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Rain Man
05-08-2010, 06:08 PM
Last chance to enter the Sweet-Smelling 16. Let's see what you've got.

Ebolapox
05-08-2010, 06:11 PM
I hate rain, but apparently I have a thing for rainstorms.

Baconeater
05-08-2010, 06:20 PM
Come on potheads, you need to represent here!

LaChapelle
05-08-2010, 06:30 PM
The real potheads will go for the cookies ROFL

mlyonsd
05-08-2010, 06:41 PM
I'm going on record as saying I voted for chocolate chip cookies in this round and not brownies in the last.

As God is my witness I'll do all I can so cookies will beat brownies if they meet head to head in the future.

RJ
05-08-2010, 06:43 PM
I'm going on record as saying I voted for chocolate chip cookies in this round and not brownies in the last.

As God is my witness I'll do all I can so cookies will beat brownies if they meet head to head in the future.


You lead the charge, I'll be right behind you. No way should those puzzy brownies beat chocolate chip cookies.

Bwana
05-08-2010, 06:52 PM
You lead the charge, I'll be right behind you. No way should those puzzy brownies beat chocolate chip cookies.

+1 :thumb:

Rain Man
05-08-2010, 06:54 PM
It may not even happen if brownies don't get off the mat. They're in a battle for their life, and hamburgers' and hot dogs' feet are on their throat.

Zebedee DuBois
05-08-2010, 07:00 PM
I'm pro-cookie, and I vote!

mlyonsd
05-08-2010, 07:05 PM
It may not even happen if brownies don't get off the mat. They're in a battle for their life, and hamburgers' and hot dogs' feet are on their throat.

Something tells me this is a Willie Horton type message.

HotRoute
05-08-2010, 07:08 PM
this is going to be close. i think the cookies might be the favorite

Rain Man
05-08-2010, 07:23 PM
Something tells me this is a Willie Horton type message.

Do you really want hot dogs near your wife and daughters?

Baconeater
05-08-2010, 07:59 PM
Apparently all the stoners forgot to vote.

mlyonsd
05-08-2010, 08:01 PM
Apparently all the stoners forgot to vote.

I wonder if 'The smell of a freshly lit doobie' would have done better.

Baconeater
05-08-2010, 08:03 PM
I wonder if 'The smell of a freshly lit doobie' would have done better.
Or 'the smell of Funyuns'.

Gonzo
05-08-2010, 08:06 PM
I wonder if 'The smell of a freshly lit doobie' would have done better.

Nah, I'm fairly certain that if it was labeled as freshly lit "Mexican Orange Hair" or "Vermont Gnarly Cotton" then the votes woulda come pouring in. Pot heads are brand loyal. Either that or like Bugeater said, they forgot. It is Saturday night after all.
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Rain Man
05-08-2010, 08:07 PM
Two of my votes - pizza and roasted chicken - are bringing up the rear right now. It's a sad fate for two highly deserving smells.

mlyonsd
05-08-2010, 08:11 PM
Or 'the smell of Funyuns'.

'Freshly lit doobie and the smell coming out the window of a Taco Johns drive thru'.

Not that I would know why that combination would be awesome or anything.

Hog Farmer
05-08-2010, 08:21 PM
I voted coffee. Thats a wonderful smell but could be tied with rain. The smell of rain gives me a feeling of life.

And then I get a wiff of my hand and suicidal thoughts come back in to play.

Zebedee DuBois
05-08-2010, 08:31 PM
Two of my votes - pizza and roasted chicken - are bringing up the rear right now. It's a sad fate for two highly deserving smells.

I considered the chicken for quite some time before making my selections.


Wondering aloud here, not criticizing, just wondering...about the seeding of contestants. I completely understand the use of random selection. Yet, part of me wonders if grouping similar items in earlier rounds would have another outcome. Say, having all the hamburger items in one first round group, and then the winners joining the general beef items. Sort of like divisional and conference groupings.

For instance, take bacon, pork barbecue, and all other smoked pork items. I would wager that these are all strong favorites. It might be conceivable that they all emerge from the lower rounds for a final pork-off, with bacon ultimately winning. Or...Alll these delicious smoked pork items could have been grouped in a lower round, with bacon winning, and then having to stand against other strong, but completely different smells, like the winner of the baked items grouping.

The ultimate outcome could very well be the same. I just like talking about food.

Bwana
05-08-2010, 08:34 PM
I voted coffee. Thats a wonderful smell but could be tied with rain. The smell of rain gives me a feeling of life.

And then I get a wiff of my hand and suicidal thoughts come back in to play.

ROFL

Crush
05-08-2010, 08:36 PM
If you do not vote for Coffee and Chocolate Chip Cookies, then you are not human.

Rain Man
05-08-2010, 08:36 PM
Wondering aloud here...


As we started the second round, I had a nagging worry that our final 8 could possibly be 8 variations of barbecue. It looks like it's shaking out okay, though.

I suspect that the winner is destined to be the winner. A different seeding system may have changed the final four, though, and certainly would've changed the Sweet-smelling 16.

Zebedee DuBois
05-08-2010, 08:38 PM
If you do not vote for Coffee and Chocolate Chip Cookies, then you are not human.

...and thus began a genocidal campaign, yielding mass graves on Crunchberry Island.

:)

patteeu
05-08-2010, 08:39 PM
I voted coffee. Thats a wonderful smell but could be tied with rain. The smell of rain gives me a feeling of life.

Coffee and rain were my top two picks in this heat.

BTW, the best chocolate chip cookies have pecans in them IMO.

Zebedee DuBois
05-08-2010, 08:42 PM
BTW, the best chocolate chip cookies have pecans in them IMO.

That's nuts!

Crush
05-08-2010, 08:42 PM
...and thus began a genocidal campaign, yielding mass graves on Crunchberry Island.

:)


Damn straight. Cereal characters do not fuck around. Remember that cop and robber that was on the front of the Cookie Crisp box? Well, I shot them. Nobody fucks with the Crunchberries and lives to tell about it.

Count Alex's Losses
05-08-2010, 08:44 PM
Chocolate chip cookies FTW!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Crush
05-08-2010, 09:44 PM
VOTE COOKIE

cdcox
05-08-2010, 09:51 PM
Cookies are fine for now, and I voted for them, but no way do they beat smoked meat or thanksgiving.

Zebedee DuBois
05-08-2010, 10:17 PM
It's a close race for the fourth spot between Rainstorm and Coffee Beans, with Mary Jane pulling up from behind. Can the heads maintain focus long enough to oust caffeine and ozone?

Chiefs=Good
05-08-2010, 10:20 PM
This is an underated thread..

SLAG
05-08-2010, 10:21 PM
Hickory and meat smoking together
Cookie
Rainstorm

I'll leave you to guess my fourth

DJ's left nut
05-08-2010, 11:59 PM
Oh FFS, pot smells like bitter herbs.

Whether you like to get high or not is immaterial, if you pulled a bag of cheese from your fridge and it smelled like pot, you'd throw that shit out in a heartbeat.

It's like that stupid "fresh vag" selection. Fresh vag pretty much smells like nothing. Huzzah, you're going to get laid and the foreplay will be awesome, but the smell itself cannot possibly stand up in this competition.

Get pot the !@#$ out of here.

Count Alex's Losses
05-09-2010, 12:11 AM
VOTE COOKIE

I want to see cookie win it all.

mlyonsd
05-09-2010, 08:38 AM
I want to see cookie win it all.

I don't care if cookie knocks out brownie but lets not get crazy here. That's about as far as cookie goes.

bevischief
05-09-2010, 09:18 AM
Or 'the smell of Funyuns'.

ROFL

bevischief
05-09-2010, 09:19 AM
Two of my votes - pizza and roasted chicken - are bringing up the rear right now. It's a sad fate for two highly deserving smells.

I voted for both.

Crush
05-09-2010, 09:24 AM
I cannot believe how many communists we have on this board. Coffee is not going to make the cut?! Thanks for not voting, you socialist Lenin-loving reds. I bet you have posters of Stalin on your wooden walls.

Zebedee DuBois
05-09-2010, 10:12 AM
It should be obvious by now, that Pizza would be doing better if the meat toppings were listed. Our million years of evolving have tuned us to savor the meat. 10,000 years ago, roast mastodon would be leading this poll.

Ebolapox
05-09-2010, 10:24 AM
I cannot believe how many communists we have on this board. Coffee is not going to make the cut?! Thanks for not voting, you socialist Lenin-loving reds. I bet you have posters of Stalin on your wooden walls.

do you know how to count? coffee is in fourth place. it'll make the cut unless rainstorm has a comeback.

Baconeater
05-09-2010, 10:28 AM
do you know how to count? coffee is in fourth place. it'll make the cut unless rainstorm has a comeback.
Or weed. VOTE WEED!

Pablo
05-09-2010, 07:56 PM
I'm disappointed. I'm a huge fan of smelling freshly chopped cocaine. Love the smell of it. But noooooo, stupid pot has to be the smelling drug of choice.

Crush
05-09-2010, 08:15 PM
do you know how to count? coffee is in fourth place. it'll make the cut unless rainstorm has a comeback.


No, I cannot.

KcFanInGA
05-09-2010, 08:34 PM
I wonder if 'The smell of a freshly lit doobie' would have done better.

would have fared much better