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HoneyBadger
04-17-2010, 11:23 AM
So it seems that I'm always have new hot girls stopping by my place. I can seem to attract them to me pretty well, and they have fun with me. However I can never seem to move the party from the living room to my bedroom.

This begs the questions, what types of moves do you use to not make things awkward and get the girl to go to your room?

LaChapelle
04-17-2010, 11:27 AM
Ya know
you can fuck just about anywhere

HoneyBadger
04-17-2010, 11:28 AM
Ya know
you can **** just about anywhere

This is true. But I'm not really into having my roommate watching.

Mr. Flopnuts
04-17-2010, 11:32 AM
Just pull out your dick and tell her she knows what to do.

LaChapelle
04-17-2010, 11:33 AM
Rejection won't give you anSTD
just practice

Stewie
04-17-2010, 11:33 AM
Dude, they're at your place and having fun with you. You're 99% of the way there. When she least suspects it just lean over and kiss her. She'll respond either by going at it with you or punch you in the dick. It's a 50/50 proposition.

HoneyBadger
04-17-2010, 11:36 AM
Dude, they're at your place and having fun with you. You're 99% of the way there. When she least suspects it just lean over and kiss her. She'll respond either by going at it with you or punch you in the dick. It's a 50/50 proposition.

So the surprise kiss works? I've had mixed reactions with just leaning over and kissing

Jenson71
04-17-2010, 11:36 AM
Tell her you have a little kitten in your room that you want her to see. And when you go in with her, say "Oh no, looks like my snake ate it."

That should do it.

Mr. Flopnuts
04-17-2010, 11:36 AM
People get way too wrapped up in rejection. If you're afraid of the word no, you'll never get to the word yes.

Mr. Flopnuts
04-17-2010, 11:37 AM
Tell her you have a little kitten in your room that you want her to see. And when you go in with her, say "Oh no, looks like my snake ate it."

That should do it.

Exactly. That's when you pull out your dick snake and tell her she knows what to do.

HoneyBadger
04-17-2010, 11:38 AM
Tell her you have a little kitten in your room that you want her to see. And when you go in with her, say "Oh no, looks like my snake ate it."

That should do it.

:thumb:

Jenson71
04-17-2010, 11:40 AM
:thumb:

Well, I was pretty much joking. I don't think I'd ever say that, actually. But well, what the hell, try it if you want.

Mr. Flopnuts
04-17-2010, 11:41 AM
Exactly. That's when you pull out your dick snake and tell her she knows what to do.

If for whatever reason she doesn't know what to do, tell her it's the eye for an eye theory. The snake ate the kitten, she should eat the snake.

HoneyBadger
04-17-2010, 11:43 AM
Well, I was pretty much joking. I don't think I'd ever say that, actually. But well, what the hell, try it if you want.

Ya me either. But I'm sure the alcohol could say it for anyone.

Delano
04-17-2010, 11:44 AM
Give her a tour of your place. When she gets to the threshold of your bedroom, club her on the brain stem.
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Count Zarth
04-17-2010, 11:45 AM
Girls almost never make the first move.

Be a man and just grab her and reel her in close. If she doesn't try to pull away you're golden.

Girls want you to be a man. That's your role. YOU'RE A MAN.

Jenson71
04-17-2010, 11:45 AM
You could take the self-deprecating/carrot-stick route. Something like, "You know, I . . . I've been thinking about things to say to you, and you know, I even looked for things online, you should see all my pickup lines I have taped to my bedroom mirror, just to get girls." Say it with Woody Allen mannerisms. Girls love that.

OnTheWarpath58
04-17-2010, 11:47 AM
How old are you? 13?

Mr. Flopnuts
04-17-2010, 11:47 AM
Girls almost never make the first move.

Be a man and just grab her and reel her in close. If she doesn't try to pull away you're golden.

Girls want you to be a man. That's your role. YOU'RE A MAN.

Ahh. Our boy is all growed up.

booger
04-17-2010, 11:52 AM
wanna go knock the dust off my bedsprings.


that only works on sluts and strippers though

booger
04-17-2010, 11:55 AM
Give her a tour of your place. When she gets to the threshold of your bedroom, club her on the brain stem.
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this. never fails.

Reaper16
04-17-2010, 11:56 AM
Gently tilt her head up by the chin with your forefinger and in a deep voice say "Come to my bed now."

booger
04-17-2010, 11:59 AM
if you ask her to go to your bedroom to see your bug collection make sure your pants are pulled up.

She might get the wrong idea if they are pulled down when you say that.

Bacon Cheeseburger
04-17-2010, 12:00 PM
GHB works well.

burt
04-17-2010, 12:04 PM
This is true. But I'm not really into having my roommate watching.

Ohhh...small dick, hunh?

burt
04-17-2010, 12:06 PM
Ahh. Our boy is all growed up.

Nah....he saw that on Oprah.....

