gin guy).

Jenny Gump
08-12-2004, 10:45 PM
When I was working at the store there was this kid, I dunno, 16 or 17 years old that claimed to be gay. He was always getting away with grabbing the gilrs' boobs.


So uh, can I grab yours?

Sure. If you want your forearm shattered.

Raiderhader
08-12-2004, 10:46 PM
Sure. If you want your forearm shattered.


Well it was worth a try anyway.

Jenson71
08-12-2004, 11:49 PM
Well it was worth a try anyway.

She's saving herself for me.

ChiefMan
08-13-2004, 12:19 AM
I figure you all could use a little chuckle, even if it is at my expense.


OK, a guy comes through my line early yesterday, and he kept looking at me kind of funny. I got the sense that he was checking me out. Well later in the afternoon he comes through again buying more stuff. About 5 - 10 minutes later I see him back in my line holding a piece of paper. When I am done with the customer on hand he walks up and hands the paper to me and walks off (I'm sure by now you all know where this is going). So I look open up the paper (dreading what was inside) and read this -


Jamie,
I may be out of line by writing this, but you are very cute and I would like to go out with you if you are interested. Call me if this is cool.

Then he gives his name and number.


AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! What the ********!?!?!?! OH MY WORD!!!! My skin starts crawling just thinking about it.

So... was he a good kisser?

The Pedestrian
08-13-2004, 12:51 AM
:LOL:

So this is how TinkyWinky got started....

:LOL:

BigRedChief
09-21-2004, 04:11 PM
Kiss my @ss Tim! (wait a minute, that's what that guy wanted to do - never mind)

So how did it turn out? Did you call him? You got some pics? :p

Over-Head
10-15-2004, 07:39 PM
Actually...the only things I drink are beer and tequila, so I couldn't think of a faggish type of drink. Last time I had a martini, Im pretty sure my waiter was gay...hence the connection....or lack thereof...I need to go to bed....


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