Wendy Meets A Draftabulator

[FAX]

Ladies and Gentlemen ... Planeteers and Planetettes ... Peeps and Poops ... it is with great pride and a lingering sense of shame that I present to you my brand new movie which I made entirely by myself and which I have entitled, "Wendy Meets A Draftabulator".

Please be aware that, due to strong language and Wendy's extraordinary lack of anything remotely resembling a tittah, this movie is rated PG27 ... ergo, persons aged 27 or younger should only view this film while accompanied by their parents ... especially if they all still live together.

As a result, this ground-breaking film is NSFW.

Look out JJ Abrams, a new sheriff is in town.

http://www.xtranormal.com/profile/2501955/

FAX THE CINEMATIC ARTISTE

Disclaimers: Sorry if repost

[RealSNR]

Eh, it was only alright. I'm not the biggest fan of romantic comedies

[pr_capone]

at 1:26

BRILLIANT

/nicely done

[RealSNR]

Also, those were some horrible voice actors you hired. You know how they say, "you're only as good as the script you serve." Well, they served a script, but instead of successfully delivering it to the table, it was like they shoved it down their pants and blew a herd of mountain goats while the guests sat there waiting.

[Tylerthigpen!1!]

Go take a shower, you smell like french fries.

[Reaper16]

Bad fiction, Mr. FAX. Despite the video's claim, none of the people you're making fun of with this video dislike you. We can very much stand you. We like you. So the video rang hollow for me.

[big nasty kcnut]

was that knowmo mr Draftabulator himself.

[NewChief]

Holy shit, that was awesome. Hearing someone actually speak the lines that get typed on a pretty much daily basis here was good stuff.

[Bugeater]

Oh. My. God. ROFL

[dirk digler]

LMAO Fucking awesome

[Quesadilla Joe]

I loved it. LMAO

[Hootie]

that was one of the greatest things I've ever seen

[BigCatDaddy]

Post of the year!

[aturnis]

Gold. That WREAKS of Hamas and the old Dane McCleod.

[aturnis]

Will Hamas even respond?

[mikeyis4dcats.]

I didn't know Dane wore glasses.

And I was disturbed by his telling the 10 year old girl to go masturbate. That's shades of 4chan.

[FAX]

Also, those were some horrible voice actors you hired. You know how they say, "you're only as good as the script you serve." Well, they served a script, but instead of successfully delivering it to the table, it was like they shoved it down their pants and blew a herd of mountain goats while the guests sat there waiting.

Well, I was going for the sense of blowing a herd of llamas, so I guess I missed the mark, Mr. SNR.

Just kidding. Actually, you've hit it right on the mark.

The dialogue delivery I wanted to achieve was a kind of Stephen Hawking/Star Wars Droid/HAL effect in order to subtly communicate the cultural superficiality and perfunctorily robotic exchange that is so common in the typical conversations conducted in today's society ... like a mirror held up to expose the emotional void and desultory shallowness that comprises humanity's verbal interactions. It's rare for audiences to pick up on those kind of subtleties embedded in a cinematic performance, Mr. SNR, so thank you for noticing.

FAX

[booger]

:thumb::thumb:

two thumbs up fax.



I hope teh next episode has Wendy somehow peeing in his butt. She is too polite and he is too mouthy. So i say have her violently stab him in the leg with a spork and then she can give him the double fishook while pissing in his bunghole. That's the ticket.

[rockymtnchief]

ROFL
Good stuff!

['Hamas' Jenkins]

That was funny. I LOL'd more than once.

It's also an amazing collection of butthurt. I do like the irony of the jabs at people who use insults while also assuming those same people work at McDonalds or hate everything the Chiefs do.

Again, it's not about criticizing everything the Chiefs do, it's about questioning whether or not they are good moves independent of your desire for the team to do well.

It has very little to do with calling someone a cocksucker because they want the Chiefs to win, but very much to do with people's line of reasoning being a) that they want the Chiefs to win and thus can't evaluate the decisions dispassionately and b) the constant fallacy of appeal to authority.

I'd say everyone on here wants the Chiefs to do well, save the Charger, Bronco and Raider fans. The difference is that some realize that want to doesn't equal will.

The true irony, though, is the fact that you made a video parodying one set of "fans" as putting themselves above others, while the implicit message is that your variety of fandom is innately superior.

