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luv
05-05-2010, 10:35 PM
...this August will be CP's 10 anniversary?

...this Sunday is Mother's Day?


Feel free to add your own.

LetsSignRussell
05-05-2010, 10:36 PM
July 4th will be the 4th of July

Scott Pioli
05-05-2010, 10:38 PM
I draft Pro bowl QB's in the 6th round.

teedubya
05-05-2010, 11:03 PM
That Earth is would fit in Jupiter 1,027 times.

KChiefs1
05-05-2010, 11:11 PM
Texas-San Antonio is not yet fielding an actual football team, but Kansas State has already added them to the schedule.

Not kidding.

Baconeater
05-05-2010, 11:12 PM
I will turn 42 on an unspecified day this month.
Sept 9th will be my 5th anniversary here.

Guru
05-05-2010, 11:14 PM
I have three celebrations in June. Father's Day, Birthday, and Anniversary.

Rudy lost the toss
05-05-2010, 11:17 PM
....it's my 7th year on the planet

dup
dup
dup

KCwolf
05-05-2010, 11:22 PM
...while it's lyrics are mind boggling....."I am the Walrus" is a damn good song.
Kuku ka choo

DaKCMan AP
05-05-2010, 11:33 PM
...DaKCMan AP is Awesome.

T-post Tom
05-05-2010, 11:44 PM
Friday is National SwampAss Day.

KcMizzou
05-05-2010, 11:48 PM
...DaKCMan AP is...

A cheap ripoff of Barney Stinson?

Direckshun
05-06-2010, 12:00 AM
...that you can fit more sperm on a spoon than you have hairs on your head.

I'm pretty sure that's true.

Scott Pioli
05-06-2010, 12:01 AM
I also draft better than Direckshun.

Direckshun
05-06-2010, 12:08 AM
I also draft better than Direckshun.

Blasphemy. I could've gotten this team Berry, Clausen, and Cody with our first three picks.

Scott Pioli
05-06-2010, 12:11 AM
Blasphemy. I could've gotten this team Berry, Clausen, and Cody with our first three picks.

I rest my case. I drafted 3 play makers for this team, while you propose the obvious pick at 5, along with Jimmy McDouche for QB (umm, we already have an all world quarterback dummy) and the poster child for Overeater's Anonymous. Don't quit your day job pal.

Scott Pioli
05-06-2010, 12:13 AM
All I'm trying to point out is I got Ed Reed, Dante Hall, and Devin Hester while you want Ed Reed, Todd Blackledge, and Ryan Sims.

Me > You

Don't take it personal. I am the executive of the decade.

Chocolate Hog
05-06-2010, 03:27 AM
I stand up to wipe my ass

Buck
05-06-2010, 03:30 AM
I knew all of this shit already.

big nasty kcnut
05-06-2010, 03:44 AM
That i am a fucking good looking man. Also i'll will fucking kill anyone that fuck with most anybody here on chiefsplanet.

salame
05-06-2010, 04:25 AM
I stand up to wipe my ass

hey me too

ChiefGator
05-06-2010, 05:49 AM
...that you can fit more sperm on a spoon than you have hairs on your head.

I'm pretty sure that's true.

Confirmed.

Mr_Tomahawk
05-06-2010, 06:01 AM
I present my thesis in about 3 hours in front of my department faculty and field professionals...

Hope I don't throw-up on myself in the middle of my presentation.

DaKCMan AP
05-06-2010, 06:20 AM
A cheap ripoff of Barney Stinson?

DaKCMan has been Awesome long before 2005 and is not a character played by Neil Patrick Harris.

DaKCMan AP
05-06-2010, 06:21 AM
I knew all of this shit already.

Of course you did. Everyone is aware of DaKCMan AP's Awesomeness.

DaKCMan AP
05-06-2010, 06:22 AM
I present my thesis in about 3 hours in front of my department faculty and field professionals...

Hope I don't throw-up on myself in the middle of my presentation.

Just channel your inner-DaKCMan AP and you'll do Awesome. :thumb:

BigMeatballDave
05-06-2010, 06:42 AM
I stand up to wipe my assCool, so do I...

Over-Head
05-06-2010, 07:18 AM
July 1 is Canada Day PBJ PBJ

Rausch
05-06-2010, 07:22 AM
That Earth is would fit in Jupiter 1,027 times.

It would the whole thing...

Bwana
05-06-2010, 07:22 AM
July 1 is Canada Day PBJ PBJ

What exactly do you boys do up there on Canada Day? :hmmm:

Bwana
05-06-2010, 07:24 AM
It's snowing like it's going out of style here today.

Dear Mother Nature: 4321 you nasty bitch.

luv
05-06-2010, 07:38 AM
I present my thesis in about 3 hours in front of my department faculty and field professionals...

