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InChiefsHell
05-06-2010, 08:42 AM
Did he visit or not? I was out of it this last weekend but I didn't see anything on this...what's the deal?

Farzin
05-06-2010, 08:44 AM
He did not visit.

booyaf2
05-06-2010, 08:44 AM
I believe the rumor is now that he made a sex tape with Kendra Wilkenson then started his own salsa making company. Thats the last I'd heard anyway.

jAZ
05-06-2010, 08:46 AM
He didn't sign anywhere yet, did he? So much for the Gold Rush in Henderson.

InChiefsHell
05-06-2010, 08:48 AM
Weird. It was all the talk last week and then...nothin'...

ChiefGator
05-06-2010, 08:50 AM
Didn't I hear something about a tumor on his spine?

Hog Farmer
05-06-2010, 08:50 AM
He was suspended by the commisioner because of erectile disfunction.

Ralphy Boy
05-06-2010, 09:07 AM
Didn't I hear something about a tumor on his spine?

That is the tumor rumor.

Christofire
05-06-2010, 09:08 AM
ISS NOTTA TOO-MAH!!

/Arnold Schwarzenegger

Sofa King
05-06-2010, 09:08 AM
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Sofa King
05-06-2010, 09:09 AM
ISS NOTTA TOO-MAH!!

/Arnold Schwarzenegger

:cuss::cuss::cuss::cuss::cuss::cuss::cuss::cuss:

cookster50
05-06-2010, 09:09 AM
He was interviewed on a local radio show, so the Chiefs cancelled the trip. - Whitlock

Christofire
05-06-2010, 09:14 AM
:cuss::cuss::cuss::cuss::cuss::cuss::cuss::cuss:

Snuck in under the wire! Woo-hoo! :)

chiefforlife
05-06-2010, 09:18 AM
Even more strange is that he hasnt visited anyone, he isnt even being mentioned anywhere.

Deberg_1990
05-06-2010, 09:18 AM
I heard hes addicted to sex.

ChiTown
05-06-2010, 09:22 AM
I heard hes addicted to sex tapes.

fyp

rockymtnchief
05-06-2010, 09:24 AM
He died while playing a pick up soccer game. They even yellow carded him for it!

Sure-Oz
05-06-2010, 09:25 AM
He fell off the face of the earth, no one has even brought him in for a visit. strange

Crush
05-06-2010, 09:45 AM
He is currently deciding on a new avatar.

siberian khatru
05-06-2010, 09:56 AM
He got caught up in an Internet debate over what qualifies as prog rock.

Detoxing
05-06-2010, 09:58 AM
He's busy boycotting over the new immigration law in AZ

tomahawk kid
05-06-2010, 10:03 AM
He and Chuck Norris are currently plugging the Gulf oil leak...with their fists..........

eazyb81
05-06-2010, 10:23 AM
He's moving to the Big Ten with Mizzou and Nebraska.

boogblaster
05-06-2010, 11:04 AM
He went to Florida and was kidnapped and raped ....

ChiefaRoo
05-06-2010, 11:05 AM
He's on tv now lobbing molotov cocktails at the Greek Parliment.

gblowfish
05-06-2010, 11:08 AM
He was arrested for stuffing this eel up a drunk Chinese Guy's Ass...

MVChiefFan
05-06-2010, 11:08 AM
He's filing false rape reports against Lawrence Taylor.

Frazod
05-06-2010, 11:10 AM
He's playing golf with Hugh Douglas.

BossChief
05-06-2010, 11:15 AM
Haley told him he had to gain weight to play for KC.

Sofa King
05-06-2010, 11:15 AM
He's trapped in the mini-tsunami with FAX.

BossChief
05-06-2010, 11:17 AM
He heard that CoMo wanted him to play in KC...so he turned around and decided to weigh his options.

Pioli Zombie
05-06-2010, 11:19 AM
He was last seen at a Jewish Synagogue in Overland Park dressed as a woman and asking people if they had seen his Cunt.

Mr. Plow
05-06-2010, 11:21 AM
He got caught up in the sex talk with his 11 year old son. It's not going very well, but hopes that he can turn it around.

CoMoChief
05-06-2010, 11:22 AM
There's a huge thread on this.

Sadly, it's full of bullshit and arguments that have nothing to do with the thread topic.

Gotta love Chiefsplanet.

Christofire
05-06-2010, 11:23 AM
He was busy filming parodies of that Lady Gaga/Beyonce video.

