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the Talking Can
03-18-2010, 11:07 AM
http://www.tmz.com/2010/03/18/tiger-woods-text-messages-graphic-choke-golden-shower-sextingjoslynjamescom-lyslyn-james-text-message/


The site, sextingjoslynjames.com, includes texts that say:

- OK, I would like to have a threesome with you and another girl you trust.
- I want to treat you rough, throw you around, spank and slap you
- Have you ever had a golden shower done to you? ... just morbid curiosity.
- You are my f**king whore. Hold you down while I choke you

It's interesting ... Joslyn has omitted the messages she sent to Tiger, so we don't know what she said that may have egged him on.

And then there's this, on September 8, 2009: "Having a few issues at home. Might be a little later before I see you tonight." That text is followed by "parent hood melt down :)"

And the last message is dated October 4, 2009. It says, "Don't f**king talk to me. You almost just ruined my whole life. If my agent and these guys would have seen you there, F**k."

stevieray
03-18-2010, 11:20 AM
get in the hole!

Ebolapox
03-18-2010, 11:21 AM
classy.

Mr. Flopnuts
03-18-2010, 11:22 AM
She's a money grubbing, attention whoring, cunt. I could care less what she has saved on her phone or what she has to say.

Ebolapox
03-18-2010, 11:24 AM
http://i.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/01540/Joslyn-James_1540300i.jpg

looks like a nice lady.

Chiefnj2
03-18-2010, 11:25 AM
Oh Mrs. James, you're a little monkey woman. Yeah, you're lean, mean, and I bet you're not too far in between are ya. How'd you like to wrap your spikes around my...

Rain Man
03-18-2010, 11:49 AM
Gentlemen don't read each other's mail.

rambleonthruthefog
03-18-2010, 11:51 AM
people coming down a little hard on tiger. given the opportunitys that tiger has, many of us would prob make similar mistakes. and i don't care who you r, if a hot horny broad is sexting you, youll wind up sending some of the most XXX rated shit you've ever heard. i hope he gets back on tack.

rambleonthruthefog
03-18-2010, 11:57 AM
that convo prob went something like this.


I wanna have a threesome
- OK, I would like to have a threesome with you and another girl you trust.
none of that soft shit! how you gonna handle us?
- I want to treat you rough, throw you around, spank and slap you
you gonna shit on my stomach, too?
- Have you ever had a golden shower done to you? ... just morbid curiosity.
what do you think? im a whore.
- You are my f**king whore. Hold you down while I choke you

BWillie
03-18-2010, 12:01 PM
So he wants to R Kelly a porn star. So what. I wonder what a pissed of Tiger will do on the golf course. Might just go ahead and say f*ck you all, I'm winning the grand slam, and then official changing it to the Tiger Slam

rambleonthruthefog
03-18-2010, 12:03 PM
during tiger slam, woods will bone a pornstar on the green of every hole he birdies.

bevischief
03-18-2010, 12:16 PM
The start of a new kind of golf game...

Sure-Oz
03-18-2010, 08:48 PM
LMAO that perverted fuck http://deadspin.com/5496451

Tribal Warfare
03-18-2010, 08:58 PM
Holy shit, will his love child enter the draft (prefix mixup). Damn Tiger's tadpoles must carry superhuman genetics to produce the greatest athlete of all-time outside of Jesus

Nightfyre
03-18-2010, 08:59 PM
ROFL from that deadspin link:

"If this feature gets cut from career mode in Tiger Woods '11, I'll be pissed."

Also, apparently according to that link she has had a goldenshower.

Mr. Flopnuts
03-18-2010, 09:01 PM
Nice thread prefix btw. LMAO

BillSelfsTrophycase
03-18-2010, 09:02 PM
Meh, Tiger's a fuking amateur

Give me half his money and I'll reel in 4X the women

ChiefsCountry
03-18-2010, 09:04 PM
Is this a new level on EA Sports Tiger Woods Golf?

Sure-Oz
03-18-2010, 09:15 PM
Im sure tiger took a frosted flakes shit on her too

Buzzsaw
03-18-2010, 09:18 PM
lol

Tiger:Sent: 04:06 PM 08/29/2009:
Slap your face. Treat you like a dirty little whore. Put my cock in your ass and then shove it down your throat

Tiger:Sent: 04:53 PM 08/29/2009:
I know you have tried every positing imaginable but what turns you on besides a dp

Sure-Oz
03-18-2010, 09:24 PM
lol

Tiger:Sent: 04:06 PM 08/29/2009:
Slap your face. Treat you like a dirty little whore. Put my cock in your ass and then shove it down your throat

Tiger:Sent: 04:53 PM 08/29/2009:
I know you have tried every positing imaginable but what turns you on besides a dp

Tiger use the driver as his his other shaft? what a db lol, walking aids

UKMike
03-19-2010, 02:16 AM
Tiger:Sent: 04:53 PM 08/29/2009:
I know you have tried every positing imaginable but what turns you on besides a dp

I hope I never have to ask that question.

-King-
03-19-2010, 02:35 AM
This bush was THIS big http://www.rentagarden.com/images/functions%20and%20events/small%20box%20trough.jpg!!

(People who watched SP will know what I'm talking about)

Deberg_1990
03-19-2010, 07:13 AM
Classy....

Why would she keep these texts for so long unless she intended to blackmail or embarrass him with it later?

Gonzo
03-19-2010, 07:32 AM
I hope I never have to ask that question.

ROFL

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Short Leash Hootie
03-19-2010, 07:49 AM
Classy....

Why would she keep these texts for so long unless she intended to blackmail or embarrass him with it later?

Did you just manage to answer your question in the form of asking a question?

|Zach|
03-19-2010, 08:00 AM
Did you just manage to answer your question in the form of asking a question?

LMAO

Deberg_1990
03-19-2010, 08:33 AM
Did you just manage to answer your question in the form of asking a question?

Clever am i not? :)