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Deberg_1990
03-05-2010, 08:50 AM
heh.....interesting story...



http://www.kansascity.com/2010/03/04/1789737/whitlock-how-the-porn-star-got.html


Porn star Samantha Ryan was so pumped about her Sunflower Showdown experience Wednesday night that she had to share it with her 2,000 Twitter followers.

“So excited for my floor seats at the KU/KSU game! Coach Townsend kicks major ass! Rock Chalk Jayhawk Go KU!” her Twitter feed screamed about an hour before tipoff.

Six hours later, after KU’s rousing victory, the 1996 Shawnee Mission Northwest grad Tweeted three pics, showing her front-row view and warm embrace with the Jayhawks mascot, Big Jay.

By 10 a.m. Thursday, the influential sports blog TheBigLead.com had posted a short story about Ryan’s big night at Allen Fieldhouse courtesy of Kansas’ top recruiter, a married father of five.

It wasn’t long after that, my cell phone rang. Kurtis Townsend wanted to explain how a 32-year-old porn star and former Kansas student wound up with better seats than Charlie Weis for the biggest regular-season basketball game at Allen Fieldhouse in 50 years.

I was all ears.

“I met her on a flight from Los Angeles to Kansas City, back in December,” Townsend said. “I had no idea she was a porn star. She was Jamie (Doe), a former KU student who said she was a big fan of the Jayhawks. We talked on the flight. I was just being nice and gave her my card and told her to call me if she ever wanted to go to a game. I’ve never seen her since. I wouldn’t know what she looked like. I didn’t see her at the game.”

OK. I’m not going to offer a lot of commentary in this column. I meet people on planes all the time. When the mood strikes me, I do no-strings-attached random acts of kindness. I’m also not above strings-attached random acts of kindness if a sophisticated future hairstylist/nurse/bikini model/waitress has the right conversation.

Only Kurtis Townsend and Samantha Ryan know for sure the randomness and the strings attached to this bit of Jayhawk kindness.

When I spoke with the adult actress by cell phone, her story matched Townsend’s.

“I don’t tell people what I do,” she said. “My job never came up. We were on the same flight and talking. I was Jamie, not Samantha Ryan. I bleed Jayhawk spirit. When I was a student there, Jacque Vaughn and those guys went 34-2. I used to sleep outside for tickets like all the other students. I didn’t know any of the players, but my mom always wanted me to marry Raef LaFrentz. I’m a normal fan.

“When the flight was over, I asked (Townsend) if I could ever get tickets. He gave me his card. That was it.”

Why did she Twitter about it under her porn name?

“I don’t know,” said Ryan, a veteran of more than 150 adult films. “I have like 2,000 followers. I’m not famous or anything. I didn’t think it was a big deal.”

Ryan said she’s in town to support her high school classmate, Kelley Blond, a co-owner of Lady Luck Hair Parlour in Westport. Blond is a candidate for the Leukemia Lymphoma Society woman of the year. There was a kickoff party Thursday night at the Power & Light District.

“This whole controversy is totally ridiculous,” Blond said. “Jamie is a very, very good girl. She’s supportive of me and everything I do in terms of charity work.”

As promised, I have very little to say about any of this. The most important thing I could think to do was rearrange my Thursday-night plans, drop by the charity kickoff party and brag about my Ball State basketball season tickets.

Oh, the journalist in me did wonder whether Ryan was perhaps a recruiting tool for Kansas. We’ve heard the stories about other universities using strippers to recruit top players.

In my mind, there’s just no way that’s possible in this instance. If she had some sort of under-the-table business relationship with Kansas basketball, there’s no way she would Tweet about it. No way.

This is a story about a married man using terrible judgment. First rule of marriage is you can’t be nice to everyone, even when your job is to project a positive image at all times.

“I’ve embarrassed my family. That’s what’s so hard about this,” Townsend admitted. “It’s embarrassing for my daughters. I had to call my wife (Thursday) morning and explain to her how this happened. It doesn’t matter that it was innocent. It’s embarrassing.”

Around noon Thursday, a full two hours after the Ryan-Townsend story first started circulating the Internet and four hours before she came clean to me, Samantha Ryan made one last Twitter post. She tried to throw everyone off the trail.

“Big thanks you-know-who for gettin’ me the tix from Coach T! Best Birthday Present Ever! :) Can you say, I owe ya one!”

Hammock Parties
03-05-2010, 08:55 AM
She gave him a BJ. It's the only logical explanation.

nychief
03-05-2010, 08:56 AM
gee, great non-column.

BigCatDaddy
03-05-2010, 09:00 AM
“Big thanks you-know-who for gettin’ me the tix from Coach T! Best Birthday Present Ever! Can you say, I owe ya one!”


You can't have a better signature then that if you are an MU fan.

Sofa King
03-05-2010, 09:00 AM
was there a point to this?

Hammock Parties
03-05-2010, 09:02 AM
Maybe he's a stunt cock in the porn industry.

CoMoChief
03-05-2010, 09:08 AM
Repost

Rain Man
03-05-2010, 09:10 AM
I bet he never even noticed that she was an attractive slutty blonde. He would've done the same for a fat bald guy.

And 150 films? That's impressive. There must be at least 15 or 20 different plots she had to learn.

Reerun_KC
03-05-2010, 09:11 AM
Dear God Jason, I bet you never late to a buffet as you are with this column...

Embarrassing. /WilliamTheIrish

Frazod
03-05-2010, 09:12 AM
Smoking hot chick gets front row seats because she's smoking hot? Really? Boy, that never happens. LMAO

KCUnited
03-05-2010, 09:14 AM
Smoking hot chick gets front row seats because she's smoking hot? Really? Boy, that never happens. LMAO
There was a set of tittays bouncing behind the Texas bench when KU went down to Austin that I still think about for several seconds on occasion.

Sure-Oz
03-05-2010, 09:18 AM
I think its funny because its KU but the guy did nothing wrong

BigCatDaddy
03-05-2010, 09:21 AM
I think its funny because its KU but the guy did nothing wrong

Try to telling that to his wife LMAO

How many Tiger Woods references does this guy here for the next few weeks?

