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Simply Red
04-22-2010, 12:06 PM
You know, to ease the pain from our selection?


Please don't disappoint me w/ a response like: 'Diet Cherry Dr. Pepper' or something...

TIA

-SR



whatcha havin'?!


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rockymtnchief
04-22-2010, 12:08 PM
Beltian White beer and maybe a shot of Quervo Gold for dessert.

notorious
04-22-2010, 12:08 PM
Piloi's pick.

L.A. Chieffan
04-22-2010, 12:08 PM
Dammit SR I wanna get high, not sprinkle this shit on my oaties

seclark
04-22-2010, 12:08 PM
leaving after work to drive to omaha and move my mother tomorrow. hopefully i can find a radio station that gives the draft info.

since i'm driving, i'll probably just have a Diet Cherry Dr. Pepper.
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Frosty
04-22-2010, 12:09 PM
Dry-aged ribeye.

Deberg_1990
04-22-2010, 12:11 PM
Diet Cherry Dr. Pepper

Simply Red
04-22-2010, 12:12 PM
Diet Cherry Dr. Pepper

nice, I hear that shit is good.

rockymtnchief
04-22-2010, 12:14 PM
leaving after work to drive to omaha and move my mother tomorrow. hopefully i can find a radio station that gives the draft info.

since i'm driving, i'll probably just have a Diet Cherry Dr. Pepper.
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I'll be on the road tomorrow so I'm having a buddy text me KC's picks.

BTW, Mr. Phone Man, I'm running DSL to the bar on their fax line so I can be online during the draft. It's good to be the Phone Man....some days.:D

Johnny Vegas
04-22-2010, 12:15 PM
chicken...
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RJ
04-22-2010, 12:15 PM
A vicodin with a Kroger brand sparkling water and lime chaser.

Simply Red
04-22-2010, 12:19 PM
A vicodin with a Kroger brand sparkling water and lime chaser.

Sounds perfect to me, I'll be by, we can take two each and mutually pump out some apricot chicken to your fam. ;)

seclark
04-22-2010, 12:19 PM
I'll be on the road tomorrow so I'm having a buddy text me KC's picks.

BTW, Mr. Phone Man, I'm running DSL to the bar on their fax line so I can be online during the draft. It's good to be the Phone Man....some days.:D

sweet...they never dispatch me to any bars. enjoy!
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threebag02
04-22-2010, 12:20 PM
What ever she brings me from the fridge OPENED.

tooge
04-22-2010, 12:21 PM
if its Okung, I'm gonna probably need some heroin. Anyone here got any heroin?

Extra Point
04-22-2010, 12:22 PM
Red Kool-Aid! It's worked for years!

Simply Red
04-22-2010, 12:32 PM
Red Kool-Aid! It's worked for years!

:clap:

HoneyBadger
04-22-2010, 12:33 PM
Vagina

FAX
04-22-2010, 12:39 PM
Morphine Sulfate and Chopin.

A heady brew, but probably necessary.

FAX

OnTheWarpath58
04-22-2010, 12:48 PM
Morphine Sulfate and Chopin.

A heady brew, but probably necessary.

FAX

Ill do without the former, but a premium vodka sounds good.

boogblaster
04-22-2010, 12:48 PM
Probably have to triple-up on me hydro/cod and wash them down with some Busch-lite ....

TrickyNicky
04-22-2010, 12:50 PM
Nothing. I'm going to brave this thing sober. HARDCORE!

FAX
04-22-2010, 12:52 PM
Ill do without the former, but a premium vodka sounds good.

You know, I'd never tried a potato vodka before but Chopin is really, really smooth. Just a small splash of Vermouth and a couple of olives and you're on your way up Martini Mountain. Interestingly, the trip back down is relatively painless, too.

Highly recommended.

FAX

Dicky McElephant
04-22-2010, 12:52 PM
Anger.

OnTheWarpath58
04-22-2010, 12:54 PM
You know, I'd never tried a potato vodka before but Chopin is really, really smooth. Just a small splash of Vermouth and a couple of olives and you're on your way up Martini Mountain. Interestingly, the trip back down is relatively painless, too.

