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Hog Farmer
03-19-2010, 06:43 PM
Man Left Infertile After Botched Testicle Operation
Friday, March 19, 2010


A Denver man was left infertile after doctors botched an operation on his testicles.

Details of the error surfaced this week after West Suffolk Hospital in Denver was forced to confess to the bungled operation thanks to freedom of information laws.

The patient, whose name is not being revealed due to privacy, should have had his right epididymis a narrow tube connected to the testes removed, but surgeons took out his left one instead.

A second operation was performed to remove the right one, rendering him totally infertile.

Doctors said "the man came in wearing an Elway Jersey so we knew this man shouldn't reproduce"

The hospital has refused to say if it paid the victim any compensation.

"A thorough investigation into this case was carried out by an independent consultant, who advised us to introduce an additional hospital-wide policy giving clearer instructions on marking and verifying sites prior to surgery, Nigel Kee, the hospital's health chief, said.

"We implemented this recommendation immediately."

Bane
03-19-2010, 06:47 PM
:LOL:LMAOLMAOLMAO

Less contamination of humanity IMO.

BCD
03-19-2010, 06:53 PM
LMAO
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Von Dumbass
03-19-2010, 07:01 PM
Doctors said "the man came in wearing an Elway Jersey so we knew this man shouldn't reproduce" Jersey shouldn't have been capitalized in this instance.

"Bob" Dobbs
03-19-2010, 07:02 PM
I'm gonna avoid Rocky Mountain Oysters for a while... just in case.

WhitiE
03-19-2010, 07:50 PM
Jersey shouldn't have been capitalized in this instance.

your and idiot

Kerberos
03-19-2010, 08:06 PM
Jersey shouldn't have been capitalized in this instance.

He can capitalize any GAWDAMMED thing he wants to capitalize.

Is this NOT America?

It is his Gawdammed given right to capitalize any Gawdammed thing he wants on this message board.

:D

Tuckdaddy
03-19-2010, 08:15 PM
your and idiot

But, he is correct.

Hog Farmer
03-19-2010, 08:35 PM
Jersey shouldn't have been capitalized in this instance.

Do you mean like the way Charles capitalized on your superbowl caliber defense ?

Bane
03-19-2010, 08:38 PM
Do you mean like the way Charles capitalized on your superbowl caliber defense ?

ROFL

Von Dumbass
03-19-2010, 10:50 PM
Do you mean like the way Charles capitalized on your superbowl caliber defense ?

http://i40.tinypic.com/fbjnrm.gif

4321

-King-
03-19-2010, 10:59 PM
http://i40.tinypic.com/fbjnrm.gif

4321

Are you still mad that CBS taped your depression during the game? http://i45.tinypic.com/35cr586.gif

Von Dumbass
03-19-2010, 11:08 PM
Are you still mad that CBS taped your depression during the game? http://i45.tinypic.com/35cr586.gif

Don't you love how Charles goes instantly limp after he gets bodyslammed?

http://i40.tinypic.com/fbjnrm.gif

Bane
03-19-2010, 11:10 PM
Don't you love how Charles goes instantly limp after he gets bodyslammed?

http://i40.tinypic.com/fbjnrm.gif

Yeah thats cool.I love it when he gets up and runs over your defense like rice right after.:clap:

-King-
03-19-2010, 11:11 PM
Don't you love how Charles goes instantly limp after he gets bodyslammed?

http://i40.tinypic.com/fbjnrm.gif

...and then gets a TD on his next carry ROFL ROFL

Hog Farmer
03-19-2010, 11:15 PM
I'm just disappointed in Albert that he didn't finish off that play by punting Ayers face. He had the perfect chance. But then again that's not the way we play.

Bane
03-19-2010, 11:15 PM
I wish that had been Dave Szott running up after the play.He would have kicked that muthafugga right in his dick sucker and said fukk the fine.It pisses me off more that someone didn't grab his helmet and break his fukkn neck right there on the field for pulling that shit.

Von Dumbass
03-19-2010, 11:17 PM
Robert Ayers has been taking boxing lessons for years. Nobody on the Chiefs roster could take him one on one in a fight and the Chiefs players know it.

Bane
03-19-2010, 11:18 PM
Robert Ayers has been taking boxing lessons for years. Nobody on the Chiefs roster could take him one on one in a fight and the Chiefs players know it.

Todd Haley would fukk him up REALZ GOOD!

Hog Farmer
03-19-2010, 11:20 PM
Robert Ayers has been taking boxing lessons for years. Nobody on the Chiefs roster could take him one on one in a fight and the Chiefs players know it.


That's good to hear, he won't last long in this league. He'll be disabled pretty quick if he pulls that shit again.

Hog Farmer
03-19-2010, 11:27 PM
I wish that had been Dave Szott running up after the play.He would have kicked that muthafugga right in his dick sucker and said fukk the fine.It pisses me off more that someone didn't grab his helmet and break his fukkn neck right there on the field for pulling that shit.


Yeah , I'm glad Blowmo posted that gif, it's a good reminder of how much I hate that fucking piece of shit team and the bastard fans that go along with it.

Bane
03-19-2010, 11:32 PM
Yeah , I'm glad Blowmo posted that gif, it's a good reminder of how much I hate that ****ing piece of shit team and the bastard fans that go along with it.

I don't need a reminder.......:cuss:

Slainte
03-20-2010, 02:03 AM
Robert Ayers has been taking boxing lessons for years. Nobody on the Chiefs roster could take him one on one in a fight and the Chiefs players know it.

Post twitter quotes or it didn't happen!

Crush
03-20-2010, 08:14 AM
Robert Ayers has been taking boxing lessons for years. Nobody on the Chiefs roster could take him one on one in a fight and the Chiefs players know it.


You are such a fucking cockstain.

Kerberos
03-21-2010, 05:22 PM
Robert Ayers has been taking boxing lessons for years. Nobody on the Chiefs roster could take him one on one in a fight and the Chiefs players know it.

Oh Yeah? Well my dad can beat up your dad!


What are you like 12 or something?

Take you childish :BS: somewhere else.

:shake:

LaChapelle
03-21-2010, 05:25 PM
McFistpump heavy bag

Sweet Daddy Hate
03-21-2010, 07:50 PM
KnowMo, just stop. It's getting old.