[Insert Hootie reply about Gholston to meet daily quota of 12 such replies]

[InChiefsHeaven]

The true irony, though, is the fact that you made a video parodying one set of "fans" as putting themselves above others, while the implicit message is that your variety of fandom is innately superior

I refuse to think of you or the others as victims.

[ClevelandBronco]

Mr. FAX, there's not enough rep on the fucking Planet for that.

[InChiefsHeaven]

Ok, just watched it. Goddam academy award winning stuff there, Mr. Fax. I was disappointed in the sound track, but I understand it's your first go around. Perhaps next time a march or a lively "adventure film" score would be just the thing. Try it. You never know...

[Sfeihc]

Mr. FAX, there's not enough rep on the ****ing Planet for that.

This.

[RJ]

:clap::clap::clap::clap::clap::clap:


Truly a work of art, but I must ask......did you take the dialog direct from CP or was there a certain amount of poetic license?

[RJ]

That was funny. I LOL'd more than once.

It's also an amazing collection of butthurt. I do like the irony of the jabs at people who use insults while also assuming those same people work at McDonalds or hate everything the Chiefs do.

Again, it's not about criticizing everything the Chiefs do, it's about questioning whether or not they are good moves independent of your desire for the team to do well.

It has very little to do with calling someone a one who sucks the penis because they want the Chiefs to win, but very much to do with people's line of reasoning being a) that they want the Chiefs to win and thus can't evaluate the decisions dispassionately and b) the constant fallacy of appeal to authority.

I'd say everyone on here wants the Chiefs to do well, save the Charger, Bronco and Raider fans. The difference is that some realize that want to doesn't equal will.

The true irony, though, is the fact that you made a video parodying one set of "fans" as putting themselves above others, while the implicit message is that your variety of fandom is innately superior.

[Insert Hootie reply about Gholston to meet daily quota of 12 such replies]


Yeah, but sometimes shit's just funny cause it's funny.

Then again, I'm no Roger Ebert.

[RealSNR]

Ok, just watched it. Goddam academy award winning stuff there, Mr. Fax. I was disappointed in the sound track, but I understand it's your first go around. Perhaps next time a march or a lively "adventure film" score would be just the thing. Try it. You never know...On a film about social commentary?

I hope the ghost of Virgil Thomson posseses the body of Vin Diesel, who rapes you and your family repeatedly with a jackhammer strap-on

[philfree]

No self-indulged commentary here.....Fax, you're the best poster on the planet.

Awsome!

Aw son! (redneck pronounc)

PhilFree:arrow:

['Hamas' Jenkins]

Yeah, but sometimes shit's just funny cause it's funny.
.

There's no doubting the comedy, that's for sure.

[Chiefspants]

ROFL, that was awesome!

You know, I remember when I saw Draftabulator for the first time, I thought it said "Drafturbator"

[RealSNR]

ROFL, that was awesome!

You know, I remember when I saw Draftabulator for the first time, I thought it said "Drafturbator""Draftabulator" is a new term to me. I've always said "drafturbator"

[Chiefspants]

"Draftabulator" is a new term to me. I've always said "drafturbator"

Ah, that makes sense, for a while I thought I was going crazy.

But then i realized that I've gone through 9 months of my junior year and only have two weeks left.

[noa]

That was amazing. Job well done.

[MoreLemonPledge]

This is absolutely amazing.

The way the guy says "fucking" repeatedly is hilarious.

Best line: That Fax guy is a fucking tool. He's all "Mr. This and Mr. That." It drives me fucking crazy.

[bowener]

Awesome stuff. Awesome site.

I will respond in due time. I am bored and want to waste time. It will suck.

[Bugeater]

ROFL, that was awesome!

You know, I remember when I saw Draftabulator for the first time, I thought it said "Drafturbator"
It is drafturbator, the fact that he got the word wrong just adds to teh funnay.

[|Zach|]

:clap:

[bowener]

It is drafturbator, the fact that he got the word wrong just adds to teh funnay.

I am not sure he got it wrong... he is a genius you know...

[BossChief]

This one ranks right up there with any vid GoChiefs has made and that is a good thing.

[KcMizzou]

Holy shit... That was awesome.

LMAO

Well done, Mr. FAX.

Good show. :clap:

[BossChief]

This is gonna win thread of the year unless something truly epic comes around that links the board to the team in one way or another.

[Mr. Flopnuts]

LMAO Mr. Mr. Flopnuts approves.

