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MOhillbilly
03-16-2010, 09:34 AM
dont make me do my job you motherfuckers.

Gonzo
03-16-2010, 09:36 AM
They have puters at that there livestock auction, Mobilly?
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MOhillbilly
03-16-2010, 09:39 AM
They have puters at that there livestock auction, Mobilly?
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Shit, I wish i was doin something fun. I feel like tom sawyer and you all are aunt pollie.
Bunch of aunt pollie sons of bitches!

big nasty kcnut
03-16-2010, 09:39 AM
You know they have porn to look at or my blog http://theessexblog.blogspot.com/ you can read.

stumppy
03-16-2010, 09:40 AM
We could get together and play wino polo around the square.

One person drives the pickup, the rest ride in the back. Everyone has a shovel they use to wack the wino's as you drive by. One rule, if you drop your shovel you have to go back and get it by yourself.

Count Zarth
03-16-2010, 09:42 AM
I'll kick your ass, bitch.

Gonzo
03-16-2010, 09:44 AM
I'm smoking ribs and a pork roast right now so, sukit.
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MOhillbilly
03-16-2010, 09:44 AM
We could get together and play wino polo around the square.

One person drives the pickup, the rest ride in the back. Everyone has a shovel they use to wack the wino's as you drive by. One rule, if you drop your shovel you have to go back and get it by yourself.

Winnos arent out yet. They pop up when its warm cause its easy pickins downtown.
Instead of a shovel can we use a broomhandle?

Pants
03-16-2010, 09:47 AM
What's a wino/winno?

MOhillbilly
03-16-2010, 09:47 AM
You know they have porn to look at or my blog http://theessexblog.blogspot.com/ you can read.

I dont get on the net to read. to many words. And my woman is at her sexual peak. I thought this would be cool when i was 15, turns out its a lotta unnecessary work involved. Id rather get drunk, she wants to screw all the time. So unless porn or your blog can get me drunk i dont care.

raybec 4
03-16-2010, 09:48 AM
Winnos arent out yet. They pop up when its warm cause its easy pickins downtown.
Instead of a shovel can we use a broomhandle?

You fuckers better give me a heads up cause I'm definitely in for that.

Katipan
03-16-2010, 09:48 AM
I dont get on the net to read. to many words. And my woman is at her sexual peak. I thought this would be cool when i was 15, turns out its a lotta unnecessary work involved. Id rather get drunk, she wants to screw all the time. So unless porn or your blog can get me drunk i dont care.

haahahahahahah
aww. Poor baby. Can't keep your dick dry.
This is why I picked a younger man.

MOhillbilly
03-16-2010, 09:49 AM
What's a wino/winno?

hobo,rummy,stew bum, ect.

MOhillbilly
03-16-2010, 09:50 AM
haahahahahahah
aww. Poor baby. Can't keep your dick dry.
This is why I picked a younger man.

im just sayin id rather get drunk than fuck. today. tommorow is a new day.

Pants
03-16-2010, 09:50 AM
hobo,rummy,stew bum, ect.

Oh.

LMAO

stumppy
03-16-2010, 09:50 AM
Winnos arent out yet. They pop up when its warm cause its easy pickins downtown.
Instead of a shovel can we use a broomhandle?


That'll work. The broomhandle would make it a bit more of a challenge since the ones who already got hit would see it coming the 2cnd and 3rd times.

The next warm sunny day when you want to get out let me know. You bring the truck I'll bring the broomhandles.

Katipan
03-16-2010, 09:52 AM
im just sayin id rather get drunk than ****. today. tommorow is a new day.

Why can't you do both?
Can't tell me your badass doesn't lean you back and do all the work occasionally/always.

raybec 4
03-16-2010, 09:52 AM
hobo,rummy,stew bum, ect.

stew bum.....that's an oldie but a goodie

RJ
03-16-2010, 09:53 AM
We could get together and play wino polo around the square.

One person drives the pickup, the rest ride in the back. Everyone has a shovel they use to wack the wino's as you drive by. One rule, if you drop your shovel you have to go back and get it by yourself.


Wino is not the preferred nomenclature.

MOhillbilly
03-16-2010, 09:56 AM
That'll work. The broomhandle would make it a bit more of a challenge since the ones who already got hit would see it coming the 2cnd and 3rd times.

The next warm sunny day when you want to get out let me know. You bring the truck I'll bring the broomhandles.

they go down so easy when theyre shitfaced.

Duck Dog
03-16-2010, 09:58 AM
We could get together and play wino polo around the square.

One person drives the pickup, the rest ride in the back. Everyone has a shovel they use to wack the wino's as you drive by. One rule, if you drop your shovel you have to go back and get it by yourself.

Another game that might be even more fun is to find a nest of angry wasps. Then carefully put them into a briefcase. Take the briefcase deep into the city, shake and place on any street corner and wait for a taker.

Believe me it's fun. Well it was fun when I was 18.

MOhillbilly
03-16-2010, 10:00 AM
Why can't you do both?
Can't tell me your badass doesn't lean you back and do all the work occasionally/always.

Im just sayin under 7 X a week. i get drunk 7 days a week but screw 15 X. just doesnt seem fair.

Mr. Flopnuts
03-16-2010, 10:03 AM
Simple solution.

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Hog Farmer
03-16-2010, 10:06 AM
Don't you have any guns with you. Shoot something.

