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Crush
05-06-2010, 02:01 PM
per ESPNews

KCrockaholic
05-06-2010, 02:01 PM
Just heard on Sportcenter

Pestilence
05-06-2010, 02:01 PM
ROFL

KCrockaholic
05-06-2010, 02:01 PM
Oh Shit....Who got this first?

Delano
05-06-2010, 02:02 PM
In before the MERGE.

Crush
05-06-2010, 02:02 PM
Repost


:D

dpg4zombie
05-06-2010, 02:02 PM
Wow espn.com doesnt have this up yet...You would have thought they would have had this ready ...

KCrockaholic
05-06-2010, 02:02 PM
Party hard.

Hog Farmer
05-06-2010, 02:02 PM
I think Denver will take a look !

KCrockaholic
05-06-2010, 02:03 PM
Repost


:D

LOL. It was a fuckin Tie!

Delano
05-06-2010, 02:03 PM
Repost


:D

http://i.imgur.com/hfL1i.jpg

Deberg_1990
05-06-2010, 02:03 PM
First in with the: Sign em Scott!

Pestilence
05-06-2010, 02:03 PM
Carve the bust: Raiders announced they have released QB JaMarcus Russell.

From Twitter.

Johnny Vegas
05-06-2010, 02:03 PM
per NFLN

http://www.automopedia.org/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/oscarmeyercar.jpg

Crush
05-06-2010, 02:03 PM
Oh Shit....Who got this first?


Well, to be fair, Russell is so fat that it requires two threads.

KCrockaholic
05-06-2010, 02:03 PM
No this! Is a god damn repost.

Hog Farmer
05-06-2010, 02:04 PM
LOL. It was a ****in Tie!

Yep. Both threads at 3:01 .

A CP first.

KCrockaholic
05-06-2010, 02:04 PM
You're right. We need one thread for his left tit, and another for his right tit.

seclark
05-06-2010, 02:05 PM
rest of the day's f@cked...i'm going home.
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Crush
05-06-2010, 02:06 PM
You're right. We need one thread for his left tit, and another for his right tit.


Now, Scott needs to get on the phone asap. Ladies and gentlemen, our coveted NT is now available.

ClevelandBronco
05-06-2010, 02:06 PM
http://www.pumpstation.com/pumpstation/assets/images/brasize2.jpg

Gonzo
05-06-2010, 02:06 PM
THIS IS BRAND NEW INFORMATION.

Hog Farmer
05-06-2010, 02:07 PM
This is pure bullshit !!!!

Detoxing
05-06-2010, 02:08 PM
Ah fuck! Which one do I post in? Im so Confused!

The Poz
05-06-2010, 02:08 PM
http://www.rotoworld.com/content/playerpages/player_main.aspx?sport=NFL&id=4154

Detoxing
05-06-2010, 02:08 PM
Ah fuck! Which one do I post in? Im so Confused!

Detoxing
05-06-2010, 02:09 PM
Ah fuck! Which one do I post in? Im so Confused!

The Poz
05-06-2010, 02:09 PM
http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=5168757

Crush
05-06-2010, 02:10 PM
Ah fuck! Which one do I post in? Im so Confused!


You need to calm down. In case of a repost, your avatar can be used as a flotation device.

Johnny Vegas
05-06-2010, 02:10 PM
LOOOUD NOOOISES!!!

dtrain
05-06-2010, 02:11 PM
http://i.imgur.com/hfL1i.jpg

ROFL:LOL:LMAO:thumb:

CrazyPhuD
05-06-2010, 02:11 PM
Do we still need a RT?

Crush
05-06-2010, 02:12 PM
http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=5168757


Former No. 1 pick Russell released

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<!-- end mod-article-title --> <!-- begin story body --> <!-- template inline -->ALAMEDA, Calif. -- The Oakland Raiders (http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/clubhouse?team=oak) have released former No. 1 overall pick JaMarcus Russell (http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/players/profile?playerId=10446) after three unproductive and highly paid seasons.

<!--END INLINE MUG-->Senior executive John Herrera told The Associated Press the move was made Thursday and that "we wish him well."

The decision comes less than two weeks after Oakland acquired Jason Campbell (http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/players/profile?playerId=8440) from Washington to take over at quarterback.

Russell will now likely be considered the biggest draft bust in NFL history. He will have been paid more than $39 million by the Raiders, while producing only seven wins as a starter.

He lost his starting job midway through last season. His career has been hampered by a rookie holdout, poor work habits, being overweight and the lack of productive players around him.