Sofa King
05-06-2010, 11:23 AM
There's a huge thread on this.

Sadly, it's full of bullshit and arguments that have nothing to do with the thread topic.

Gotta love Chiefsplanet.

He's still reading that thread trying to figure out what he should do.

Mr. Laz
05-06-2010, 11:38 AM
i haven't heard of Henderson visiting anywhere

i wonder if he just said he was visiting KC to try and drum up some interest

MVChiefFan
05-06-2010, 11:47 AM
On a serious note, I heard 610 talking about him some more this morning and I wondered if there was something else going on. I guess not, he seems to have a lot on his plate.

kysirsoze
05-06-2010, 11:51 AM
He is CP work/service directory.

PhillyChiefFan
05-06-2010, 11:55 AM
I got suspended for wearing an American flag tshirt on Cinco de Mayo

PhillyChiefFan
05-06-2010, 11:56 AM
I got suspended for wearing an American flag tshirt on Cinco de Mayo

I believe Mark Sanchez cried foul.

Simply Red
05-06-2010, 12:01 PM
I heard hes addicted to sex.

ROFL

Demonpenz
05-06-2010, 12:21 PM
He came into town selling salsa

Rausch
05-06-2010, 12:23 PM
NEIN!

cabletech94
05-06-2010, 01:11 PM
He asked for advice from CP on buying kindle accesories......
















.....still waiting for a response.

HoneyBadger
05-06-2010, 01:29 PM
He is too busy creating an eHarmony profile.

Hog Farmer
05-06-2010, 01:33 PM
He heard we drafted midgets and decided he might not fit in.

the Talking Can
05-06-2010, 01:36 PM
he's suing steve jobs for stealing webkit from austinchief...

Chief Faithful
05-06-2010, 01:40 PM
I heard he joined John Goodman.

Sofa King
05-06-2010, 02:08 PM
he's waiting for WPI to break the story.

Crush
05-06-2010, 02:14 PM
He let some guy win a golf tournament.

Crush
05-06-2010, 02:16 PM
He is currently in the fetal position, because he bet his entire fortune on the Hawks winning the series.

Crush
05-06-2010, 02:16 PM
He is inciting riots in Greece.

Crush
05-06-2010, 02:17 PM
He is currently post-whoring with poor quality posts.

Zeke
05-06-2010, 02:28 PM
He's busy looking for Gaz.

Sofa King
05-06-2010, 02:29 PM
He LeFT Forev3r!!1!!

HotRoute
05-06-2010, 02:50 PM
i thought i heard somewhere that he was scheduling a visit with the eagles. . . .

crazycoffey
05-06-2010, 03:14 PM
Russia is sending a warship to save him....

Detoxing
05-06-2010, 03:16 PM
The market for his services has crashed now that JaMarcus Russel is available.

rtmike
05-06-2010, 04:21 PM
Realtor friend told me he's looking at houses in Overland Park.

beach tribe
05-06-2010, 04:23 PM
I heard hes addicted to sex.

With the guy who used to slap him in the face in Jax.

"Prime time WHAT?!!

Crush
05-06-2010, 04:23 PM
A Russian Governor said that Henderson was abducted by aliens.

Crush
05-06-2010, 04:24 PM
JaMarcus Fatass ate him.

Pants
05-06-2010, 04:27 PM
He just got back from Afghanistan after shooting two Taliban dudes from 1.5miles away. He said the conditions were ideal, otherwise he might have missed one or both of them.

BigMeatballDave
05-06-2010, 04:29 PM
What's weird is when NFLN talks about available FA, they don't even mention him. Wtf?

Sanka
05-06-2010, 04:31 PM
He was last seen attending John Goodman's funeral.

keg in kc
05-06-2010, 04:38 PM
Curry and Tebow are battling for his soul, while Sanchez watches from above.

Detoxing
05-06-2010, 04:40 PM
He got his ass kicked in a qualifying match vs Dragonzord. Now Dragonzord and Godzilla will battle it out for supremacy.

Ralphy Boy
05-06-2010, 04:41 PM
He was last seen taking a girl to meet Lawrence Taylor.

Zeke
05-06-2010, 04:42 PM
After being compared to Fidel Castro, he needed to take out some frustration. So he chartered a Russian tanker to the East African Coast. After sticking some eel up the punk pirate asses, he went out for a night on the town with Lawrence Taylor. He didn't realize that Kendra was still considered underage, so now he's being sued over their video which was shot by a Patriots intern. Rumors have it he caused the stock market to crash, so he's now hanging with some Russian Governor that he rented a boat from in an undisclosed location to avoid Milton Bradley's wrath over picking a goddamn safety in the top 5.

