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AustinChief
04-25-2010, 07:58 PM
http://www.nzherald.co.nz/technology/news/article.cfm?c_id=5&objectid=10640968

http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=116336578385346

"Many women who do not dress modestly ... lead young men astray, corrupt their chastity and spread adultery in society, which (consequently) increases earthquakes," Hojatoleslam Kazem Sedighi was quoted as saying by Iranian media. Sedighi is Tehran's acting Friday prayer leader.

I have a modest proposal.

Sedighi claims that not dressing modestly causes earthquakes. If so, we should be able to test this claim scientifically. You all remember the homeopathy overdose?

Time for a Boobqauke.

On Monday, April 26th, I will wear the most cleavage-showing shirt I own. Yes, the one usually reserved for a night on the town. I encourage other female skeptics to join me and embrace the supposed supernatural power of their breasts. Or short shorts, if that's your preferred form of immodesty. With the power of our scandalous bodies combined, we should surely produce an earthquake. If not, I'm sure Sedighi can come up with a rational explanation for why the ground didn't rumble. And if we really get through to him, maybe it'll be one involving plate tectonics.

So, who's with me? I may be a D cup, but that will probably only produce a slight tremor on its own. If you'll be joining me on twitter, use the tag #boobquake!

Mr. Flopnuts
04-25-2010, 08:00 PM
What a fucking birthday present!!! Yaaay boobs!

Rain Man
04-25-2010, 08:05 PM
This will definitely be one of the Top Ten Greatest Moments of Science. And it actually has produced a boost in my opinion of religion as well. Win-win.

BigOlChiefsfan
04-25-2010, 08:21 PM
Awrite!! Ta-Ta's Til Tuesday!

luv
04-25-2010, 08:30 PM
I have just the top.

Sandyskc
04-25-2010, 08:30 PM
I've already picked out my top for the day. LOL

SLAG
04-25-2010, 08:31 PM
dudes..

Check out the facebook fan page

you wont be disappoint

http://www.facebook.com/pages/Boobquake/115608248460905

Sandyskc
04-25-2010, 08:32 PM
Mr. Sandyskc says it is Mammary Monday!

big nasty kcnut
04-25-2010, 08:36 PM
I approve this message.

Stinger
04-25-2010, 08:43 PM
Finally something we can all get behind ... er .... in front of ..... er .... a cause we can all grasp on to.... er well ........... Yeah Boobies!!!!!!!!!!

teedubya
04-25-2010, 08:45 PM
This is something I can get behind, er in front of...

teedubya
04-25-2010, 08:45 PM
Finally something we can all get behind ... er .... in front of ..... er .... a cause we can all grasp on to.... er well ........... Yeah Boobies!!!!!!!!!!

A goocher.

teedubya
04-25-2010, 08:46 PM
If there is a massive earthquake in Pakistan tomorrow, I will literally shit myself.

luv
04-25-2010, 08:49 PM
If there is a massive earthquake in Pakistan tomorrow, I will literally shit myself.

I'd better not wear my revealing top then. I'd hate to be responsible for an earthquake or you shitting your pants.

Rain Man
04-25-2010, 08:51 PM
I have just the top.

Whoa. No pants at all? Bold, but scientific.

Pawnmower
04-25-2010, 08:51 PM
Contributing a picture of RustShack I dug up on the intranet

(hairy man boobs pic removed by me because I can... -Austinchief)

teedubya
04-25-2010, 08:53 PM
I'm pretty sure that Pawnmover violated some rule or something... I'd ban him and his hairy man moobs.

AustinChief
04-25-2010, 09:39 PM
Spread the word!

wazu
04-25-2010, 09:49 PM
dudes..

Check out the facebook fan page

you wont be disappoint

http://www.facebook.com/pages/Boobquake/115608248460905

Wow. Probably should mention NSFW!

BigRedChief
04-25-2010, 09:51 PM
Helluva an idea.

AustinChief
04-26-2010, 03:27 AM
get the word out!

Hog Farmer
04-26-2010, 03:59 AM
I'd better not wear my revealing top then. I'd hate to be responsible for an earthquake or you shitting your pants.


Please keep you're shirt on, we're trying to enjoy this !

KCFANinNC
04-26-2010, 08:50 AM
this thread is worthless without pics

Mr. Laz
04-26-2010, 09:02 AM
:clap:

Rain Man
04-26-2010, 09:20 AM
The other nice part about this is that if you're going to have an earthquake, it's better to have it when women are showing cleavage. More visual interest.

Sofa King
04-26-2010, 09:31 AM
Best....Day.....Ever...

Old Dog
04-26-2010, 01:20 PM
I have just the top.

Worthless without pics

DaFace
04-26-2010, 01:23 PM
Ruh roh.

http://www.foxnews.com/world/2010/04/25/major-earthquake-hits-taiwan-coast/

Pestilence
04-26-2010, 01:28 PM
Ruh roh.

http://www.foxnews.com/world/2010/04/25/major-earthquake-hits-taiwan-coast/

OH NOEZ!!!!!1!1!1!!

Sofa King
04-26-2010, 01:49 PM
Ruh roh.

http://www.foxnews.com/world/2010/04/25/major-earthquake-hits-taiwan-coast/

THATS IT!

Perhaps we should send Pam Anderson to Iraq instead of soldiers... she has huge cans and she's past her prime anyways...

sending her to Iraq would eliminate 2 problems... 1. Iraq 2. Pam Anderson and her dumbass PETA adds and attention whoring..

Rain Man
04-26-2010, 05:30 PM
Ruh roh.

http://www.foxnews.com/world/2010/04/25/major-earthquake-hits-taiwan-coast/

Wait a minute, wait a minute. Let's be scientific about this.

Looking at the Facebook page, I don't see many women on there who look Taiwanese. They're mostly American.

So if American women dressed provocatively and we didn't have an earthquake, and Taiwanese women dressed normally and had one, doesn't that mean that exposed female flesh means fewer earthquakes?

bevischief
04-26-2010, 07:16 PM
Wait a minute, wait a minute. Let's be scientific about this.

Looking at the Facebook page, I don't see many women on there who look Taiwanese. They're mostly American.

So if American women dressed provocatively and we didn't have an earthquake, and Taiwanese women dressed normally and had one, doesn't that mean that exposed female flesh means fewer earthquakes?

Just in this country...