Big Dog
03-05-2010, 09:22 AM
I read this late last night, and quickly remembered why I don't usually read Fatlock's crap.


Here are a few telling quotes from his column in order.

1. OK. I’m not going to offer a lot of commentary in this column. I meet people on planes all the time. When the mood strikes me, I do no-strings-attached random acts of kindness.

immediately followed by this inflamatory suggestion posing as a factual comment

2. Only Kurtis Townsend and Samantha Ryan know for sure the randomness and the strings attached to this bit of Jayhawk kindness.

then later he lies

3. As promised, I have very little to say about any of this.

immediately followed by

4. Oh, the journalist in me did wonder whether Ryan was perhaps a recruiting tool for Kansas. We’ve heard the stories about other universities using strippers to recruit top players.

and it doesn't matter he then states he doesn't believe this is the case, the infammatory suggestion was put out there for a reason

and finally....

5. This is a story about a married man using terrible judgment. First rule of marriage is you can’t be nice to everyone, even when your job is to project a positive image at all times.


No Fatlockthis story is the about the same thing as the maybe 6 or seven stories of yours that I have suffered reading of the hundreds or thousands you puke out. It's about you and your attempts to create shitstorms whenever possible.

Deberg_1990
03-05-2010, 09:24 AM
It's about you and your attempts to create shitstorms whenever possible.

Well yea, duh.......thats his job.

doomy3
03-05-2010, 09:27 AM
Any pics of this chick at the game?

Reerun_KC
03-05-2010, 09:28 AM
Well yea, duh.......thats his job.

And He fails with normal sports fans 90% of the time, except the constant menstruating crowd that is never happy, who takes everything he says as Gospel about the Chiefs.

BigRedChief
03-05-2010, 09:28 AM
Smoking hot chick gets front row seats because she's smoking hot? Really? Boy, that never happens. LMAOTHIS!

How is this a story?

Rain Man
03-05-2010, 09:29 AM
I bet it was a simple misunderstanding by two people who both spend a lot of time on the hardwood.

Reerun_KC
03-05-2010, 09:29 AM
I bet it was a simple misunderstanding by two people who both spend a lot of time on the hardwood.

ROFL

Big Dog
03-05-2010, 09:30 AM
Well yea, duh.......thats his job.

Yeah, I know. And I usually don't read his stuff. I was just remembering why.

The true sadness in the tale is that his job (to write inflamatory crap on a level with 6th graders) is one someone pays for, because there are enough people who 'support' it.

Deberg_1990
03-05-2010, 09:32 AM
THIS!

How is this a story?

Because of what hes trying to imply. Remember hes a columnist, not a hard facts guy.

BigCatDaddy
03-05-2010, 09:33 AM
Any pics of the legendary blonde at the Texas game I keep hearing about?

rockymtnchief
03-05-2010, 09:33 AM
I bet it was a simple misunderstanding by two people who both spend a lot of time on the hardwood.

:clap:

Frazod
03-05-2010, 09:34 AM
THIS!

How is this a story?

This reminds me of that Heineken commercial with Eva Longoria.

Sure-Oz
03-05-2010, 09:35 AM
Try to telling that to his wife LMAO

How many Tiger Woods references does this guy here for the next few weeks?

Agreed...ROFL

Nate Bukatys wife said she'd have a golf club ready for him if he was in his prediciment.

The guy just better hope this will blow over, 810 was listing some of her movies lol....there were some funny names

Pants
03-05-2010, 09:36 AM
Any pics of the legendary blonde at the Texas game I keep hearing about?

She wasn't good looking at all, IMO. Yeah, she had some tig ol bitties but that's about it.

Rain Man
03-05-2010, 09:43 AM
If I'm an opposing fan, I show up next week with a sign that says, "Will engage in lesbian bondage for front-row seats".

Consistent1
03-05-2010, 09:45 AM
http://img412.imageshack.us/img412/5642/95686552.png (http://img412.imageshack.us/i/95686552.png/)

Donger
03-05-2010, 09:50 AM
.

alpha_omega
03-05-2010, 09:52 AM
Why would you write a column...then say in the column...."I have very little to say about any of this" .

Then why write the piece in the first place?!?!?!

Yeah, we know.

Fish
03-05-2010, 09:54 AM
The only weird thing I can see is this....

“I met her on a flight from Los Angeles to Kansas City, back in December,” ..... We talked on the flight. I was just being nice and gave her my card and told her to call me if she ever wanted to go to a game.

But yet...

I wouldn’t know what she looked like.

He met her on the plane, and talked enough to offer her free tickets, but he doesn't know what she looked like? Really?

noa
03-05-2010, 09:59 AM
What a stupid column. Just prurient non-news.

Cave Johnson
03-05-2010, 10:00 AM
LAX is fantastic. Last time I was through there I ran into Eddie George and a hot chick who was likely in porn. Although I guess it's possible that her story that she was in talks for an E! show was legit.

Crush
03-05-2010, 10:01 AM
The only weird thing I can see is this....



But yet...



He met her on the plane, and talked enough to offer her free tickets, but he doesn't know what she looked like? Really?



He never saw her face.

Cave Johnson
03-05-2010, 10:03 AM
Any pics of the legendary blonde at the Texas game I keep hearing about?

Not a blonde.

http://deadspin.com/5468714/longhorn-girl-arielle-angelovich-a-lesson-in-instant-internet-fame

Chiefs Pantalones
03-05-2010, 10:03 AM
.

Her vagina is probably like stargate now, and diseased up.

Consistent1
03-05-2010, 10:03 AM
http://img708.imageshack.us/img708/3296/whit.jpg (http://img708.imageshack.us/i/whit.jpg/)

CoMoChief
03-05-2010, 10:04 AM
THIS!

How is this a story?

Because she's a fairly famous pornstar. Not all hot girls are pornstars, in fact 99.9999% aren't ones.

Frazod
03-05-2010, 10:06 AM
What a stupid column. Just prurient non-news.

You'd think on the eve of the tournament he could come up with something just a little bit meaningful to write about. Something that won't get a guy fired/sued for divorce just because he's a guy.