[KcMizzou]

I love the pauses...

"Why don't you set fire to your fucking ass?"

"......."

It's the implied, "WTF?"

[RedNFeisty]

A quart of man mayo!! ROFL

Okay, I was really laughing my ass off!ROFLROFLROFLROFL

[BossChief]

That was funny. I LOL'd more than once.

It's also an amazing collection of butthurt. I do like the irony of the jabs at people who use insults while also assuming those same people work at McDonalds or hate everything the Chiefs do.

Again, it's not about criticizing everything the Chiefs do, it's about questioning whether or not they are good moves independent of your desire for the team to do well.

It has very little to do with calling someone a cocksucker because they want the Chiefs to win, but very much to do with people's line of reasoning being a) that they want the Chiefs to win and thus can't evaluate the decisions dispassionately and b) the constant fallacy of appeal to authority.

I'd say everyone on here wants the Chiefs to do well, save the Charger, Bronco and Raider fans. The difference is that some realize that want to doesn't equal will.

The true irony, though, is the fact that you made a video parodying one set of "fans" as putting themselves above others, while the implicit message is that your variety of fandom is innately superior.

[Insert Hootie reply about Gholston to meet daily quota of 12 such replies]

you and OTWP graded the draft a d+

[Hootie]

I bet the voices couldn't say drafturbator so he settled for draftabulator because it sounded better

[philfree]

That was funny. I LOL'd more than once.

It's also an amazing collection of butthurt. I do like the irony of the jabs at people who use insults while also assuming those same people work at McDonalds or hate everything the Chiefs do.

Again, it's not about criticizing everything the Chiefs do, it's about questioning whether or not they are good moves independent of your desire for the team to do well.

It has very little to do with calling someone a one who sucks the penis because they want the Chiefs to win, but very much to do with people's line of reasoning being a) that they want the Chiefs to win and thus can't evaluate the decisions dispassionately and b) the constant fallacy of appeal to authority.

I'd say everyone on here wants the Chiefs to do well, save the Charger, Bronco and Raider fans. The difference is that some realize that want to doesn't equal will.

The true irony, though, is the fact that you made a video parodying one set of "fans" as putting themselves above others, while the implicit message is that your variety of fandom is innately superior.

[Insert Hootie reply about Gholston to meet daily quota of 12 such replies]

You are an idiot...

It said 'You" ... are an ass.


LOL

PhilFree:arrow:

[cdcox]

I bet the voices couldn't say drafturbator so he settled for draftabulator because it sounded better

Nope.

FAX has been using draftabulator since mid-March.

http://75.125.205.90/BB/showpost.php?p=5578754&postcount=119

[Hootie]

Nope.

FAX has been using draftabulator since mid-March.

http://75.125.205.90/BB/showpost.php?p=5578754&postcount=119

Oh, nice.

My bad.

['Hamas' Jenkins]

Another martini, Phil?

[salame]

this was great fax

[philfree]

Another martini, Phil?

That was pussy talk. How 'bout you get a fukn clue?


PhilFree:arrow:

[Pitt Gorilla]

Literally laughed out loud. Great job, Mr. Fax.

[Chiefs=Champions]

that was awesome. rep

[ChiefGator]

Awesome, hilarious stuff.... Well done, Monsieur Fax.

[spanky 52]

Mr Fax, that was well done.

[KCKID58]

OMG!!! That was Great !!

[Marcellus]

Started my morning with a good laugh. Thanks FAX!:)

[BigMeatballDave]

LMAO

[mikey23545]

My rep can only fall short of your magnificent greatness, O Fax One, but I hope you will still accept it...:wayne:

[Fritz88]

We would greatly appreciate if we can get the actual dialogue in text.

[Reerun_KC]

HOLY Shit! Beautiful!

Thanks for the Reference!!!!! Mr Fax, that was pure Genius!

[Sofa King]

very very nice!

3 things about that

1. I hope there is a series in store for us all...

2. The use of F-bombs and long pauses was terrific... you can actually envision the avatars of the people that constantly throw out f-bombs, and my impending face-palm extended pause.

3. some very creative insults in there..

4. I'd like to see the KnowMo Homer version sometime in the future... perhaps an appearance in an episode by a old "foe" from the past (current) who manages to get killed off in the same episode by antifreeze, Aids tree, etc.. or you know, something better than that which you will inevitably find...