Detoxing
05-06-2010, 02:13 PM
So.....how long till he's on celebrity rehab?

Detoxing
05-06-2010, 02:13 PM
He will be a Bengal. You heard it here first, bitches.

Johnny Vegas
05-06-2010, 02:14 PM
Al Davis on Russell

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The Poz
05-06-2010, 02:14 PM
Bring him in and let the Russell to Bowe magic live again. :rolleyes:

Crush
05-06-2010, 02:15 PM
So.....how long till he's on celebrity rehab?


By the end of the month, he will be the world's fattest man. There is no way in hell that he will mobile enough to be on any reality show.

CrazyPhuD
05-06-2010, 02:15 PM
Is a tackle eligible allowed to throw a pass? If so I think we have the ultimate trick play!

KCrockaholic
05-06-2010, 02:15 PM
http://img136.imageshack.us/img136/926/fatguyjk4.jpg

Rawr

Crush
05-06-2010, 02:17 PM
Bring him in and let the Russell to Bowe magic live again. :rolleyes:


I see Russell and Haley getting along just fine. To the buffet!!!

Detoxing
05-06-2010, 02:18 PM
I see Russell and Crennel getting along just fine. To the buffet!!!

FYP

KCrockaholic
05-06-2010, 02:18 PM
Actually....He might fit on our team....Haley would have him down to 220 in no time.

Detoxing
05-06-2010, 02:19 PM
By the end of the month, he will be the world's fattest man. There is no way in hell that he will mobile enough to be on any reality show.

He can eat his way onto the show. Maybe eat Lindsey Lohan while he's there.

KCrockaholic
05-06-2010, 02:19 PM
He can eat his way onto the show. Maybe eat Lindsey Lohan while he's there.

That's a porn I would never want to see.

Detoxing
05-06-2010, 02:19 PM
Actually....He might fit on our team....Haley would have him down to 220 in no time.

Hehe.....I'm laughing because i know you're not serious.....hehe....

Crush
05-06-2010, 02:20 PM
Bling bling

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The Poz
05-06-2010, 02:21 PM
"Hey Al, we know you love Jamarcus and all but he just clogged the 24k solid gold toilet in your private washroom"

http://thisrecording.files.wordpress.com/2008/10/610x.jpg

KCrockaholic
05-06-2010, 02:22 PM
LMAO that's awesome. You have to love Kevin Harlan.

Crush
05-06-2010, 02:22 PM
Will someone please think about the Chosen One?

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Von Dumbass
05-06-2010, 02:22 PM
He's a great player, GET OVER IT!

Delano
05-06-2010, 02:22 PM
http://imgur.com/oq82a.jpg

Slainte
05-06-2010, 02:23 PM
Mopery. Clevinger. Billy Petrolle.

blaise
05-06-2010, 02:23 PM
Russell's agent claims three GMs have contacted him about Jamarcus and want to bring him in because they think he can help their franchises. The GMs are with Taco Bell, Hardees and Burger King.

Sofa King
05-06-2010, 02:23 PM
http://i292.photobucket.com/albums/mm27/Boyd506/antelope.gif

Detoxing
05-06-2010, 02:25 PM
Actually, on a more serious note, this is a very sad day in KC history.

BBQ sales will drop tremendously during Raiders week, people may lose jobs here....

KCrockaholic
05-06-2010, 02:25 PM
How does it feel Al, knowing that Lane Kiffin was right all along, and you just gave in showed what a dumbass you really are.

Crush
05-06-2010, 02:26 PM
http://img710.imageshack.us/img710/9391/theonionmoonlanding.jpg

pikesome
05-06-2010, 02:26 PM
Former No. 1 pick Russell released

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<!-- end mod-article-title --> <!-- begin story body --> <!-- template inline -->ALAMEDA, Calif. -- The Oakland Raiders (http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/clubhouse?team=oak) have released former No. 1 overall pick JaMarcus Russell (http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/players/profile?playerId=10446) after three unproductive and highly paid seasons.

<!--END INLINE MUG-->Senior executive John Herrera told The Associated Press the move was made Thursday and that "we wish him well."

The decision comes less than two weeks after Oakland acquired Jason Campbell (http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/players/profile?playerId=8440) from Washington to take over at quarterback.

Russell will now likely be considered the biggest draft bust in NFL history. He will have been paid more than $39 million by the Raiders, while producing only seven wins as a starter.

