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Hays
03-15-2010, 02:06 PM
JaMarcus Russell was a no-show for the start of the Raiders' offseason conditioning program Monday.
Considering Russell's work ethic and track record, the real surprise would've been if he had reported on time. The program is voluntary, but Russell is facing a make-or-break year in Oakland and needs all the conditioning he can get. Charlie Frye and Bruce Gradkowski both showed up in the morning. One Raiders starter was quoted as calling the Russell situation "a horror show." Asked about Russell's attendance, another replied "don't hold your breath."

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Rooster
03-15-2010, 02:08 PM
JaMarcus Russell was a no-show for the start of the Raiders' offseason conditioning program Monday.
Considering Russell's work ethic and track record, the real surprise would've been if he had reported on time. The program is voluntary, but Russell is facing a make-or-break year in Oakland and needs all the conditioning he can get. Charlie Frye and Bruce Gradkowski both showed up in the morning. One Raiders starter was quoted as calling the Russell situation "a horror show." Asked about Russell's attendance, another replied "don't hold your breath."

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:clap: Al Davis sure picked a winner with that guy.

Dicky McElephant
03-15-2010, 02:08 PM
Gradkowski is going to start next year.

DMAC
03-15-2010, 02:08 PM
He has achieved everything he ever wanted in life: money.

JD10367
03-15-2010, 02:12 PM
Toward most things I have a disinterested ambivalence. Towards a select view, I have a deep and abiding hatred from which I draw joy at every moment of their misery.

The Raiders are in the latter category. Stories like this make me smile.

http://www.theforce.net/kids/coruscant/probe_droid/palpatine.jpg

pr_capone
03-15-2010, 02:15 PM
JaMarcus Russell was a no-show for the start of the Raiders' offseason conditioning program Monday.
Considering Russell's work ethic and track record, the real surprise would've been if he had reported on time. The program is voluntary, but Russell is facing a make-or-break year in Oakland and needs all the conditioning he can get. Charlie Frye and Bruce Gradkowski both showed up in the morning. One Raiders starter was quoted as calling the Russell situation "a horror show." Asked about Russell's attendance, another replied "don't hold your breath."

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schadenfreude!

Count Alex's Losses
03-15-2010, 02:16 PM
Just remember they almost swept us last year.

Der Flöprer
03-15-2010, 02:17 PM
He got paid. It's obvious that's all he cared about. Does that really make any of us unhappy? :fire:

vailpass
03-15-2010, 02:37 PM
Anyone know how much bonus/gauranteed $$ Russell milked the Faiders for?

bowener
03-15-2010, 02:42 PM
At least call in sick or something, jesus. Seriously, why doesn't his lazy ass just have his agent call and tell them he has the flu or something, and let him save a little face (though he does have a lot of face and chins to give up).

L.A. Chieffan
03-15-2010, 02:42 PM
3 to 1 says hes piss broke under 3 years

DMAC
03-15-2010, 02:43 PM
At least call in sick or something, jesus. Seriously, why doesn't his lazy ass just have his agent call and tell them he has the flu or something, and let him save a little face (though he does have a lot of face and chins to give up).BECAUSE HE DOES NOT WANT TO PLAY.

Detoxing
03-15-2010, 02:45 PM
I wonder who will be considered the bigger bust, Leaf or JaFatass?

Fruit Ninja
03-15-2010, 02:58 PM
http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2010/03/15/no-sign-of-jamarcus-russell-at-raiders-workouts/

lol, look at what one of his teammates said. He's a horror show. haha

L.A. Chieffan
03-15-2010, 03:00 PM
LOL @ "Lethargy Addiction"

salame
03-15-2010, 03:03 PM
come on guys he has a lot of potential and with a little work....................HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH I couldn't keep a straight face

Count Alex's Losses
03-15-2010, 03:09 PM
If a golfer can be addicted to sex, why can't a quarterback be addicted to sloth?

Count Alex's Losses
03-15-2010, 03:10 PM
THE ENTIRE FIRST PAGE OF google links for lethargy addiction are JAMARCUS RUSSELL pages.

Basileus777
03-15-2010, 03:11 PM
Good news for the Pats. It looks like they'll get their top 7 pick this year.

blaise
03-15-2010, 03:14 PM
I wonder how many dirty Raider fans are still wandering around Oakland in Jamarcus Russell jerseys.

Pushead2
03-15-2010, 03:15 PM
they should sign Ryan Leaf and have them battle for #1

blaise
03-15-2010, 03:16 PM
It's just shocking because there were no red flags with him at all.

Sweet Daddy Hate
03-15-2010, 03:18 PM
I wonder how many dirty Raider fans are still wandering around Oakland in Jamarcus Russell jerseys.

I saw a guy wearing the high dollar one a couple of weeks ago; I laughed in his face( I was wearing DT at the time ).

Pushead2
03-15-2010, 03:19 PM
I see he has shown up...

'Hamas' Jenkins
03-15-2010, 03:19 PM
For all the shit that people fling towards Leaf, this guy is 10x worse.

blaise
03-15-2010, 03:20 PM
He once ate a football to see if there really was pig inside the skin.

SDChiefs
03-15-2010, 03:20 PM
I love the trainwreck that is the Oakland Raiders. Its the only thing that has gotten me through the last 3 years.

Pushead2
03-15-2010, 03:21 PM
For all the shit that people fling towards Leaf, this guy is 10x worse.

this x120

blaise
03-15-2010, 03:29 PM
For all the shit that people fling towards Leaf, this guy is 10x worse.

I like to look at it as 10X better.

Der Flöprer
03-15-2010, 03:33 PM
He may be the first quarterback in the history of the NFL to eat himself out of the league.

Bane
03-15-2010, 03:38 PM
He may be the first quarterback in the history of the NFL to eat himself out of the league.

If only he could end up a Donkfukk!:clap:

Der Flöprer
03-15-2010, 03:41 PM
If only he could end up a Donkfukk!:clap:

He's only a year or two away from being traded to McKidd for 2 6th rounders and a scrub running back. Don't underestimate the dumbassery of Josh McDaniels.

Ari Chi3fs
03-15-2010, 03:42 PM
The NFL owners HAVE to get a rookie salary cap in place. Call it the JaMarcus Russell Rule.

Der Flöprer
03-15-2010, 03:44 PM
The NFL owners HAVE to get a rookie salary cap in place. Call it the JaMarcus Russell Rule.

Do that and the fast food conglomerates will fight it in front of congress.

Count Alex's Losses
03-15-2010, 03:45 PM
I see he has shown up...

Are you a 9-year old girl who uses MSPaint badly?

Bane
03-15-2010, 03:52 PM
The NFL owners HAVE to get a rookie salary cap in place. Call it the JaMarcus Russell Rule.

:thumb:

Hog Farmer
03-15-2010, 03:56 PM
What would be funny is if he was traded to New England for a 7th round pick and he turned out to be good enough to unseat Brady.

vailpass
03-15-2010, 03:57 PM
If only he could end up a Donkfukk!:clap:

You and me on the playground after school. It's go time.

Bane
03-15-2010, 03:58 PM
What would be funny is if he was traded to New England for a 7th round pick and he turned out to be good enough to unseat Brady.

I'd much rather he go to Dungver and assist McFistpump in the dismantling of the Donkfukks.

JD10367
03-15-2010, 04:05 PM
What would be funny is if he was traded to New England for a 7th round pick and he turned out to be good enough to unseat Brady.

No, but he might make a good lead-blocking fullback. All they have to do is pay a sideline coach to go down to the end zone and wave a Big Mac in the air...

Buehler445
03-15-2010, 04:06 PM
Posted via Mobile Device

chefsos
03-15-2010, 05:13 PM
Posted via Mobile DeviceThis is rather mysterious...

JD10367
03-15-2010, 05:14 PM
This is rather mysterious...

I know. This whole "mobile device" thing sounds very cloak-and-dagger.

Buehler445
03-15-2010, 05:18 PM
This is rather mysterious...

It's not mysterious at all. On mobile CP, the quick reply submit button is just about >< far above the up one level button. I just wasn't in the right place when I clicked.

Plus you can't delete from mobile CP. All it really comes down to is DAMN IT CARL! :cuss:
Posted via Mobile Device

JD10367
03-15-2010, 05:20 PM
Plus you can't delete from mobile CP. All it really comes down to is DAMN IT CARL! :cuss:
Posted via Mobile Device

There's a mobile CP? :shrug: When I use my iPod Touch, it just goes to the Intrawebz and brings up a teeny-tiny version of the regular-looking screen that I see on my computer monitor.

LaChapelle
03-15-2010, 05:23 PM
Some one rolled him out to sea

JD10367
03-15-2010, 05:25 PM
Some one rolled him out to sea

When he's in his road whites, the crowd should chant, "Tilikum!" at him. LMAO

Count Alex's Losses
03-15-2010, 05:27 PM
http://i41.tinypic.com/4hphf9.jpg

MahiMike
03-15-2010, 05:44 PM
3 to 1 says hes piss broke under 3 years

This.

Sure-Oz
03-15-2010, 07:00 PM
It pisses me off knowing guys like that make way more money that i can dream of, i hope he blows it all

Fruit Ninja
03-15-2010, 07:07 PM
I should get a Raider uniform for my nephew with Jamarcus Russels number and Leaf on the back of it. haha He would be pissed. haha

JD10367
03-15-2010, 07:09 PM
I should get a Raider uniform for my nephew with Jamarcus Russels number and Leaf on the back of it. haha He would be pissed. haha

No, Russell's number and "FAT ALBERT" on the back of it.

salame
03-15-2010, 07:15 PM
http://www3.pictures.gi.zimbio.com/Day+NFL+Number+One+Draft+Pick+JaMarcus+Russell+KyuoOw6huJVl.jpg

Fruit Ninja
03-15-2010, 07:17 PM
No, Russell's number and "FAT ALBERT" on the back of it.

naw, to me that doesnt have the same zing to it.

blaise
03-15-2010, 07:19 PM
They probably pass a stat sheet to Al Davis after games that says Jamarcus passed for 325 yards 3 TDs and no INTs and he looks at it and goes, "Superb"
Then he shits his diaper.

Sully
03-15-2010, 07:31 PM
He reminds me of the backup QB on Blue Mountain State.

Over-Head
03-15-2010, 07:43 PM
He got 32 Mill up front, and took a few hits for 3 years.
Think he honestly gives a fly'en fuck?:rolleyes:

Over-Head
03-15-2010, 07:45 PM
The NFL owners HAVE to get a rookie salary cap in place. Call it the JaMarcus Russell Rule.
THIS times 1000 :thumb:

tboss27
03-15-2010, 10:06 PM
http://www3.pictures.gi.zimbio.com/Day+NFL+Number+One+Draft+Pick+JaMarcus+Russell+KyuoOw6huJVl.jpg

LMAO

Buehler445
03-15-2010, 10:09 PM
There's a mobile CP? :shrug: When I use my iPod Touch, it just goes to the Intrawebz and brings up a teeny-tiny version of the regular-looking screen that I see on my computer monitor.

Yeah, when I use my Blackberry it goes to mobile cp. It's a stripped down version.

Chris Meck
03-16-2010, 12:26 AM
You know what really pisses me off?

As dysfunctional and screwed up as that entire franchise is, with Gradkowski in the lineup, they're better than we are. In fact, that's probably an 8-8 team last year. Probably better this year. Not kidding. You wait.

Sucks.

Fruit Ninja
03-16-2010, 12:42 AM
OOh, they are a better team then us, I wont argue that, but with Russel we know they wont ever get much better. lol

Pushead2
03-16-2010, 02:49 AM
Are you a 9-year old girl who uses MSPaint badly?

correct

Consistent1
03-16-2010, 06:11 AM
Yeah, when I use my Blackberry it goes to mobile cp. It's a stripped down version.

Well, he clearly has an I-Phone. You could go as far as to say it is like comparing apples to oranges...hehe. We are lucky he even wastes his time with us people who use the mobile version. Haha....

the Talking Can
03-16-2010, 07:10 AM
is he a 5 tech or a NT?

Chiefs=Good
03-16-2010, 08:34 AM
For all the shit that people fling towards Leaf, this guy is 10x worse.

Yes, but its the Raiders so no one gives a shit...

Von Dumbass
03-16-2010, 11:08 AM
Brown: JaMarcus getting in shape

In case you missed it, Raiders director of squad development Willie Brown said on Comcast SportsNet Bay Area Monday that quarterback JaMarcus Russell has undergone a transformation in the offseason and wasn’t present at the first day of the offseason program tending to personal business.

“He’s trying to close a home in Alabama. It’s something that he couldn’t get out of,” Brown said. “You don’t want to lose your home. So he’ll be back in town today and ready to go (Tuesday).”

Brown, talking with Raiders play-by-play announcer Greg Papa on “Chronicle Live,” alluded to personal problems Russell experienced last season and said the quarterback has been in Phoenix getting in shape, a long-running rumor neither the Raiders nor Russell’s agents would confirm.

“You’ll be surprised when you see him,” Brown said. “It’s quite a bit of weight that he’s lost . . . I don’t want to pin it down and say how much he lost but it will be a significant difference when you see him compared to last year.

“The most important thing is he’s getting in shape. Not only losing weight, but getting in shape. He’s watching his diet, he has special meals brought in that he’s eating, and we have one of the Raiders, a former player there with him to monitor him and make sure things are going fine. The weight thing, he’ll get it down. He’ll get it down.”

I’ve been told the former player assigned to Russell is Eddie Anderson, who joined the coaching staff in an unspecified capacity last season.

http://www.ibabuzz.com/oaklandraiders/2010/03/16/brown-jamarcus-getting-in-shape/

blaise
03-16-2010, 11:13 AM
He's been losing weight by spending a bunch of that money he's been stealing.

Der Flöprer
03-16-2010, 11:17 AM
That's great. I hope he puts the work in to convince the Raiders his inaccurate ass should be their starter this year. Go JaFatass!!!

Sweet Daddy Hate
03-16-2010, 11:19 AM
He's been losing weight by spending a bunch of that money he's been stealing.

ROFL