5. Go Chiefs! (as in i hope they win because they are my team and i support them, not as in Claythan...)

[BigCatDaddy]

I was thinking a DC version woud be great as well. That Mad Crappper Meets Jaz, Dave Lane meets Norman Einstein, Donger Meets Hamas.... etc

[patteeu]

Awesome work. Funny movie and funny to watch the responses in this thread. :thumb:

[HemiEd]

I haven't laughed that hard in quite some time, thanks Fax! ROFL ROFL

[Nzoner]

Good stuff Mr Fax ROFL

[lostcause]

fucking hilarious

[gblowfish]

Mr. Fax covered the types of "civilized exchanges" had here on the CP quite well.
I think he used every offensive term ever used here on the CP except maybe "Scuzz Encrusted Vulva."

I give him two snaps up with a twist!

[Gonzo]

Thats awesome... Hey, I was mentioned in this piece of cinematic art. I'm about to be famous, bitches!!!

[splatbass]

Brilliant!

[FAX]

Thank you guys for all the kind comments. It's good to know that Planeteers possess such extraordinarily good taste and artistic acumen.

My hope is that, in the next installment, Wendy loses her virginity to one of the offensive linemen then becomes a famous and outspoken advocate for government-sponsored dental exams among the poverty stricken.

FAX

[DeezNutz]

I thought it was a ****ing piece of ****ing shit. But what the **** do I know, MR. FAXXXX, since you're one of the smartest guys on the ****ing planet?

[Pasta Little Brioni]

Mr. Fax, you are one of a kind ROFL

[RealSNR]

Thank you guys for all the kind comments. It's good to know that Planeteers possess such extraordinarily good taste and artistic acumen.

My hope is that, in the next installment, Wendy loses her virginity to one of the offensive linemen then becomes a famous and outspoken advocate for government-sponsored dental exams among the poverty stricken.

FAXThere is clearly sexual tension going on between Wendy and the draftabulator. It's good, but in your next installment I look forward to you adding more characters that will feed into the situation and make it even more complicated than it already is. Perhaps you can set up a beautifully antithetical plot where the draftabulator continues to hate everything while Wendy openly loves all the things that the draftabulator openly hates just to wreak revenge on him because she desperately wants his huge penis in her. Through opposition, they come together in sexual orgy. Metaphorically, of course.

[FAX]

There is clearly sexual tension going on between Wendy and the draftabulator. It's good, but in your next installment I look forward to you adding more characters that will feed into the situation and make it even more complicated than it already is. Perhaps you can set up a beautifully antithetical plot where the draftabulator continues to hate everything while Wendy openly loves all the things that the draftabulator openly hates just to wreak revenge on him because she desperately wants his huge penis in her. Through opposition, they come together in sexual orgy. Metaphorically, of course.

Excellent ideas, Mr. SNR. Most excellent, indeed. The concept allows the exploration of life's paradoxes and how hope can sometimes be derived from despair while proclaiming that the embodiment of defeat is not always the extreme expression of human suffering.

But, I think the Draftabulator character has to go away. I've already pissed off enough people today including my friend and beloved poster, Mr. DeezNutz whom I've always held in the highest possible regard.

So, I think I have to kill him off. A car accident, maybe. After he and Wendy have consummated their relationship and she is carrying his child, perhaps. Then maybe, in her grief, Wendy puts the infant up for adoption and the little fella is eventually taken in by Charlie Weis and raised as his own.

FAX

[CupidStunt]

I can honestly say this is one of the single greatest, and funniest, things I've ever seen on the internet. Absolutely hilarious in every way, and had me literally at the point of laughter tears two or three times. My throat actually hurts now from when I laughed so hard every time Mr. Draftabulator verbally rapes Wendy.

Jesus f'ing Christ. A+. Thread of the Year so far by 100,000 miles.

[LaChapelle]

Good job
you glutinous Pioli slut

[DaFace]

Just thought I'd pop in to say that this is now the most-repped post (exempting rep whoring threads) in CP history. And will probably pass even the rep whoring threads shortly. Well done, Mr. FAX. Well done.

Let us now pay homage to the previous leader:

http://chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=176117

[ModSocks]

J
Let us now pay homage to the previous leader:

http://chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=176117

Damn, that felt good

[Lumpy]

ROFL Excellent work, Mr. Fax!

[Extra Point]

Mr. FAX would like to thank all everybody for the f'in fabulous video.