He lost his starting job midway through last season. His career has been hampered by a rookie holdout, poor work habits, being overweight and the lack of productive players around him.

This is bullshit, he's just a fat lazy POS.

Sofa King
05-06-2010, 02:27 PM
Bandwith?


this is like the 5th recent red x i've seen, including myself... wtf is going on...



EDIT: i saw that Gonzo.... you didn't take it down fast enough...

blaise
05-06-2010, 02:28 PM
Oakland Raiders a Commitment to Excrement

Gonzo
05-06-2010, 02:29 PM
Bandwith?


this is like the 5th recent red x i've seen, including myself... wtf is going on...



EDIT: i saw that Gonzo.... you didn't take it down fast enough...

Yeah, I've noticed that too... I think the picture-commies are out.

Delano
05-06-2010, 02:31 PM
Right-click > save as > open imgur.com > re-upload image > post link on chiefsplanet.com > ???? > profit

BillSelfsTrophycase
05-06-2010, 02:31 PM
I'm convinced Al Davis is dead, there's no other explanation for their fairly solid offseason moves.

His staff must be pulling a Weekend at Bernie's with his corpse

Crush
05-06-2010, 02:32 PM
http://slumz.boxden.com/f16/former-raiders-pile-jamarcus-russell-1368478/

Former Raiders pile on JaMarcus Russell
Posted by Gregg Rosenthal on May 4, 2010 4:54 PM ET

JaMarcus Russell is still an Oakland Raider, but his impending absence has empowered some of his former teammates to speak openly about the No. 1 overall pick.

Here are some highlights of a recent Outside the Lines episode focusing on Russell, compiled by the San Francisco Chronicle and clip from ESPN.

1. Dominic Rhodes said Russell would often fall asleep in meetings: "Is that the guy that's going to lead us? . . . I don't think he has that mindset to be great."

2. An anonymous ex-coach said Russell was a "binge eater."

3. Former Raider offensive lineman Jeremy Newberry said Russell was way out of shape and "more comfortable with a role as a backup."

4. Former Raiders quarterback Andrew Walter blamed the Raiders some: "If he was drafted by somebody else, it could be completely different," Walter said.

Other than that, the report was fairly positive.

Crush
05-06-2010, 02:33 PM
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http://slumz.boxden.com/f16/former-r...ssell-1368478/ (http://slumz.boxden.com/f16/former-raiders-pile-jamarcus-russell-1368478/)

Former Raiders pile on JaMarcus Russell
Posted by Gregg Rosenthal on May 4, 2010 4:54 PM ET

JaMarcus Russell is still an Oakland Raider, but his impending absence has empowered some of his former teammates to speak openly about the No. 1 overall pick.

Here are some highlights of a recent Outside the Lines episode focusing on Russell, compiled by the San Francisco Chronicle and clip from ESPN.

1. Dominic Rhodes said Russell would often fall asleep in meetings: "Is that the guy that's going to lead us? . . . I don't think he has that mindset to be great."

2. An anonymous ex-coach said Russell was a "binge eater."

3. Former Raider offensive lineman Jeremy Newberry said Russell was way out of shape and "more comfortable with a role as a backup."

4. Former Raiders quarterback Andrew Walter blamed the Raiders some: "If he was drafted by somebody else, it could be completely different," Walter said.

Other than that, the report was fairly positive.

blaise
05-06-2010, 02:33 PM
I'm convinced Al Davis is dead, there's no other explanation for their fairly solid offseason moves.

His staff must be pulling a Weekend at Bernie's with his corpse

My theory is that they've convinced him Jason Campbell is actually a slimmed down, refocused Jamarcus Russell and Al doesn't know any better.

Phobia
05-06-2010, 02:34 PM
Russell's agent just posted a new youtube video of Jamarcus heaving a football 70 yards laying prone on his belly.

Oh no, wait. He's on his knees like before, it's just that his belly is laying on the turf.

Detoxing
05-06-2010, 02:36 PM
http://slumz.boxden.com/f16/former-raiders-pile-jamarcus-russell-1368478/

Former Raiders pile on JaMarcus Russell
Posted by Gregg Rosenthal on May 4, 2010 4:54 PM ET

JaMarcus Russell is still an Oakland Raider, but his impending absence has empowered some of his former teammates to speak openly about the No. 1 overall pick.

Here are some highlights of a recent Outside the Lines episode focusing on Russell, compiled by the San Francisco Chronicle and clip from ESPN.