Jawshco
05-06-2010, 04:42 PM
:thumb: He and Chuck Norris are currently plugging the Gulf oil leak...with their fists..........

Nicely done!

Dylan
05-06-2010, 04:43 PM
Where did he go?

Dylan
05-06-2010, 05:04 PM
i didn't know that tom coughlin drafted john henderson ninth overall in the 2002 draft?



-- ya'll were keeping it a secret? :D

Short Leash Hootie
05-06-2010, 05:05 PM
i thought i heard somewhere that he was scheduling a visit with the eagles. . . .

neg rep

Dylan
05-06-2010, 05:08 PM
i thought i heard somewhere that he was scheduling a visit with the eagles. . . .

:facepalm:

keg in kc
05-06-2010, 05:21 PM
He and Chuck Norris are currently plugging the Gulf oil leak...with their fists..........I guess Mike Peterson's penis wasn't available.

Detoxing
05-06-2010, 05:23 PM
I guess Lawrence Taylor's penis wasn't available.

FYP

Hog Farmer
05-06-2010, 05:23 PM
After being compared to Fidel Castro, he needed to take out some frustration. So he chartered a Russian tanker to the East African Coast. After sticking some eel up the punk pirate asses, he went out for a night on the town with Lawrence Taylor. He didn't realize that Kendra was still considered underage, so now he's being sued over their video which was shot by a Patriots intern. Rumors have it he caused the stock market to crash, so he's now hanging with some Russian Governor that he rented a boat from in an undisclosed location to avoid Milton Bradley's wrath over picking a goddamn safety in the top 5.


Not bad for a n00b

Pioli Zombie
05-06-2010, 05:45 PM
Kirstie Alley ate him.

LaChapelle
05-06-2010, 06:08 PM
He's stalking GoChiefs for a compilation video

cdcox
05-06-2010, 06:15 PM
I found him. He's here waiting for his take out too.

jbwm89
05-06-2010, 06:23 PM
What is going on with Page have we resigned him?

the Talking Can
05-06-2010, 06:25 PM
What is going on with Page have we resigned him?

way to drop the ball

ChiefaRoo
05-06-2010, 06:53 PM
What is going on with Page have we resigned him?

FAIL

jbwm89
05-06-2010, 07:34 PM
I didn't know and I didn't feel like looking god forgive me

ForeverChiefs58
05-06-2010, 07:59 PM
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InChiefsHell
05-06-2010, 08:15 PM
God, I love the Planet. 6 pages of hilarity and not one fucking answer to the question. BRAVO!! I would REP the whole thing... :D

BossChief
05-06-2010, 09:50 PM
I didn't know and I didn't feel like looking god forgive me
:facepalm:


HEY DANE, is this the guy that scored a 6 on the ACTs in your school?

milkman
05-06-2010, 09:54 PM
Henderson decided to cancel his visit when he learned that Tim Krumrie was no longer the line coach.

He was hoping to work with the best known slapper in the business.

BossChief
05-06-2010, 09:56 PM
Hes on his way to Oakland to play quarterback

ForeverChiefs58
05-06-2010, 10:21 PM
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51ldCQfoLxL._SS500_.jpg

crazycoffey
05-07-2010, 12:21 AM
We already signed him, but you know how secretive the new chiefs are.....

jbwm89
05-07-2010, 01:37 AM
:facepalm:


HEY DANE, is this the guy that scored a 6 on the ACTs in your school?

I think you get like a 12 for attempting the act

salame
05-07-2010, 03:16 AM
http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/small/0807/suntan-sun-tan-can-look-gay-stupid-and-more-oxford-lol-best-demotivational-poster-1216919312.jpg

Sofa King
05-07-2010, 08:24 AM
He rented a 2008 RV and is now touring nearly 12 campsites around the US..

raybec 4
05-07-2010, 09:11 AM
He's waiting for permission to use the bathroom at Arrowhead.

Sofa King
05-07-2010, 09:21 AM
He's watching the Chiefs/Broncos season finale.

Coogs
05-07-2010, 09:32 AM
He's watching the Chiefs/Broncos season finale.

A wise man indeed!

Crush
05-07-2010, 09:39 AM
God, I love the Planet. 6 pages of hilarity and not one fucking answer to the question. BRAVO!! I would REP the whole thing... :D


My bad, I forgot the question.