Highly recommended.

FAX

It's our vodka of choice, Mr. FAX. Glad to hear you found it, and enjoy it.

KCUnited
04-22-2010, 12:54 PM
I plan to huff my own cum rag. I use a tube sock to wipe up.

Gadzooks
04-22-2010, 01:03 PM
if its Okung, I'm gonna probably need some heroin. Anyone here got any heroin?

I'll PM you...

Simply Red
04-22-2010, 01:09 PM
I plan to huff my own cum rag. I use a tube sock to wipe up.

Nice, let me know if you need any 'Adult streaming website' suggestions.

Dave Lane
04-22-2010, 01:12 PM
If they pick McClain I may need this....

CoMoChief
04-22-2010, 01:19 PM
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED

alanm
04-22-2010, 01:22 PM
This

Der Flöprer
04-22-2010, 01:27 PM
Pepsi Max FTW!!! I'm honestly thinking about partaking in a couple of Sierra 7's tonight.

Simply Red
04-22-2010, 01:32 PM
I'll PM you...

Thanks!

MOhillbilly
04-22-2010, 01:33 PM
Fried chicken, mashed taters, corn, biscuits & gravy and either busch light or evan williams.

All the bitches in my clan are gettin down on me for drinking whiskey.:mad:

Simply Red
04-22-2010, 01:45 PM
Fried chicken, mashed taters, corn, biscuits & gravy and either busch light or evan williams.

All the bitches in my clan are gettin down on me for drinking whiskey.:mad:

Yeah, Scotch used to make me lose my mind, well, so did enough beer, too. LOL

FAX
04-22-2010, 01:48 PM
Man. I really, really like the whole homemade fried chicken, mashed taters, corn, biscuits and gravy deal.

Send directions, Mr. MOhillbilly.

FAX

Detoxing
04-22-2010, 01:50 PM
Man. I really, really like the whole homemade fried chicken, mashed taters, corn, biscuits and gravy deal.

Send directions, Mr. MOhillbilly.

FAX

OMG....I haven't had a meal like that sense...fuck I cant even remember. I dont know how to make it well...and my GF only cooks Mexican food.

That would go PERFECT with the weed im smoking tonight.

keg in kc
04-22-2010, 01:56 PM
Diet Cherry Vanilla Dr. Pepper.

MOhillbilly
04-22-2010, 02:02 PM
Yeah, Scotch used to make me lose my mind, well, so did enough beer, too. LOL

It doesnt make me crazy. But they seem to think id be a better man without it. I can see the logic in some bitches arguments for once.

MOhillbilly
04-22-2010, 02:04 PM
OMG....I haven't had a meal like that sense...**** I cant even remember. I dont know how to make it well...and my GF only cooks Mexican food.

That would go PERFECT with the weed im smoking tonight.

really dude? once i get the chicken cut up it maybe takes me an hours worth of hustle to knock it out.

Johnny Vegas
04-22-2010, 02:10 PM
honestly I got my bong and some black kush...its gonna be mind numbing to watch.

crazycoffey
04-22-2010, 02:36 PM
I've been rotting potatoes in a bucket outside my tent for two weeks just getting ready for this day. Draft starts at 330am here.

Simply Red
04-22-2010, 02:40 PM
and no, i'm not drinking FWIW, somebody had asked. lol ...

Delano
04-22-2010, 02:43 PM
Twinsgettingslaughtered_Delanoistoo

Ketel One and tonic. One in three gets fancied up with a lime wedge.

Simply Red
04-22-2010, 03:12 PM
Twinsgettingslaughtered_Delanoistoo

Ketel One and tonic. One in three gets fancied up with a lime wedge.

"I'd go over 12 percent for that"

Rain Man
04-22-2010, 03:19 PM
I've got Dr. Pepper AND A&W root beer chilling in my fridge right now. It's a big day.

bishop_74
04-22-2010, 03:31 PM
Opiates...

angelo
04-22-2010, 03:49 PM
I plan on starting the evening with a Xanax and a Belvedere Martini at 5:30 central time.