1. Dominic Rhodes said Russell would often fall asleep in meetings: "Is that the guy that's going to lead us? . . . I don't think he has that mindset to be great."

2. An anonymous ex-coach said Russell was a "binge eater."

3. Former Raider offensive lineman Jeremy Newberry said Russell was way out of shape and "more comfortable with a role as a backup."

4. Former Raiders quarterback Andrew Walter blamed the Raiders some: "If he was drafted by somebody else, it could be completely different," Walter said.

Other than that, the report was fairly positive.

Probably. Oakland is where players go to die. If you get drafted by Oakland, it just means you die an early death.

However, Russel is still a dumbass. I dont know how anyone can hear him speak and think he's worthy of being a first day pick. Just look at his face.......that alone would make me not want to draft him.

wutamess
05-06-2010, 02:41 PM
Is he a bigger bust than Leaf?

Crush
05-06-2010, 02:43 PM
http://www.nfl.com/news/story?id=09000d5d817fd5ba&template=with-video-with-comments&confirm=true

After just three years, Russell's career with Raiders comes to an end

Associated Press
ALAMEDA, Calif. -- The Oakland Raiders (http://www.nfl.com/teams/oaklandraiders/profile?team=OAK) released former No. 1 overall pick JaMarcus Russell (http://www.nfl.com/players/jamarcusrussell/profile?id=RUS539462) on Thursday, ending a three-year tenure marked by his high salary and unproductive play on the field.

Senior executive John Herrera told The Associated Press about the move and said that "we wish him well."
The decision came less than two weeks after Oakland acquired Jason Campbell (http://www.nfl.com/players/jasoncampbell/profile?id=CAM375235) from Washington to take over at quarterback and signifies that owner Al Davis finally lost patience with the immensely talented but unproductive player he drafted first overall in 2007 (http://www.nfl.com/draft/history/fulldraft?season=2007&round=round1) against the wishes of former coach Lane Kiffin.

Russell will now likely be considered one of the biggest draft busts in NFL history, joining Ryan Leaf (http://www.nfl.com/players/ryanleaf/profile?id=LEA220394), Akili Smith (http://www.nfl.com/players/akilismith/profile?id=SMI448920) and others on that list. He will have been paid more than $39 million by the Raiders, while producing only seven wins as a starter.

Russell showed up at last week's minicamp, saying he would keep coming to work until told otherwise. He looked decent in the first of five practices last weekend but got less work as the weekend went on and the decision to cut ties was finally made.

Davis believed Russell could turn the fortunes of his struggling franchise when he drafted him. He stood by him during his struggles, revealing when he fired Kiffin in 2008 that the coach did not want him.

"He is a great player. Get over it and coach this team on the field," Davis read from a letter he sent Kiffin before the firing (http://www.nfl.com/videos/oakland-raiders/09000d5d80b43727/Davis-letter-to-Kiffin). "That is what you were hired to do. We can win with this team."

But the Raiders were unable to win with Russell at the helm and Davis allowed Cable to bench Russell midway through last season. The move was popular in the locker room and gave the team a spark on the field as Bruce Gradkowski (http://www.nfl.com/players/brucegradkowski/profile?id=GRA068015) led comeback wins over Cincinnati and Pittsburgh.

Davis was not satisfied with Gradkowski as his standard bearer and the Raiders were linked to possible offseason deals for Donovan McNabb (http://www.nfl.com/players/donovanmcnabb/profile?id=MCN017517) and Ben Roethlisberger (http://www.nfl.com/players/benroethlisberger/profile?id=ROE750381). While the Raiders downplayed how serious those talks ever got, they did make the move for another quarterback when they acquired Campbell from Washington for a 2012 fourth-round draft pick.

The team showed confidence in Campbell by extending his contract through 2011, giving him a $4.5 million deal that season on top of the $3.14 million he is owed this season.

Russell won only seven of his 25 starts as the Raiders extended an NFL-worst streak to seven straight seasons with at least 11 losses. He completed just 52.1 percent of his passes in his career with 18 touchdowns, 23 interceptions, 15 lost fumbles and a passer rating of 65.2.
That means Russell has been paid more than $5 million per win, more than $2 million per touchdown pass and more than $100,000 per completion.

While Russell's numbers are superior to Leaf's, he was paid considerably more money to do it and was picked first instead of second. Leaf's rookie contract guaranteed him only $11.25 million.

Russell's tenure in Oakland got off to a rough start and never got much better. He held out his first season, not signing a contract until after the first game of the regular season. That made his rookie season almost a complete loss, as he started only one game.

