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05-07-2010, 02:11 PM
"A 20-year-old Pittsfield driver was cited by police Tuesday after she ran down Lord Jesus Christ in a marked crosswalk at Main Street and Strong Avenue, police said. Brittany E. Cantarella was cited for a crosswalk violation, said Northampton police Capt. Scott Savino. Christ, 50, of Belchertown, was taken to Cooley Dickinson Hospital for treatment of minor injuries following the 3:30 p.m. accident. He was treated at the hospital and then released. Cantarella was making a left turn from Strong Avenue onto Main Street when her car, a 2005 Chevrolet Monte Carlo, struck Christ. Christ was in a marked crosswalk at the time of the accident, Savino said. Savino said officers checked Christís identification at the scene and confirmed it was his legal name."

As one commenter notes, "Christ will be okay. He's survived worse."


Chiefs Rool
05-07-2010, 02:12 PM
Lord have mercy...

05-07-2010, 02:20 PM
I'm sure he'll rise again.

05-07-2010, 02:21 PM
Stick to walking on water Christ. The streets are too much for you.

Rain Man
05-07-2010, 02:22 PM
Jesus wept.

kansas hawk
05-07-2010, 02:23 PM
"Christ will be okay. He's survived worse."

this made me laugh for some reason

05-07-2010, 02:24 PM
Why hast thou forsaken me? Oh Crosswalk sign....

05-07-2010, 02:25 PM
Let's hope his Dad doesn't get involved.

05-07-2010, 02:26 PM
I wonder if he turned the other cheek?

big nasty kcnut
05-07-2010, 02:27 PM
Wait so it wasn't tim tebow that got hit.

05-07-2010, 02:30 PM
I wonder if he turned the other cheek?

Apparently not, he didn't look both ways before crossing.

05-07-2010, 03:47 PM
Wait so it wasn't tim tebow that got hit.

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05-07-2010, 03:49 PM
Lord willlll riseeee!!!

Simply Red
05-07-2010, 03:52 PM

05-07-2010, 03:54 PM
I bet it was really a Honda Pilot.

Hammock Parties
05-07-2010, 03:54 PM
Wait so it wasn't tim tebow that got hit.

I know, right? Got my hopes up.

Zebedee DuBois
05-07-2010, 03:59 PM
Last time He was injured, a whole new religion got started.
Is He bringing out a new line of theology?

Dave Lane
05-07-2010, 04:04 PM
The war against religion continues

KC Jones
05-07-2010, 04:32 PM
So Jesus got nailed on a cross...


05-07-2010, 04:40 PM
The war against religion continues

Actually, I thought you'd say this never even happened.

05-07-2010, 04:49 PM
"He's survived worse"

Thats pretty funny

05-07-2010, 06:33 PM
Jesus is coming, look busy...or if all else fails, hit him with your car.
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05-07-2010, 08:47 PM
Wow, I'm in late..... but I'll go.

- Was it a Chrysler?

- The car came in like a missal.

I'm off to the bars!!! Night!

Sweet Daddy Hate
05-08-2010, 02:03 PM
Shat Casshole got hit by a car?

-True Fan.

05-08-2010, 03:13 PM
...Christ was in a marked crosswalk...

That almost goes without saying.