"Okay, then. Goodbye."

(Rep, of course, to the fabulous Mr. Fax. Glad that he's made his way through Mother Nature, these past two weeks!)

[KC Dan]

Unbelievably awesome!!! Great Work, more, more, more

[HemiEd]

It was even more fun the second time, with earphones on. LMAO

[the Talking Can]

holy shit



that is amazing......it only needs an 'aids tree' to enter the Western Canon....



bravo fax!

(and some anti-freeze)

[Reerun_KC]

I thought it was a ****ing piece of ****ing shit. But what the **** do I know, MR. FAXXXX, since you're one of the smartest guys on the ****ing planet?

Dont be angry our little Draftabulator.....

Its all in good fun...

[BossChief]

FTR I dont think there was an ounce of seriousness in Deezs post.

He just played the role.

I may be wrong.

[RealSNR]

FTR I dont think there was an ounce of seriousness in Deezs post.

He just played the role.

I may be wrong.Why don't you go eat a barrel of broken glass while fucking a light socket without a condom you piece of shit

[DeezNutz]

Excellent ideas, Mr. SNR. Most excellent, indeed. The concept allows the exploration of life's paradoxes and how hope can sometimes be derived from despair while proclaiming that the embodiment of defeat is not always the extreme expression of human suffering.

But, I think the Draftabulator character has to go away. I've already pissed off enough people today including my friend and beloved poster, Mr. DeezNutz whom I've always held in the highest possible regard.

So, I think I have to kill him off. A car accident, maybe. After he and Wendy have consummated their relationship and she is carrying his child, perhaps. Then maybe, in her grief, Wendy puts the infant up for adoption and the little fella is eventually taken in by Charlie Weis and raised as his own.

FAX

:eek: What's the antecedent for those pronouns?!? :eek:

(Wendy meets Grammar Nazi)

And so I don't confuse Reerun, I have never had relations with Wendy.

[Reerun_KC]

:eek: What's the antecedent for those pronouns?!? :eek:

(Wendy meets Grammar Nazi)

And so I don't confuse Reerun, I have never had relations with Wendy.

ROFL

You sure about that? Where were you the night of the draft after the 1st round?

Can any other Draftabulator verify your story?

[DeezNutz]

ROFL

You sure about that? Where were you the night of the draft after the 1st round?

Can any other Draftabulator verify your story?

McDonald's, of course. Rent isn't free.

[Reerun_KC]

McDonald's, of course. Rent isn't free.

:clap:

Well played!

[BossChief]

Why don't you go eat a barrel of broken glass while fucking a light socket without a condom you piece of shit

WTF?

what did I do to deserve that?

[DeezNutz]

He's serious, just like I was, so you should be pissed, BossChief.

Really fucking pissed.

[Reerun_KC]

WTF?

what did I do to deserve that?

Yes I agree with Deez....

You should start a rep war!

[BossChief]

Oh, ok.

ROFL

I had a very long day today and Im still getting up to speed.

The first thread I read today was about the waldo rapist and some nutball put my name in the air like I was the rapist (which IMHO is wayyy not cool) and then I come to this thread next and post and then go back and read responses and I saw that and wondered if I woke up in bizarro land today or something.

I was like, "damn, did I miss something?"...obviously I did in this thread.

Carry on.

[KcMizzou]

Oh, ok.

ROFL

I had a very long day today and Im still getting up to speed.

The first thread I read today was about the waldo rapist and some nutball put my name in the air like I was the rapist (which IMHO is wayyy not cool) and then I come to this thread next and post and then go back and read responses and I saw that and wondered if I woke up in bizarro land today or something.

I was like, "damn, did I miss something?"...obviously I did in this thread.

Carry on.Do yourself a favor and watch FAX's movie in the thread header.

[BossChief]

Oh, I know. Thats why I laughed when I got it. I was prepared for Deezs response, but SNR caught me slippin.

I watched it last night and commented shortly after.

IMO (like I said before) this is the thread of the year.

[HC_Chief]

ROFL
This thread rules. Mega rep to FAX.

[Quesadilla Joe]

How many times was FAX repped? Because I could have sworn I had the most repped post in Chiefs Planet history when I got 44 neg reps (3 of them were positives that weren't meant to be negs) for a comment I made about this play.

http://i41.tinypic.com/23iv3ty.gif

[BossChief]

How many times was FAX repped? Because I could have sworn I had the most repped post in Chiefs Planet history when I got 44 neg reps (3 of them were positives that weren't meant to be negs) for a comment I made about this play.

http://i41.tinypic.com/23iv3ty.gif

nobody cares.