He showed some signs of progress in his second season, especially in winning the final two games of the year against Houston and Tampa Bay. But the problems of work ethic and his weight never disappeared and his third season was an utter disaster.

He was fined for being overweight when he showed up at training camp. He then put together one of the worst seasons in recent memory for an NFL quarterback. He completed 48.8 percent of his passes, with three touchdowns, 11 interceptions and a 50.0 passer rating that was the lowest since Leaf, Bobby Hoying and Craig Whelihan all finished below 50 in 1998.

Crush
05-06-2010, 02:45 PM
Is he a bigger bust than Leaf?


I would say yes, since he was drafted No. 1 overall.

KCrockaholic
05-06-2010, 02:45 PM
Is he a bigger bust than Leaf?

IMO, yes.
#1 Russell

#2 Leaf

Ugly Duck
05-06-2010, 02:46 PM
Bring him in and let the Russell to Bowe magic live again. :rolleyes:

Yes! Yes! Bring him to Arrowhead... live the magic again! Poz, you are a jenious!

wutamess
05-06-2010, 02:49 PM
IMO, yes.
#1 Russell

#2 Leaf

Yeah but don't let the fact that it was the Raiders cloud your judgement... Leaf was Epic!

KCrockaholic
05-06-2010, 02:51 PM
Yeah but don't let the fact that it was the Raiders cloud your judgement... Leaf was Epic!

I know, I know...

JaMarcus Russell really is the biggest bust of all time IMO. Russell didn't have the mental explosion that Leaf had, but Russell was #1, Leaf was the #2 pick and Russell might be the worst Quarterback of all time.

Detoxing
05-06-2010, 02:51 PM
Yeah but don't let the fact that it was the Raiders cloud your judgement... Leaf was Epic!

If only we could get the two of them together for some sort of reality show.......

big nasty kcnut
05-06-2010, 02:53 PM
He'll be the first African American michellen man

Crush
05-06-2010, 02:55 PM
If only we could get the two of them together for some sort of reality show.......


I would watch that. Dane needs to make it happen.

ChiefGator
05-06-2010, 02:55 PM
How does it feel Al, knowing that Lane Kiffin was right all along, and you just gave in showed what a dumbass you really are.

I tried to read this to the tune of Bob Dylan, but sadly, it didn't fit.

Sure-Oz
05-06-2010, 02:58 PM
I expect to see Dante Cullpepper and Jamarcus Russell battle it out on pros vs joes

Ugly Duck
05-06-2010, 02:59 PM
Yeah but don't let the fact that it was the Raiders cloud your judgement...

Some interesting '09 stats:

Jabbarcus.... 2 TDs in 33 quarters.
Gets benched for Grad-freakin-kowski, who throws 3 TDs in 1 quarter (@Pitt).

Jabbarcus w/l went 2-8.
Gradkowski w/l goes 2-1 (then injuries bring in Frye & Jabba & whoever).

Moral of the story: Oak loses bad with the BBOAT, then does OK with merely crappy QB.

Conclusion: KC should really take a look at Jabba. Maybe all he needs is coaching....

raybec 4
05-06-2010, 03:01 PM
You need to calm down. In case of a repost, your avatar can be used as a flotation device.

Holy shit I need to get an avatar

KCrockaholic
05-06-2010, 03:02 PM
I hope your joking Ugly duck....The Chiefs franchise would never allow a personality like Russell in our locker room. In case you've missed it, we only allow leaders and high character guys on our team.

blaise
05-06-2010, 03:05 PM
If only we could get the two of them together for some sort of reality show.......

I think they should start a company that gives bus tours of fall foliage. They could call it Russell'nLeafs Bustours

KCrockaholic
05-06-2010, 03:14 PM
Holy shit I need to get an avatar

It's about god damn time...Your nothin w/o an avatar bro.

ClevelandBronco
05-06-2010, 03:16 PM
The Raiders need them some Brady Quinn to fill Jamarcus's shoes right now.

KCrockaholic
05-06-2010, 03:18 PM
Oakland should have drafted Jimmy Clausen...But I'm glad that didn't.

Detoxing
05-06-2010, 03:20 PM
Oakland should have drafted Jimmy Clausen...But I'm glad that didn't.