We are starting with
a salad of
Lump Crab Cake with Wild Greens and Sherry Vinegar

I am roasting 2 rack of prime Colorado lamb, first of the season Morel Mushroom and Brie Cheese Polenta, French Beans with Caramelized Onions and My own Guincale.
Balmoral Syrah 2002

Dessert
Brown Butter and Vanilla Pound Cake
Strawberries, Hawaiian White Honey Ice Cream

If Pioli makes a bad pick I have this to play after wards.

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Ang

Simply Red
04-22-2010, 04:02 PM
I plan on starting the evening with a Xanax and a Belvedere Martini at 5:30 central time.

We are starting with
a salad of
Lump Crab Cake with Wild Greens and Sherry Vinegar

I am roasting 2 rack of prime Colorado lamb, first of the season Morel Mushroom and Brie Cheese Polenta, French Beans with Caramelized Onions and My own Guincale.
Balmoral Syrah 2002

Dessert
Brown Butter and Vanilla Pound Cake
Strawberries, Hawaiian White Honey Ice Cream

If Pioli makes a bad pick I have this to play after wards.

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Ang



Tasteful, do you pick your own morels? Here in ATL they go for about 15.99 a lb. My dad picks them this time of yr. just outside of Blue Springs, Morels are quite tasty, if done right.

evolve27
04-22-2010, 04:03 PM
Diet Cherry Dr. Pepper or something if we pick Bulaga, just so I can give disappointment some company.

drknockers
04-22-2010, 04:09 PM
gravy and some jizz hopefully that janitor isn't around

KurtCobain
04-22-2010, 04:10 PM
Life sucks.

angelo
04-22-2010, 04:13 PM
Tasteful, do you pick your own morels? Here in ATL they go for about 15.99 a lb. My dad picks them this time of yr. just outside of Blue Springs, Morels are quite tasty, if done right.

I have cousins who forage for me. It is there spring time supplemental income.

Ang

GoHuge
04-22-2010, 04:36 PM
My brother is having a Draft party with about ten of us and has an alcohol selection that would rival any bar. Crappie and morels for dinner. I've got Xanax, he's got a bunch of oxycodone, and have a buddy that can be called if anybody wants to go ayo for yayo. I took tomorrow off so I could be a real mess later on tonight!!!

TrickyNicky
04-22-2010, 04:37 PM
My brother is having a Draft party with about ten of us and has an alcohol selection that would rival any bar. Crappie and morels for dinner. I've got Xanax, he's got a bunch of oxycodone, and have a buddy that can be called if anybody wants to go ayo for yayo. I took tomorrow off so I could be a real mess later on tonight!!!

You should definitely post later tonight then.

Simply Red
04-22-2010, 04:59 PM
My brother is having a Draft party with about ten of us and has an alcohol selection that would rival any bar. Crappie and morels for dinner. I've got Xanax, he's got a bunch of oxycodone, and have a buddy that can be called if anybody wants to go ayo for yayo. I took tomorrow off so I could be a real mess later on tonight!!!

pls post while you're inebriated. We all usually just point and laugh. ;)

Detoxing
04-22-2010, 05:05 PM
I would like to change my previous selection of Weed to a 40 oz of MGD. Make that two 40oz of MGD. Ima need it if the Redskins take berry

listopencil
04-22-2010, 05:06 PM
I'm just hoping you guys fuck up worse than we do so I have someone to laugh at through my tears of pain and bitterness.

Sure-Oz
04-22-2010, 05:06 PM
Diet Cherry 7up with dragonberry

listopencil
04-22-2010, 05:08 PM
Oh- I have brandy, rum and tequila in the house. I can obtain substances much stronger than alcohol if necessary but it will depend on the pick.

Detoxing
04-22-2010, 05:08 PM
I'm just hoping you guys **** up worse than we do so I have someone to laugh at through my tears of pain and bitterness.

Dont hope for it. Plan for it

LetsSignRussell
04-22-2010, 05:10 PM
well since I never drank or smoke anything in my life. I'm going to settle with a mr pibb and 2 chili cheese dogs with bbq chips for dairy queen.