[Pablo]

LMAO

Bravo Mr. FAX.

Draft Planet's a-dyin' off boys... 'tis a sad day indeed.

[LaChapelle]

How many times was FAX repped? Because I could have sworn I had the most repped post in Chiefs Planet history when I got 44 neg reps (3 of them were positives that weren't meant to be negs) for a comment I made about this play.

http://i41.tinypic.com/23iv3ty.gif

I bet you get more neg reps by true fans
how ironic

[Reerun_KC]

How many times was FAX repped? Because I could have sworn I had the most repped post in Chiefs Planet history when I got 44 neg reps (3 of them were positives that weren't meant to be negs) for a comment I made about this play.

http://i41.tinypic.com/23iv3ty.gif

Does that play make you proud to be a Broncos fan?

[Pablo]

How many times was FAX repped? Because I could have sworn I had the most repped post in Chiefs Planet history when I got 44 neg reps (3 of them were positives that weren't meant to be negs) for a comment I made about this play.

http://i41.tinypic.com/23iv3ty.gifThat gif pisses me off. I'm going to neg rep you again for posting it.

[Bugeater]

That gif pisses me off. I'm going to neg rep you again for posting it.
Same here. :grr:

[Lzen]

That FAX guy is a fucking tool. He's all Mr. this and Mr. that. It drives me fucking crazy.

ROFL

[KcMizzou]

Same here. :grr:I'm in.

Can't stop him... try to break his neck. :shake:

[Quesadilla Joe]

That post was a big mistake. LMAO

[wazu]

BUAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Great job, Fax. Missed half of it because I was laughing too hard. My wife was sitting across the room and laughing even though she has no idea of the context. Loved how he repeatedly gave his title and credentials. I laughed harder each time he did.

[KcMizzou]

BUAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Great job, Fax. Missed half of it because I was laughing too hard. My wife was sitting across the room and laughing even though she has no idea of the context. Loved how he repeatedly gave his title and credentials. I laughed harder each time he did.You have a knack for this kinda thing too.

[Lzen]

Just thought I'd pop in to say that this is now the most-repped post (exempting rep whoring threads) in CP history. And will probably pass even the rep whoring threads shortly. Well done, Mr. FAX. Well done.

Let us now pay homage to the previous leader:

http://chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=176117

Holy shit! How did I miss that one? That was fantastic.

[Lzen]

You have a knack for this kinda thing too.

Hey, yeah. Didn't Adam used to post cartoons? Those were funny and bizarre.

[KcMizzou]

Hey, yeah. Didn't Adam used to post cartoons? Those were funny and bizarre.Yep.

[wazu]

Thanks, guys. Nice to be remembered. I used to have fun and let it all hang out, but now I am a draftabulator, and one of the smartest fucking people on the fucking planet.

[KcMizzou]

Thanks, guys. Nice to be remembered. I used to have fun and let it all hang out, but now I am a draftabulator, and one of the smartest fucking people on the fucking planet.Understood. But you smell like french fries.

[KurtCobain]

This is too funny. And Wendy is too sexy.

[Raiderhater58]

Bravo Mr Fax Fucking Bravo!!!

[Reerun_KC]

Just for old time sakes...

Damn this is funny!

[KCrockaholic]

LMAO. How did I miss this when it first came out? Fuckin awesome.

[BossChief]

Hopefully there is a follow up to this cause this was GOLD

[Dayze]

I waited all day at work to come home and view this

ROFLROFLROFL

Mr. Fax, you have outdone yourself this time.
:D

[Dayze]

there are so many great one liners ...

"...if I wasn't so busy with school, and my new job"...

lmao.

[ChiTown]

ROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFL

How did I f ucking miss this?

ROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFL

[Bill Lundberg]

Holy shit, this is comedy gold. Bravo Mr. Fax

[Frankie]

My only criticism, Mr. FAX, is you shouldn't have filmed this at high noon. More late afternoon shadows would have added to the romantic ambiance of your otherwise masterpiece.

[Reerun_KC]

ROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFL

How did I f ucking miss this?

ROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFL

Priceless!

