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Braincase
03-14-2010, 09:52 PM
Would you show up to the funeral, and what kind of sign would you hold up?



I'm guessing the Patriot Guard won't be protecting the protesters...

Der Flöprer
03-14-2010, 09:53 PM
I'd take a page right out of Fred's book.

God hates fags.

LaChapelle
03-14-2010, 09:57 PM
I'm not following him around
waiting for the spontaneous combustion

Bane
03-14-2010, 09:58 PM
I'd take a page right out of Fred's book.

God hates pillowbiters.

:thumb:

Jerm
03-14-2010, 09:59 PM
I'd piss on his fucking grave.
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luv
03-14-2010, 10:04 PM
I'd piss on his fucking grave.
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I would too, but that would require too much effort for me.

Rain Man
03-14-2010, 10:05 PM
Probably a picture of him having sex with Mohammad, just to accomplish two things at once.

Reaper16
03-14-2010, 10:06 PM
I'd ignore his punk ass. Dying a quiet, uncontroversial death is the worst punishment he could receive.

Braincase
03-14-2010, 10:11 PM
"Shirley did her dad with a strap-on!"

Saulbadguy
03-14-2010, 10:13 PM
I Like Ike

LaChapelle
03-14-2010, 10:14 PM
Maybe they'll be a rapture
and he'll get a few limp wristed salutes as they rise and he doesn't

MoreLemonPledge
03-14-2010, 10:32 PM
I'd ignore his punk ass. Dying a quiet, uncontroversial death is the worst punishment he could receive.

This. I hope no more attention is ever given to his cult.

Buehler445
03-14-2010, 10:50 PM
This. I hope no more attention is ever given to his cult.

I hope he is killed quietly and efficiently by some GI's and dumped into a river somewhere.

Psyko Tek
03-14-2010, 10:56 PM
say hey to satan for me

Iowanian
03-14-2010, 11:09 PM
Fred
Phelps
Felching
the
Devil

Valiant
03-14-2010, 11:35 PM
I think they should put a port a potty right on top of his grave with a tube going straight to the casket.. Hell could make it pay per use and make a few million for charity..

DaFace
03-14-2010, 11:42 PM
I think they should put a port a potty right on top of his grave with a tube going straight to the casket.. Hell could make it pay per use and make a few million for charity..

I know this is (mostly) joking, but I do wonder if people will actually go and piss on his grave once he croaks. I can't think of many people at constantly hated as him. I'm not saying that it will happen a lot, but once or twice a year, I bet his grave gets a nice golden shower sometime late at night.

SNR
03-14-2010, 11:42 PM
I'd get a bunch of formerly gay military veterans to have wild jungle gay sex right outside the ceremony

The_Doctor10
03-15-2010, 02:15 AM
I'd get a bunch of formerly gay military veterans to have wild jungle gay sex right outside the ceremony

How exactly can you be 'formerly gay'?

BryanBusby
03-15-2010, 02:16 AM
suits and top hats?

The_Doctor10
03-15-2010, 02:16 AM
I'd take a page right out of Fred's book.

God hates pillowbiters.

Dude, Jesus was able to convince 12 dudes to leave their wives and follow him around in the wilderness for three years. If that's not gay, I don't know what is.

God hates mean-spirited evil f*ckwads; he likes groovy people.

CrazyPhuD
03-15-2010, 05:19 AM
My sign might say "Looks like fags aren't the only things in hell now"

Valiant
03-15-2010, 08:39 AM
I know this is (mostly) joking, but I do wonder if people will actually go and piss on his grave once he croaks. I can't think of many people at constantly hated as him. I'm not saying that it will happen a lot, but once or twice a year, I bet his grave gets a nice golden shower sometime late at night.

Those pussies will not let it be known that he died or where he is buried.. He will he have to have a blank marker.. But if someone does find out, he and family deserve whatever happens..

MOhillbilly
03-15-2010, 09:46 AM
id scream "get back on the boat paddy" then throw rocks at the faces of his nearest relation. Then id yell " Go back to Africa ya dumb Mick".(throws rock)

CosmicPal
03-15-2010, 10:22 AM
It's highly unlikely there will be a memorial church service when he dies. But if there were to be a church service then I'd imagine a scene outside that included a marching band, showers of confetti, a parade, a glorious fireworks display, a fly-over by the military, anything loud, vociferous, and joyful to disrupt the church service.

RJ
03-15-2010, 10:23 AM
Probably a picture of him having sex with Mohammad, just to accomplish two things at once.


It would really suck if a Fatwa were issued on Rain Man.

Jilly
03-15-2010, 10:46 AM
As much as I do NOT like the man, I mean, on the verge of hating him, I wouldn't do anything. I would hope people would leave him alone, leave the service alone and let him just rest in peace. Let him go quietly out of the world and stop giving voice to his agenda by protesting it. I hope when he does pass on that his agenda goes with him.

BigCatDaddy
03-15-2010, 11:45 AM
The best thing to do would be to show his followers how a Christian should act...pray for himself and his loved ones, show mercy, love, and forgiveness as hard as it maybe to do. It would be a good way to stop the cycle of hatred after all an eye for an eye makes the whole world blind.

Mr. Laz
03-15-2010, 12:35 PM
As much as I do NOT like the man, I mean, on the verge of hating him, I wouldn't do anything. I would hope people would leave him alone, leave the service alone and let him just rest in peace. Let him go quietly out of the world and stop giving voice to his agenda by protesting it. I hope when he does pass on that his agenda goes with him.
yep


but wouldn't it be fun to get a bunch of people have a San Fran style gay pride parade march right through the place as he was being laid to rest. ROFL

http://imgs.sfgate.com/c/pictures/2006/06/26/ba_prideparade263.jpg

Rain Man
03-15-2010, 01:04 PM
It would really suck if a Fatwa were issued on Rain Man.


Ummmm....I meant Stacey Mohammad, this really good-looking woman who runs the coffee shop down the street.

Chocolate Hog
03-15-2010, 01:15 PM
I would load a super soaker filled with butt hash and squirt his family with it.

MOhillbilly
03-15-2010, 01:18 PM
I would load a super soaker filled with butt hash and squirt his family with it.

you have a shit ass fetish dont ya.

I bet youre irish.

Jilly
03-15-2010, 01:20 PM
you have a shit ass fetish dont ya.

I bet youre irish.

WTF? I'm Irish. I take offense to this.

MOhillbilly
03-15-2010, 01:21 PM
WTF? I'm Irish. I take offense to this.

Get back on the boat paddy! (throws rock)

Jilly
03-15-2010, 01:23 PM
Get back on the boat paddy! (throws rock)

Why don't you take this potato and shove it up your arse, laddy? Wait, was that more Scottish than Irish?

Chocolate Hog
03-15-2010, 01:24 PM
you have a shit ass fetish dont ya.

I bet youre irish.

Howd ya know I was Irish? You sir are correct.

Iowanian
03-15-2010, 01:39 PM
It's because you're a ginger, O'Billay.

Chocolate Hog
03-15-2010, 01:52 PM
It's because you're a ginger, O'Billay.

But i'm not an alcholic. Nice nickname haha.

Sweet Daddy Hate
03-15-2010, 01:59 PM
Probably a picture of him having sex with Mohammad, just to accomplish two things at once.

Definitely. Creative art is the way to go with Phelps. Let the photoshop run wild!

MOhillbilly
03-15-2010, 02:16 PM
It's because you're a ginger, O'Billay.


And he has the squishy look to him that just screams potato ninger. Ya know, the kind that didnt get outta mud huts tell they were forced out in the 50s & 60s. Thats 1950s.

MOhillbilly
03-15-2010, 02:17 PM
But i'm not an alcholic. Nice nickname haha.

to dumb to figure out pull tabs and screw tops id bet.

bowener
03-15-2010, 02:37 PM
I hope he is killed quietly and efficiently by some homosexual GI's and dumped into a river somewhere.

No sweeter justice could be served... unless of course he was killed, then pureed into a frothy foam and cooked into a bunch of lemon pies that were being served to his cult (and maybe throw in some cyanide for kicks).

Otter
03-15-2010, 02:46 PM
Why does he have to die? Couldn't he be kept in a sound proof room with an inch of moldy water and a couple deep lesions in strategic placement?

DJJasonp
03-15-2010, 02:51 PM
I'd figure out some way to get Rick Astley to sing at his funeral....some sort of live version of a RickRoll

MOhillbilly
03-15-2010, 02:56 PM
He was supposed to come to spfld. for a soldiers funeral. He didnt show nor do i believe he would have made it out alive.

Sweet Daddy Hate
03-15-2010, 03:13 PM
No sweeter justice could be served... unless of course he was killed, then pureed into a frothy foam and cooked into a bunch of lemon pies that were being served to his cult (and maybe throw in some cyanide for kicks).

Mmm...sanctimonious death pie; aaaaggghhhh....

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_oKrPoBRkgcQ/SwISrOs4cFI/AAAAAAAAAYU/mBbSAiqzHd4/s400/drooling_homer-712749_gif.png

Chocolate Hog
03-15-2010, 03:15 PM
to dumb to figure out pull tabs and screw tops id bet.

No my mom and dad aren't cousins like yours.

MOhillbilly
03-15-2010, 03:26 PM
No my mom and dad aren't cousins like yours.

brother sister trumps cousins. you win again mr billay.

Chocolate Hog
03-15-2010, 03:27 PM
brother sister trumps cousins. you win again mr billay.

Ozark wit FTW.

MOhillbilly
03-15-2010, 03:33 PM
Ozark wit FTW.

Potato ningers got nothin, cause his parents are inbred.

Chocolate Hog
03-15-2010, 03:38 PM
Potato ningers got nothin, cause his parents are inbred.

Yeah you aren't a biggot.

MOhillbilly
03-15-2010, 03:48 PM
Yeah you aren't a biggot.


lol. did you just pull the race card powder?

Chocolate Hog
03-15-2010, 03:53 PM
You tell me cornfed.

MOhillbilly
03-15-2010, 04:05 PM
You tell me cornfed.

Tell you what?
That youre a potato ninger?
OK, youre a powdery lookin potato ninger whos to dumb to open a beer can.
better?

Oh and your parents are brother and sister.

That covers it so far.

stevieray
03-15-2010, 04:53 PM
But i'm not an alcholic.

alcholic...?

you read drunk.

Duck Dog
03-15-2010, 05:18 PM
I'd be more interested in how the fucker dies rather than how his funeral goes.

Anyong Bluth
03-15-2010, 07:13 PM
We'd lose one of our greatest olympic athletes... Shame.

I despise the man but won't lose sleep over his behavior & the consequences he'll face when he meets his maker... if you believe in that since I respect other's opinion- even his since everyone has a right to free speech.

Dark Horse
03-15-2010, 08:29 PM
I'm pretty sure Phelps is a Raiders fan.

Delano
03-15-2010, 08:39 PM
Dammit, where's that picture of billay that's titled "Choad Red?"
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