If this is the best you've got, Jason, perhaps it's time to find a new line of work. :shake:

gblowfish
03-05-2010, 10:09 AM
Did she give the mascot a "Baby J?"

BigCatDaddy
03-05-2010, 10:10 AM
Not a blonde.

http://deadspin.com/5468714/longhorn-girl-arielle-angelovich-a-lesson-in-instant-internet-fame

Thanks, not what I was hoping for :)

Braincase
03-05-2010, 10:11 AM
What it comes down to is that Coach Townsend probably never would've talked to her let alone helped her out with tix if he had a clue about her profession. He was a nice guy being a nice guy. If anything, she's the one at fault, being completely oblivious to the fact that some folks with better taste want nothing to do with her or her industry.

gblowfish
03-05-2010, 10:14 AM
The only weird thing I can see is this....



But yet...



He met her on the plane, and talked enough to offer her free tickets, but he doesn't know what she looked like? Really?

Yeah, he sat next to her on a three hour flight and can't remember what she looked like? I'm buyin' it...

CosmicPal
03-05-2010, 10:17 AM
He met her on the plane, and talked enough to offer her free tickets, but he doesn't know what she looked like? Really?

He said he wouldn't know...and he really should have said that he wouldn't remember instead of know.

That is what he meant by that statement. I wouldn't recall a random stranger I met on an airplane several months later.

Consistent1
03-05-2010, 10:19 AM
Why are you KU homers defensive cuz your boy got some ass?

Fish
03-05-2010, 10:22 AM
He said he wouldn't know...and he really should have said that he wouldn't remember instead of know.

That is what he meant by that statement. I wouldn't recall a random stranger I met on an airplane several months later.

Really? If a hot porn star buddied up to you for 3 hours, you seriously wouldn't remember her? Really?

This isn't just a random stranger... I call :BS:

Pants
03-05-2010, 10:22 AM
Why are you KU homers defending your boy for getting some ass?

Because you're assuming. Whitlock is being a huge piece of shit about this. This doesn't hurt KU at all, but it might hurt Coach Towsend's married life. I can see how his wife might be thinking the same thing as Consistent1.

Pants
03-05-2010, 10:23 AM
This isn't just a random stranger... I call :BS:

o ya? what are you saying?

HC_Chief
03-05-2010, 10:24 AM
What a stupid column. Just prurient non-news.

This

Consistent1
03-05-2010, 10:26 AM
Whitlock filmed a scene with her for Dogfart/Blacks on Blondes. This is just advance pub guys.

mikeyis4dcats.
03-05-2010, 10:26 AM
I don't care either way, but the only thing that strikes me odd is he met some random girl on a plane and they talk KU. Weeks or more later she calls and asks for free tickets. He gives her courtside seats (4) to the biggest game of the year. That doesn't strike anyone else as a bit unusual? I mean, if she got Iowa State or Cornell tickets, sure....but 4 courtside seats worth thousands to a total stranger he met once for 3 hours?

Reerun_KC
03-05-2010, 10:27 AM
I don't care either way, but the only thing that strikes me odd is he met some random girl on a plane and they talk KU. Weeks or more later she calls and asks for free tickets. He gives her courtside seats (4) to the biggest game of the year. That doesn't strike anyone else as a bit unusual? I mean, if she got Iowa State or Cornell tickets, sure....but 4 courtside seats worth thousands to a total stranger he met once for 3 hours?

:hmmm:

Chiefs Pantalones
03-05-2010, 10:28 AM
I don't care either way, but the only thing that strikes me odd is he met some random girl on a plane and they talk KU. Weeks or more later she calls and asks for free tickets. He gives her courtside seats (4) to the biggest game of the year. That doesn't strike anyone else as a bit unusual? I mean, if she got Iowa State or Cornell tickets, sure....but 4 courtside seats worth thousands to a total stranger he met once for 3 hours?

Recruiting violations for sure.

CosmicPal
03-05-2010, 10:32 AM
Really? If a hot porn star buddied up to you for 3 hours, you seriously wouldn't remember her? Really?


That's right, I would most likely not remember what she looked like several months later. He is ONLY saying that he probably wouldn't remember her, NOT that he would.

Fish
03-05-2010, 10:32 AM
o ya? what are you saying?

I'm saying that any normal hetero guy would remember meeting and offering tickets to a porn star caliber woman if they sat next to each other for 3 hours. That doesn't mean they joined the mile high club or got a room after the flight. I think the coach is innocent of everything but being nice to a hottie. But saying you don't remember what she looked like sounds like complete bullshit. That lie was for his wife....

beer bacon
03-05-2010, 10:33 AM
I think it is right to assume that Townsend's story is BS. He just randomly decided to give front row, $2,000 dollar seats to some super hot blond porn star he just met on a plane. Also, he gave her his contact info, but he didn't actually know what she looked like or what she does for a living.

gblowfish
03-05-2010, 10:36 AM
I don't care either way, but the only thing that strikes me odd is he met some random girl on a plane and they talk KU. Weeks or more later she calls and asks for free tickets. He gives her courtside seats (4) to the biggest game of the year. That doesn't strike anyone else as a bit unusual? I mean, if she got Iowa State or Cornell tickets, sure....but 4 courtside seats worth thousands to a total stranger he met once for 3 hours?

She said "she owed him one."
Nuff said.

Consistent1
03-05-2010, 10:38 AM
So, would you guys do her?

Chiefs Pantalones
03-05-2010, 10:38 AM
She said "she owed him one."
Nuff said.

Never trust a porn star.

CosmicPal
03-05-2010, 10:38 AM
“I met her on a flight from Los Angeles to Kansas City, back in December,” Townsend said. “I had no idea she was a porn star. She was Jamie (Doe), a former KU student who said she was a big fan of the Jayhawks. We talked on the flight. I was just being nice and gave her my card and told her to call me if she ever wanted to go to a game. I’ve never seen her since. I wouldn’t know what she looked like. I didn’t see her at the game.”



He said he did NOT know that she was a porn star. She was just someone who was a big fan of KU...this shit happens all the time.