[FAX]

My only criticism, Mr. FAX, is you shouldn't have filmed this at high noon. More late afternoon shadows would have added to the romantic ambiance of your otherwise masterpiece.

Your observation fairly reeks of astuteness, Mr. Frankie. Although my attempt was sincere in its effort, at best my desire to present an explicit yet subtle statement revealing the emotional chasm existing between post-modern, cultural passivity and the forces of theologically relevant evil fails to meet the threshold of evocativeness and leaves potentially important aspects of the theme ambiguous and enigmatical. In retrospect, Wendy should have shown her tittahs on camera.

As for a sequel, Mr. BossChief, I can now assure you that one is in development at this time. Unfortunately, budgetary issues have emerged that are delaying the project.

FAX

[DaneMcCloud]

Your observation fairly reeks of astuteness, Mr. Frankie. Although my attempt was sincere in its effort, at best my desire to present an explicit yet subtle statement revealing the emotional chasm existing between post-modern, cultural passivity and the forces of theologically relevant evil fails to meet the threshold of evocativeness and leaves potentially important aspects of the theme ambiguous and enigmatical. In retrospect, Wendy should have shown her tittahs on camera.

As for a sequel, Mr. BossChief, I can now assure you that one is in development at this time. Unfortunately, budgetary issues have emerged that are delaying the project.

FAX

This might help.

Use the Red camera. It's 4k.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c38CekaAtfI

[Frankie]

Your observation fairly reeks of astuteness, Mr. Frankie. Although my attempt was sincere in its effort, at best my desire to present an explicit yet subtle statement revealing the emotional chasm existing between post-modern, cultural passivity and the forces of theologically relevant evil fails to meet the threshold of evocativeness and leaves potentially important aspects of the theme ambiguous and enigmatical. In retrospect, Wendy should have shown her tittahs on camera.

FAX

Now THIS is gold. I am at the presence of greatness. :clap:

[Gonzo]

Your observation fairly reeks of astuteness, Mr. Frankie. Although my attempt was sincere in its effort, at best my desire to present an explicit yet subtle statement revealing the emotional chasm existing between post-modern, cultural passivity and the forces of theologically relevant evil fails to meet the threshold of evocativeness and leaves potentially important aspects of the theme ambiguous and enigmatical. In retrospect, Wendy should have shown her tittahs on camera.

As for a sequel, Mr. BossChief, I can now assure you that one is in development at this time. Unfortunately, budgetary issues have emerged that are delaying the project.

FAX

I have no idea what you just said here but for some reason, I'm aroused after reading it.
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[Pablo]

Do a sequel, Mr. FAX.

You owe it to the people.

[Mr. Laz]

all the cussing is just so much funnier when heard out loud vs in print. ROFL


well done

[Dave Lane]

Sequel Sequel Sequel Sequel Sequel Sequel Sequel Sequel Sequel Sequel !!!!

The peoples have spoken!

[doomy3]

LMAO

Somehow I just now watched this for the first time.

This may just be FAX's best work ever.

[Dayze]

a sequel involving all the "Cassel haters eat their Crow" woould be a good plot.

[InChiefsHeaven]

JUst watched this again...can't get enough of it. It's total genious!!

[CupidStunt]

WE DEMAND A SEQUEL

[NewChief]

XtraNormal is moving to a pay model for their services, unfortunately.

[HemiEd]

JUst watched this again...can't get enough of it. It's total genious!!

Time has not spoiled it any. LMAO

[Deberg_1990]

Wow, i somehow managed to miss this last May. Just watched it and about cried from laughing so hard. Great stuff.

[Psyko Tek]

ROFL, that was awesome!

You know, I remember when I saw Draftabulator for the first time, I thought it said "Drafturbator"

I still do
much better term

[patteeu]

Wow, i somehow managed to miss this last May. Just watched it and about cried from laughing so hard. Great stuff.

It's a candidate for all-time most outstanding post on ChiefsPlanet.

[DaneMcCloud]

a sequel involving all the "Cassel haters eat their Crow" woould be a good plot.

Uh...

[Reerun_KC]

This is by far the best thing ever posted on CP...

[Marcellus]

LMAO, man I needed that. Great bump, it's been a while.

"You sold me and my little sister our happy meals last week". LMAO

[BigMeatballDave]

a sequel involving all the "Cassel haters eat their Crow" woould be a good plot.Heh...

