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Rain Man
04-17-2010, 04:46 PM
Okay, the Chiefsplanet Smellympics is about to begin.

We have 140 candidates for the best smell in the world.* Note that many of the smells may be variants of other smells on the list, but I figured that if something is slightly different due to a different combination, I'll keep them both.

We'll run 14 Round 1 heats on a semi-daily schedule, and the smells that finish in the top half of each heat will move to Round 2 (70 smells). Same thing there to cut it to 35, again to get to 16, then to 8, 4, 2, and we'll crown a champion from there. In each round I'll randomly shuffle the candidates.

Each heat will stay up for a minimum of two days, including one weekday. (A lot will depend on my schedule, too.)

So put on your smelling hats and get to work. Poll forthcoming if you're downwind.










*Perfumes and colognes have been eliminated from the competition since they serve no other purpose. Edited from 141 to 140 since I had one smell double-listed.

Count Alex's Losses
04-17-2010, 04:54 PM
Arrowhead
Meat on a smoker
corn
wood chips after rainstorm
grilled burgers

This should be renamed the meat domination poll.

I'd bet anything Arrowhead wins this contest. It'll come down to Arrowhead and vagina.

Der Flöprer
04-17-2010, 04:55 PM
I hope pot made this list. It definitely should have.

Buck
04-17-2010, 04:56 PM
I hope pot made this list. It definitely should have.

Yeah, before it is smoked, it is one of the best smelling things in the world.

Sometimes I wish I could get nose implants of that smell.

Rain Man
04-17-2010, 05:00 PM
If it was suggested and does not emanate from rectal area, it will be on the list. Marijuana (sigh) is on the list both pre-smoked and in the smoking phase.

Der Flöprer
04-17-2010, 05:11 PM
If it was suggested and does not emanate from rectal area, it will be on the list. Marijuana (sigh) is on the list both pre-smoked and in the smoking phase.

That's all I needed to know. I have voted. :D

Reaper16
04-17-2010, 05:12 PM
Yeah, before it is smoked, it is one of the best smelling things in the world.

Sometimes I wish I could get nose implants of that smell.
I know a few India Pale Ales that smell like weed.

Der Flöprer
04-17-2010, 05:19 PM
I'm one of only two people that voted for Guava? What's wrong with you people?

alnorth
04-17-2010, 05:20 PM
I'm one of only two people that voted for Guava? What's wrong with you people?

it's a tough heat

Count Alex's Losses
04-17-2010, 05:21 PM
I'm one of only two people that voted for Guava? What's wrong with you people?

This is Chiefsplanet. Meat trumps everything but sex and football.

Der Flöprer
04-17-2010, 05:24 PM
This is Chiefsplanet. Meat trumps everything but sex and football.

LOL, my other 4 votes were the meats and the tailgating, and I've never even been to Arrowhead.

Oops, I voted for new car.

Baconeater
04-17-2010, 06:27 PM
Who in the hell thinks Play-Doh smells good? And 'new car' smell is a toxic combination of gases emanating from the plastics and vinyl used in the interior.

threebag02
04-17-2010, 06:46 PM
VagIna smells good but every now and then you run across one that's a little tainted.

Rain Man
04-17-2010, 06:48 PM
Bugeater's expose on new car smells had an impact. It's dropped out of the top five in the short time since that post.

BigMeatballDave
04-17-2010, 06:49 PM
Can I write in a vote for Vanilla?

allen_kcCard
04-17-2010, 06:54 PM
I'm one of only two people that voted for Guava? What's wrong with you people?

WTF is Guava?

allen_kcCard
04-17-2010, 06:55 PM
Can I write in a vote for Vanilla?

There will be more heats, Vanilla will have it's time in the spotlight.

Rain Man
04-17-2010, 07:41 PM
Wet grass and new car are in a battle to the death for the coveted #5 spot, with corn on the cob lurking behind.

BigMeatballDave
04-17-2010, 08:48 PM
WTF is Guava?A tropical fruit. I hear its freaking awesome. I've never had any.

alnorth
04-17-2010, 08:50 PM
Wet grass and new car are in a battle to the death for the coveted #5 spot, with corn on the cob lurking behind.

Come on Chiefsplanet. I know we like beef, but you should also eat your vegetables. Buttered Corn is a good one!