They sat on a plane. "So, where you from?"
"Lawrence, Kansas"
"Ohhhhh really? I went to school there!"
"No kidding, well I just happen to work for the team."

That is how strangers meet on an airplane, in a bar, etc...

BigCatDaddy
03-05-2010, 10:40 AM
He said he did NOT know that she was a porn star. She was just someone who was a big fan of KU...this shit happens all the time.

They sat on a plane. "So, where you from?"
"Lawrence, Kansas"
"Ohhhhh really? I went to school there!"
"No kidding, well I just happen to work for the team."

That is how strangers meet on an airplane, in a bar, etc...

Then offer them thousands of dollars worth of tickets? Don't think so Tim.

I don't think it relects on KU, just this coach. He probably wanted to impress the young hottie and show how much of a big shot he is.

'Hamas' Jenkins
03-05-2010, 10:40 AM
So, would you guys do her?

She's hot, but she's not "super hot" like some in this thread said.

She also has mosquito bites for boobs, although from doing a bit of advanced scouting after reading this story, she gives an amazing BJ.

CosmicPal
03-05-2010, 10:41 AM
Then offer them thousands of dollars worth of tickets? Don't think so Tim.



My name's not Tim, fuckface

Consistent1
03-05-2010, 10:42 AM
She's hot, but she's not "super hot" like some in this thread said.

She also has mosquito bites for boobs, although from doing a bit of advanced scouting after reading this story, she gives an amazing BJ.

Haha. These KU fans are all whipped up, and they aren't even talking about putting it in her butt!

Frazod
03-05-2010, 10:42 AM
She's hot, but she's not "super hot" like some in this thread said.

She also has mosquito bites for boobs, although from doing a bit of advanced scouting after reading this story, she gives an amazing BJ.

Yeah, I'd be serving up free tickets for busty brunettes, but that's just me. Still, mad skillz can make all the difference. :D

Mr. Flopnuts
03-05-2010, 10:42 AM
Ha! He got his dick sucked at a minimum.

Pants
03-05-2010, 10:43 AM
He said he did NOT know that she was a porn star. She was just someone who was a big fan of KU...this shit happens all the time.

They sat on a plane. "So, where you from?"
"Lawrence, Kansas"
"Ohhhhh really? I went to school there!"
"No kidding, well I just happen to work for the team."

That is how strangers meet on an airplane, in a bar, etc...

Yeap. Besides, coach T was decked out in KU gear and she initiated the conversation because of that. And like any other guy, coach T wanted to flex his proverbial muscle in front of a beautiful girl. It's not out of realm of possibility that he got "paid" by her but people can't just assume that.

Reerun_KC
03-05-2010, 10:43 AM
Would this be considered DVD worthy KSU fans? :eek:

beer bacon
03-05-2010, 10:44 AM
He said he did NOT know that she was a porn star. She was just someone who was a big fan of KU...this shit happens all the time.

They sat on a plane. "So, where you from?"
"Lawrence, Kansas"
"Ohhhhh really? I went to school there!"
"No kidding, well I just happen to work for the team."

That is how strangers meet on an airplane, in a bar, etc...

You forgot the part where one of them gives the other something worth thousands of dollars, and then nothing is given in return. That stuff happens all the time.

Chiefs Pantalones
03-05-2010, 10:45 AM
Would this be considered DVD worthy KSU fans? :eek:

If she's fucking a goat with a strap on, they'll buy it.

Pants
03-05-2010, 10:46 AM
That stuff happens all the time.

Actually, it does. Coaches are a allotted tickets to give out to whoever they want and they tend to use that power.

'Hamas' Jenkins
03-05-2010, 10:46 AM
This link has no nudity or porn, but the site is probably NSFW:

In one day, she went from ranked 650ish in searches on FreeOnes to 214:

http://www.freeones.com/html/s_links/stats_Samantha_Ryan.php?statspage&period=week

ChiTown
03-05-2010, 10:47 AM
If she's ****ing a goat with a strap on, they'll buy it.

Your obsession with fucking goats is noted in several threads. Might I suggest you try advancing to the vagina of a human?

DaneMcCloud
03-05-2010, 10:47 AM
Moral of the story: Happily married men should never engage in long conversations with cute/pretty/gorgeous women without their spouse present and pass along contact info.

I hope this guy learned his lesson.

beer bacon
03-05-2010, 10:48 AM
Your obsession with ****ing goats is noted in several threads. Might I suggest you try advancing to the vagina of a human?

You're making an assumption here.

CosmicPal
03-05-2010, 10:48 AM
Actually, it does. Coaches are a allotted tickets to give out to whoever they want and they tend to use that power.

BINGO!!!!

You beat me to it.

Reerun_KC
03-05-2010, 10:49 AM
Your obsession with ****ing goats is noted in several threads. Might I suggest you try advancing to the vagina of a human?

:eek:

Chiefs Pantalones
03-05-2010, 10:49 AM
Your obsession with ****ing goats is noted in several threads. Might I suggest you try advancing to the vagina of a human?

Just saying.

lol

Frazod
03-05-2010, 10:50 AM
Your obsession with fucking goats is noted in several threads. Might I suggest you try advancing to the vagina of a human?

Well, he is from Kansas...... :)

Chiefs Pantalones
03-05-2010, 10:51 AM
Well, he is from Kansas...... :)

Bastard. Give me your Joe Montana card already.

ChiTown
03-05-2010, 10:55 AM
Just saying.

lol

I don't have any experience with bestiality. But, I'm sure your desires and fantasies to "go that way" can be accommodated near the flaw on the KAW.

Chiefs Pantalones
03-05-2010, 10:56 AM
I don't have any experience with bestiality. But, I'm sure your desires and fantasies to "go that way" can be accommodated near the flaw on the KAW.

I've been to Manhattan too many times, so sue me.

Consistent1
03-05-2010, 10:57 AM
Some of you guys should go rub your lil' Bill Self good luck dolls on the noggin for luck and take a nap. You aren't even saying that you would __(Fill_in _the__ blanks)___ to her.

Reerun_KC
03-05-2010, 10:58 AM
Some of you guys should go rub your lil' Bill Self good luck dolls on the noggin for luck and take a nap. You aren't even saying that you would __(Fill_in _the__ blanks)___ to her.



I wouldn't the whole thing....


Sorry, I have a great wife and wouldn't trade her for some cum dumpster...

WilliamTheIrish
03-05-2010, 11:04 AM
Damage control.

Townsend had his hand in the nookie jar and Whitlock is trying to keep his fingers from being chopped off by the old lady.

Reerun_KC
03-05-2010, 11:05 AM
Damage control.

Townsend had his hand in the nookie jar and Whitlock is trying to keep his fingers from being chopped off by the old lady.


Nookie jar? :clap:

patteeu
03-05-2010, 11:32 AM
Surely we have a planeteer or two who knew Jamie when she was a student at Shawnee Mission Northwest in 1996. Was she a good student?

wild1
03-05-2010, 11:33 AM
I don't see why this is a story.

'Hamas' Jenkins
03-05-2010, 11:39 AM
I don't see why this is a story.

http://www.myconfinedspace.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/kirk-sucked-his-cock.gif

MTG#10
03-05-2010, 11:49 AM
This thread is worthless without links to her work

veist
03-05-2010, 11:50 AM
Even deadspin barely managed to make this story seem interesting.

Mr. Plow
03-05-2010, 11:52 AM
This is all Self's fault.

CoMoChief
03-05-2010, 11:53 AM
This is all Self's fault.

What's up Laz?

HC_Chief
03-05-2010, 12:01 PM
JWhit should be embarassed by this "article"... complete non-story full of innuendo and faux indignation.

JWhit shouldn't be surprised by the reprcussions of printing this shit.

ChiefMojo
03-05-2010, 12:02 PM
I feel for both parties in this situation. I feel for Coach Townsend since he was just being kind and helping out a ex-KU student and KU basketball fan... probably didn't hurt she was attractive and probably very personable. Now he gets embarrassed after the fact.

I feel for Jamie since she never meant for this to become a sh*t storm. She was just being herself and had the luxury to celebrate her 32nd B-Day at a event she was very much looking forward in attending. If she never posts anything on her Twitter, no one ever knows or cares. I've been around her some back in her college days and she was nice and actually intelligent girl... just interesting profession she picked up later on.

Basically a non-story, but entertaining circumstances.

ROYC75
03-05-2010, 12:18 PM
JWhit should be embarassed by this "article"... complete non-story full of innuendo and faux indignation.

JWhit shouldn't be surprised by the reprcussions of printing this shit.

Jason stooped to a new low, but come to think of it, he's know for this. The Star needs news, before long it's reputation will be that of the gossip mags you see at the store.

ROYC75
03-05-2010, 12:19 PM
I wouldn't the whole thing....


Sorry, I have a great wife and wouldn't trade her for some cum dumpster...

ROFL

Ouch !:doh!:

Reerun_KC
03-05-2010, 12:21 PM
I don't see why this is a story.

And just about 99% of anything Whitlock reports isnt a story...

But it seems to hold a lot of weight around here at times...

gblowfish
03-05-2010, 12:44 PM
She was in "Butt Pirates of the Caribbean: An Ode to Jeff Bochee?"
Too funny...
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/03/04/samantha-ryan-porn-star-g_n_486328.html

tyton75
03-05-2010, 12:47 PM
who the hell is Kurtis Townsend?

RockChalk
03-05-2010, 12:54 PM
Surely we have a planeteer or two who knew Jamie when she was a student at Shawnee Mission Northwest in 1996. Was she a good student?

She graduated just before I started there. No help on this one

Story is a non-issue to me. The problem is between Townsend and his wife, if there is one. He is a really nice guy though, so I'm led to believe this was an innocent ticket exchange.

salame
03-05-2010, 01:41 PM
*yawn*

T-post Tom
03-05-2010, 02:22 PM
gee, great non-column.

exactly

lascivious tripe

let's not write about the game or anything relevant to two local teams playing a huge rivalry game while both are ranked in the top five nationally

why not cast the unproven yet subtle accusation of impropriety on a married man with children

sorry jwhit, but this was a bad choice on your part

patteeu
03-05-2010, 02:28 PM
exactly

lascivious tripe

let's not write about the game or anything relevant to two local teams playing a huge rivalry game while both are ranked in the top five nationally

why not cast the unproven yet subtle accusation of impropriety on a married man with children

sorry jwhit, but this was a bad choice on your part

He made it pretty clear that he didn't think anything really happened between the "married man with children" and the actress.

T-post Tom
03-05-2010, 02:29 PM
He made it pretty clear that he didn't think anything really happened between the "married man with children" and the actress.

Of course not. But he put it out there and now there will be iterations of this going around and the man in question will now have a stigma in certain circles. It always works this way and Whitlock knows it. Shameful really. This was not column material unless there was proof of misconduct. This is nothing more that a grab at attention and readership. Sadly, it comes at the expense of innocent people.

Mr. Plow
03-05-2010, 02:36 PM
This is on the front of Sportsline.com. :)



http://sports.cbsimg.net/u/photos/basketball/college/img13013547.jpg
A porn-star sighting is unlikely, but Kentucky can cap John Calipari's first regular season in Lexington with a win over bubble-team Florida and the man who could've had Coach Cal's job, Gary Parrish says

Saccopoo
03-05-2010, 02:42 PM
She graduated just before I started there. No help on this one

Story is a non-issue to me. The problem is between Townsend and his wife, if there is one. He is a really nice guy though, so I'm led to believe this was an innocent ticket exchange.

Why is this even between Townsend and his wife? A former KU student is sitting next to him on the plane, starts talking about KU basketball (like every ex-KU student would), my birthday is coming up and I'd love to go to a game, here's my card, give me a call and I'll have the ticket office hook you up. I have shit like this happen a lot by just being a nice guy. I remember one time I was in Miami on business and decided to go check out South Beach (was staying at a hotel there). Just walking by a club, started to talk to a guy standing there asking him why there was this huge ass line - did they have a good band that night?, etc. Five minutes later, he's giving me the personal tour of Crobar, takes me up to the VIP room, introduces me to Naomi Campbell and Tim Hardaway, tells me that drinks are on him for the night and to have a good time.