Citing a source with knowledge of the situation, Profootballtalk maintains the "rave reviews" for Jimmy Clausen's minicamp performance are overstated.
According to PFT, Clausen has already managed to "piss off" several receivers, and Steve Smith "basically thinks Jimmy is a punk." Matt Moore is still the favorite to start in Week 1. "The guys on the team believe in [Moore]," said PFT's source. "Steve Smith believes in him ... and the majority of guys respect him because he's a scrapper, and [coach John] Fox loves him."
Source: Profootballtalk on NBCSports.com
Related: Matt Moore

KCrockaholic
05-06-2010, 03:30 PM
I don't like Jimmy Clausen or Steve Smith... But Steve Smith is the very last person that should be calling anyone a "punk".

Detoxing
05-06-2010, 03:34 PM
I don't like Jimmy Clausen or Steve Smith... But Steve Smith is the very last person that should be calling anyone a "punk".

+1

Maybe the Panthers will some day realize that the problem isn't just the QB, it's also Steve Smith.

Ugly Duck
05-06-2010, 03:36 PM
I'm disappointed because Russell's talent could only come to fruition with coaching like the Chief's have. You guyz could have the Steal of the Century by dressing him up in KC colors. Let him mosey on out to the field at Arrowhead, sit back & watch the fireworks. You won't be sorry! I-AM-DEAD-SERIOUS!! SIGN HIM!!!

Detoxing
05-06-2010, 03:38 PM
I'm disappointed because Russell's talent could only come to fruition with coaching like the Chief's have. You guyz could have the Steal of the Century by dressing him up in KC colors. Let him mosey on out to the field at Arrowhead, sit back & watch the fireworks. You won't be sorry!

Word on street is the Colts may take a look. Maybe he could block for Peyton?

KCrockaholic
05-06-2010, 03:39 PM
Word on street is the Colts may take a look. Maybe he could block for Peyton?

LMAO...That would be hilarious. If Indy did sign Russell, it would go against everything Bill Polian believes in.

BIG_DADDY
05-06-2010, 03:40 PM
Eating Ham Samiches on the field, AGAIN.

notorious
05-06-2010, 03:42 PM
Where did the Raiders release JaMassive to?


The Pacific or the Atlantic?

DaFace
05-06-2010, 03:43 PM
LOL. It was a fuckin Tie!

Pretty damn close. Technically, Admiral Crunch wins, but it was probably only a few seconds apart.

Mecca
05-06-2010, 03:43 PM
It'd be funny if a team signed him and actually turned him into a good player, he's only 24 so it's not completely unfathomable.

Ugly Duck
05-06-2010, 03:43 PM
Eating Ham Samiches on the field, AGAIN.

Dude... Russell is undefeated at PileHigh. You sign the guy & there's 2 guaranteed division wins.

bowener
05-06-2010, 03:46 PM
Type your salary into this (http://espn.go.com/espn/thelife/salary/index?athleteId=5142920), and prepare to be pissed off and depressed that a dumb**** like fat ass is set the rest of his life.

edit:

Hypothetical, if you made $32,000:

JaMarcus Russell made $32,000 after the following...

<table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0"><tbody><tr valign="top"><td width="150">.08 Games </td><td width="150">.04 Touchdowns</td></tr><tr valign="top"><td width="150">10.14 Yards passing</td><td width="150">.88 Pass completions</td></tr></tbody></table> You will need to work 402.57 years in order to make JaMarcus Russell's annual salary.

KCrockaholic
05-06-2010, 03:47 PM
Pretty damn close. Technically, Admiral Crunch wins, but it was probably only a few seconds apart.

He won because his thread took over and he had a better topic headline.

PunkinDrublic
05-06-2010, 03:48 PM
As bad as Russell is. He still managed to lead a game winning drive against us at arrowhead last year.

KCrockaholic
05-06-2010, 03:50 PM
As bad as Russell is. He still managed to lead a game winning drive against us at arrowhead last year.

That's because the Chiefs sucked ass.

DaFace
05-06-2010, 03:51 PM
He won because his thread took over and he had a better topic headline.

Na, I can pick the headline, but I can't pick the order posts show up. Even if I'd picked your headline, his post would still show first.

Crush
05-06-2010, 03:53 PM
As bad as Russell is. He still managed to lead a game winning drive against us at arrowhead last year.


Which is fucking sad.

Delano
05-06-2010, 03:54 PM
http://imgur.com/oq82a.jpg

Gat damnit, DaFace, this deserved its' own thread.

KCrockaholic
05-06-2010, 03:57 PM
Na, I can pick the headline, but I can't pick the order posts show up. Even if I'd picked your headline, his post would still show first.