Gadzooks
04-22-2010, 05:12 PM
Oh- I have brandy, rum and tequila in the house. I can obtain substances much stronger than alcohol if necessary but it will depend on the pick.

What substance will be suitable for Maurkice Pouncey?

Simply Red
04-22-2010, 05:13 PM
I would like to change my previous selection of Weed to a 40 oz of MGD. Make that two 40oz of MGD. Ima need it if the Redskins take berry



*changed

Chiefs=Good
04-22-2010, 05:16 PM
Antifreeze...



probably already been said but im hungover

GoHuge
04-22-2010, 05:25 PM
You should definitely post later tonight then.Those damn Fortune 500 companies and their drug testing has really cramped my partying style. Have a Xanax script so there's that I can take, but have to leave the other stuff alone. I can handle myself with that and alcohol. Learned a long time ago to stay off the internet when drunk and especially no texting. That last one has got me in lots of trouble!

Simply Red
04-22-2010, 05:28 PM
Those damn Fortune 500 companies and their drug testing has really cramped my partying style. Have a Xanax script so there's that I can take, but have to leave the other stuff alone. I can handle myself with that and alcohol. Learned a long time ago to stay off the internet when drunk and especially no texting. That last one has got me in lots of trouble!

I've bought vicodin online via canadian pharmacy.

listopencil
04-22-2010, 05:39 PM
What substance will be suitable for Maurkice Pouncey?

I wouldn't mind Pouncey actually. #11 is probably a bit high for him though. Ideally we trade down, pick up a second rounder and get Pouncey.

So- Pouncey = brandy.

bevischief
04-22-2010, 06:06 PM
Tags.............

Hog Farmer
04-22-2010, 06:13 PM
I got 3 Keystones, A half gallon of Jim Beam and 4 bags of boar #466

wazu
04-22-2010, 06:18 PM
In the spirit of not making the "safe" pick, I am trying something new tonight: Boulevard's "Boss Tom's Golden Bock".

InChiefsHell
04-22-2010, 06:22 PM
Bourbon...because you can never go wrong with...bourbon...

Extra Point
04-22-2010, 06:27 PM
Well, the green was not bad. (After all, it's Earth Day.) Now to the fermented brown.

KC native
04-22-2010, 06:32 PM
Blue Dream..very tasty and very stony

http://www.marijuanareviews.com/post-pics/duplicity/duplicity-1-14-09-blue-dream-haze-002.JPG

KurtCobain
04-23-2010, 12:31 AM
Draft was so good, it was easy staying sober!

Tebow a donkey....ROFL....My high of the night.

sedated
04-23-2010, 12:32 AM
I don't want to start a thread about it, but I'm drunk because I just found out that a close friend of mine shot himself tonight.

Der Flöprer
04-23-2010, 12:35 AM
LMAO @ rice krispie anal gravy

Der Flöprer
04-23-2010, 12:35 AM
I don't want to start a thread about it, but I'm drunk because I just found out that a close friend of mine shot himself tonight.

Jesus. I'm sorry dude.

Chiefs=Good
04-23-2010, 12:37 AM
I don't want to start a thread about it, but I'm drunk because I just found out that a close friend of mine shot himself tonight.

sorry to hear that. hang in there :(

sedated
04-23-2010, 12:40 AM
I don't mean to bring the thread down or anything, just awake and can't get the sound of his brother telling me that "he is no longer with us" out of my head. 28 years old, great guy, always positive, such a confusing waste.

Simply Red
04-23-2010, 09:32 AM
Sorry Sedated! That's awful. What's the story there?


Oh and sorry about this thread Joey. Had I remembered, i'd never had started it. :(

KurtCobain
04-23-2010, 09:35 AM
Sorry Sedated! That's awful. What's the story there?


Oh and sorry about this thread Joey. Had I remembered, i'd never had started it. :(

You're a good guy. And apparently I'm a kitten fucker.

Sedated, that's awful. Try to hang in there man. Prayers are in the air.

Dave Lane
04-23-2010, 10:16 AM
I don't want to start a thread about it, but I'm drunk because I just found out that a close friend of mine shot himself tonight.

Broncos fan?





Couldn't help it sorry dude...