I understand that KU tickets are a little bit cooler than that, but still, this is a complete non-issue, even between the coach and his wife. The chick at that point was just an ex-student/fan who was sitting next to the coach on a plane. It could have been a guy, girl, whatever.

The fact that Whitlock is overtly inferring that there were improprieties about the whole situation, even after he spoke with the woman, is slanderous and demeaning. The guy is a tool.

patteeu
03-05-2010, 02:48 PM
Why is this even between Townsend and his wife? A former KU student is sitting next to him on the plane, starts talking about KU basketball (like every ex-KU student would), my birthday is coming up and I'd love to go to a game, here's my card, give me a call and I'll have the ticket office hook you up. I have shit like this happen a lot by just being a nice guy. I remember one time I was in Miami on business and decided to go check out South Beach (was staying at a hotel there). Just walking by a club, started to talk to a guy standing there asking him why there was this huge ass line - did they have a good band that night?, etc. Five minutes later, he's giving me the personal tour of Crobar, takes me up to the VIP room, introduces me to Naomi Campbell and Tim Hardaway, tells me that drinks are on him for the night and to have a good time.

I understand that KU tickets are a little bit cooler than that, but still, this is a complete non-issue, even between the coach and his wife. The chick at that point was just an ex-student/fan who was sitting next to the coach on a plane. It could have been a guy, girl, whatever.

The fact that Whitlock is overtly inferring that there were improprieties about the whole situation, even after he spoke with the woman, is slanderous and demeaning. The guy is a tool.

Whitlock says he's not inferring that there were improprieties about the whole situation.

'Hamas' Jenkins
03-05-2010, 02:50 PM
Why is this even between Townsend and his wife? A former KU student is sitting next to him on the plane, starts talking about KU basketball (like every ex-KU student would), my birthday is coming up and I'd love to go to a game, here's my card, give me a call and I'll have the ticket office hook you up. I have shit like this happen a lot by just being a nice guy. I remember one time I was in Miami on business and decided to go check out South Beach (was staying at a hotel there). Just walking by a club, started to talk to a guy standing there asking him why there was this huge ass line - did they have a good band that night?, etc. Five minutes later, he's giving me the personal tour of Crobar, takes me up to the VIP room, introduces me to Naomi Campbell and Tim Hardaway, tells me that drinks are on him for the night and to have a good time.

I understand that KU tickets are a little bit cooler than that, but still, this is a complete non-issue, even between the coach and his wife. The chick at that point was just an ex-student/fan who was sitting next to the coach on a plane. It could have been a guy, girl, whatever.

The fact that Whitlock is overtly inferring that there were improprieties about the whole situation, even after he spoke with the woman, is slanderous and demeaning. The guy is a tool.

Probably because she

1) Just got incredibly valuable tickets
2) Supposedly only met him once
3) Sucks cock for a living

T-post Tom
03-05-2010, 02:50 PM
Whitlock says he's not inferring that there were improprieties about the whole situation.

Do you really not get how this works in the real world? Just read the "column" title and some of the posts in this thread. The man has been slandered.

dirk digler
03-05-2010, 02:55 PM
Probably because she

1) Just got incredibly valuable tickets
2) Supposedly only met him once
3) Sucks cock for a living

LMAO

Yep. Obviously something happened or he wanted something to happen. I don't believe for a second he wouldn't recognize her and hand over great tickets like that.

patteeu
03-05-2010, 02:55 PM
Do you really not get how this works in the real world? Just read the "column" title and some of the posts in this thread. The man has been slandered.

:spock: No, I guess I don't. I just read the words he writes. I don't try to imagine alternative meanings.

Saccopoo
03-05-2010, 02:57 PM
Whitlock says he's not inferring that there were improprieties about the whole situation.

I know what he said. It's in complete opposite of the premise for the entire article. Saying that there were no improprieties, but then mentioning that the "journalist" in him remembers those stories of strippers being used in recruiting. It's disingenuous, hypocritical, talking out the side of his mouth inference. Double speak at it's finest. The whole article is about establishing a mindset of inappropriateness and impropriety, while attempting to disassociate himself from those direct implications.

It's a slanderous bullshit article.

Pants
03-05-2010, 02:58 PM
LMAO

Yep. Obviously something happened or he wanted something to happen. I don't believe for a second he wouldn't recognize her and hand over great tickets like that.

Dude, I've honestly never seen any of her videos or knew who she was and I don't exactly hate porn. You think he actually KNEW who she was when he saw her? She started the conversation...

I hate to see a man's reputation ruined without ANY proof of anything whatsoever.

patteeu
03-05-2010, 03:03 PM
I know what he said. It's in complete opposite of the premise for the entire article. Saying that there were no improprieties, but then mentioning that the "journalist" in him remembers those stories of strippers being used in recruiting. It's disingenuous, hypocritical, talking out the side of his mouth inference. Double speak at it's finest. The whole article is about establishing a mindset of inappropriateness and impropriety, while attempting to disassociate himself from those direct implications.

It's a slanderous bullshit article.

No it's not. Right after he raises the question that you mention, he answers it by pointing out that it doesn't make sense under the circumstances. Raising it and dismissing it does more to clear the air than not raising it at all. Surely you don't think your average sports fan is too stupid to think of the recruiting angle on their own. As I read the column, I know I had that thought and sure enough, Jason raised the issue and then logically dismissed it. Pretty good journalistic instincts, IMO.

Pants
03-05-2010, 03:06 PM
No it's not. Right after he raises the question that you mention, he answers it by pointing out that it doesn't make sense under the circumstances. Raising it and dismissing it does more to clear the air than not raising it at all. Surely you don't think your average sports fan is too stupid to think of the recruiting angle on their own. As I read the column, I know I had that thought and sure enough, Jason raised the issue and then logically dismissed it. Pretty good journalistic instincts, IMO.

We are not talking about recruiting angles here, Donger.

