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Gadzooks
03-14-2010, 07:11 PM
I hope you all enjoyed greatest day of the year!

luv
03-14-2010, 07:15 PM
I have a friend on my facebook who is my....umm....toy supplier. She posted a reminder of the "Men's Valentine's Day" on her status.

Buck
03-14-2010, 07:17 PM
Happy Birthday my friend.

Gadzooks
03-14-2010, 07:20 PM
Happy Birthday my friend.
Thanks!
It's kinda like being born of Christmas though...:doh!:

Bacon Cheeseburger
03-14-2010, 07:22 PM
Starting your own birthday thread. :shake:

Ari Chi3fs
03-14-2010, 07:23 PM
Demonpenz is hanging out with Ramon tonight... so I wish him luck!!

Gadzooks
03-14-2010, 07:31 PM
Starting your own birthday thread. :shake:

Steak and BJ day has been a movement for seveal years now.
It's one month after Valentines Day. Since flowers and chocolates are equal to a steak and BJ on the happiness scale between men and women, It's only fair that this day was created for us.

luv
03-14-2010, 07:34 PM
Steak and BJ day has been a movement for seveal years now.
It's one month after Valentines Day. Since flowers and chocolates are equal to a steak and BJ on the happiness scale between men and women, It's only fair that this day was created for us.

Yep. March 14th is considered Men's Valentine's Day.

BryanBusby
03-14-2010, 07:36 PM
Yep. March 14th is considered Men's Valentine's Day.

I knew this day was pure win

Braincase
03-14-2010, 08:00 PM
I got the steak... I won't ever get the BJ again. Not unless they come up with a cure for Post-Marital Gag Reflex.

Mr. Flopnuts
03-14-2010, 08:14 PM
Huh. I don't think there was a steak and a bj day when I joined Chiefsplanet. But, it's been 5 years today. I better be getting some steak and a bj............

Mr. Flopnuts
03-14-2010, 08:15 PM
I got the steak... I won't ever get the BJ again. Not unless they come up with a cure for Post-Marital Gag Reflex.

Put that down and tell her no excuses.

http://www.drsfostersmith.com/images/Categoryimages/normal/p-28959-38346-bucket.jpg

LaChapelle
03-14-2010, 08:18 PM
THe steak makes a nice suction
but the bone is irrating

Jawshco
03-14-2010, 10:44 PM
My wife told me about this last year. I never knew it was an actual "thing"
Anyways, it's a beautiful thing! I look forward to BJ's whenever I can get them.

JD10367
03-15-2010, 08:45 AM
I don't eat steak and I'm married so, sadly, this day meant nothing to me.

Maggot Brain
03-15-2010, 08:49 AM
I hope Hallmark jumps on this bandwagon.

MOhillbilly
03-15-2010, 08:51 AM
I don't eat steak and I'm married so, sadly, this day meant nothing to me.

You dont eat steak? WTF? Im unsure if you can be allowed to continue posting on a midwest football BB if you dont eat steak. :spock: i mean for real.:spock:

MOhillbilly
03-15-2010, 08:51 AM
I hope Hallmark jumps on this bandwagon.

not a chance.

siberian khatru
03-15-2010, 08:52 AM
Every day is steak and BJ day for me!





Eh, who am I kidding. I've seen Halley's Comet more often.

Fish
03-15-2010, 08:53 AM
Has this ever actually worked for anyone? Ever?

MOhillbilly
03-15-2010, 08:55 AM
Has this ever actually worked for anyone? Ever?

Fuck no. You think bitches are tuned into anything but themselves?

seclark
03-15-2010, 08:58 AM
I got the steak... I won't ever get the BJ again. Not unless they come up with a cure for Post-Marital Gag Reflex.

agree. it's more irritating than getting down to the short strokes and her start popping her gum in my ear.
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Lumpy
03-15-2010, 08:59 AM
**** no. You think bitches are tuned into anything but themselves?

Hey now... we had steak last night and had it not been for me having a cold, well... ;)

patteeu
03-15-2010, 09:00 AM
Why didn't someone remind me about this?

Fish
03-15-2010, 09:04 AM
Fuck no. You think bitches are tuned into anything but themselves?

That's what I'm thinking. We may as well invent Fishing and Beatin Off Day, as the odds of success would be exponentially better.

siberian khatru
03-15-2010, 09:06 AM
That's what I'm thinking. We may as well invent Fishing and Beatin Off Day, as the odds of success would be exponentially better.

ROFL

seclark
03-15-2010, 09:06 AM
That's what I'm thinking. We may as well invent Fishing and Beatin Off Day, as the odds of success would be exponentially better.

i call that the weekend.
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Katipan
03-15-2010, 09:08 AM
I got the steak... I won't ever get the BJ again. Not unless they come up with a cure for Post-Marital Gag Reflex.

Spoonful of sugar.


The trick is to have your guy think that every day is potentially BJ and steak day. Then your every day is Valentines day. (except I personally don't like fresh cut flowers or heart shaped candy, but the point stands)

MOhillbilly
03-15-2010, 09:08 AM
That's what I'm thinking. We may as well invent Fishing and Beatin Off Day, as the odds of success would be exponentially better.

For that to happen wed have to invent some sort of day where women could free the inner simpleton.
Like Hair and Makeup day,Primp day, or some shit that involves a mirror.

Katipan
03-15-2010, 09:09 AM
For that to happen wed have to invent some sort of day where women could free the inner simpleton.
Like Hair and Makeup day,Primp day, or some shit that involves a mirror.

fuck that. i wanna go fishing.

MOhillbilly
03-15-2010, 09:12 AM
**** that. i wanna go fishing.

Negatory Red Rider.

Katipan
03-15-2010, 09:13 AM
Negatory Red Rider.

With all the alpha hunting beating off males in one place, it'll be easier for the women to take over the world.

MOhillbilly
03-15-2010, 09:19 AM
With all the alpha hunting beating off males in one place, it'll be easier for the women to take over the world.

Women would already rule the world if it werent for mirrors.

Jilly
03-15-2010, 09:19 AM
Oops, I had no idea that was yesterday. I'm sorry Sully. Hope you enjoyed the nothingness I gave you, you know, cuz I'm so inattentive the rest of the year and all.

Katipan
03-15-2010, 09:25 AM
Oops, I had no idea that was yesterday. I'm sorry Sully. Hope you enjoyed the nothingness I gave you, you know, cuz I'm so inattentive the rest of the year and all.

Sunday is a day of rest :p

ChiTown
03-15-2010, 09:29 AM
i call that the weekend.
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50% of that is what I call daily.

Jilly
03-15-2010, 09:42 AM
Sunday is a day of rest :p

Awesome, free pass! Thanks! :thumb:

Jilly
03-15-2010, 09:43 AM
It doesn't matter. I think he sees where I post and then decides to actively NOT check that thread!

JD10367
03-15-2010, 09:45 AM
Spoonful of sugar.

I tried that, but it kept falling off the sides of the guy's penis.

Wait... uh, nevermind.