Oh I get it now...Stooges

Crush
05-06-2010, 03:59 PM
I am absorbing all of the Fatass threads. Mwhahahahahaaha!!!

Scott Pioli
05-06-2010, 04:00 PM
JaMarcus will be in next week so we can evaluate if he's a part of the right 53.

Crush
05-06-2010, 04:05 PM
JaMarcus will be in next week so we can evaluate if he's a part of the right 53.


Thanks Scott. He can be that NT that we desperately need.

Scott Pioli
05-06-2010, 04:06 PM
Thanks Scott. He can be that NT that we desperately need.

Precisely. I'm glad to see a few people around here understand the process.

chefsos
05-06-2010, 04:25 PM
JaMarcus will be in next week so we can evaluate if he's a part of the right 53.If and when you extend you hand to the dude, don't let it stray too close to his mouth.

RNR
05-06-2010, 04:40 PM
I feel the same satisfaction I do after taking a much needed dump. My team just flushed a festering turd. I just feel better now~

FD
05-06-2010, 04:45 PM
I wish somebody would pay me $40 million to be a fat, lazy, stupid piece of shit.

Phobia
05-06-2010, 05:02 PM
Is he a bigger bust than Leaf?

If he were a white QB it would be close but since he's black, there is no question.

LaChapelle
05-06-2010, 05:26 PM
Procter and Gamble lost

HotRoute
05-06-2010, 06:14 PM
i have no idea how people still refuse to crown him as the biggest draft bust ever. . . .

stormtrooper
05-06-2010, 06:29 PM
THIS is The Biggest Bust Ever. Kudos to all of those people who watched him play against Notre Dame and thought he was Jesus.

Sure-Oz
05-06-2010, 06:30 PM
What a failure, he deserves everything

Ugly Duck
05-06-2010, 06:33 PM
My team just flushed a festering turd. I just feel better now~

I hear you. It's like a great weight has been lifted off the team...

Param
05-06-2010, 06:36 PM
So........ Who is going to sign him? He will get another shot.

Ugly Duck
05-06-2010, 06:36 PM
I wish somebody would pay me $40 million to be a fat, lazy, stupid piece of shit.
Call this number:

The Oakland Raiders
1220 Harbor Bay Parkway
Alameda, CA94502
(510) 864-5000

stormtrooper
05-06-2010, 06:38 PM
Thats all right. JaMarcus Version 2 is in Denver. Let the beat go on...

Ugly Duck
05-06-2010, 06:57 PM
JaMarcus Russell really is the biggest bust of all time IMO. Russell didn't have the mental explosion that Leaf had

Not a fair comparison. If Russell had a higher IQ he might well have had a mental explosion. JaMarcus was barely even aware that he was on the field.... wasn't really capable of a mental anything, let alone a mental explosion.

boogblaster
05-06-2010, 07:07 PM
Jerkoften has a job at wallyworld .. monitering the loud-speaker ...

Chieftain58
05-06-2010, 07:10 PM
He's owed another 3.5 million or so ... he's set for life 39.5 million minus taxes he never has to work again in his life.................. he can now get up to 400 pounds!

Mr. Flopnuts
05-06-2010, 07:17 PM
Call this number:

The Oakland Raiders
1220 Harbor Bay Parkway
Alameda, CA94502
(510) 864-5000

"Good afternoon, Oakland Raiders."

"Yes, I'm interested in applying for the position that the departure of JaMarcus Russell just opened."

"I beg your pardon sir."

"I'm sorry. I'd like to speak to someone regarding the position JaMarcus Russell just left. The one for $40,000,000 guaranteed over 3 years to be a fat, lazy, worthless piece of shit."

"I'll transfer you now."

"This is Al Davis."

3rd&48ers
05-06-2010, 07:46 PM
in my mind, because it is my team involved, I say Jamarcus was the biggest bust of all time but....
Throwing heart aside, the Chargers lost more in Leaf than the Raiders did if you exclude money
When they entered the 1998 draft, Manning and Leaf were widely considered to be the two best overall players in the draft.[9] The San Diego Chargers held the third pick of the draft, but made a trade with the Arizona Cardinals to guarantee their team would get one of the two quarterbacks. To move up to the second pick in the draft, the Chargers traded two first-round picks, a second-round pick, reserve linebacker Patrick Sapp and three-time Pro Bowler Eric Metcalf.