T-post Tom
03-05-2010, 03:08 PM
:spock: No, I guess I don't. I just read the words he writes. I don't try to imagine alternative meanings.

:spock: It's not about alternative meanings. :banghead: I guess there'll be no edification for you today. Have a great day anyway.

patteeu
03-05-2010, 03:11 PM
:spock: It's not about alternative meanings. :banghead: I guess there'll be no edification for you today. Have a great day anyway.

You too.

lostcause
03-05-2010, 03:14 PM
I'd give her tickets.

dirk digler
03-05-2010, 03:27 PM
Dude, I've honestly never seen any of her videos or knew who she was and I don't exactly hate porn. You think he actually KNEW who she was when he saw her? She started the conversation...

I hate to see a man's reputation ruined without ANY proof of anything whatsoever.

I didn't say he knew who she was but I would buy this story more if he didn't give her front row tickets and claim he wouldn't know what she looked like. That doesn't pass the smell test.

CosmicPal
03-05-2010, 03:37 PM
I didn't say he knew who she was but I would buy this story more if he didn't give her front row tickets and claim he wouldn't know what she looked like. That doesn't pass the smell test.

Good lord, you guys are dumbasses sometimes.

He gave her his complimentary tickets. There's no "value" to them. All players, coaches, and staff members receive complimentary tickets. I used to work for a pro sports team myself and handed out complimentary tickets all the time.

This is nothing more than two people meeting on an airplane and discovering that they both share allegiance to the same university and team. It just so happens one of them turned out to be a former adult film star. If she was working at the 7-11 there wouldn't be a fucking point to this thread.

Saulbadguy
03-05-2010, 03:37 PM
:facepalm:

Saulbadguy
03-05-2010, 03:45 PM
Damage control.

Townsend had his hand in the nookie jar and Whitlock is trying to keep his fingers from being chopped off by the old lady.

Pretty much. Of course, like the Scott Pollard vehicle sale, nothing to see here, folks....

gblowfish
03-05-2010, 03:46 PM
It just so happens one of them turned out to be a former adult film star. .

A "Former Adult Film Star?"
She looks pretty active to me, with her own website and everything....

http://www.clubsamantharyan.com/

Denial Denial Denial.
You should just call her what she is.
The new assistant recruiting coach.

Saccopoo
03-05-2010, 03:50 PM
No it's not. Right after he raises the question that you mention, he answers it by pointing out that it doesn't make sense under the circumstances. Raising it and dismissing it does more to clear the air than not raising it at all. Surely you don't think your average sports fan is too stupid to think of the recruiting angle on their own. As I read the column, I know I had that thought and sure enough, Jason raised the issue and then logically dismissed it. Pretty good journalistic instincts, IMO.

You're playing the Devil's Advocate, aren't you?

Raising the issue is raising the issue. That he dismisses it after raising it is inconsequential. The premise of impropriety has already been planted into the readers mind. The whole premise for the article is to raise the issue of impropriety, regardless if he approves, disapproves or dismisses it. It's hackneyed tabloid composition at best, and borders on libelous slander.

CosmicPal
03-05-2010, 03:52 PM
A "Former Adult Film Star?"
She looks pretty active to me, with her own website and everything....

http://www.clubsamantharyan.com/

Denial Denial Denial.
You should just call her what she is.
The new assistant recruiting coach.

Denial, my ass.

Again, this wouldn't have made headlines if she was anything other than an adult film star.

Would Shitlock be writing this article if the coach gave his complimentary tickets to Carrie Underwood? No! The TV cameras would have panned the crowd and everyone would go, "Oh lookie, Carrie Underwood is at the KU-KSU game." There'd be no article.

The coach gave complimentary tickets to a fan he met on an airplane. Was it his best judgement? No. But, it didn't deserve this shit.

Spott
03-05-2010, 03:54 PM
I bet he never even noticed that she was an attractive slutty blonde. He would've done the same for a fat bald guy.


The fat bald guy would have had tickets, but he got fired a couple of months ago.

Pants
03-05-2010, 04:07 PM
Denial, my ass.

Again, this wouldn't have made headlines if she was anything other than an adult film star.

Would Shitlock be writing this article if the coach gave his complimentary tickets to Carrie Underwood? No! The TV cameras would have panned the crowd and everyone would go, "Oh lookie, Carrie Underwood is at the KU-KSU game." There'd be no article.

The coach gave complimentary tickets to a fan he met on an airplane. Was it his best judgement? No. But, it didn't deserve this shit.

Judgment has nothing to do with it, IMO. He didn't know she was a porn star at the time. I don't think he'd give away tickets to a porn star precisely to avoid what's happening right now.

patteeu
03-05-2010, 04:25 PM
You're playing the Devil's Advocate, aren't you?

Raising the issue is raising the issue. That he dismisses it after raising it is inconsequential. The premise of impropriety has already been planted into the readers mind. The whole premise for the article is to raise the issue of impropriety, regardless if he approves, disapproves or dismisses it. It's hackneyed tabloid composition at best, and borders on libelous slander.

I'm always on the side of the angels. :)

You're entitled to your opinion, but I really do disagree with it and think it's got more to do with who wrote the column than what he wrote in it.

HonestChieffan
03-05-2010, 04:31 PM
Whitlocks never had a girl sit by him on a plane. Not one who talked to his gi-nor-mous ass. Is this all he can find to cover?

KCChiefsMan
03-05-2010, 04:44 PM
it almost seems that he's trying to stir something up like it's a damn scandal. Hot chicks flirts on plane, hot chick gets tickets. Like that never happens

gblowfish
03-05-2010, 04:50 PM
I wouldn't worry about it, KU guys. Fatlock will be kissing your ass again before you know it.

HonestChieffan
03-05-2010, 04:51 PM
it almost seems that he's trying to stir something up like it's a damn scandal. Hot chicks flirts on plane, hot chick gets tickets. Like that never happens

Never happens to Whit. Hes to busy snarfing down doritos and asking for more diet coke

Pants
03-05-2010, 04:52 PM
I wouldn't worry about it, KU guys. Fatlock will be kissing your ass again before you know it.