Hope I don't throw-up on myself in the middle of my presentation.

Good luck!

Jilly
05-06-2010, 10:24 AM
I'm a mess. Seriously.

That being said, Sunday is also perhaps the day the one of the biggest life changers might happen for me.

Mr. Flopnuts
05-06-2010, 10:27 AM
It's snowing like it's going out of style here today.

Dear Mother Nature: 4321 you nasty bitch.

Enjoy the May skiing.

Cordially,

Al Gore

Pestilence
05-06-2010, 10:27 AM
Enjoy the May skiing.

Cordially,

Al Gore

Watch out for those trees.

Regretfully,

Sonny Bono

RedNFeisty
05-06-2010, 10:30 AM
May is my one year anniversary of being single.

RedNFeisty
05-06-2010, 10:32 AM
I'm a mess. Seriously.

That being said, Sunday is also perhaps the day the one of the biggest life changers might happen for me.

Hope it is a good life changing event.

Pestilence
05-06-2010, 10:32 AM
I'm double jointed.

Jilly
05-06-2010, 10:32 AM
I'm double jointed.

on all your joints, or just the one?

Jilly
05-06-2010, 10:33 AM
Hope it is a good life changing event.

It is good, scary, but good!

Rausch
05-06-2010, 10:33 AM
Hope it is a good life changing event.

Me too.

Odds are though she's just getting hot flashes...:evil:

Pestilence
05-06-2010, 10:33 AM
on all your joints, or just the one?

On all of the joints of my hands.

ChiTown
05-06-2010, 10:34 AM
I'm a mess. Seriously.

That being said, Sunday is also perhaps the day the one of the biggest life changers might happen for me.

Wow. That sounds mysterious and amazing. Good luck?

Short Leash Hootie
05-06-2010, 10:34 AM
this Sunday MAY be mother's day...but next Tuesday is my 25th birthday!

Short Leash Hootie
05-06-2010, 10:34 AM
(and I was born on Mother's Day in 1985...literally the worst thing that has ever happened to my mother...)

RedNFeisty
05-06-2010, 10:35 AM
It is good, scary, but good!

Scary is good, it shows you how strong or weak you are!!

ChiTown
05-06-2010, 10:35 AM
this Sunday MAY be mother's day...but next Tuesday is my 25th birthday!

Wow, 25? Really? Congrats.

It's all right in front of you. Don't fuck it up.......

Mr. Flopnuts
05-06-2010, 10:36 AM
My cock is ambidextrous.

RedNFeisty
05-06-2010, 10:36 AM
Me too.

Odds are though she's just getting hot flashes...:evil:

ROFL That happens once a month!

RedNFeisty
05-06-2010, 10:36 AM
My cock is ambidextrous.

In your dreams!!

Rausch
05-06-2010, 10:36 AM
this Sunday MAY be mother's day...but next Tuesday is my 25th birthday!

N00b...

Short Leash Hootie
05-06-2010, 10:37 AM
Wow, 25? Really? Congrats.

It's all right in front of you. Don't **** it up.......

easier said than done...for me at least

Mr. Flopnuts
05-06-2010, 10:37 AM
In your dreams!!

No, I'm serious. You know how guys can make it go up and down? I can make mine do complete circles.

ChiTown
05-06-2010, 10:39 AM
My cock is ambidextrous.

http://scrapetv.com/News/News%20Pages/usa/images-3/rooster.jpg

Jilly
05-06-2010, 10:41 AM
On all of the joints of my hands.

I was not expecting that as an answer, good work.

Jilly
05-06-2010, 10:42 AM
Wow. That sounds mysterious and amazing. Good luck?

thanks!

Pestilence
05-06-2010, 10:43 AM
Oh....and I can take my pointer finger and bend it all the way back and touch the top of my hand with it. Well...I used to when I was younger.....now I can get it to about an inch from the top of my hand.

RedNFeisty
05-06-2010, 10:43 AM
No, I'm serious. You know how guys can make it go up and down? I can make mine do complete circles.

I am not going to comment on that one!

RedNFeisty
05-06-2010, 10:44 AM
easier said than done...for me at least

Then take your time and work hard!! Happy early Birthday!

Mr. Flopnuts
05-06-2010, 10:46 AM
I am not going to comment on that one!

Maynard from Tool was so impressed by it that he started a new band and named it after my cock talent.

Jilly
05-06-2010, 10:46 AM
Oh....and I can take my pointer finger and bend it all the way back and touch the top of my hand with it. Well...I used to when I was younger.....now I can get it to about an inch from the top of my hand.

how useful is this in your life?

Jilly
05-06-2010, 10:47 AM
I am not going to comment on that one!

me either. I can't for the life of me, figure out how that would ever be a useful thing.

Rausch
05-06-2010, 10:47 AM
how useful is this in your life?

We don't want to know...

Pestilence
05-06-2010, 10:48 AM
Maynard from Tool was so impressed by it that he started a new band and named it after my cock talent.

A Perfect Circle rep. :clap:

Jilly
05-06-2010, 10:48 AM
We don't want to know...

No. I totally want to know.

Pestilence
05-06-2010, 10:48 AM
how useful is this in your life?

It's a great bar trick......and it can gross the shit out of some people. Soooooo......not really useful.

ChiTown
05-06-2010, 10:48 AM
me either. I can't for the life of me, figure out how that would ever be a useful thing.

The Circus is ALWAYS looking for a new act..........

Rausch
05-06-2010, 10:48 AM
A Perfect Circle rep. :clap:

Yeah, he had to work for that one...:D

Mr. Flopnuts
05-06-2010, 10:49 AM
A Perfect Circle rep. :clap:

:shrug: It's not like I killed someone.

Jilly
05-06-2010, 10:50 AM
It's a great bar trick......and it can gross the shit out of some people. Soooooo......not really useful.

again, not the answer I expected.

boogblaster
05-06-2010, 10:50 AM
Longfellows revenge ...

Dave Lane
05-06-2010, 10:50 AM
I'm a mess. Seriously.

That being said, Sunday is also perhaps the day the one of the biggest life changers might happen for me.

How so?

Pestilence
05-06-2010, 10:50 AM
:shrug: It's not like I killed someone.

Dude.....if you like them....check out Ashes Divide. I'm sure you've already heard of them though.

Pestilence
05-06-2010, 10:51 AM
again, not the answer I expected.

What were you expecting? :eek:

Mr. Flopnuts
05-06-2010, 10:52 AM
Dude.....if you like them....check out Ashes Divide. I'm sure you've already heard of them though.

I haven't. I'll definitely check it out. Outside of Rush, Tool and APC are my favorite bands.

Pestilence
05-06-2010, 10:54 AM
I haven't. I'll definitely check it out. Outside of Rush, Tool and APC are my favorite bands.

Ashes Divide was created by Billy Howerdel from A Perfect Circle. I didn't hear about them until I found out that my wife's friend's brother plays drums for them on tour.

They sound a LOT like APC.

Pestilence
05-06-2010, 10:55 AM
...my wife and I got married on her birthday. Some say that I screwed myself over on that one....but it's easy as fuck to remember our anniversary that way.

Jilly
05-06-2010, 10:58 AM
What were you expecting? :eek:

I'm not sure. But I'm the girl around here and my mind immediately went to sex, I just figured your answer would have to do with that. Isn't that the answer to most things?

Pestilence
05-06-2010, 11:00 AM
I'm not sure. But I'm the girl around here and my mind immediately went to sex, I just figured your answer would have to do with that. Isn't that the answer to most things?

Maybe the whole double jointed thing.....but bending my finger back? That'd be a little too freaky. :D

teedubya
05-07-2010, 09:01 PM
My cock is ambidextrous.

Wait. It swings both ways?

RedNFeisty
05-07-2010, 09:44 PM
me either. I can't for the life of me, figure out how that would ever be a useful thing.

FN could pull it out at bars, just to freak the girls out like Pestilence did with his double joints??

el borracho
05-07-2010, 11:28 PM
It is good, scary, but good!

Did Gabriel appear and inform you that you would soon deliver Tebow's son to the world?

Mr. Flopnuts
05-07-2010, 11:42 PM
Wait. It swings both ways?

LMAO Walked right into that one. Rep.

Frazod
05-07-2010, 11:57 PM
...my wife and I got married on her birthday. Some say that I screwed myself over on that one....but it's easy as fuck to remember our anniversary that way.

My birthday is June 23, and the year the wife and I got married it fell on a Saturday. We wanted a Saturday in June, and she asked if I wanted to get married on my birthday.

To which I said "Yeah, right, I want to have to buy YOU a present on MY birthday for the rest of my life. Fuck that."

We got married on June 30. :D

big nasty kcnut
05-08-2010, 12:41 AM
I'm ambidextrous and half mexican and anglo. I'm like the real life two face.

KcMizzou
05-08-2010, 12:45 AM
I'm ambidextrous and half mexican and anglo. I'm like the real life two face.'Nut, you've got all kinds of crazy skills. I wouldn't be surprised if you were amphibious too.

big nasty kcnut
05-08-2010, 01:47 AM
KcMizzou no i'm not auqaman.

KcMizzou
05-08-2010, 02:06 AM
KcMizzou no i'm not auqaman.Damnit. I just lost a bet.

:D

milkman
05-08-2010, 07:50 AM
...DaKCMan AP is Awesome.

You mean an awsome dumbass.

JFC, this shit is getting old.

I don't even know what the hell you add to anything.

Just shut the fuck up already.