HoneyBadger
04-17-2010, 12:07 PM
Ohhh...small dick, hunh?

It just might get awkward, ya know?

Pants
04-17-2010, 12:25 PM
It just might get awkward, ya know?

Not really, he'll just have to get the fuck out.

Rain Man
04-17-2010, 02:34 PM
Tell her that her sister claims to be better in bed, and she got a really high score but is beatable since you had to mark her down for not recruiting another woman for a threesome.

Dante84
04-17-2010, 02:41 PM
"Want to go listen to this song I heard?"

"You have to come see this hilarious video on youtube."


---- boom. She's in your room. Don't fuck it up.


All you do next is give her a compliment and let the sperm fall where they may.

Hog Farmer
04-17-2010, 02:46 PM
Tell her you have a pet snake thats never seen a uvula and could she show him hers.

Rain Man
04-17-2010, 02:48 PM
"You have to come see this hilarious video on youtube."



"It's called, 2 girls, 1 cup".

HoneyBadger
04-17-2010, 03:27 PM
I guess girls will believe anything just to get it on

JakeT
04-17-2010, 04:47 PM
1 cut a hole in the box
2 put your junk in the box
3 make her open the box
and thats the way you do it

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WhwbxEfy7fg

rad
04-17-2010, 05:01 PM
If for whatever reason she doesn't know what to do, tell her it's the eye for an eye theory. The snake ate the kitten, she should eat the snake.

If that works, then maybe you can say that the snake beat the kitten to death with it's butthole first.

WhitiE
04-17-2010, 07:52 PM
Give her a tour of your place. When she gets to the threshold of your bedroom, club her on the brain stem.
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lol thats fucked up, but funny man

Ebolapox
04-17-2010, 07:56 PM
1 cut a hole in the box
2 put your junk in the box
3 make her open the box
and thats the way you do it

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WhwbxEfy7fg

ROFL

This.

Bwana
04-17-2010, 07:58 PM
Jesus LMAO

CosmicPal
04-17-2010, 08:26 PM
Why do you need to take her to your room? Doesn't your living room have a couch? A loveseat? The floor carpeted? Bearskin rug? Got a bathroom? A bathtub? Got a laundry room? Got a walk-in closet? Even the kitchen can be a fun place. Shoot, I've even done it in the hallway, out in the backyard, in the pool, the hot-tub, under the elm tree, in the gazebo, in the boat, in the car.

The point is, why limit yourself to the bedroom? If you're feeling it and she's feeling it, then just do it.

threebag02
04-17-2010, 08:31 PM
Just pull out your dick and tell her she knows what to do.

Rock out with your cock out.

Take her to your room and put on your "Big Ben" jersey.

Jilly
04-17-2010, 08:34 PM
I might have a weird question, but have you ever just tried asking? Hey you want to go to my room or hey, I'm gonna go get us some drinks and then we'll go to my room cuz I don't like what this douche (your roommate) is watching on tv.

Tylerthigpen!1!
04-17-2010, 08:35 PM
just start wanking it

sedated
04-17-2010, 08:36 PM
Feed her tequila until she's unconscious. Let the roommate have 2nds.

sedated
04-17-2010, 08:37 PM
I might have a weird question, but have you ever just tried asking?

"Wanna get some pizza and f**k?"

CosmicPal
04-17-2010, 08:38 PM
Feed her tequila until she's unconscious. Let the roommate have 2nds.

But don't feed her too much or she might puke all over you. Not that that ever happened to me. Just sayin.

Bearcat
04-17-2010, 08:38 PM
Huh, I've always had problems getting them to my place, and even I know how to close the deal, no matter how shocked I am at the time.... I think we would make a good team. You get them to your place, turn off the lights, start a movie.... get up to get a drink, then I'll replace you for the rest of the evening.

CoMoChief
04-17-2010, 09:02 PM
God I'm watching Strikeforce's main event right now........Their show sucks. Just the appearance, entrance decorations w/ fireworks and pyrotechs etc. Kinda cheezy IMO.

threebag02
04-17-2010, 10:50 PM
Ya horrible I wouldn't even acknowledge the fact that I watched strikeforce. After what I seen tonight.

KurtCobain
04-17-2010, 11:31 PM
If for whatever reason she doesn't know what to do, tell her it's the eye for an eye theory. The snake ate the kitten, she should eat the snake. eat it? OuCh
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Dave Lane
04-17-2010, 11:35 PM
Dude just make your move. Go with "the naked Man". It works 2 out of 3 times every time

Chocolate Hog
04-17-2010, 11:39 PM
When she hugs u finger her butthole.

Ari Chi3fs
04-17-2010, 11:41 PM
Tell her that she looks like she could use a massage...

Lumpy
04-17-2010, 11:46 PM
Tell her that she looks like she could use a throbbing man sausage in her mouth...

FYP

KcKing
04-17-2010, 11:49 PM
Put Kung Fu movies on and wait for just the right moment..

