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|Zach|
03-18-2010, 07:00 PM
I got this "custom" picture today in the mail from the Buffalo Bills in an effort to get me to renew my season tickets.

Absolutely pathetic.

It is a picture of the Bills punting out of their own end zone in a game that they will eventually lose to the Cleveland Browns 6-3.

This picture encapsulates exactly why I will not be renewing my season tickets this year.

Morons.

http://cache.gawkerassets.com/assets/images/11/2010/03/500x_bills1000.jpg

http://deadspin.com/5496097/bills-entice-potential-ticket-buyers-with-punt-from-own-end-zone-shining-moment

Cntrygal
03-18-2010, 07:01 PM
Pathetic.

Count Alex's Losses
03-18-2010, 07:02 PM
AWAITING YOUR RETURN!

Pablo
03-18-2010, 07:05 PM
LAWL.

It doesn't make the Thomas Jones "Renew Now" e-mails seem so lame after all, huh fellas?

Bane
03-18-2010, 07:13 PM
Sounds like some shit Al Davis would pull.
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Fritz88
03-18-2010, 07:47 PM
more of this and they will have to relocate

Blankey
03-18-2010, 07:48 PM
Brian effing Moorman

WhitiE
03-18-2010, 07:48 PM
out of their own end zone.... wtf?

ClevelandBronco
03-18-2010, 07:50 PM
more of this and they will have to relocate

Hmmmm. I wonder if this is their owner.

http://unrealitymag.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/major-league-lou-brown.jpg

FAX
03-18-2010, 08:08 PM
I guess I'm confused again. Not unusual. But, are you a Bills fan, Mr. |Zach|?

FAX

Gadzooks
03-18-2010, 08:09 PM
Why do you have Bills season tickets if you live in KC?!? (Or have you forgotten to update your Location?)

Count Alex's Losses
03-18-2010, 08:09 PM
Why do you have Bills season tickets if you live in KC?!? (Or have forgotten to update your Location?)

He's copying and pasting you dumb motherfucker.

WhitiE
03-18-2010, 08:12 PM
He's copying and pasting you dumb mother****er.

lol jeez.....

ClevelandBronco
03-18-2010, 08:13 PM
Further down in the link is this comment from someone calling himself AzureTexan:

"And as part of the Kansas City Royals' season-ticket promotion, the marketing department has sent out photos showing the Minnesota Twins congratulating each other on the Kauffman Stadium infield after another decisive win."

Anyone know whether this is true?

Delano
03-18-2010, 08:21 PM
Pathetic.

LMAO
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Delano
03-18-2010, 08:23 PM
Further down in the link is this comment from someone calling himself AzureTexan:

"And as part of the Kansas City Royals' season-ticket promotion, the marketing department has sent out photos showing the Minnesota Twins congratulating each other on the Kauffman Stadium infield after another decisive win."

Anyone know whether this is true?

That is fantastic.

I'd like that as an avatar.
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Gadzooks
03-18-2010, 08:27 PM
He's copying and pasting you dumb mother****er.

Quotations would be appropriate you illiterate mother fucker.

Count Alex's Losses
03-18-2010, 08:33 PM
Quotations would be appropriate you illiterate mother fucker.

Where the fuck do you come off calling me illiterate you sack of shit?

Next time take the time to click a goddamn link and realize what the fuck you're reading.

|Zach|
03-18-2010, 08:35 PM
Quotations would be appropriate you illiterate mother ****er.

I would have thought the link would have made it obvious this was not from me.

Gadzooks
03-18-2010, 08:46 PM
I would have thought the link would have made it obvious this was not from me.

No offense |Zach|, but, typically a link would be at the top of the post.
It suggests to the reader that the verbiage below is a quotation from said link.


BTW - Go Chiefs should die in a fire for being Claythan.

|Zach|
03-18-2010, 08:49 PM
No offense |Zach|, but, typically a link would be at the top of the post.
It suggests to the reader that the verbiage below is a quotation from said link.


BTW - Go Chiefs should die in a fire for being Claythan.

Don't worry. I would never mention something so trivial and stupid let alone be offended by it.

It isn't my fault you don't know how to click a link.

Count Alex's Losses
03-18-2010, 08:51 PM
No offense |Zach|, but, typically a link would be at the top of the post.
It suggests to the reader that the verbiage below is a quotation from said link.


BTW - Go Chiefs should die in a fire for being Claythan.

Only idiots die in fires. Smart people know how to put the fucking fire out.

You'd sit there and burn to death like a dumbass.

Delano
03-18-2010, 08:53 PM
No offense |Zach|, but, typically a link would be at the top of the post.
It suggests to the reader that the verbiage below is a quotation from said link.


BTW - Go Chiefs should die in a fire for being Claythan.

Jeeze, brah, I bet you mega raged during the Fresh Prince/Jurassic Park parody things.
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Gadzooks
03-18-2010, 09:00 PM
I have taken my chill pill with a tall glass of water...
But GoChiefs is still a douche.

Count Alex's Losses
03-18-2010, 09:02 PM
I have taken my chill pill with a tall glass of water...
But GoChiefs is still a douche.

I'll fuck you 'til you love me.

FAX
03-18-2010, 09:08 PM
I would have thought the link would have made it obvious this was not from me.

So, you're not a Bills fan, Mr. |Zach|?

FAX

Gadzooks
03-18-2010, 09:12 PM
I'll **** you 'til you love me.

You're scared of the real man!

Chiefs=Good
03-18-2010, 09:14 PM
I'll **** you 'til you love me.

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Gadzooks
03-18-2010, 09:16 PM
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Count Alex's Losses
03-18-2010, 09:18 PM
What a great man.

Gadzooks
03-18-2010, 09:24 PM
What a great man.

Thank you.

BryanBusby
03-18-2010, 09:33 PM
The actual team sucks, but you kind of forget that for a moment when they are wearing their throwbacks. The old school Bills uniforms are slick as hell.

Dylan
03-18-2010, 11:25 PM
Further down in the link is this comment from someone calling himself AzureTexan:

"And as part of the Kansas City Royals' season-ticket promotion, the marketing department has sent out photos showing the Minnesota Twins congratulating each other on the Kauffman Stadium infield after another decisive win."

Anyone know whether this is true?

and a little further down the link is this eye-opener :eek:

OMG... LMAO http://deadspin.com/5496451/sexting-tiger-threatened-to-slap-spank-bite-and-fuck-till-mercy

Runaway Elin -- runaway! you got it all -- no need to look back -- keep going :D

rambleonthruthefog
03-19-2010, 12:19 AM
we feel your pain, but i shit made me lol.

CoMoChief
03-19-2010, 12:33 AM
ROFL That's really funny.

"Renew your season tickets today!!! You don't want to miss out on a lot of this"