I'm not worried about Whitlock, I'm not worried about recruitment implications (that's laughable), I'm worried about Coach T's reputation being ruined.

Chief Chief
03-05-2010, 04:54 PM
Whitlocks never had a girl sit by him on a plane. Not one who talked to his gi-nor-mous ass. Is this all he can find to cover?

Dude, when Whitlock's on a plane, EVERYBODY is sitting by him!!

They jus' cain't help it...

ROYC75
03-05-2010, 04:56 PM
You people can speculate all you want,I just don't buy the connection some of you are making of this.

gblowfish
03-05-2010, 04:59 PM
I don't think the "connection" has been made yet.
She said on her blog "She owed him one."
So, likely he'll have a birthday to remember coming soon.



OK, just pokin' the bear with a stick.... my bad :)

Lighten up, Francis. You guys laid into Mizzou pretty good over the whole "Plaige Laurie" thing. Embarrassment is a bitch.

Duck Dog
03-05-2010, 05:05 PM
What a fucking piece of garbage for an article.

Tactical Funky
03-05-2010, 05:27 PM
Non-story. Nothing illegal was done, and who cares if she's a KU alum who makes adult films for a living? Hell, I'd love to get paid to pound vag all day. :D

WilliamTheIrish
03-05-2010, 05:52 PM
Curtis Townsend using Whitlock to stave off the controversy is the funniest part. Other than the klowns who say: "It's true!!11 Their stories mirror one another"!!

Bearcat
03-05-2010, 06:01 PM
Whitlock's had some really bad articles in the past, but I've never thought of any of them as being high school quality or lower.... I mean, you could still tell that a grown man wrote the article, even if it was illogical or petty or just completely pointless.

Saulbadguy
03-05-2010, 06:12 PM
Judgment has nothing to do with it, IMO. He didn't know she was a porn star at the time. I don't think he'd give away tickets to a porn star precisely to avoid what's happening right now.

How many times have you met someone new and the subject "what do you do for a living" was not broached, after the first 10 minutes of conversation?

If you never brought it up, would you think of this person to give them tickets to a game?

It's like you guys are operating on your own little dimension of Retard. :facepalm:

Braincase
03-05-2010, 06:16 PM
How many times have you met someone new and the subject "what do you do for a living" was not broached, after the first 10 minutes of conversation?

If you never brought it up, would you think of this person to give them tickets to a game?

It's like you guys are operating on your own little dimension of Retard. :facepalm:

I talk to people about KU sports all the time without knowing what they do for a living. Did that today with three different people at the golf course. Guess I just don't have your depth.

WilliamTheIrish
03-05-2010, 06:18 PM
How many times have you met someone new and the subject "what do you do for a living" was not broached, after the first 10 minutes of conversation?

If you never brought it up, would you think of this person to give them tickets to a game?

It's like you guys are operating on your own little dimension of Retard. :facepalm:

"LEAVE TOWNSEND ALONE"!!!!!!

Saulbadguy
03-05-2010, 06:19 PM
I talk to people about KU sports all the time without knowing what they do for a living. Did that today with three different people at the golf course. Guess I just don't have your depth.

How many of them have you taken to a basketball game. ;)

Braincase
03-05-2010, 06:20 PM
How many of them have you taken to a basketball game. ;)

At least two.

Make that three.

Saulbadguy
03-05-2010, 06:20 PM
"LEAVE TOWNSEND ALONE"!!!!!!

I think it's hilarious. Nothing wrong with what he did at all. What's more hilarious is the KU fans going mad trying to defend the guy, and not laughing at the situation.

WilliamTheIrish
03-05-2010, 06:22 PM
I talk to people about KU sports all the time without knowing what they do for a living. Did that today with three different people at the golf course. Guess I just don't have your depth.

Did you give them your wife's comp tickets too?

KC Jones
03-05-2010, 06:25 PM
I'd like to know how many people made it all the way through that article before googling for pics of Samantha Ryan. I'm guessing it's a pretty short list - something like luv, noswad, and GoChiefs (he googled for pics of Kurtis Townsend).

WilliamTheIrish
03-05-2010, 06:25 PM
I think it's hilarious. Nothing wrong with what he did at all. What's more hilarious is the KU fans going mad trying to defend the guy, and not laughing at the situation.

Kind of odd when CoMo can laugh at it while the more reasonable types have their hair on fire.

Braincase
03-05-2010, 06:28 PM
Did you give them your wife's comp tickets too?

Like I said, I've done it a few times when I had season tix. Waited on friends to meet me at either 23rd Street or Free State, they'd call and cancel late when something came up, struck up a conversation with another patron, took 'em to the game.

I usually got a beer out of it.

Never was even offered a blow job.

Pants
03-05-2010, 06:29 PM
I think it's hilarious. Nothing wrong with what he did at all. What's more hilarious is the KU fans going mad trying to defend the guy, and not laughing at the situation.

There's nothing wrong with what he did at all as far as the school is concerned, I've said as much. People assume things when stories like this come out and a man's reputation is tainted for the rest of his life no matter what is said or done. That's the only thing that irks me and I've said as much in previous posts.

Bearcat
03-05-2010, 06:30 PM
How many times have you met someone new and the subject "what do you do for a living" was not broached, after the first 10 minutes of conversation?

If you never brought it up, would you think of this person to give them tickets to a game?

It's like you guys are operating on your own little dimension of Retard. :facepalm:

She said she doesn't tell people what she does for a living, which is pretty logical, and it's a pretty easy question to deflect.... but I guess it's far more logical to jump to the conclusion that they joined the Mile High Club than to simply read the article for what it's worth. :rolleyes:

WilliamTheIrish
03-05-2010, 08:06 PM
She said she doesn't tell people what she does for a living, which is pretty logical, and it's a pretty easy question to deflect.... but I guess it's far more logical to jump to the conclusion that they joined the Mile High Club than to simply read the article for what it's worth. :rolleyes:

The most logical conclusion is this:

If Townsend weren't so embarrassed by the incident he wouldn't have Whitlock out running "USC's student body right" interference for him. Of course her changing the story in her tweets made the story that much more interesting.