Disclaimer, I haven't used this "move" since the 80's... But I bet it'll still work.

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Otter
04-17-2010, 11:55 PM
"Hi"

Penis hanging out is optional depending on situation.

Ari Chi3fs
04-17-2010, 11:57 PM
FYP

How YOU doin'?

Lumpy
04-18-2010, 12:13 AM
How YOU doin'?

I should know better than to FYPs, huh? LMAO

Pasta Giant Meatball
04-18-2010, 12:36 AM
First we should trade down to 6th and pick up a 3rd rounder. Then trade down again to 7th picking up another 3rd. After that I'm thinking about dropping down to 8 and getting another pick in the process. I really think think this team can realistically get 10 3rd round picks if they play thier cards right....wait a minute, thoooose moves.

Get a bike.

HoneyBadger
04-18-2010, 01:13 AM
Huh, I've always had problems getting them to my place, and even I know how to close the deal, no matter how shocked I am at the time.... I think we would make a good team. You get them to your place, turn off the lights, start a movie.... get up to get a drink, then I'll replace you for the rest of the evening.

Um I'm thinking this is not the best type of team work.

rad
04-18-2010, 08:01 PM
Just grab her like a six-pack and drag her back to your room. There's a reason their holes are so close together.

Mr. Flopnuts
04-21-2010, 06:08 PM
I just read a good pick up line for this guy online.

Roses are red
Violets are blue
This is a gun
GET IN THE FUCKING VAN!

Delano
04-21-2010, 07:00 PM
I just read a good pick up line for this guy online.

Roses are red
Violets are blue
This is a gun
GET IN THE FUCKING VAN!

Let me guess where you read that newfag.

LaChapelle
04-21-2010, 07:08 PM
Have the moves of a pro athlete
send her a pic of you naked in a bathroom

Mr. Flopnuts
04-21-2010, 07:12 PM
Let me guess where you read that newfag.

LMAO Where else?

Delano
04-21-2010, 07:14 PM
Have the moves of a pro athlete
send her a pic of you naked in a bathroom

That move doesn't work. Ask Sad-Oden.

http://deadball.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/ohiostategregoden.jpg

keg in kc
04-21-2010, 07:17 PM
I tend to stick with the ignore them routine. I just pulled it on three cute young ladies in the parking lot mere moments ago. Now I log into a video game and forget about them.

Bearcat
04-21-2010, 07:20 PM
Um I'm thinking this is not the best type of team work.

Don't get me wrong, you would obviously have to leave at that point... I'm not looking for a sword fight.

el borracho
04-21-2010, 08:03 PM
Dude just make your move. Go with "the naked Man". It works 2 out of 3 times every time

heh. I've actually done that. I was backpacking SE Asia with my friend and her female friend. The very first night we met we went out and got ridiculously drunk. Ended up sharing a room with her (friend's friend) in a tiny little hole-in-the-wall hostel at the end of the night. Since it was about 186,000 degrees in the room, I stripped down and laid on top of the covers. She (friend's friend) told me to put some clothes on. I told her that, if she didn't like it, she shouldn't look. Turns out she liked what she saw. That was an awesome summer.

HoneyBadger
04-22-2010, 12:52 PM
heh. I've actually done that. I was backpacking SE Asia with my friend and her female friend. The very first night we met we went out and got ridiculously drunk. Ended up sharing a room with her (friend's friend) in a tiny little hole-in-the-wall hostel at the end of the night. Since it was about 186,000 degrees in the room, I stripped down and laid on top of the covers. She (friend's friend) told me to put some clothes on. I told her that, if she didn't like it, she shouldn't look. Turns out she liked what she saw. That was an awesome summer.

I've decided I'm going to have my heater on for hours before a woman comes over.

Problem solved.

HoneyBadger
04-22-2010, 12:52 PM
Don't get me wrong, you would obviously have to leave at that point... I'm not looking for a sword fight.

Umm thanks?

rad
04-22-2010, 12:56 PM
Tell her "My dick died; can I bury it in your ass?"

siberian khatru
04-22-2010, 01:00 PM
The fake cast, European accent and chloroformed rag have always worked for me.







Oh, wait, you wanted to get them into your ROOM, not your car.

loochy
04-22-2010, 01:11 PM
This begs the questions, what types of moves do you use to not make things awkward and get the girl to go to your room?

Roofies:spock:

Discuss Thrower
04-22-2010, 01:12 PM
Either my lack of moves has caused a three year dry spell, or a three year dry spell has caused my lack of moves.

James Heller himself can't even break this catch-22.

tooge
04-22-2010, 01:39 PM
smack her ass really hard then say "now thats a great piece of ass!"

Ralphy Boy
04-22-2010, 01:42 PM
Give her a tour of your place. When she gets to the threshold of your bedroom, club her on the brain stem.
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ROFL

tooge
04-22-2010, 02:11 PM
"you've been a very bad girl. Now go to my room"