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Coogs
03-26-2010, 02:17 PM
I went over to the Star BB just to see what Voyager is tossing out there in late March. And here is what I came up with...


There's absolutely no reason NOT to have a good draft this year. And our draft picks could increase if Pioli puts on his thinking cap and trades Dorsey and Bowe, two underachievers, for additional picks.

Let's say no trades are made. Here is what I would do with what they currently have:

1...Tate, WR...so what if it's with the #5 overall pick? Tate might be the best WR in this draft...has gamebreaking ability.
2...Gerhart, RB...Charles is fragile, and T.Jones will be age 32.
2...Jackson, CB...another reliable CB is essential in my opinion.
3...Stuckey, S.
4...Shipley, WR...help with punt returns and be slot WR.
5...LB.
5...Center/OG...for depth purposes.
5...TE.

This would go along with my overall strategy of giving Cassel more weapons on offense and helping the secondary on defense. If they could get a 2nd for Dorsey and a 3rd for Bowe, I'd draft S.Lee, LB, in the 2nd round and M.Neal, DL, in the 3rd round.

Read more: http://www.kansascity.com/forums/?plckForumPage=ForumDiscussion&plckDiscussionId=Cat%3a99911121-d7b0-45e8-b62c-2f662aabd10bForum%3a9ecf2cfd-968a-4155-adb5-633e7852acfcDiscussion%3ade7dbfb2-6ad4-42c2-a9b3-1ca2fb5da09b#ixzz0jJd0puLp

ModSocks
03-26-2010, 02:19 PM
Holy Mother of Jesus. No wonder he doesn't come around here anymore. That's Sacopoo-ish right there.

The Franchise
03-26-2010, 02:21 PM
Wow......:facepalm:

Coogs
03-26-2010, 02:22 PM
Holy Mother of Jesus.

:LOL: Pretty much what I thought.

Mr. Flopnuts
03-26-2010, 02:22 PM
Are you fucking kidding me? No wonder he doesn't come around here? Fuck that. No wonder I don't go around there.

doomy3
03-26-2010, 02:23 PM
Oh my.

Hammock Parties
03-26-2010, 02:28 PM
Tate is honestly a better pick than Bulaga.

The second round is absolute idiocy.

Archie Bunker
03-26-2010, 02:28 PM
Wow, that's bad.

Mr. Flopnuts
03-26-2010, 02:29 PM
Tate is honestly a better pick than Bulaga.

The second round is absolute idiocy.

Fuck, I don't disagree with that. But it's still terrible value at 5. We'd be better off packaging the 2nd rounders and moving back up for him.

Bulaga is my worst fucking nightmare for this franchise.

The Bad Guy
03-26-2010, 02:34 PM
I'm glad this mother fucker can't waste board space over here.

Good loving fucking christ.

ModSocks
03-26-2010, 02:36 PM
I'm glad this mother ****er can't waste board space over here.

Good loving ****ing christ.

Someone should post a link to this thread over there. Kinda funny

keg in kc
03-26-2010, 02:36 PM
So if he and saccopoo mated, would the love child be McShay or helmet-hair?

Archie Bunker
03-26-2010, 02:40 PM
So if he and saccopoo mated, would the love child be McShay or helmet-hair?

It would be findthedr

The Franchise
03-26-2010, 02:40 PM
It would be findthedr

I don't even think that findthedr was THIS bad. He just had a man crush on Jake Long and Trevor Laws.

Pasta Little Brioni
03-26-2010, 04:14 PM
His overall strategy is to get Cassel more weapons, but he wants to trade Bowe for a 3rd? What a maroon.

RealSNR
03-26-2010, 04:45 PM
The funny part?

It wasn't his mock drafts that made him leave. It was rooting for the Raiders in the Super Bowl and everybody burning his house down for it.

'Hamas' Jenkins
03-26-2010, 05:38 PM
His father should have clubbed him to death like a baby seal.

AustinChief
03-26-2010, 05:52 PM
His father should have clubbed him to death like a baby seal.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA oh damn that made me laugh

'Hamas' Jenkins
03-26-2010, 05:54 PM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA oh damn that made me laugh

And I have no doubt he's a pretty common example of the median IQ of a Chiefs fan.

Chiefnj2
03-26-2010, 08:02 PM
Well, at least we know the whereabouts of one of those orphans the government was doing acid experiments on.

Delano
03-26-2010, 08:30 PM
Voyager was in that small town in West Virginia during the great airborne AIDS event of aught five.
Posted via Mobile Device

chiefs1111
03-26-2010, 09:17 PM
That would be horrible...:banghead::banghead:

L.A. Chieffan
03-26-2010, 11:27 PM
this guy eat a lot of paint chips when he was a kid?

DaneMcCloud
03-26-2010, 11:57 PM
I went over to the Star BB just to see what Voyager is tossing out there in late March. And here is what I came up with...


There's absolutely no reason NOT to have a good draft this year. And our draft picks could increase if Pioli puts on his thinking cap and trades Dorsey and Bowe, two underachievers, for additional picks.

Let's say no trades are made. Here is what I would do with what they currently have:

1...Tate, WR...so what if it's with the #5 overall pick? Tate might be the best WR in this draft...has gamebreaking ability.
2...Gerhart, RB...Charles is fragile, and T.Jones will be age 32.
2...Jackson, CB...another reliable CB is essential in my opinion.
3...Stuckey, S.
4...Shipley, WR...help with punt returns and be slot WR.
5...LB.
5...Center/OG...for depth purposes.
5...TE.

This would go along with my overall strategy of giving Cassel more weapons on offense and helping the secondary on defense. If they could get a 2nd for Dorsey and a 3rd for Bowe, I'd draft S.Lee, LB, in the 2nd round and M.Neal, DL, in the 3rd round.

Read more: http://www.kansascity.com/forums/?plckForumPage=ForumDiscussion&plckDiscussionId=Cat%3a99911121-d7b0-45e8-b62c-2f662aabd10bForum%3a9ecf2cfd-968a-4155-adb5-633e7852acfcDiscussion%3ade7dbfb2-6ad4-42c2-a9b3-1ca2fb5da09b#ixzz0jJd0puLp

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Chiefs=Champions
03-26-2010, 11:59 PM
http://knowyourmeme.com/i/155/original/pearmanity.jpg

milkman
03-27-2010, 08:25 AM
Holy Mother of Jesus. No wonder he doesn't come around here anymore. That's Sacopoo-ish right there.

Are you kidding me?

He makes Okung'sSac look like a mental giant, by comparison.

DumbHillbillies
03-28-2010, 06:51 PM
I remember voyager's mocks from the old kc star board. Didn't know he used to post here also. I kind of admire a person that can be that consistently insane.

CoMoChief
03-30-2010, 11:51 AM
Worst mock I've ever seen.

Not only for the Chiefs......but for any team....ever.

I'd rather draft 8 TE's.

http://www.maniacworld.com/everyone-is-now-dumber.jpg

What you've just posted is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever read. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this thread is now dumber for having to read it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.