TEX
05-06-2010, 08:59 PM
i have no idea how people still refuse to crown him as the biggest draft bust ever. . . .

Probably for fear of being labeled "racist" by race-bating fools and the media. IMO, he IS WITHOUT QUESTION theb iggest draft BUST ever. Facts support it as well.

HotRoute
05-06-2010, 09:30 PM
Probably for fear of being labeled "racist" by race-bating fools and the media. IMO, he IS WITHOUT QUESTION theb iggest draft BUST ever. Facts support it as well.

i dont agree with that , just because your a certain color/race doesnt mean that you cant suck at your job

Son of Logical
05-06-2010, 09:47 PM
in my mind, because it is my team involved, I say Jamarcus was the biggest bust of all time but....
Throwing heart aside, the Chargers lost more in Leaf than the Raiders did if you exclude money

Wow, when I think of Leaf as a bust I always thought about the guaranteed money the Charges lost on the guy, but holy crap I didn't remember they gave tthat much away for the guy. I mean if I remember the Cardinals weren't even interested in a QB that year. Bobby Bethard, you sir were an idiot.

TEX
05-06-2010, 10:06 PM
i dont agree with that , just because your a certain color/race doesnt mean that you cant suck at your job

Oh - I agree. I've spoken to several members of the Houston sports media and they have been instructed by thier Statsion Manager stay away from such a label, for fear of a backlash.

RustShack
05-06-2010, 10:34 PM
He will lead the Chiefs to the Super Bowl now.

Over-Head
05-07-2010, 12:45 AM
"Hey Al, we know you love Jamarcus and all but he just clogged the 24k solid gold toilet in your private washroom"

http://thisrecording.files.wordpress.com/2008/10/610x.jpg Does this not look like a studio out take pic cut from Starwars of the Evil emperor? Or is it just me???

Reerun_KC
05-07-2010, 01:18 AM
He's owed another 3.5 million or so ... he's set for life 39.5 million minus taxes he never has to work again in his life.................. he can now get up to 400 pounds!

He will be broke in less that 4 years...

salame
05-07-2010, 01:39 AM
I heard somewhere the Colts are interested in him

bowener
05-07-2010, 02:01 AM
"Hey Al, we know you love Jamarcus and all but he just clogged the 24k solid gold toilet in your private washroom"

http://thisrecording.files.wordpress.com/2008/10/610x.jpg

Are you kidding me? You think Big Al still uses a toilet to release his bowels?

I think not.

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bowener
05-07-2010, 02:09 AM
Does this not look like a studio out take pic cut from Starwars of the Evil emperor? Or is it just me???

With short notice, this is what I created...

Chocolate Hog
05-07-2010, 02:59 AM
It'd be funny if a team signed him and actually turned him into a good player, he's only 24 so it's not completely unfathomable.

I'd rather sign him than Guitteriz. I don't think hes done yet his season a few years ago was better than Cassels.

Bwana
05-07-2010, 06:10 AM
Is he a bigger bust than Leaf?

On the field, I would say it was a toss up, but in the locker room meltdown department, Cry'n Leaf takes the cake. LMAO Do you remember that gem?

We'll see if the round one can keep up with Leaf's post career antics as well.

Over-Head
05-07-2010, 06:49 AM
With short notice, this is what I created...ROFLROFLLMAOROFLROFL

blaise
05-07-2010, 06:50 AM
Leaf comes across as a bigger bust just because he's sort of linked to Manning. Even though the Chargers didn't pass Manning over, they're still sort of linked in my mind. and Manning's success seems to make Leaf's failure more memorable somehow.

Over-Head
05-07-2010, 06:52 AM
I'd rather sign him than Guitteriz. I don't think hes done yet his season a few years ago was better than Cassels.
There's more chance of me running out in the middle of Arrowhead during the home opener national anthem, and giving Jo Montana a blow job screaming "Vote for Goatboy 2012", than there is if of that hump EVER being anything but lazy :thumb:and Pete Rose can bet on it

I doubt even Billacheat could do anything with this turd.

Coach
05-07-2010, 06:52 AM
As bad as Russell is. He still managed to lead a game winning drive against us at arrowhead last year.

I actually hold that against Clancy Pendergast for that.

Fucking prevent defense.

TEX
05-07-2010, 06:56 AM
I actually hold that against Clancy Pendergast for that.

****ing prevent defense.

You got that RIGHT. He had completed somethihng like 3 passes for 18 yards up to their last drive - then we CHANGE what worked the whole game - and LOSE at home...:shake: