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FAX
05-10-2010, 06:59 PM
Ladies and Gentlemen ... Planeteers and Planetettes ... Peeps and Poops ... it is with great pride and a lingering sense of shame that I present to you my brand new movie which I made entirely by myself and which I have entitled, "Wendy Meets A Draftabulator".

Please be aware that, due to strong language and Wendy's extraordinary lack of anything remotely resembling a tittah, this movie is rated PG27 ... ergo, persons aged 27 or younger should only view this film while accompanied by their parents ... especially if they all still live together.

As a result, this ground-breaking film is NSFW.

Look out JJ Abrams, a new sheriff is in town.

http://www.xtranormal.com/profile/2501955/

FAX THE CINEMATIC ARTISTE

Disclaimers: Sorry if repost

SNR
05-10-2010, 07:06 PM
Eh, it was only alright. I'm not the biggest fan of romantic comedies

pr_capone
05-10-2010, 07:07 PM
at 1:26

BRILLIANT

/nicely done

SNR
05-10-2010, 07:14 PM
Also, those were some horrible voice actors you hired. You know how they say, "you're only as good as the script you serve." Well, they served a script, but instead of successfully delivering it to the table, it was like they shoved it down their pants and blew a herd of mountain goats while the guests sat there waiting.

Tylerthigpen!1!
05-10-2010, 07:15 PM
Go take a shower, you smell like french fries.

Reaper16
05-10-2010, 07:27 PM
Bad fiction, Mr. FAX. Despite the video's claim, none of the people you're making fun of with this video dislike you. We can very much stand you. We like you. So the video rang hollow for me.

big nasty kcnut
05-10-2010, 07:40 PM
was that knowmo mr Draftabulator himself.

NewChief
05-10-2010, 07:47 PM
Holy shit, that was awesome. Hearing someone actually speak the lines that get typed on a pretty much daily basis here was good stuff.

Bugeater
05-10-2010, 07:53 PM
Oh. My. God. ROFL

dirk digler
05-10-2010, 07:56 PM
LMAO Fucking awesome

Von Dumbass
05-10-2010, 08:01 PM
I loved it. LMAO

Short Leash Hootie
05-10-2010, 08:04 PM
that was one of the greatest things I've ever seen

BigCatDaddy
05-10-2010, 08:09 PM
Post of the year!

aturnis
05-10-2010, 08:10 PM
Gold. That WREAKS of Hamas and the old Dane McCleod.

aturnis
05-10-2010, 08:11 PM
Will Hamas even respond?

mikeyis4dcats.
05-10-2010, 08:17 PM
I didn't know Dane wore glasses.

And I was disturbed by his telling the 10 year old girl to go masturbate. That's shades of 4chan.

FAX
05-10-2010, 08:17 PM
Also, those were some horrible voice actors you hired. You know how they say, "you're only as good as the script you serve." Well, they served a script, but instead of successfully delivering it to the table, it was like they shoved it down their pants and blew a herd of mountain goats while the guests sat there waiting.

Well, I was going for the sense of blowing a herd of llamas, so I guess I missed the mark, Mr. SNR.

Just kidding. Actually, you've hit it right on the mark.

The dialogue delivery I wanted to achieve was a kind of Stephen Hawking/Star Wars Droid/HAL effect in order to subtly communicate the cultural superficiality and perfunctorily robotic exchange that is so common in the typical conversations conducted in today's society ... like a mirror held up to expose the emotional void and desultory shallowness that comprises humanity's verbal interactions. It's rare for audiences to pick up on those kind of subtleties embedded in a cinematic performance, Mr. SNR, so thank you for noticing.

FAX

booger
05-10-2010, 08:32 PM
:thumb::thumb:

two thumbs up fax.



I hope teh next episode has Wendy somehow peeing in his butt. She is too polite and he is too mouthy. So i say have her violently stab him in the leg with a spork and then she can give him the double fishook while pissing in his bunghole. That's the ticket.

rockymtnchief
05-10-2010, 08:34 PM
ROFL
Good stuff!

'Hamas' Jenkins
05-10-2010, 08:54 PM
That was funny. I LOL'd more than once.

It's also an amazing collection of butthurt. I do like the irony of the jabs at people who use insults while also assuming those same people work at McDonalds or hate everything the Chiefs do.

Again, it's not about criticizing everything the Chiefs do, it's about questioning whether or not they are good moves independent of your desire for the team to do well.

It has very little to do with calling someone a cocksucker because they want the Chiefs to win, but very much to do with people's line of reasoning being a) that they want the Chiefs to win and thus can't evaluate the decisions dispassionately and b) the constant fallacy of appeal to authority.

I'd say everyone on here wants the Chiefs to do well, save the Charger, Bronco and Raider fans. The difference is that some realize that want to doesn't equal will.

The true irony, though, is the fact that you made a video parodying one set of "fans" as putting themselves above others, while the implicit message is that your variety of fandom is innately superior.

[Insert Hootie reply about Gholston to meet daily quota of 12 such replies]

InChiefsHell
05-10-2010, 09:09 PM
The true irony, though, is the fact that you made a video parodying one set of "fans" as putting themselves above others, while the implicit message is that your variety of fandom is innately superior

I refuse to think of you or the others as victims.

ClevelandBronco
05-10-2010, 09:17 PM
Mr. FAX, there's not enough rep on the fucking Planet for that.

InChiefsHell
05-10-2010, 09:17 PM
Ok, just watched it. Goddam academy award winning stuff there, Mr. Fax. I was disappointed in the sound track, but I understand it's your first go around. Perhaps next time a march or a lively "adventure film" score would be just the thing. Try it. You never know...

Sfeihc
05-10-2010, 09:29 PM
Mr. FAX, there's not enough rep on the ****ing Planet for that.

This.

RJ
05-10-2010, 09:30 PM
:clap::clap::clap::clap::clap::clap:


Truly a work of art, but I must ask......did you take the dialog direct from CP or was there a certain amount of poetic license?

RJ
05-10-2010, 09:33 PM
That was funny. I LOL'd more than once.

It's also an amazing collection of butthurt. I do like the irony of the jabs at people who use insults while also assuming those same people work at McDonalds or hate everything the Chiefs do.

Again, it's not about criticizing everything the Chiefs do, it's about questioning whether or not they are good moves independent of your desire for the team to do well.

It has very little to do with calling someone a one who sucks the penis because they want the Chiefs to win, but very much to do with people's line of reasoning being a) that they want the Chiefs to win and thus can't evaluate the decisions dispassionately and b) the constant fallacy of appeal to authority.

I'd say everyone on here wants the Chiefs to do well, save the Charger, Bronco and Raider fans. The difference is that some realize that want to doesn't equal will.

The true irony, though, is the fact that you made a video parodying one set of "fans" as putting themselves above others, while the implicit message is that your variety of fandom is innately superior.

[Insert Hootie reply about Gholston to meet daily quota of 12 such replies]


Yeah, but sometimes shit's just funny cause it's funny.

Then again, I'm no Roger Ebert.

SNR
05-10-2010, 09:50 PM
Ok, just watched it. Goddam academy award winning stuff there, Mr. Fax. I was disappointed in the sound track, but I understand it's your first go around. Perhaps next time a march or a lively "adventure film" score would be just the thing. Try it. You never know...On a film about social commentary?

I hope the ghost of Virgil Thomson posseses the body of Vin Diesel, who rapes you and your family repeatedly with a jackhammer strap-on

philfree
05-10-2010, 09:50 PM
No self-indulged commentary here.....Fax, you're the best poster on the planet.

Awsome!

Aw son! (redneck pronounc)

PhilFree:arrow:

'Hamas' Jenkins
05-10-2010, 10:24 PM
Yeah, but sometimes shit's just funny cause it's funny.
.

There's no doubting the comedy, that's for sure.

Chiefspants
05-10-2010, 10:27 PM
ROFL, that was awesome!

You know, I remember when I saw Draftabulator for the first time, I thought it said "Drafturbator"

SNR
05-10-2010, 10:28 PM
ROFL, that was awesome!

You know, I remember when I saw Draftabulator for the first time, I thought it said "Drafturbator""Draftabulator" is a new term to me. I've always said "drafturbator"

Chiefspants
05-10-2010, 10:32 PM
"Draftabulator" is a new term to me. I've always said "drafturbator"

Ah, that makes sense, for a while I thought I was going crazy.

But then i realized that I've gone through 9 months of my junior year and only have two weeks left.

noa
05-10-2010, 10:47 PM
That was amazing. Job well done.

MoreLemonPledge
05-10-2010, 10:49 PM
This is absolutely amazing.

The way the guy says "fucking" repeatedly is hilarious.

Best line: That Fax guy is a fucking tool. He's all "Mr. This and Mr. That." It drives me fucking crazy.

bowener
05-10-2010, 10:53 PM
Awesome stuff. Awesome site.

I will respond in due time. I am bored and want to waste time. It will suck.

Bugeater
05-10-2010, 10:55 PM
ROFL, that was awesome!

You know, I remember when I saw Draftabulator for the first time, I thought it said "Drafturbator"
It is drafturbator, the fact that he got the word wrong just adds to teh funnay.

|Zach|
05-10-2010, 11:05 PM
:clap:

bowener
05-10-2010, 11:09 PM
It is drafturbator, the fact that he got the word wrong just adds to teh funnay.

I am not sure he got it wrong... he is a genius you know...

BossChief
05-10-2010, 11:12 PM
This one ranks right up there with any vid GoChiefs has made and that is a good thing.

KcMizzou
05-10-2010, 11:14 PM
Holy shit... That was awesome.

LMAO

Well done, Mr. FAX.

Good show. :clap:

BossChief
05-10-2010, 11:16 PM
This is gonna win thread of the year unless something truly epic comes around that links the board to the team in one way or another.

Mr. Flopnuts
05-10-2010, 11:17 PM
LMAO Mr. Mr. Flopnuts approves.

KcMizzou
05-10-2010, 11:21 PM
I love the pauses...

"Why don't you set fire to your fucking ass?"

"......."

It's the implied, "WTF?"

RedNFeisty
05-10-2010, 11:31 PM
A quart of man mayo!! ROFL

Okay, I was really laughing my ass off!ROFLROFLROFLROFL

BossChief
05-10-2010, 11:54 PM
That was funny. I LOL'd more than once.

It's also an amazing collection of butthurt. I do like the irony of the jabs at people who use insults while also assuming those same people work at McDonalds or hate everything the Chiefs do.

Again, it's not about criticizing everything the Chiefs do, it's about questioning whether or not they are good moves independent of your desire for the team to do well.

It has very little to do with calling someone a cocksucker because they want the Chiefs to win, but very much to do with people's line of reasoning being a) that they want the Chiefs to win and thus can't evaluate the decisions dispassionately and b) the constant fallacy of appeal to authority.

I'd say everyone on here wants the Chiefs to do well, save the Charger, Bronco and Raider fans. The difference is that some realize that want to doesn't equal will.

The true irony, though, is the fact that you made a video parodying one set of "fans" as putting themselves above others, while the implicit message is that your variety of fandom is innately superior.

[Insert Hootie reply about Gholston to meet daily quota of 12 such replies]

you and OTWP graded the draft a d+

Short Leash Hootie
05-11-2010, 12:02 AM
I bet the voices couldn't say drafturbator so he settled for draftabulator because it sounded better

philfree
05-11-2010, 12:03 AM
That was funny. I LOL'd more than once.

It's also an amazing collection of butthurt. I do like the irony of the jabs at people who use insults while also assuming those same people work at McDonalds or hate everything the Chiefs do.

Again, it's not about criticizing everything the Chiefs do, it's about questioning whether or not they are good moves independent of your desire for the team to do well.

It has very little to do with calling someone a one who sucks the penis because they want the Chiefs to win, but very much to do with people's line of reasoning being a) that they want the Chiefs to win and thus can't evaluate the decisions dispassionately and b) the constant fallacy of appeal to authority.

I'd say everyone on here wants the Chiefs to do well, save the Charger, Bronco and Raider fans. The difference is that some realize that want to doesn't equal will.

The true irony, though, is the fact that you made a video parodying one set of "fans" as putting themselves above others, while the implicit message is that your variety of fandom is innately superior.

[Insert Hootie reply about Gholston to meet daily quota of 12 such replies]

You are an idiot...

It said 'You" ... are an ass.


LOL

PhilFree:arrow:

cdcox
05-11-2010, 12:10 AM
I bet the voices couldn't say drafturbator so he settled for draftabulator because it sounded better

Nope.

FAX has been using draftabulator since mid-March.

http://75.125.205.90/BB/showpost.php?p=5578754&postcount=119

Short Leash Hootie
05-11-2010, 12:16 AM
Nope.

FAX has been using draftabulator since mid-March.

http://75.125.205.90/BB/showpost.php?p=5578754&postcount=119

Oh, nice.

My bad.

'Hamas' Jenkins
05-11-2010, 12:35 AM
Another martini, Phil?

salame
05-11-2010, 12:39 AM
this was great fax

philfree
05-11-2010, 12:55 AM
Another martini, Phil?

That was pussy talk. How 'bout you get a fukn clue?


PhilFree:arrow:

Pitt Gorilla
05-11-2010, 01:19 AM
Literally laughed out loud. Great job, Mr. Fax.

Chiefs=Good
05-11-2010, 03:30 AM
that was awesome. rep

ChiefGator
05-11-2010, 05:17 AM
Awesome, hilarious stuff.... Well done, Monsieur Fax.

spanky 52
05-11-2010, 05:40 AM
Mr Fax, that was well done.

KCKID58
05-11-2010, 06:01 AM
OMG!!! That was Great !!

Marcellus
05-11-2010, 06:11 AM
Started my morning with a good laugh. Thanks FAX!:)

BigMeatballDave
05-11-2010, 06:27 AM
LMAO

mikey23545
05-11-2010, 06:43 AM
My rep can only fall short of your magnificent greatness, O Fax One, but I hope you will still accept it...:wayne:

Fritz88
05-11-2010, 06:58 AM
We would greatly appreciate if we can get the actual dialogue in text.

Reerun_KC
05-11-2010, 07:06 AM
HOLY Shit! Beautiful!

Thanks for the Reference!!!!! Mr Fax, that was pure Genius!

Sofa King
05-11-2010, 07:53 AM
very very nice!

3 things about that

1. I hope there is a series in store for us all...

2. The use of F-bombs and long pauses was terrific... you can actually envision the avatars of the people that constantly throw out f-bombs, and my impending face-palm extended pause.

3. some very creative insults in there..

4. I'd like to see the KnowMo Homer version sometime in the future... perhaps an appearance in an episode by a old "foe" from the past (current) who manages to get killed off in the same episode by antifreeze, Aids tree, etc.. or you know, something better than that which you will inevitably find...

5. Go Chiefs! (as in i hope they win because they are my team and i support them, not as in Claythan...)

BigCatDaddy
05-11-2010, 08:05 AM
I was thinking a DC version woud be great as well. That Mad Crappper Meets Jaz, Dave Lane meets Norman Einstein, Donger Meets Hamas.... etc

patteeu
05-11-2010, 08:12 AM
Awesome work. Funny movie and funny to watch the responses in this thread. :thumb:

HemiEd
05-11-2010, 08:16 AM
I haven't laughed that hard in quite some time, thanks Fax! ROFL ROFL

Nzoner
05-11-2010, 08:18 AM
Good stuff Mr Fax ROFL

lostcause
05-11-2010, 08:32 AM
fucking hilarious

gblowfish
05-11-2010, 08:47 AM
Mr. Fax covered the types of "civilized exchanges" had here on the CP quite well.
I think he used every offensive term ever used here on the CP except maybe "Scuzz Encrusted Vulva."

I give him two snaps up with a twist!

Gonzo
05-11-2010, 09:00 AM
Thats awesome... Hey, I was mentioned in this piece of cinematic art. I'm about to be famous, bitches!!!

splatbass
05-11-2010, 09:18 AM
Brilliant!

FAX
05-11-2010, 03:43 PM
Thank you guys for all the kind comments. It's good to know that Planeteers possess such extraordinarily good taste and artistic acumen.

My hope is that, in the next installment, Wendy loses her virginity to one of the offensive linemen then becomes a famous and outspoken advocate for government-sponsored dental exams among the poverty stricken.

FAX

DeezNutz
05-11-2010, 03:53 PM
I thought it was a ****ing piece of ****ing shit. But what the **** do I know, MR. FAXXXX, since you're one of the smartest guys on the ****ing planet?

Pasta Giant Meatball
05-11-2010, 03:54 PM
Mr. Fax, you are one of a kind ROFL

SNR
05-11-2010, 04:00 PM
Thank you guys for all the kind comments. It's good to know that Planeteers possess such extraordinarily good taste and artistic acumen.

My hope is that, in the next installment, Wendy loses her virginity to one of the offensive linemen then becomes a famous and outspoken advocate for government-sponsored dental exams among the poverty stricken.

FAXThere is clearly sexual tension going on between Wendy and the draftabulator. It's good, but in your next installment I look forward to you adding more characters that will feed into the situation and make it even more complicated than it already is. Perhaps you can set up a beautifully antithetical plot where the draftabulator continues to hate everything while Wendy openly loves all the things that the draftabulator openly hates just to wreak revenge on him because she desperately wants his huge penis in her. Through opposition, they come together in sexual orgy. Metaphorically, of course.

FAX
05-11-2010, 04:14 PM
There is clearly sexual tension going on between Wendy and the draftabulator. It's good, but in your next installment I look forward to you adding more characters that will feed into the situation and make it even more complicated than it already is. Perhaps you can set up a beautifully antithetical plot where the draftabulator continues to hate everything while Wendy openly loves all the things that the draftabulator openly hates just to wreak revenge on him because she desperately wants his huge penis in her. Through opposition, they come together in sexual orgy. Metaphorically, of course.

Excellent ideas, Mr. SNR. Most excellent, indeed. The concept allows the exploration of life's paradoxes and how hope can sometimes be derived from despair while proclaiming that the embodiment of defeat is not always the extreme expression of human suffering.

But, I think the Draftabulator character has to go away. I've already pissed off enough people today including my friend and beloved poster, Mr. DeezNutz whom I've always held in the highest possible regard.

So, I think I have to kill him off. A car accident, maybe. After he and Wendy have consummated their relationship and she is carrying his child, perhaps. Then maybe, in her grief, Wendy puts the infant up for adoption and the little fella is eventually taken in by Charlie Weis and raised as his own.

FAX

CupidStunt
05-11-2010, 04:19 PM
I can honestly say this is one of the single greatest, and funniest, things I've ever seen on the internet. Absolutely hilarious in every way, and had me literally at the point of laughter tears two or three times. My throat actually hurts now from when I laughed so hard every time Mr. Draftabulator verbally rapes Wendy.

Jesus f'ing Christ. A+. Thread of the Year so far by 100,000 miles.

LaChapelle
05-11-2010, 04:22 PM
Good job
you glutinous Pioli slut

DaFace
05-11-2010, 04:32 PM
Just thought I'd pop in to say that this is now the most-repped post (exempting rep whoring threads) in CP history. And will probably pass even the rep whoring threads shortly. Well done, Mr. FAX. Well done.

Let us now pay homage to the previous leader:

http://chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=176117

Detoxing
05-11-2010, 05:03 PM
J
Let us now pay homage to the previous leader:

http://chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=176117

Damn, that felt good

Lumpy
05-11-2010, 05:18 PM
ROFL Excellent work, Mr. Fax!

Extra Point
05-11-2010, 05:26 PM
Mr. FAX would like to thank all everybody for the f'in fabulous video.

"Okay, then. Goodbye."

(Rep, of course, to the fabulous Mr. Fax. Glad that he's made his way through Mother Nature, these past two weeks!)

KC Dan
05-11-2010, 05:33 PM
Unbelievably awesome!!! Great Work, more, more, more

HemiEd
05-11-2010, 05:52 PM
It was even more fun the second time, with earphones on. LMAO

the Talking Can
05-11-2010, 05:59 PM
holy shit



that is amazing......it only needs an 'aids tree' to enter the Western Canon....



bravo fax!

(and some anti-freeze)

Reerun_KC
05-11-2010, 06:34 PM
I thought it was a ****ing piece of ****ing shit. But what the **** do I know, MR. FAXXXX, since you're one of the smartest guys on the ****ing planet?

Dont be angry our little Draftabulator.....

Its all in good fun...

BossChief
05-11-2010, 06:42 PM
FTR I dont think there was an ounce of seriousness in Deezs post.

He just played the role.

I may be wrong.

SNR
05-11-2010, 06:46 PM
FTR I dont think there was an ounce of seriousness in Deezs post.

He just played the role.

I may be wrong.Why don't you go eat a barrel of broken glass while fucking a light socket without a condom you piece of shit

DeezNutz
05-11-2010, 06:47 PM
Excellent ideas, Mr. SNR. Most excellent, indeed. The concept allows the exploration of life's paradoxes and how hope can sometimes be derived from despair while proclaiming that the embodiment of defeat is not always the extreme expression of human suffering.

But, I think the Draftabulator character has to go away. I've already pissed off enough people today including my friend and beloved poster, Mr. DeezNutz whom I've always held in the highest possible regard.

So, I think I have to kill him off. A car accident, maybe. After he and Wendy have consummated their relationship and she is carrying his child, perhaps. Then maybe, in her grief, Wendy puts the infant up for adoption and the little fella is eventually taken in by Charlie Weis and raised as his own.

FAX

:eek: What's the antecedent for those pronouns?!? :eek:

(Wendy meets Grammar Nazi)

And so I don't confuse Reerun, I have never had relations with Wendy.

Reerun_KC
05-11-2010, 06:51 PM
:eek: What's the antecedent for those pronouns?!? :eek:

(Wendy meets Grammar Nazi)

And so I don't confuse Reerun, I have never had relations with Wendy.

ROFL

You sure about that? Where were you the night of the draft after the 1st round?

Can any other Draftabulator verify your story?

DeezNutz
05-11-2010, 06:54 PM
ROFL

You sure about that? Where were you the night of the draft after the 1st round?

Can any other Draftabulator verify your story?

McDonald's, of course. Rent isn't free.

Reerun_KC
05-11-2010, 06:56 PM
McDonald's, of course. Rent isn't free.

:clap:

Well played!

BossChief
05-11-2010, 06:58 PM
Why don't you go eat a barrel of broken glass while fucking a light socket without a condom you piece of shit

WTF?

what did I do to deserve that?

DeezNutz
05-11-2010, 06:59 PM
He's serious, just like I was, so you should be pissed, BossChief.

Really fucking pissed.

Reerun_KC
05-11-2010, 07:00 PM
WTF?

what did I do to deserve that?

Yes I agree with Deez....

You should start a rep war!

BossChief
05-11-2010, 07:06 PM
Oh, ok.

ROFL

I had a very long day today and Im still getting up to speed.

The first thread I read today was about the waldo rapist and some nutball put my name in the air like I was the rapist (which IMHO is wayyy not cool) and then I come to this thread next and post and then go back and read responses and I saw that and wondered if I woke up in bizarro land today or something.

I was like, "damn, did I miss something?"...obviously I did in this thread.

Carry on.

KcMizzou
05-11-2010, 07:16 PM
Oh, ok.

ROFL

I had a very long day today and Im still getting up to speed.

The first thread I read today was about the waldo rapist and some nutball put my name in the air like I was the rapist (which IMHO is wayyy not cool) and then I come to this thread next and post and then go back and read responses and I saw that and wondered if I woke up in bizarro land today or something.

I was like, "damn, did I miss something?"...obviously I did in this thread.

Carry on.Do yourself a favor and watch FAX's movie in the thread header.

BossChief
05-11-2010, 07:18 PM
Oh, I know. Thats why I laughed when I got it. I was prepared for Deezs response, but SNR caught me slippin.

I watched it last night and commented shortly after.

IMO (like I said before) this is the thread of the year.

HC_Chief
05-11-2010, 07:58 PM
ROFL
This thread rules. Mega rep to FAX.

Von Dumbass
05-11-2010, 08:04 PM
How many times was FAX repped? Because I could have sworn I had the most repped post in Chiefs Planet history when I got 44 neg reps (3 of them were positives that weren't meant to be negs) for a comment I made about this play.

http://i41.tinypic.com/23iv3ty.gif

BossChief
05-11-2010, 08:06 PM
How many times was FAX repped? Because I could have sworn I had the most repped post in Chiefs Planet history when I got 44 neg reps (3 of them were positives that weren't meant to be negs) for a comment I made about this play.

http://i41.tinypic.com/23iv3ty.gif

nobody cares.

Pablo
05-11-2010, 08:21 PM
LMAO

Bravo Mr. FAX.

Draft Planet's a-dyin' off boys... 'tis a sad day indeed.

LaChapelle
05-11-2010, 08:33 PM
How many times was FAX repped? Because I could have sworn I had the most repped post in Chiefs Planet history when I got 44 neg reps (3 of them were positives that weren't meant to be negs) for a comment I made about this play.

http://i41.tinypic.com/23iv3ty.gif

I bet you get more neg reps by true fans
how ironic

Reerun_KC
05-11-2010, 09:14 PM
How many times was FAX repped? Because I could have sworn I had the most repped post in Chiefs Planet history when I got 44 neg reps (3 of them were positives that weren't meant to be negs) for a comment I made about this play.

http://i41.tinypic.com/23iv3ty.gif

Does that play make you proud to be a Broncos fan?

Pablo
05-11-2010, 09:16 PM
How many times was FAX repped? Because I could have sworn I had the most repped post in Chiefs Planet history when I got 44 neg reps (3 of them were positives that weren't meant to be negs) for a comment I made about this play.

http://i41.tinypic.com/23iv3ty.gifThat gif pisses me off. I'm going to neg rep you again for posting it.

Bugeater
05-11-2010, 09:21 PM
That gif pisses me off. I'm going to neg rep you again for posting it.
Same here. :grr:

Lzen
05-11-2010, 09:22 PM
That FAX guy is a fucking tool. He's all Mr. this and Mr. that. It drives me fucking crazy.

ROFL

KcMizzou
05-11-2010, 09:29 PM
Same here. :grr:I'm in.

Can't stop him... try to break his neck. :shake:

Von Dumbass
05-11-2010, 09:39 PM
That post was a big mistake. LMAO

wazu
05-11-2010, 09:50 PM
BUAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Great job, Fax. Missed half of it because I was laughing too hard. My wife was sitting across the room and laughing even though she has no idea of the context. Loved how he repeatedly gave his title and credentials. I laughed harder each time he did.

KcMizzou
05-11-2010, 09:52 PM
BUAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Great job, Fax. Missed half of it because I was laughing too hard. My wife was sitting across the room and laughing even though she has no idea of the context. Loved how he repeatedly gave his title and credentials. I laughed harder each time he did.You have a knack for this kinda thing too.

Lzen
05-11-2010, 09:57 PM
Just thought I'd pop in to say that this is now the most-repped post (exempting rep whoring threads) in CP history. And will probably pass even the rep whoring threads shortly. Well done, Mr. FAX. Well done.

Let us now pay homage to the previous leader:

http://chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=176117

Holy shit! How did I miss that one? That was fantastic.

Lzen
05-11-2010, 10:01 PM
You have a knack for this kinda thing too.

Hey, yeah. Didn't Adam used to post cartoons? Those were funny and bizarre.

KcMizzou
05-11-2010, 10:11 PM
Hey, yeah. Didn't Adam used to post cartoons? Those were funny and bizarre.Yep.

wazu
05-11-2010, 10:25 PM
Thanks, guys. Nice to be remembered. I used to have fun and let it all hang out, but now I am a draftabulator, and one of the smartest fucking people on the fucking planet.

KcMizzou
05-11-2010, 10:26 PM
Thanks, guys. Nice to be remembered. I used to have fun and let it all hang out, but now I am a draftabulator, and one of the smartest fucking people on the fucking planet.Understood. But you smell like french fries.

KurtCobain
05-12-2010, 03:04 AM
This is too funny. And Wendy is too sexy.

Raiderhater58
05-12-2010, 04:38 AM
Bravo Mr Fax Fucking Bravo!!!

Reerun_KC
07-22-2010, 11:36 AM
Just for old time sakes...

Damn this is funny!

KCrockaholic
07-22-2010, 11:43 AM
LMAO. How did I miss this when it first came out? Fuckin awesome.

BossChief
07-22-2010, 11:48 AM
Hopefully there is a follow up to this cause this was GOLD

Dayze
07-22-2010, 06:11 PM
I waited all day at work to come home and view this

ROFLROFLROFL

Mr. Fax, you have outdone yourself this time.
:D

Dayze
07-22-2010, 06:19 PM
there are so many great one liners ...

"...if I wasn't so busy with school, and my new job"...

lmao.

ChiTown
07-22-2010, 07:10 PM
ROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFL

How did I f ucking miss this?

ROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFL

Bill Lundberg
07-22-2010, 07:27 PM
Holy shit, this is comedy gold. Bravo Mr. Fax

Frankie
07-22-2010, 08:23 PM
My only criticism, Mr. FAX, is you shouldn't have filmed this at high noon. More late afternoon shadows would have added to the romantic ambiance of your otherwise masterpiece.

Reerun_KC
07-22-2010, 08:55 PM
ROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFL

How did I f ucking miss this?

ROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFL

Priceless!

FAX
07-22-2010, 09:00 PM
My only criticism, Mr. FAX, is you shouldn't have filmed this at high noon. More late afternoon shadows would have added to the romantic ambiance of your otherwise masterpiece.

Your observation fairly reeks of astuteness, Mr. Frankie. Although my attempt was sincere in its effort, at best my desire to present an explicit yet subtle statement revealing the emotional chasm existing between post-modern, cultural passivity and the forces of theologically relevant evil fails to meet the threshold of evocativeness and leaves potentially important aspects of the theme ambiguous and enigmatical. In retrospect, Wendy should have shown her tittahs on camera.

As for a sequel, Mr. BossChief, I can now assure you that one is in development at this time. Unfortunately, budgetary issues have emerged that are delaying the project.

FAX

DaneMcCloud
07-22-2010, 09:08 PM
Your observation fairly reeks of astuteness, Mr. Frankie. Although my attempt was sincere in its effort, at best my desire to present an explicit yet subtle statement revealing the emotional chasm existing between post-modern, cultural passivity and the forces of theologically relevant evil fails to meet the threshold of evocativeness and leaves potentially important aspects of the theme ambiguous and enigmatical. In retrospect, Wendy should have shown her tittahs on camera.

As for a sequel, Mr. BossChief, I can now assure you that one is in development at this time. Unfortunately, budgetary issues have emerged that are delaying the project.

FAX

This might help.

Use the Red camera. It's 4k.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c38CekaAtfI

Frankie
07-22-2010, 09:25 PM
Your observation fairly reeks of astuteness, Mr. Frankie. Although my attempt was sincere in its effort, at best my desire to present an explicit yet subtle statement revealing the emotional chasm existing between post-modern, cultural passivity and the forces of theologically relevant evil fails to meet the threshold of evocativeness and leaves potentially important aspects of the theme ambiguous and enigmatical. In retrospect, Wendy should have shown her tittahs on camera.

FAX

Now THIS is gold. I am at the presence of greatness. :clap:

Gonzo
07-22-2010, 09:27 PM
Your observation fairly reeks of astuteness, Mr. Frankie. Although my attempt was sincere in its effort, at best my desire to present an explicit yet subtle statement revealing the emotional chasm existing between post-modern, cultural passivity and the forces of theologically relevant evil fails to meet the threshold of evocativeness and leaves potentially important aspects of the theme ambiguous and enigmatical. In retrospect, Wendy should have shown her tittahs on camera.

As for a sequel, Mr. BossChief, I can now assure you that one is in development at this time. Unfortunately, budgetary issues have emerged that are delaying the project.

FAX

I have no idea what you just said here but for some reason, I'm aroused after reading it.
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Pablo
12-31-2010, 10:18 AM
Do a sequel, Mr. FAX.

You owe it to the people.

Mr. Laz
12-31-2010, 10:39 AM
all the cussing is just so much funnier when heard out loud vs in print. ROFL


well done

Dave Lane
12-31-2010, 10:51 AM
Sequel Sequel Sequel Sequel Sequel Sequel Sequel Sequel Sequel Sequel !!!!

The peoples have spoken!

doomy3
12-31-2010, 10:52 AM
LMAO

Somehow I just now watched this for the first time.

This may just be FAX's best work ever.

Dayze
12-31-2010, 10:52 AM
a sequel involving all the "Cassel haters eat their Crow" woould be a good plot.

InChiefsHell
01-04-2011, 09:57 AM
JUst watched this again...can't get enough of it. It's total genious!!

CupidStunt
01-04-2011, 10:03 AM
WE DEMAND A SEQUEL

NewChief
01-04-2011, 10:08 AM
XtraNormal is moving to a pay model for their services, unfortunately.

HemiEd
01-04-2011, 10:23 AM
JUst watched this again...can't get enough of it. It's total genious!!

Time has not spoiled it any. LMAO

Deberg_1990
01-04-2011, 10:25 AM
Wow, i somehow managed to miss this last May. Just watched it and about cried from laughing so hard. Great stuff.

Psyko Tek
01-04-2011, 10:51 AM
ROFL, that was awesome!

You know, I remember when I saw Draftabulator for the first time, I thought it said "Drafturbator"

I still do
much better term

patteeu
01-04-2011, 11:38 AM
Wow, i somehow managed to miss this last May. Just watched it and about cried from laughing so hard. Great stuff.

It's a candidate for all-time most outstanding post on ChiefsPlanet.

DaneMcCloud
01-16-2011, 04:42 PM
a sequel involving all the "Cassel haters eat their Crow" woould be a good plot.

Uh...

Reerun_KC
01-16-2011, 04:43 PM
This is by far the best thing ever posted on CP...

Marcellus
01-16-2011, 05:33 PM
LMAO, man I needed that. Great bump, it's been a while.

"You sold me and my little sister our happy meals last week". LMAO

BigMeatballDave
01-16-2011, 06:22 PM
a sequel involving all the "Cassel haters eat their Crow" woould be a good plot.Heh...

Farzin
01-16-2011, 06:43 PM
ROFL Great video. Xtranormal videos posted on here are hilarious.

bevischief
01-18-2011, 06:17 PM
WE DEMAND A SEQUEL

How did I miss this...


ROFLROFL

BigRedChief
01-23-2011, 09:14 AM
ahhh the memories....

Still pissed I wasn't mentioned.

ChiefGator
08-11-2011, 09:38 PM
I sent a link from Chiefsplanet to someone today and they asked what a draftabulator was.. had to pull this back up... too much fun.

MoreLemonPledge
01-08-2012, 08:30 PM
Just thought about this the other day. Draft season is fast approaching.

Dayze
01-08-2012, 08:32 PM
Still one of the funniest things I have ever seen, on chiefs planet or otherwise.

KCrockaholic
01-08-2012, 08:33 PM
Where the fuck is part 2? Let's go Mr. FAX.

DaWolf
01-08-2012, 08:39 PM
This makes me LMAO EVERY time...

BigRedChief
01-08-2012, 08:40 PM
How the fuck is this not in the Hall of Classics?

Reerun_KC
01-08-2012, 09:22 PM
Still one of the greatest things in the history of CP.

InChiefsHell
01-09-2012, 05:18 AM
The last reply of the draftabulator is so funny I can't believe it. The whole thing is great, but it's like FAX just had to cram as many colorful insults in at the last minute as possible. Awesome!

KCrockaholic
03-12-2012, 08:57 PM
FAX. The greatest.

This should be in the HOF.

MahiMike
03-12-2012, 09:27 PM
Needs more cursing.

BigRedChief
03-12-2012, 10:29 PM
How in the fuck is this thread not in the Hall of Classics X2?

RockChalk
03-13-2012, 05:19 AM
I will second BRC's motion

Pasta Giant Meatball
03-13-2012, 07:05 AM
Whoever doesn't nominate this smells of french fries.

Reerun_KC
03-13-2012, 07:36 AM
How in the **** is this thread not in the Hall of Classics X2?

You really have to ask that to this group of broke dicks?


the butthurt from this was priceless...

Reerun_KC
03-13-2012, 07:37 AM
BTW, where is Part 2...

Rausch
03-13-2012, 07:37 AM
Never fails.

All the good $#it happens when I'm passed out...

BigRedChief
07-06-2012, 02:45 PM
Bumped reason:

An historical travesty has taken place. This may be the greatest thread off all time on the Chiefs Planet and its not in the Hall of classics.

This travesty shall not stand.:harumph:

patteeu
07-06-2012, 02:48 PM
Next FAX video: Wendy Meets Ban Hammer For Thread Bump

Reerun_KC
07-06-2012, 02:49 PM
This is pure comedy Gold..

Has to be HOF worthy...

BigRedChief
07-06-2012, 02:54 PM
Next FAX video: Wendy Meets Ban Hammer For Thread BumpI will gladly go to jail to stop this injustice.
FREEDOM!
http://thestockmasters.com/images/william-wallace-braveheart.gif

SNR
07-06-2012, 03:24 PM
Next FAX video: Wendy Meets Ban Hammer For Thread BumpThe Wendy series got pretty old after a few movies. The latest one, "Wendy Meets Laz Then Runs Home" was pretty terrible. The director just didn't stick to the formula that worked in his movies. He had to get so creative.

ChiefsandO'sfan
07-06-2012, 03:29 PM
Bumped reason:

An historical travesty has taken place. This may be the greatest thread off all time on the Chiefs Planet and its not in the Hall of classics.

This travesty shall not stand.:harumph:

Great Bump man that was great.

Pasta Giant Meatball
07-06-2012, 04:47 PM
Put it in the hall to summon FAX

el borracho
11-20-2013, 11:47 PM
Sad times... the host company appears to have gone out of business this year. I really hope someone has this recorded somewhere.

Saccopoo
12-04-2013, 07:38 PM
Sad times... the host company appears to have gone out of business this year. I really hope someone has this recorded somewhere.

<iframe width="420" height="315" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/YKss2uYpih8?rel=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

wazu
12-12-2013, 12:06 PM
Sad times... the host company appears to have gone out of business this year. I really hope someone has this recorded somewhere.

What a nightmare. For my money this is the funniest thing ever produced by Chiefsplanet.

patteeu
12-12-2013, 07:56 PM
What a nightmare. For my money this is the funniest thing ever produced by Chiefsplanet.

Agree.

Dayze
12-19-2013, 04:25 PM
I think I saw some similar type sites/videos on youtube.

But Fax's takes the cake. Simply Brilliant. The amount of streaming vulgarity was so great.
Fax Video is #1
Fisty McTatt thread is #2 for me.