MOhillbilly
03-16-2010, 10:07 AM
On the upside she did hand me acouple tens and peaches on the way out the door.(googley face). And for those of you who are FB buddies youve seen her, so to be honest its not that much of a chore.
And if i do a good enough job at whatever she gives me a scoobie snack.

MOhillbilly
03-16-2010, 10:08 AM
Don't you have any guns with you. Shoot something.

My 2nd job outta HS was a front and the guys who ran it ran everything else. They would 'test' firearms at the shop.

MOhillbilly
03-16-2010, 10:10 AM
Simple solution.

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or i could just kill her. Seems like a simpler solution.

Katipan
03-16-2010, 10:13 AM
Im just sayin under 7 X a week. i get drunk 7 days a week but screw 15 X. just doesnt seem fair.

Yes but it's not her fault that it takes you X amount of drinks to get drunk!
You should service her per drink, not per inebriation.

seclark
03-16-2010, 10:28 AM
Shit, I wish i was doin something fun. I feel like tom sawyer and you all are aunt pollie.
Bunch of aunt pollie sons of bitches!

is that fence whitewashed yet?

MOhillbilly
03-16-2010, 10:31 AM
Yes but it's not her fault that it takes you X amount of drinks to get drunk!
You should service her per drink, not per inebriation.

shit dont tell her that.

MOhillbilly
03-16-2010, 10:33 AM
is that fence whitewashed yet?

i feel just like that boy in the picture and you all(aunt pollies) are a fuckin up my firecracker shootin fun.

Esp. you katipan.

MOhillbilly
03-16-2010, 10:34 AM
fuck it im goin to the skinhead board.

seclark
03-16-2010, 10:35 AM
i feel just like that boy in the picture and you all(aunt pollies) are a ****in up my firecracker shootin fun.

Esp. you katipan.

i'd like to take off and do anything but work...i'm the only one on my crew here today. i've been pollied by the man.
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seclark
03-16-2010, 10:35 AM
**** it im goin to the skinhead board.

ROFL

MOhillbilly
03-16-2010, 11:31 AM
I found some of bIlLaYs relations over there.

raybec 4
03-16-2010, 12:06 PM
I found some of bIlLaYs relations over there.

Man that tweek is a motherfucker

MOhillbilly
03-16-2010, 12:29 PM
Man that tweek is a mother****er

Its not tweak. Its Irish.

Gonzo
03-16-2010, 01:46 PM
Its not tweak. Its Irish.
Looks like your average saturday afternoon at memorial stadium in Lincoln to me...
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Guru
03-16-2010, 01:58 PM
I dont get on the net to read. to many words. And my woman is at her sexual peak. I thought this would be cool when i was 15, turns out its a lotta unnecessary work involved. Id rather get drunk, she wants to screw all the time. So unless porn or your blog can get me drunk i dont care.:spock:

You didn't really just type that as a complaint did you?

MOhillbilly
03-16-2010, 01:59 PM
:spock:

You didn't really just type that as a complaint did you?

yes, im that lazy

Guru
03-16-2010, 02:01 PM
yes, im that lazyI should neg rep you for that.:eek:

MOhillbilly
03-16-2010, 02:04 PM
I should neg rep you for that.:eek:

i wouldnt bother lookin if you did/didnt. meh.

Guru
03-16-2010, 02:11 PM
i wouldnt bother lookin if you did/didnt. meh.Yep, he is lazy all right. LMAO

Gonzo
03-16-2010, 02:16 PM
You lazy bastard. I'll bet you just lay there and think about PBR and pickup trucks, don't you?

LMAO
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MOhillbilly
03-16-2010, 02:21 PM
You lazy bastard. I'll bet you just lay there and think about PBR and pickup trucks, don't you?

LMAO
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pretty much but i prefer busch light.

Guru
03-16-2010, 02:22 PM
pretty much but i prefer busch light.Thats Busch not bush.

raybec 4
03-16-2010, 02:23 PM
pretty much but i prefer busch light.

No Natties? Man, you've gone uptown since you moved out of Springpatch.

MOhillbilly
03-16-2010, 02:31 PM
No Natties? Man, you've gone uptown since you moved out of Springpatch.

Beast Ice > Natties.

raybec 4
03-16-2010, 02:33 PM
Beast Ice > Natties.

I love me some Natties never had Beast Ice but I do like Keystone too if that counts

Gonzo
03-16-2010, 02:35 PM
Reaper just shit himself.
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bogey
03-16-2010, 02:35 PM
**** it im goin to the skinhead board.

ROFL That's fucking funny!

go bowe
03-16-2010, 02:36 PM
haahahahahahah
aww. Poor baby. Can't keep your dick dry.
This is why I picked a younger man.alpaca! alpaca!

Katipan
03-16-2010, 02:46 PM
alpaca! alpaca!

:D

MOhillbilly
03-16-2010, 03:00 PM
I love me some Natties never had Beast Ice but I do like Keystone too if that counts
its cheap, has 6% alc content and if you drink it through a beer bong its not bad.

MOhillbilly
03-16-2010, 03:02 PM
Reaper just shit himself.
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Somemen buy a truck to tool around town in. They keep it pretty and never get mud above the fenders. Other men buy a truck and go get a load of gravel to break that motherfucker in proper.