Crush
05-07-2010, 09:42 AM
He is currently taking the ACT.


Yes, I know this is a repost, but I am running out of jokes.

Sofa King
05-07-2010, 11:13 AM
He recently had a sex change and changed his name to Chastity

Detoxing
05-07-2010, 11:17 AM
He was kicked off the plane to KC because he refused to turn off his Ipod.

DaKCMan AP
05-07-2010, 11:24 AM
He's working on becoming Awesome, like DaKCMan AP.

Crush
05-07-2010, 11:26 AM
He is currently explaining his gay childhood on some religious show.

the Talking Can
05-07-2010, 12:23 PM
he's negotiating a coalition government with the Labor party in Britain right now...

the Talking Can
05-07-2010, 12:24 PM
he's busy editing Nick Athan's articles because gochiefs can't....

Chiefs Rool
05-07-2010, 12:24 PM
it was pretty annoying that he didn't visit

Zeke
05-07-2010, 12:37 PM
it was pretty annoying that he didn't visit

If you had read this thread, you'd realize he's been rather busy.

Sofa King
05-07-2010, 01:27 PM
If you had read this thread, you'd realize he's been rather busy.

haha

DaKCMan AP
05-07-2010, 01:49 PM
If you had read this thread, you'd realize he's been rather busy.

Yeah, being Awesome isn't easy.

Crush
05-07-2010, 02:03 PM
He is currently sniffing coke off of a Brazilian model's ass.
Posted via Mobile Device

Detoxing
05-07-2010, 02:35 PM
He's in KC!!!!

But no one can tell because he's wearing a gringo mask.

Pants
05-07-2010, 04:46 PM
He got called up for jury duty.

Detoxing
05-07-2010, 04:51 PM
He got arrested for aggravated battery because some punk ass kid was making fun of his dick. He proceeded to beat the kid down with what was thought to be a black baton, but turned out to be his penis.

Wilson8
05-10-2010, 12:41 AM
John Henderson still waits for his next gig

Posted by Mike Florio on May 10, 2010 1:17 AM ET

Rumors flew during the draft that the Jaguars were trying to trade defensive tackle John Henderson. He soon was cut, which meant that trade talks went nowhere.

Since then, Henderson reportedly visited the Giants, reportedly was set to visit the Chiefs, and reportedly didn't visit the Chiefs.

The latest development? The Eagles reportedly aren't interested, according to CSNPhilly.com.

Given that he entered the league the same year as Albert Haynesworth and has played in all but four games over eight seasons, Henderson surely will get another shot.

Our guess is that he wants too much money, and that in time his expectations will decrease.

http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/category/rumor-mill/

Sofa King
05-10-2010, 09:13 AM
He couldn't pass a physical due to a negative reaction from crabs he recieved in the mail.

Wilson8
05-12-2010, 12:12 PM
From chat with Jason La Canfora from nfl.com

Rick VG, NJ12:13 PM ET
Hey Jason, Anything on John Henderson to the Giants ?? Thanks

Jason La Canfora, NFL Network
Not a thing on Henderson anywhere. It's very quiet on all fronts with him. To the best of my knowledge the Giants did not have him in for a visit.

http://chat.nfl.com/front/index/907

Sure-Oz
05-12-2010, 12:20 PM
Maybe after june 1st we'll know

InChiefsHell
05-12-2010, 01:26 PM
This is weird though. I mean, it was quite the talk, not just here on the Planet, and now nobody knows anything about the guy at all? Maybe he DID make it to Jersey to visit the Giants...and never made it back...somebody needs to check the river...

Sofa King
05-12-2010, 01:30 PM
I heard Chiefs brass is trying to set a date with him, something about a movie and he could "come along if he wanted to", but the brass can't really tell if he's interested...

we'll have to wait and see i guess... maybe they'll try to get ahold of him through facebook or something...

Wilson8
05-12-2010, 02:03 PM
Maybe I missed this. What's the importance of June 1st with Henderson?

When the price drops, the interest will rise. Henderson is too good for the whole NFL to ignore.

InChiefsHell
05-12-2010, 02:06 PM
I heard Chiefs brass is trying to set a date with him, something about a movie and he could "come along if he wanted to", but the brass can't really tell if he's interested...

we'll have to wait and see i guess... maybe they'll try to get ahold of him through facebook or something...

Heh. When did luv join the FO??

bowener
05-12-2010, 02:51 PM
I heard he was in Bertrand Berry's dream and decided to stay away too.