[Farzin]

ROFL Great video. Xtranormal videos posted on here are hilarious.

[bevischief]

WE DEMAND A SEQUEL

How did I miss this...


ROFLROFL

[BigRedChief]

ahhh the memories....

Still pissed I wasn't mentioned.

[ChiefGator]

I sent a link from Chiefsplanet to someone today and they asked what a draftabulator was.. had to pull this back up... too much fun.

[MoreLemonPledge]

Just thought about this the other day. Draft season is fast approaching.

[Dayze]

Still one of the funniest things I have ever seen, on chiefs planet or otherwise.

[KCrockaholic]

Where the fuck is part 2? Let's go Mr. FAX.

[DaWolf]

This makes me LMAO EVERY time...

[BigRedChief]

How the fuck is this not in the Hall of Classics?

[Reerun_KC]

Still one of the greatest things in the history of CP.

[InChiefsHeaven]

The last reply of the draftabulator is so funny I can't believe it. The whole thing is great, but it's like FAX just had to cram as many colorful insults in at the last minute as possible. Awesome!

[KCrockaholic]

FAX. The greatest.

This should be in the HOF.

[MahiMike]

Needs more cursing.

[BigRedChief]

How in the fuck is this thread not in the Hall of Classics X2?

[RockChalk]

I will second BRC's motion

[Pasta Little Brioni]

Whoever doesn't nominate this smells of french fries.

[Reerun_KC]

How in the **** is this thread not in the Hall of Classics X2?

You really have to ask that to this group of broke dicks?


the butthurt from this was priceless...

[Reerun_KC]

BTW, where is Part 2...

[Rausch]

Never fails.

All the good $#it happens when I'm passed out...

[BigRedChief]

Bumped reason:

An historical travesty has taken place. This may be the greatest thread off all time on the Chiefs Planet and its not in the Hall of classics.

This travesty shall not stand.:harumph:

[patteeu]

Next FAX video: Wendy Meets Ban Hammer For Thread Bump

[Reerun_KC]

This is pure comedy Gold..

Has to be HOF worthy...

[BigRedChief]

Next FAX video: Wendy Meets Ban Hammer For Thread BumpI will gladly go to jail to stop this injustice.
FREEDOM!
http://thestockmasters.com/images/william-wallace-braveheart.gif

[RealSNR]

Next FAX video: Wendy Meets Ban Hammer For Thread BumpThe Wendy series got pretty old after a few movies. The latest one, "Wendy Meets Laz Then Runs Home" was pretty terrible. The director just didn't stick to the formula that worked in his movies. He had to get so creative.

[ShowtimeSBMVP]

Bumped reason:

An historical travesty has taken place. This may be the greatest thread off all time on the Chiefs Planet and its not in the Hall of classics.

This travesty shall not stand.:harumph:

Great Bump man that was great.

[Pasta Little Brioni]

Put it in the hall to summon FAX

[el borracho]

Sad times... the host company appears to have gone out of business this year. I really hope someone has this recorded somewhere.

[Saccopoo]

Sad times... the host company appears to have gone out of business this year. I really hope someone has this recorded somewhere.

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[wazu]

Sad times... the host company appears to have gone out of business this year. I really hope someone has this recorded somewhere.

What a nightmare. For my money this is the funniest thing ever produced by Chiefsplanet.

[patteeu]

What a nightmare. For my money this is the funniest thing ever produced by Chiefsplanet.

Agree.

[Dayze]

I think I saw some similar type sites/videos on youtube.

But Fax's takes the cake. Simply Brilliant. The amount of streaming vulgarity was so great.
Fax Video is #1
Fisty McTatt thread is #2 for me.

[Simply Red]

dead link

[ROYC75]

I missed this one... currently it's a dead link.

[patteeu]

I missed this one... currently it's a dead link.

You missed one of the funniest ChiefsPlanet things ever. It's a shame it's gone now.

[InChiefsHeaven]

You missed one of the funniest ChiefsPlanet things ever. It's a shame it's gone now.

Indeed. Hard to believe it can't be found somewhere on the interwebs, but I don't even know how to begin to look for something like that from a discontinued website.

[ChiefGator]

Damn.. next time we need to put it on YouTube.

Internet Archive is a hoax!! http://web.archive.org/web/*/http://www.xtranormal.com/profile/2501955/

[CharlesByday]

Hello.

[Pasta Little Brioni]

Bump